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Tread lightly rdramatards. Very lightly.
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Ghibli animations

!aichads

lol at the :marseydestiny: one at the end :marseyemojilaugh:

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:sadwalz: Tim Walz: "We got ourselves into this mess because we did NOT embrace immigrants, wokeness, and DEI" :marseylaughpoundfist: :fellforitagainlib:

!chuds !trump2028 they're doubling down

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  • Soren : kid deserved it, shoulda got beat down earlier in life
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kid was killed by his dad, comments cry about how actually the dad dindu nuffin&& was just teaching him to be a man and the kid only died bc he was a kitty/had a mother

Father Sentenced To 25 Years In Prison After Video Shows Him Forcing His 6-Year Old Son To Run On a Treadmill Which Resulted In His Dea-th

•Incident Overview: Christopher Gregor Forced His 6-Year-Old Son, Corey Micciolo, To Run On A Treadmill At High Speeds. Corey Fell Multiple Times, And Surveillance Footage Showed Gregor Repeatedly Increasing The Speed And Forcing Corey Back On Each Time He Fell

•Tragic Outcome: Thirteen Days After The Treadmill Incident, Corey Began Showing Alarming Symptoms Like Stumbling, Slurred Speech, And Nausea. He Was Rushed To The Hospital, Suffered Seizures During A CT Scan, And Tragically Passed Away In The Hospital

•Legal Proceedings: Gregor Was First Charged With Child Endangerment, But After Further Investigation, The Charges Were Upgraded To Aggravated Manslaughter. In May 2024, A Jury Found Him Guilty Of Both Aggravated Manslaughter And Endangering The Welfare Of A Child

•Sentencing Details: On August 2, 2024, Gregor Was Sentenced To 25 Years In Prison — 20 Years For Aggravated Manslaughter And 5 Years For Child Endangerment. The Sentences Will Run Consecutively, And He Must Serve At Least 85% Before Becoming Eligible For Parole

wowee sounds like fake news, here is the real story of why a 6 year old is dead

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743173623PZAyIv5uLZDr4w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743173623UBacSwsiwPgX0A.webp

@DEV0T10 shows up to post his L's:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743173623mQz4FEvgI5tc-Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743173624aZqjPKUmduh_wg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743173624jkoZUSHDfMw26g.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743173624hM40ugbLb8cbfA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743173624TdgXanFhzBjPLg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743173624KckN69SorcD1AQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743173624G8h0gy4gtoAUzQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17431736247TId-ICWoULNsA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743173624a31RBFdWJs9H2Q.webp

anyway the story is actually v sad and apparently there was more physical abuse which caused his death but that's not funny and rightoid trad larperz blaming the vax and snowflake susiety is funny soooo

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Twitter race war: neighbors vs jeets IS BACK ON.

Og post:

The reply:

The memooos:





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Reddit Inc. finally makes a change everyone was asking for: they're removing DM's entirely :marseybrainlet: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseyshitforbrains:

					
					

Here is /u/Merari01 melting down over this change because of "accessibility" issues

/u/Bardfinn thinks this change was because the United Kingdom no longer allows encryption

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Having a daughter be like

					
					

And

https://instagram.com/reel/DHYEwyDsnoJ/

Dunking on your dad is never good even if he is serial killer since to public your dad will always be part of you. You can hate your dad but don't tell about it to public.

Also seems like his super power is autism since the girl is legit low IQ and intelligence is genetic (even dogs are now smarter than 200 years ago).

She clearly wants money and she tries to get them by publicly dunking on her dad while she would got the money way easier by saying "dad I love u"

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Official grok account unleashed
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I'm bored so here are some random memes

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Disclaimer: some of these might have been stolen from here, idk I don't remember. See ya!

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  • Starfucked : is this addressed to countsppr or is it countsppr announcing you can kill our mothers tonight?
  • Impassionata : banned for foul magic
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Attention @Count_Sprpr, you will post in this thread or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

This curse is immune to immunities

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Far-Right Influencers Are Hosting a $10K-Per-Person Matchmaking Weekend to Repopulate the Earth : inthenews :marseypreg:

					
					

@Aevann laughing at !chuds content

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1jm5che/farright_influencers_are_hosting_a_10kperperson/

https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1jmc6vi/farright_influencers_are_hosting_a_10kperperson/

Organizers behind a pronatalist conference with far-right ties in Austin, Texas, this weekend have set up matchmaking events for attendees that include the option of getting married onsite as part of their greater effort to repopulate the world, WIRED has learned.

According to its website, the sold-out Natal Conference, taking place March 28-29 at a hotel operated by the University of Texas at Austin, has "no political or ideological goal other than a world in which our children can have grandchildren." But the event, an earlier version of which was promoted by Elon Musk, features speakers like Pizzagate conspiracy theorist Jack Posobiec and Crémieux, an online pseudonym linked, according to The Guardian, to Jordan Lasker, who discusses falling birthrates and promotes eugenics.

Natal Conference organizer Kevin Dolan, a father of at least six, according to Politico, has previously stated that eugenics---the belief that white people are genetically superior---and the pronatalist movement are "very much aligned."

Publicly available details about the Natal Conference are scant, with the vague online conference agenda promising closed-door sessions to address collapsing birth rates.

However, an email obtained by WIRED promoting a preconference mixer held Thursday night reveals matchmaking may play a significant role at the conference and in the pronatalist movement more widely.

"This is a special email to NatalCon attendees who indicated they were highly interested in finding the missing puzzle piece for singles, matchmaking, marriage, and family formation," reads the email, sent by an event producer named Luke, who did not sign with his last name.

"We were stunned to receive many emails saying, 'NatalCon needs to be focusing on this, right now!' And we're here to serve you. This is coming from all sectors: singles, parents with dating-age children, grandparents, newlyweds that want to help their friends start families, and more," the email said.

Attendees are instructed to register to learn the exact venue (though it is listed elsewhere on the website), and registration was listed as costing $10,000 for the full weekend---an increase from earlier this year when the cost was 90 percent cheaper. (A Saturday-only ticket is $500.) Last year's VIP package was $1,000, according to the NatalCon website. After credit card details are handed over, organizers vet potential attendees, requiring them to submit their social media handles. The website says prospective attendees aren't charged unless they're approved.

NatalCon organizers, including Dolan, did not respond to messages from WIRED seeking comment.

Single registrants are directed to fill out a survey that asks their desired number of children (listing 1 to over 7 as options), "religious, spiritual, cultural, lifestyle" values, and whether they would be open to a "Q&A with a NatalCon speaker to introduce yourself to the room."

Speaking to Edward Dutton---who has been described as a "proponent of pseudo-scientific 'race science,'" by anti-extremism group Hope Not Hate---on a Jolly Heretic podcast in 2023, Dolan described his alma mater, Brigham Young University, as a "breeding program" for smart Mormons. He said his pronatalist events are a counter to the "perverse incentives in the dating app market."

In the email to NatalCon attendees, Luke noted the conference had set up multiple sessions throughout the conference to strategize on the issue of matchmaking.

The email concludes by noting that there will be "some ministers attending if anyone decides to take the leap at the conference!" Luke also instructed attendees to "come up with great ideas" regarding matchmaking, which will be passed on to him "for implementation."

Other conference guests include Indian Bronson, the pseudonymous founder of AI dating app Keeper, which aims to help people start a family, and influencers Simone and Malcolm Collins, who have four kids and say they plan to have up to 13.

The pronatalist movement, which views declining birth rates around the world as an existential threat, has seen a boom in recent years, propelled by famous and powerful tech elites, including Musk, who has 14 childrenTweeting about the 2023 Natal Conference, Musk said, "If birth rates continue to plummet, human civilization will end."

Even tech elites who have not explicitly associated themselves with the movement seem generally aligned with its aims: Sam Altman, for instance, has invested in multiple fertility startups and said he would like to have a family with "six or eight" children.

The movement gained even more momentum during the 2024 election, when comments surfaced of then vice presidential candidate JD Vance calling Democrats "childless cat ladies" around the time of his Senate run in 2021; he also previously said people with children "should have more power" than "people who don't have kids."

However, the pronatalist movement has been criticized as being racist and classist, with some startups catering to adherents by even offering to screen embryos used for in vitro fertilization for IQ.

Dolan told the Jolly Heretic podcast his pronatalist events weed out "stupid people."

"Some of the debates that I hear about natalism [are] like, 'We can't have natalism, we have too many stupid people.' But in my opinion the only people who are going to respond to any of our natalism conferences, natalism conversations, are going to be on the higher end of the distribution," he said.

Despite criticism of the conference, University of Texas at Austin spokesperson Mike Rosen told WIRED the school rents out its spaces indiscriminately. "The AT&T Hotel & Conference Center leases space to non-University groups for their events without regard to their viewpoint consistent with the First Amendment," Rosen said.

The venue also hosted an Ayn Rand conference in February.

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Who has your username? What unsavory things are they doing with it?

https://media.tenor.com/VnFpttnCpoQAAAAx/the-office-dwight.webp

Find out for 100 DC (MarseyBucks also accepted).

Bonus points: I made the banner of this thread!

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Oi you got a loicense to complain about your child's school?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/comments/1jmtm32/six_british_officers_arrest_two_parentsin_front/

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I, @goldmemer, enjoy big black peepeees in and around my mouth
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You might remember last year I did an April fools joke based on this and Naughty Dog pulling this shit this year proves that they're beyond parody

:marse#ywheeze:

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[🔥🔘🔘🔘🔘] Is the left actually as extreme or woke as a lot of Americans seem to think?

					
					

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They scream woke when a woman is the main character of a movie or game. It's not the left that's extreme (171)

It's never about race or gender, but if that's all you see, then I can't help you. (-43)

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They scream woke when a woman is the main character of a movie or game. It's not the left that's extreme (171)

Some people may without cause, but most scream woke when they take a character named Snow White who is named as such for her porcelain skin, and have her played by a Colombian actress who is an independent waahmen who don't need no man.https://old.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1jlssxw/a_strong_female_lead/🤣🤣🤣 (-29)

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No. They find a handful of examples and use right wing media and tiktok to fry it into their brains.  (49)

So if an American thinks biological men trans women should not compete with women, and gets cancelled by the extreme/woke left, then they should not hold the entire left accountable for that correct?Because what I see happening are issues similar to these, where tiktok or any online media blasts the left as a whole and not just the far/extreme/left. Also if you notice, these issues affect a very small percentage Americans. I can't help but think it would be beneficial to draw a distinction of which part of the left actually holds these views so as to not paint the entire side in a negative light. (-27)

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So if an American thinks biological men trans women should not compete with women, and gets cancelled by the extreme/woke left, then they should not hold the entire left accountable for that correct?Because what I see happening are issues similar to these, where tiktok or any online media blasts the left as a whole and not just the far/extreme/left. Also if you notice, these issues affect a very small percentage Americans. I can't help but think it would be beneficial to draw a distinction of which part of the left actually holds these views so as to not paint the entire side in a negative light. (-27)

Who? Who has been "canceled" for stating this? I want actual examples with names. Not "bro it happens all the time bro". Just name two. And also, define "canceled". Because "canceled" doesn't include "they called me mean names and said I was transphobic" because that's just people disagreeing with you.This phantom specter of "cancellation" has been way overblown by right wing media. Because I can think of several very famous, very wealthy, and very popular people who espouse these views (Joe Rogan is one) who haven't been "canceled" at all. The left has vocally disagreed with them, but there's been no cancelation. I see you right leaning folks are pushing this narrative of persecution that has you pretend that anyone disagreeing with your cruel, bigoted rhetoric is attempting to cause you harm, without recognizing that them disagreeing with your cruelty and bigotry isn't what's getting you in trouble. It's your own cruelty and bigotry that's doing that. In this case, it's insisting ... (1)

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EDIT: Sorry for splitting this into multiple posts, it was just that long and reddit wouldn't let me post it all in one comment. I was raised Republican/Conservative and Christian. After moving out of my home for a federal job in DC and living on my own in my mid 20s (I was lucky my college and first few jobs were close to home so I could save money), I started learning the left wasn't this great big boogieman I was led to believe. Some of them are still rather bonkers, don't get me wrong, but what group doesn't have those?Now, I'm by no means a Democrat, and I'm still religious, but I wouldn't call myself a Republican anymore either. I don't know what I am, but at this point the ones who seem the most insane to me are the ones spewing all of the anti-dem/lib rhetoric and acting like a brainwashed cult as they follow their orange messiah. Someone I used to really respect posted something today about people vandalizing teslas and acting just like Nazis, and after seeing the executi... (1)

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No, not at all. MOST liberals are normal people who have their own views and beliefs. Just like MOST conservatives do as well. The liberals and conseravtives WE see and hear about are the extremeists - far right and far left - which, because they are the most outspoken and loudest, they are the ones who make the news and are talked about, unfortunately. Most liberals are not "purple haired fat women" or "feminine guys who idk know... lack testostorone?" Just like most conservatives are not "bible thumping racists" or "anti-xyz..."I 10000% guarente that you have made friends with and/or had great conversations with people of the opposite political spectrum and never even knew it. But, to add on to your post... it's not really liberals who are attacked or critisized. It's conservatives. "woke" is an ideology, not a person. The right is and has literally been attacked for the last 10 years and for mostly unkown reasons tbh. I mean, just look at the media now. Who exactly is being const... (1)

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my sona
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Show HN: I built a privacy-first period tracker but it seems nobody cares :soycry:

!biofoids you should be ashamed that a moid had to make this for you. learn to code.

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Trump comes out in support of putting all twinks to death
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Everyone post your fursonas :marseyfurryspace:
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Do parrots want to frick us? :marseythinkorino:

					
					

I've heard stories about a parrot my mother's family had too, her brother used to feed it and it'd get mad for days on end if he passed in front of her cage without calling out to her :marseythinkorino: Thot it was a weird case but googling I can find lots of instances of parrots specifically doing shit like this.

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Epstein and Prince Andrew victim Virginia Giuffre "hit by bus", given four days to live :marseyhillarybackstab:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743435662w1ScEdSP-HScGg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743435662iO_v77yWfXJNXg.webp

Video of libertarians celebrating

Reddit runs damage control for the libertarian rings

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1jo2fe1/epstein_prince_andrew_victim_virginia_giuffre_was/

Guess what the groypers think happened?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1743438930olZvuusbRwd4VA.webp

:#marseybrokenrecord:

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Where is my fursona? I think I drew a pretty good picture and it's gone.
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its over mr bond, we have removed...the fat...
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