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Daily Bard Digest 2024-09-12

Live feed of the best moderator on the internet, straight into your veins.

Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

12/05/16 17:43:40 with a score of -4: https://old.reddit.com/r/Dallas/comments/5gp8il/why_i_will_not_cast_my_electoral_vote_for_donald/dau1901/?context=8

Somewhere, remote and cold, where there is almost zero light, remains the possibility that a gaggle of purposefully-ignorant, Fox-News-guzzling, Evangelical-fundamentalist-Prosperity-Doctrine-Christian-Identity Republican Electors will convene and choose β€” against all the wishes of the electoral system, the gerrymandering, the Republican Party machine and its constituency β€” to save the world from being handed over to a pig who wants to roll it into a cigar and light it with the fallout from a mushroom cloud.

Maybe real, humble, pious, devout Christians will save us from the Executive Office being mounted by a man who can easily be theologically classified as the AntiChrist, a lifelong footlackey of Mammon.

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anyone read sandra and woo back in the day?
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Liberal Party of Canada
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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-09-11 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜Welcome PlayStation 5 Pro, the most visually impressive way to play.../r/PS5 (7M)57%11901
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜We are 5 minutes into this shit/r/conspiracy (3M)50%1055
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜And bravely ran away../r/Jordan_Peterson_Memes (65K)59%1075
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Taylor Swift Endorses Kamala Harris Following Debate/r/Conservative (2M)67%1030
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Trump-Harris debate/r/lexfridman (44K)61%774
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜A Christian here/r/DebateAnAtheist (99K)50%492
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜"OMG he lied so much, he lied, he is a liar" will be the only argum.../r/TrueUnpopularOpinion (147K)48%440
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Update - Aita for asking my girlfriend to abort because I'm not rea.../r/AITAH (3M)49%398
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜I'd bet my house that Kamala got the questions before hand./r/conspiracy (3M)52%421
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜They Created the Border Crisis on Purpose/r/Conservative (2M)52%382

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Beware of conservatives creating fake profiles to try and spread mi.../r/moncton (21K)52%347
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Trump-Harris debate/r/lexfridman (44K)61%774
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜And bravely ran away../r/Jordan_Peterson_Memes (65K)59%1075
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜counting down the days until lana blocks me/r/lanitas (28K)55%274
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Was this racism?/r/abbotsford (20K)54%179
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Kamala says that tariffs are a tax on the American consumer, but Tr.../r/austrian_economics (37K)49%224
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Election anxiety/r/OptimistsUnite (46K)48%231
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜A Christian here/r/DebateAnAtheist (99K)50%492
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜"OMG he lied so much, he lied, he is a liar" will be the only argum.../r/TrueUnpopularOpinion (147K)48%440
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜To Mike: America sees you as a white guy, ya know Mike Ryan. Not "w.../r/DanLeBatardShow (65K)55%172

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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"No I'm Not" :gigachadqueen:

!khive

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Lincoln residents protest against new center for the homeless : Sacramento

@911roofer stand with israel against the homeless

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Brushing a seal
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@911roofer stand with israel against fake jews

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Daily Bard Digest 2024-09-10

Live feed of the best moderator on the internet, straight into your veins.

Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

05/06/15 11:48:17 with a score of -2: https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3524dm/white_father_robbed_and_shot_despite_pleading_for/cr0dj8s/?context=8

It's just a small brigade, producing the illusion of a majority. They only have about five people committed to brigading here, and maybe twenty accounts, judging by the vote activity.

The people who aren't racist peepeeweeds are busy doing something more fulfilling than a Stormfront circlejerk.

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@911roofer stand with israel on the mass grave of the redditards. Also Hitler was a cute twink and eva braun was a man.

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Time for Us - Nicolas Jaar

Trans Lives Matter

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Chris Chan Meltdown [song, June 2024]

Style genres used: mutation funk, funk

This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction... because this is dead serious! The inside and outside tour I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet...

MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE

ANGRY AT ME! They're BLAMING it at me! IT'S my fault,

I ADMIT IT!

it's my fault! I WANT everything a-

BOUT MY HOUSE

OFF!

THE!

INNERNET!

I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY

POWER!

Just get it OFF the internet...

Listen-to-me! Listen to me.

Yes...

Listen to ME.

Yes.

Shut that goddamn thing off!

I don't care what you do.

You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.

I'm working on it.

Go work on it!

Chris: I am workin-

Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the Health Department of Greene County... sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?

I see.

You go get that [nervously laughs when saying the next few words] goddamn stuff off of there and fast!

I'm working on it! I was making a YouTube viβ€”uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...

No...

Itsβ€”It's, ahh, out of my control

No, you get 'em off.

It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO-

You loaded them up there, you unload 'em!

I'm working on it!

Go do it!

I AM WORK'- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...

Get in here and do it!

I-

I'll be up all night with you if I have to. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.

I'm working on it!

Get in there and start!

I'M WOR-KIN' ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND, TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET-

Listen!

-about our house!

I don't wanna get kicked outta my house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us!

Aw'right... lemme just...

Get that stuff offa there...

I'M WORK-

...and get it offa there fast!

I'm workin on it! I'm

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Lunatic Calm - Roll The Dice
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Sister Machine Gun - Think

:#cummies: :#marseyfemboy:

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Brazilian mad that I didn't peg him

Why are third worlders like this????????????? @Brasillguana Wtf????

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Front Line Assembly - Concussion

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17259120543154655.webp

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https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/leaders-transnational-terrorist-group-charged-soliciting-hate-crimes-soliciting-murder

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Daily Bard Digest 2024-09-09

Live feed of the best moderator on the internet, straight into your veins.

Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

10/16/19 17:43:18 with a score of -2: https://old.reddit.com/r/ContraPoints/comments/divj48/deleted_by_user/f3zbm1d/?context=8

The subreddit rules don't specify a "team".

This space is not a space for "only Contra stans", and not a space for a harassment brigade that's going to make life miserable for Natalie, and not a space for only memes, and not a space for only discussion.

This is a space that is meant to be safe for trans people, GNC people, enbies, everyone in the QUILTBAG and all cisgender hetero people, to talk about Natalie's works and the themes and issues brought up by her work.

The rules are crafted to that end.

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I suck peepee hit me up

No :!marseytrain:s or cute twinks bears only

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Daily Bard Digest 2024-09-08

Live feed of the best moderator on the internet, straight into your veins.

Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

05/06/15 09:58:15 with a score of -10: https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3524dm/white_father_robbed_and_shot_despite_pleading_for/cr09e9a/?context=8

Oh, hooray! I am so glad that you got the racist "FBI STATISTICS SHOW…" horseshit out of the way early.

Statistics aren't racist, but your interpretation of them is. If you actually bothered to think, rather than cherry-pick anything that seems to want to suck your Stormfront-stoked hard-on for hating black people, you might not get your peepee bit off so much.

https://dash.harvard.edu/bitstream/handle/1/3226952/sampson_racialethnicdisparities.pdf?sequence=2

This ^ study helps explain why your interpretation is a flat-out lie.

But that is for the benefit of the audience β€” I don't expect to change your mind, because I honestly am not willing to make it seem like I'm going to suck your peepee, which seems to be your sole motivation β€” self-aggrandisement and masturbating your ignorance and hatred in public.

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Agnostic Front - Gotta Go

:carpwave:

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