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UK's newest and largest aircraft carrier broke down on the 2nd day of a mission to the US 
https://www.businessinsider.in/international/news/uks-newest-and-largest-aircraft-carrier-broke-down-on-the-2nd-day-of-a-mission-to-the-us/articleshow/93853496.cms
The carrier, which has a crew of 1,600, spent fewer than 90 days at sea during its first two years of service after suffering multiple leaks, according to The Guardian.
RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES!!
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lol the "compensating" comment is the very definition of
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im not pathetic, YOU'RE pathetic because you're not pathetic
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Dont americans statistically have bigger peepees than brits?
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From what I can find, it's around 5.5 inches for both
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lol peepeelets
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Did these mother frickers forget they were weeks away from being Hitlers b-word? They need to go walk around the streets and look at the plaques on the buildings that say when they were built
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Classic
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I am aroused rn. my goodness
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Cope slope
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Seriously tbh I'm sure USA would just give them the tech lul why do bongs not have catobar? Its a 70k ton ship too, such a waste to build large ones like that with ramps.
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Carrier catapults go all the way back to WWII. So them not having one is assuredly for some stupid reason and not that they don't have the tech.
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Because the bongs probably would just have more problems maintaining CATOBAR systems, theyβve already been using American navy and coastguard engineering crew for years to make up for their deficiencies
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Dude it's one of the main reasons. Europoors just get equipment for driving and flying around their shit country. And they know if they need power projection they go to the US
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It's easier with nuclear power because you've already got the steam to operate them, but yeah, it seems like a weird choice if you're going to build a carrier that big.
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Lmao π€£
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angled-saxons
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Sloped peepees are more powerful
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RULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
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Celtic Norfmen have no need for boats. Simple as.
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odds are if you are reading this these people ruled over/killed your ancestors and look at them now
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Honestly, I've always blamed the Ming Dynasty for burning the Treasure Fleet and the Qing Dynasty for being so r-slurred that tgey thought that if they ignored the Mayos, they would just go away.
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Didn't the Qing also antagonize and oppress all Han Chinese too?
You honestly have to wonder how a less r-slurred dynasty would've handled the bongs.
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The Qing didn't rule the han chinese through oppression, but through a mixture of flattery of the han upper classes and carrot and stick for the plebs. Otherwise they wouldn't have lasted that long when outnumbered by their subject 50 to 1
They likewise didn't expect the UK to go to war with them since they were London's biggest trade partner. This analysis wasn't totally wrong since parliament was really not sure it wanted to go to war with China to defend the honor of drug dealers in canton
The main culprit of the latter Qing's collapse was their stupidly low taxation rate; the taiping rebel could outraise them in tax money just by holding the lower yangtze. The low taxation prevented investment in industrialisation, and it stopped them from increasing the size of the state. There were only one or two bureaucrats per million citizen, which made the system underpowered and vulnerable to corruption as degree holders indebted themselves to buy government positions they then had to pay back
Tl;dr the qing were more and less r-slurred than we think
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This is unironically informative.
Thanks cute twink!
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You are welcome!
The Qing are interesting because they are the last conquest dynasty (AKA those formed by
invaders from the steppe) and from the start they tried to avoid the things that collapsed previous conquest dynasties like the Yuan (mongols)
Their solutions created a period of peace that saw Chinese population triple over a hundred and fifty years, but it brought China's rural areas to unprecedented ecological degradation because of overcrowding; as discussed their taxation scheme shows the limit of libertarianism (the fiscal kind) as other states with deeper pockets began to prey on the Qing.
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The Qing were once wild and randy horse warriors who founded a pretty based Manchu empire under Nuhaqi (who got a guest appearance in Temple of Doom as the urn of ashes on the lazy susan at the beginning). The Manchu were actually invited into China after a revolution overthrew the Ming dynasty and the last Ming Emperor An Heroed after killing his own wives and kids. They were a tiny minority ruling over a vast majority and so they decreed that all Han men should cut their hair in a single ponytail Manchu style. That way nobody could tell who was Manren and who was Hanren.
The Han really only turned against them due to the general c*ntery of the Dowager Emperess CΓxΗ.
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Woman Moment
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What you think about Khitan people ?
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My ancestors owned a slave shop in Africa
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Was it environmentally sustainable or were your ancestors chuds?
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Based African slave traders.
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lol no odds are ur ascestry is 60+% bong
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yea no one got fricked harder by bongs than the other working class bongs
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Mogged
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Made by their imported engineers
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Defense research is probably the field least likely to have imports. Cope, its organic free range bongtardation.
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Boomer meme w that explanation at the bottom lol
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these days I can't tell if it's boomer or "I can't beleive it's not boomer!"
if you reply poes law i will shoot you in minetest
Edit: The subtle joke is that there are no bows or projectiles in minetest
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Pakistan is 70% inbred.
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Mechanical problem? Just unfurl the sails.
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british historical replica ships and reenactment sounds pretty badass
and possibly a better use of their time
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Western Europe is just one big tourist trap now and everyone is too polite to say that out loud.
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Even mon Pahree?
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Without it, France would be worth conquering 24x times
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burgers do reenactment better too do it urself. you can even add authentic chains
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HMS Victory is technically still in active service, and I'm sure HMS Warrior could fairly easily be used as well. So it wouldn't even need to entirely be replica ships
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Suck my butt you peepee muncher.
Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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Stfu snaggle tooth bong b-word. Go eat some fish and chips while your Navy continues to put the taxpayer's pounds to good use.
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Snappy had come out of as British, yet another reason to defend my Queen to the death
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god bless america
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Not a good day for Westernoids.
Bongboat breaks down. Burgerocket breaks down. Quite embarrassing but this is what happens when everything is globalised and your enemies are in your component supply chain.
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Lol, commie cope.
Where are your versions? Poor little dogshit, jealousy and envy is all you have
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What the frick are you trying to say you illiterate brainlet?
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Comprehension is not your strong suit, is it? Ok, then, words for a child
I think you are a piece of jealous dogshit. You have nothing to be proud of
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What is it you think I'm jealous of here r-slur?
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Do even dream in your own language?
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Answer the question or stfu. I'm lamenting the breakdown of two pieces of new Western engineering and you're saying I'm jealous of something. What exactly do you think I'm jealous of?
We have got some absolute mongs on the site currently.
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The western ability to try what others can't even dream of attempting, you fricken moron!
So, now, dogshit, answer my question. Do you even dream in your own language, or is every part of you completely colonised by anglo?
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I'm a Bong and you are truly fricking stupid.
I want to kill you so bad right now for being so thick.
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Prince Of Wales catacombs when?
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Relax, it's okay, it happens to a lot of older naval powers.
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Most educated dramanaut.
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i didn't say they were a successful naval power. lern2read.
still spanked the ottomans tho
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