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I NEED MONEY AND FOUND OUT THE BEST SIDE HUSTLE WHICH IS BOOKTOK, HOWEVER I DON'T KNOW WHAT STRAIGHT WOMEN WANT.
- FriedFish : Bro caught glimpse of a 1/4000 shiny orca π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
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I had a dream last night where I was eating I guess dinner with Vladimir Putin and he had three bodyguards and they were hanging out and he was speaking in English.
The real interesting part of the dream for me is that he wanted me to bite but not chew his cheese into small pieces and he's specifically wanted me to do that with his pepper jack cheese and then he would eat it.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
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I saw the face of God,
It was a thing neverending,
My eyes forever trying to grasp,
Cast adrift, a visage too vast to hold.
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It was a thing without angles, edges, or depth,
It was a thing from a time long before them,
It was the first time I felt grateful,
To possess a mind too feeble, to comprehend.
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My good man, the man of science,
He was not so lucky a soul,
Somehow the ant managed to grasp,
A single crevice and hold on, for but a moment.
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A moment I will never understand,
'cept for this, the man was changed,
I could not sense it right then,
'cept for the stars that now felt too cold to bear.
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We walked back to the car,
And traveled down an hours long road, without break,
We couldn't even drift our eyes away no longer,
And so carried on in silence, staring at our hands.
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We parted ways without a word,
And as I said, I was fortunate,
That I could not comprehend,
And so I went about life,
With the additional knowledge of "don't go there. Don't frick with that."
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My good man of science on the other hand,
They say he disappeared,
and after months of searching,
There still hasn't been a trace.
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That's not the worst that bothers me though,
It is the fact that I at times must pass through his town,
And more and more people now I see,
Prefer to stare at the ground, unwilling to recognize the stars.
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I think he brought back some understanding with him,
And now it is in the very ground where he lived,
But thankfully I am just an average fool,
And all I need to know about the place," Don't go there. Don't frick with that."
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Lucky me, I know a few other routes that skip the town entirely.
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If you asked not to be stabbed
Then
Were choking
And needed a tracheal cavity to breath by stabbing you in the neck
It was only you
Whom wished it
So be careful the deals you make
Because as stairway to heaven says:
Sometimes words have two meanings.
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Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.
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Whatever happened to that? It was a nice mixture of ghoulish and whimsical. Like was it punishment? Did they truck of peace a toys r us?