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In this house we stan our NFL genetic freaks.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17391957620J8ki5W8tS-dNg.webp

!fashion rate my fit

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Aussie :platyaboriginal: soccer player who called Bonglish cop "fricking white and stupid" is now being tried

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02-07/sam-kerr-trial-kristie-mewis-cross-examination-london/104907414

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02-04/sam-kerr-trial-london-metropolitan-police-london/104884292

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02-05/sam-kerr-trial-london-metropolitan-police-chelsea-matildas/104897448

She said she was uncomfortable in the taxi because some taxi driver in Sydney murdered some people and got upset at the popo for taking the taxi driver's side or something. Idk heard it yesterday on the radio.

Basically, Sydney is a dangerous place that you should never go to.

!strayans

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Early aquatic life animation. :marseychuddance:

The fishies look so anatomically incorrect and you can sort of see how they would one day evolve into the more common designs we are used to now. Evolution is so cool what's crazy is that those lifeforms took 100s of millions of years to get from what is in the animation to the life we see around us today.

Based on how much more complex life is today I believe the current era is the most complex in terms of the amount of diversity of life on the planet at a time. In my opinion evolution is also speeding up because look at how much more simpler life forms get the further back in time one goes.

I bet if humans went extinct, it would barely take 10 million years for the planet to evolve another life form as smart as humans.

I think that is a fascinating theory that most sci fi does not pursue often. That maybe there is a time period in a planet's evolutionary history where it can produce intelligent lifeforms, and once it gets there, it keeps pumping out smarter life forms over time forever until the death of the planet.

Like humans took 100s of thousands of years to evolve from their ancestor species. Perhaps the other apes that are still around will take far less time to get to our level, and the next group after them take ever less time, because evolutionary complexity and adaptability keeps going up the longer you leave a life form running till the heat death of the universe.

That's just a theory on my part though. Still cool.

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Richard Hanania receives $15 tax payer dollars for his NGO :marseyemojilaugh: On this episode of the datarepublican saga!

Deaf anime avatar creates easy to search website of NGO data. Specifically focused on USAID at the beginning but slowly expanding to more site

https://datarepublican.com/award_search/

Rightoids use this to find millions of tax dollars going to libtards making more than them

They speculate that DOGE is now going to destroy the libtards :marseyletsgo:

But wait. What about looking inward into rightoids receiving money?! :marseythonk:

Well someone searched Hanania and found he had an NGO. And also there's someone name "Shlomo Hanania" :marseyemojilaugh:

But it turns out he's only received $15 :marseyemojilaugh: So three months of Peepee Hanania's substack somehow made it into some Fed's budget :marseyemojilaugh:

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How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? :bidenshocked: or Effective Way? :gigabiden:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739199693mHcnLKiHrrm5bA.webp

Chat, is this real? Going to get this book and give it a try tbqh.


Found a free copy

I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out.

In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a heck.

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[birdposting] baby pigeon looks like BALLS!
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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-08 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Why are people freaking out over trans people not allowed in womens.../r/self (2M)59%5735
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜I realized that no. Reddit does NOT stand for the truth./r/self (2M)56%1647
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Why don't women set up their guy friends with their lady friends?/r/AskMenAdvice (274K)56%791
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜People are way too liberal in their means of defining people they d.../r/self (2M)52%640
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜A pro-trans sticker seen in a public bathroom./r/pics (32M)69%929
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Did USAID fund his purchase of 300 radio stations?/r/theview (6K)57%522
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜What are some controversial beliefs you hold?/r/Christianity (516K)51%445
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜MAGA/ Pro-Trump Businesses to avoid?/r/BucksCountyPA (30K)50%332
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Why is it called a gender reveal party and not a s*x reveal party?/r/NoStupidQuestions (6M)57%389
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜With President Trump back in the White House and Republicans leadin.../r/UnitedNations (35K)53%326

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Did USAID fund his purchase of 300 radio stations?/r/theview (6K)57%522
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Wow what a disappointment/r/fansofcriticalrole (19K)55%293
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜I can't imagine giving up $1mil twice and still being hated by the .../r/BeastGames (10K)52%133
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜MAGA/ Pro-Trump Businesses to avoid?/r/BucksCountyPA (30K)50%332
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜With President Trump back in the White House and Republicans leadin.../r/UnitedNations (35K)53%326
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Is there a list of businesses that support trump in WS? I don't wan.../r/winstonsalem (35K)49%281
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Do people on the main sub not realize how poorly executed the end o.../r/fansofcriticalrole (19K)57%159
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜HAH! Got her!/r/daverubin (24K)51%108
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Rule 1 Reminder - This is not a snark page. No posts directly hatin.../r/MileHigherPodcast (10K)51%44
๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜Did school let out early today or something there's teenagers frick.../r/philly (58K)53%238

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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r/RATM jerks themselves dry over how much smarter they are than MAGAtards

					
					
					
	

				
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modern gayming

@kaamrev discuss

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Muskrat :marseyelonmusk: seizes treasury department :marseybux:. Vows 1 trillion dollar spending :marseychudchartdowntrend: cut starting Sunday :marseytrain:.

Reducing the federal deficit from $2T to $1T in FY2026 requires cutting an average of $4B/day in projected 2026 spending from now to Sept 30.

That would still result in a $1T deficit, but economic growth should be able to match that number, which would mean no inflation in 2026.

Super big deal.

I am cautiously optimistic that we will reach the $4B/day FY2026 reduction this weekend

Elon Musk's DOGE commission gains access to sensitive Treasury payment systems

WASHINGTON (AP) โ€” The Department of Government Efficiency, run by President Donald Trump's billionaire adviser and Tesla CEO Elon Musk, has gained access to sensitive Treasury data including Social Security and Medicare customer payment systems, according to two people familiar with the situation.

https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-elon-musk-doge-treasury-5e26cc80fcb766981cea56afd57ae759

"They seem to want Treasury to be the chokepoint on payments, and that's unprecedented," the person added, emphasizing that it is not the bureau's role to decide which payments to make โ€” it is "just to make the f-ing payments."

https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/31/politics/doge-treasury-department-federal-spending/index.html


Federal Outlays Breakdown, these are what the treasury actually pays out

Throughout this page, we use outlays to represent spending. This is money that has actually been paid out and not just promised to be paid. When issuing a contract or grant, the U.S. government enters a binding agreement called an obligation. This means the government promises to spend the money, either immediately or in the future. As an example, an obligation occurs when a federal agency signs a contract, awards a grant, purchases a service, or takes other actions that require it to make a payment. Obligations do not always result in payments being made, which is why we show actual outlays that reflect actual spending occurring.

Napkin math with last years numbers:

  • Social Security: $374 B (19.7%)

  • National Defense: $262 B (13.8%)

  • Health: $246 B (13.0%)

  • Net Interest: $242 B (12.8%)

  • Medicare: $233 B (12.3%)

  • Income Security: $162 B (8.5%)

  • Veterans Benefits and Services: $105 B (5.5%)

  • Education, Training, Employment, and Social Services: $52 B (2.7%)

  • Natural Resources and Environment: $39 B (2.1%)

  • Transportation: $36 B (1.9%)

  • Other: $43 B (2.3%)

Total Outlays Spending: $1.9 trillion

Assuming boomers :boomer: and the defense companies:marseysoldieramerica: are untouchable and muskrat :marseyelonmusk: isn't r-slurred enough to default on interest payments overnight this can be met by immediately halting payments for:

  • Income security(162b) + Vets services(105b) + Education(52b) + Environment (39b) + transportation (36b) + Other(43b) = (.162+.105+.052+.039+0.036+.043) trillion = 0.437 Trillion dollars :chudcelebrate:

Lets slap on a halt for all healthcare outlays including medicaid for 246b to get 0.683 Trillion dollars :marseypartyxmas:. Nowhere near enough dollarydoos to meet the target.

Lets make some harder sacrifices. All outlays to the penta-GONE :turtoisemindblown: (262b) for 0.945 Trillion. Now the target can easily be solved by reducing SS payments by 14% :fellforitagainaward:.

Bigger picture 1 trillion dollars is 3.65% of nominal GDP and 1 trillion dollars worth of outlays being halted for a year from this scheme fires a solid chunk of 2 million soldiers, 2 million federal employees, every contractor so something like ~5-7 million people? Pulling some galaxy brained napkin math out my butt thats 1/16th the total workforce for an additional 6% unemployment not including private sector income loss by sept 30.


UPDATE: FAKE NEWS :marseytrump:

MULTIPLE ABOVE SPENDING BUDGET BY 3


Will this go through :marseyhmm:?

Who knows :marseyshrug:? Its literally the most illegally r-slurred way of cutting the deficit imaginable :chudspin:.

But muskrat :marseyelonmusk2: says its the plan and this is what the payments system controls :marseychartdowntrend2:

!neolibs

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[GOOMBLE :marseyladybugitsover:] Will the Federal Government of the United States Kill ALL Zoomers?

TikTok will be sold to an American company and continue operating. - 59 bets

It will be sold to a non-US company and @hACAppy_2025 will win at slots, namaste - 11 bets

TikTok will be kill - 89 bets

Tim Apple will bravely refuse to remove TikTok from the Apple store, in bold DEFIANCE of the kkkorupt kkkapitalist kkkrooks running the so-called "United" States - 9 bets

It will be sold to :marseyelmo: and promptly renamed TixTox - 3 bets


!remindme 24 hours "close the toktik"

!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !asians

Closed.

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:marseydarktrump: Daddy might give Israel a bunch of MOABs :parrotunitedstatesofamerica: :parrotisrael:

Maybe a bunch of MOABs? :marseyjetbombing:

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Our boi Scot narrating this cuck saga

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:marseyxd: :marseypearlclutch: :marseypopcorn:

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JOCKS BULLY NERDS: There will be no Weekend Crossword post tomorrow due to Super Bowl Sunday

!crossword

We will work on this week's crosswords next Sunday in a special double edition. I will also (hopefully) have a surprise to announce at that time too :marseygossipsmug:

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>mfw no kimpossible gf to grind off my peepee

ok so why even live

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:juice: :juice: :juice: :redlight: BOSSMAN JACK IS FREE :redlight: :juice: :juice: :juice: Gamba inside this thread (Update: HE'S STREAMING RIGHT NOW) :marseysipping:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/commonwealth-of-virginia-v-austin-curtis-peterson.200730/post-20494966

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Wall was patched


					
					

!friendsofredactor0 !redscarepod

These r-slurs truly think CHYNA is some free society built on socialist values. Are these neighborz even realz?

Lmao. China is so authoritarian they allowed these brave story fabricators to operate as long as their no. 1 adversary was willing to find them.

"Give me 300k per year to say China bad"

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Immediate family? No. The only other sibling is his sister and she's 20-ish. She does baby sit in fairness to her. Widening net to cousins etc none stepped forward. They definitely are there on my wife's side at least. Not sure about his side. (1595)

What about the parents? (96)

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I did that with another story the other day and I got the same thing ๐Ÿ’€ Dead internet is looking really real rn (1294)

Are we the orphans of the dead internet? Who will care for us? (561)

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NAH. It's a devastatingly sad situation but your wife is doing what's best for her and you're doing what's best for the children. I can't get my head round your wife saying no either BUT she's not an AH for it. Some people really don't want kids and that's their right. Unfortunately, you may have to choose between them. (323)

I'd have to chose my wife. I wouldnt consider her an AH either but I'm just very surprised and still disappointed.Edit: I don't see how I'm being downmarseyd. She's my wife. Weve been together since we were kids. I wouldnt be happy with it but the kids are not the only ones grieving. I made vows to my wife.ย  (-82)

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This is the correct response. You have not been an butthole. it's a tragic situation that said, she is not wrong either.This will most likely end your marriage and it's a tough spot you have to choose. She made it clear upfront her view of her life. You agreed to that view. Your view changed hers didn't. So you either go back to the lines you both drew together or get ready to start drawing lines without her. She's not wrong or a bad person for this. If you choose her you have to do it under the pretense you can never resent her for this. Can you do that? If you chose the kids and your marriage ends, would you ever resent the kids? There is not an option here that is not going to leave you with massive "what if" questions. Only you can decide what's most important. You are not the butthole unless you resent your decision and others suffer for it. She's not the butthole cause she is just keeping her word about what her life view is. There's nothing wrong with that.Edit due to the 100+ r... (795)

While he's definitely not the butthole, she definitely is wrong. These children are her family, of course she has an obligation to take them in when this tragedy occurs. Modern society is all about "muh rights" but we've forgotten all about our duties and responsibilities.You have a duty to your family. Even if you aren't religious and view them as disposable, you should want to take them in simply for harm reduction. The harm and negative outcomes for older children going into foster care/state placement are demonstrable and horrible. They'll be (likely) split up. They'll be (likely) abused. They'll be far more likely to fall into addictions, crime, they'll have lower lifetime earnings, less stable homes of their own (if they even have families), etc. Every single metric is worse.It'd be one thing if they did not have the means to care for the children (although it'd have to be an extremely bad financial circumstance to make keeping them worse than abandoning them to whatever the st... (1)

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Just because she doesn't want to do want you and op wants her to, doesn't make her a bad person. A bad person, is trying to force your beliefs onto others then, slandering them when they refuses. (1)

Um letting your dead sister's children fall into neglect and abuse in the foster system because you're too selfish to step up does make you a bad person. That's what being a bad person is. It's literally being so selfish that you make orphans homeless. This behavior and thought process should be shamed and ridiculed. It's the reason society sucks now, everyone only gives a shit about their own convenience and not about being a decent person. You will never convince me that being so far up your own butt that you refuse to care for those that have no one except you is a good thing. (-1)

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ohhh i ws about to type sorry she would leave you if something happened to you as she lacks empathy and saw he said has standing her and Shes a good women. Mans got np clue hes married to someone with a personality disorder. Oh well i guess unless they end up im the system they are better of or maybe still would be cos that shits pathological and one day has going o look back and hate himself. took a twist tbh i was waiting to read he didn't want them. Its a shame people refuse to believe there are woman monsters too. Don't even feel bad for him those aren't red flags they are giant speakers screaming narcissistic personality disorder. if you red this mate, she might change her mind cos she will know she's crossed a big line but if she does yu need to educate yourself on Narcistic child abuse cos that that will happen and you'll need to educate yourself on you to not become complicit either by ignoring it or joining in, you have no idea what you live with in all Honesty nukes you c... (1)

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[Last chance for bets- games begin at 3:00 PM Eastern] NFL Betting Thread- AFC & NFC Conference Championships- 20k in bonus money thrown in the pot. It's literally free :marseycoin:

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Wildcard Thread, Divisional Thread Regular Season MVP betting is still open.

NFC is Commanders @ Eagles Sunday Jan 26 3:00 PM Eastern

AFC is Bills @ Chiefs Sunday Jan 26 6:30 PM Eastern

Of the earlier bets we had 14 teams and 7 teams have been trimmed down to 4 and 2 options

For the 14 team free for all bet for a pot of 186 bets/37,200 coins

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AFC for 88 bets/17,600 coins

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I know, that's a lot of losers! However, here's a bonus chance to recuperate some of those loses or for winning chads to double down on their sports wisdom. The 5th bet here & 3rd bet in the games below is just for me to add bonus money. If you click it you are throwing your money away and/or are a self-less patron of gamblers.

Of the 4 remaining teams Who will win the Super Bowl

Chiefs - 171 bets

Bills - 91 bets

Eagles - 93 bets - WINNER!

Commanders - 59 bets

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