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:pepegun: Vote or else :pepereegun:

:platyblush:

Never thought I'd have someone blowing up my phone

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Glorious Jihad conquers England

					
					
					
	

				
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Woman gets man's dating profile banned for :marseyokay:ing too hard

					
					

:#marseyokaycoke:

Not trying to play devils advocate for a racist weirdo, but how are you sure? Not trying to argue, just curious what gave it away.

This is, of course, assuming it's the OK hand gesture. If it's something less obscure, the answer is self explanatory

He was taking a selfie in the mirror. The hand that was at his side was doing the white power gesture. Hands do not naturally fall like that… so no.

EDIT: Hinge has actually emailed me to say they've taken action against him, so I'm not mistaken as you're inferring.

Her previous posts indicate she absolutely hates men, but is having trouble finding her disney prince on dating apps because they all love hitler. :tayshrug:

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1chuwpl/i_feel_like_giving_up_online_dating_men/

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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED The Government spent 10 million on trans dogs :marseytrans2:
Community Note by @PlsNoKingKRool

No dogs were used in testing. They were rats. From the chud Washington Examiner: https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/investigations/3267269/biden-administration-spent-millions-dollars-creating-transgender-animal-for-studies/

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A later statement confirmed: "There has been a shooting at the school. Four people have been shot. The extent of the injuries is unclear. The operation is still ongoing.

That number has since been raised to five - while police also denied local reports that officers had been shot.

The shooting took place in a campus area which includes several schools for both children and adults.

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Orange Site 'Both Sides' has pathetic struggle session
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Swedes celebrate Donkey Kong December by killing 10 people in a skewl shewtin :!kaptainkroolblunderbuss:

The happy Swedes decided to cap off a month where every day had a bomb attack or jihadi execution with a mass shooting :marseyembrace:

Motive currently unknown

https://apnews.com/article/sweden-shooting-adult-education-center-6be99a59fa3404ae296589e60c881f6c

About 10 people, including the gunman, were killed on Tuesday at an adult education center in what Sweden's prime minister called the country's worst mass shooting. But a final death toll, a conclusive number of wounded and a motive hadn't yet been determined hours later.

Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson gave a news conference in the aftermath of the tragedy, which happened on the outskirts of Orebro. The city is located about 200 kilometers (125 miles) west of Stockholm.

The school, called Campus Risbergska, serves students over age 20, according to its website. Primary and upper secondary school courses are offered, as well as Swedish classes for immigrants, vocational training and programs for people with intellectual disabilities.

"Today, we have witnessed brutal, deadly violence against completely innocent people," Kristersson told reporters in Stockholm. "This is the worst mass shooting in Swedish history. Many questions remain unanswered, and I cannot provide those answers either.

"But the time will come when we will know what happened, how it could occur, and what motives may have been behind it. Let us not speculate," he said.

Gun violence at schools is very rare in Sweden. But there have been several incidents in recent years in which people were wounded or killed with other weapons such as knives or axes.

Justice Minister Gunnar StrΓΆmmer called the shooting "an event that shakes our entire society to its core."

While Swedes read about such violence in other places, StrΓΆmmer said that the country previously felt it wouldn't happen there. Other tragedies in Swedish schools weren't to the extent of Tuesday's attack, he said, calling it "indescribably sad" for the community.

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER:

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There are things that aged badly and then there's this

:marseycringe: :marseycringe: :marseycringe:

I bet whoever made this is really embarrassed now.

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Today is Fork in the Road Day. The DOGE team should really meet Jed.

I had a small role in recruiting this man. He'd spent the last ten years leading engineering teams on a consumer product you've probably used, and he's just arrived in DC to work with the federal government. He started on Monday, and it's now Thursday night. I run into him at an event. He arrives late, and looks shellshocked.

How's it going? He's struggling to put words together. I'm worried. "I just left the office. I think everything's going to be okay." What is he talking about? "For the first day and a half, nothing. Then it was 'go to this agency and help them with this thing. It needs to go live on Thursday and there's a problem.' Yes, there was a problem. The data the service relied on….I've never seen a database like that. Ever." What do you mean? "1993. The guy couldn't find any other way to make it work. The vendors would have taken too long even if someone could justify the budget. So he just hacked it at nights and over weekends. Used whatever he could find and taught himself how to use it. The machine is ancient. The software has just been running since then. I'm amazed he managed to keep it running this long. It's a miracle. Either no one knew, or no one cared β€” my guess is that they were just happy to have something that worked at all. The guy's been keeping this going like this…I mean…I had no idea…I've never seen…." He's shaking his head and looking past me.

What happened? "First we just had to make sure we could get the data out somehow, make sure we had a copy. I mean, these records…they're the only copy. The whole system relies on this. People rely on this. To help real people. People who need help. If it had failed…" He really is in shock.

"I'd just never seen anything like this. I was afraid if I even touched it, it would all go poof. We got it out. It's okay…. It's okay now…But this guy…He's been keeping this together for 23 years…"

For a minute, I worry that he's angry. And that he might be angry at me for encouraging him to take this job. But I look in his eyes and it's not anger, it's awe. Respect. Admiration and gratitude for a public servant who has achieved the impossible. Made things work in spite of the rules, not because of them. "He made it work. He's the only guy who can run it. He knows it wouldn't work without him so he's deferred his retirement. I mean…he's extraordinary."

Extraordinary. A Silicon Valley technologist, the kind of person we champion as a savior of government, thinks that a career civil servant beyond retirement age with sorely outdated technical skills is extraordinary.

That career civil servant's name is Jed. The system he started building in the 1980s and maintained for decades before my friend came along was called VACOLS, the Veterans Appeals Control and Locator System. It started out serving just 400 users, and expanded to 17,000 across multiple parts of the VA system. Logic Magazine later interviewed him, and the backstory is well worth a read.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17386199351BOjFtEo_oqgdQ.webp

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:donkeykonggigathonk:

!nooticers

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Thing that Never Happens is Postponed from Happening :marseyveryworriedtrans:

					
					
					
	

				
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What's your most embarrassing kink

Mine is fairly tame and normal compared to other things but it's so distressing for me to tell someone I'm intimate with that I've only ever told one ex gf.

But anyways, mine is a girl ripping her pants when she bends over or squats down. I wish I knew why it gets me going so much but I don't.

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War is peace. Freedom is slavery. These people are mentally stable and healthy.

					
					
					
	

				
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GOD FRICKING FRICKING DARNIT LAWLZKINO WAS STREAMING FOR A WEEK AND I FORGOT ABOUT THIS AND I MISSED IT

I was going to post this and maybe there'd be a movie night or something but I've had the flue for the past five days and I completely forgot about it.

Lawlz's movie was streaming at some film festival and it was apparently available online for a few days and now it's gone and I completely blew it frick my life and frick this stupid gay r-slurred fricking website

:marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging: :marseyraging:

!metashit !kino did anyone else catch this? Please tell me someone made a copy.

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WHY GOD???

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT THE BEST KITTY ON THE CRAZIEST B-WORDS????!?!?

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:marseyemojilaugh:

https://www.hawley.senate.gov/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/Hawley-Decoupling-Americas-Artificial-Intelligence-Capabilities-from-China-Act.pdf

:marseysnoo:

https://old.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1ifk4mj/new_bill_will_make_it_a_crime_to_download/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1ifk3ds/new_bill_will_make_it_a_crime_to_download/

:marsey4chan:

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/104172442

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:marseymayo: Sweden skewl shewter :kaptainkroolblunderbuss:confirmed mayo :marseymayo: monkey :funkykongdrunk:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738793130q4IrgKdgRX3IBA.webp

OREBRO, Sweden, Feb 5 (Reuters) - The worst mass shooting in Swedish history was carried out by a 35-year-old Swedish man who lived locally, had been unemployed for a decade and had changed his first and last name, a police source and tax data show.

Swedish media named the suspect as Rickard Andersson. The police source also named Andersson as the alleged gunman.

Aftonbladet reported that, according to documents viewed by the paper, the man had previously been enrolled at the school for several mathematics classes, without finishing them. The most recent class he was enrolled for was in 2021.

Police said the suspect, who died at the scene, was not known to them prior to the event and had never been convicted of any crime. They also said he had no gang connection and was believed to have acted alone.

Aftonbladet, which spoke to relatives of the man believed to be the shooter, described him as a recluse who had limited contact with his family for years.

The paper said the man did not have a high school certificate.

Swedish public broadcaster SVT, which did not cite its sources, said the attacker, like many in Sweden, had a hunting licence and used a hunting weapon.

Tax data showed that the attacker last declared work-related income in 2014 and that he lived in a one-bedroom apartment in a low-rise building less than a kilometre (around half a mile) from the city centre.

Master race at it again! :donkeykongsad:

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DOGE Staffer Resigns over Racist Posts : neoliberal

					
					

:marseyxd: :marseypearlclutch:

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Why are moids so desperate to pay for porn?

You can tell this account is either a moid larping or an uggo chinkess but that wont stop them.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738586107GIxXCdv0EaaX2w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738586107bwt1QILLvzgodg.webp

!moidmoment

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