it’s 2028. your husband smacks your butt as you unplug the crockpot full of seed-oil free buffalo free-range-chicken dip. he picked you. you’re one of the good ones. your friends have turned the living room into a symposium, your CRISPR-IVF kids are laughing from the playroom.…

— Audrey Horne (@credenzaclear2) February 16, 2025

Years ago I ripped the DKD soundtrack off YouTube by searching various things + also took requests from people here and then I renamed the files to basic, ordered numbers because that seemed to make the most sense. You can see this here:

https://fsdfsd.net/MarseyWorld/MarseyWorld/src/branch/master/files/assets/events/DKD/music

However

I want to add the Now Playing to the bottom of the page, a really small footer with a cute lil equalizer graphic or something beside it. This will apply to all holigays. But it's DKD right now so let's tackle that.

Identify the tracks, include a link to the youtube video it came from to prove you're not full of shit. 500 per track identified. Obviously tell me which file the link corresponds to.

Do as many or as few as you want, some are actually really easy like the fricking DKC Funky's Flights theme.

Be first or be broke.

Thank you me because this is all happening as I have had a tab open since yesterday morning with some sort of Kong remix playing and I need to know what it is because it's SO GOOD.

The people on this threads must have never had a dog or taken care of another living being in their lives. This happens when you own an animal, it completely normal. They are playing and its safe. Someone making a loud noise is not the dogs fault but the humans. The owner should have seen its just safe play and not interfered.

The patriots love talking about sending people to gitmo. Usually also involving military tribunals and firing squads.

Mayorkas should be the first in line, send that traitor back to his homeland.

Now we gotta invade Mexico and anyone we pick up who might be involved with a cartel is going to gitmo.

I think this ties in to the EO designating the cartels as terrorists as well. You wouldn't just pick up narcos in Houston or Phoenix and dump them back in Northern Mexico to keep operating. They're part of a terrorist network now. Especially any the USSF have to kidnap in Mexico. Lol You take them straight to Guantanamo.

People arguing for a Stalin purge (even the doctors), many such examples

Now time for the politicians.

Fauci first. he isn't immune from deportation

And generals and doctors

Mass flights to gitmo means plenty of cover to also yoink some of the usual suspects and toss them there too hiding it under the stream of flights.

And jews!

Someone notices

Sounds more like a cultural revolution than progress at that point comrade.

Yes, this is a coup. We're taking our country back.

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You act like dowry didn't exist before these gen z girls. You're hurt only because now girls are just as greedy as boys. (39)

Dowry is greed? OkayLet's talk about from history to present timeA boy will be rejected or accepted during marriage depend upon how much wealth he has, how much he earn, what is his status?One who sell panipuri doesn't get car in dowry.. Because dowry is given on the basis of his stature (aukaat)When father give dowry he does not give share in property to her daughter and he expect from groom to pass generational wealth to kids, bear all expense of kids education, marriage all alone..U r not doing any favour by giving dowry..Last but not least..lets take an example If a guy whole wealth worth 50lakh rupees.. He won't get 50lakh dowry.Dowry always given 50% of his total wealth or sometime even less than 50%Dowry kabhi bhi equivalent nahi milta jitna bande ka worth hota hai..Due to so many reason.. Like girl is leaving his house and some other reason.Prove me wrong what I said..So no one is doing favour. (-20)

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You act like dowry didn't exist before these gen z girls. You're hurt only because now girls are just as greedy as boys. (39)

You're talking as if women of previous generations were marrying men without even asking about their income. (-11)

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That's fair. But then the man needs to do his part as a conservative. Financially, Socially. You can't have conservative ideals for your partner but not have it to.My idea of a conservative man is someone who has not watched porn. Who has the means to provide and who should wear indian clothes for all indian functions. If a man wants a virgin. He needs to be a virgin both in action as well as thought. You want a wife to cook 3 meals a day. Well. You need to afford a wife that can cook 3 meals a day. (10)

Tabhi to ladkiyo ki dosti dusri ladkiyo ke sath bahot kam chalti hai..Apne hi faide ke peeche lage rehte ho.. (-8)

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It is to assuage the egos of the conservative indian boys who need to justify their lack of ability to talk to women.See one woman's opinion shows me that all women are bad. It's not my fault. It's the woman's fault for not liking me. I will blame her and put all responsibilities on her because I want a rich hot girl but I don't have money for a rich hot girl. K byeee (30)

How is it conservative if you ask a person to equate her expectations from that of others to what she has to offer?I mean it's the same victim playing.You're literally trying to change the topic from one thing to, conservative.They are poles apart.If you think woman asking for a husband with good salary is progressive and men expecting the same is conservative, I guess you're too dense to even argue.You're refusing to acknowledge that "Men can ask such woman to be the example and earn the sum themselves that they expect from husbands" isn't in anyway conservative.Is it?How?You see your hypocrisy here don't you?You are trying to paint the argument in a light where you can hide behind the screen of "victim of sexism" while trying to tactfully avoid answering my question because that would prove this girl and you hypocrites and not make me sound as "conservative""5 lakh is not great expectations if you're working abroad"Well it is if you're not doing that yourself as a example and expe... (6)

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That's fair. But then the man needs to do his part as a conservative. Financially, Socially. You can't have conservative ideals for your partner but not have it to.My idea of a conservative man is someone who has not watched porn. Who has the means to provide and who should wear indian clothes for all indian functions. If a man wants a virgin. He needs to be a virgin both in action as well as thought. You want a wife to cook 3 meals a day. Well. You need to afford a wife that can cook 3 meals a day. (10)

Beta and then u will start crying.. Just like whole subredddit is loaded how their life is so bad..They think being housewife is curse.. Pehle to aisa hi hota thaa.... Kaunsa khush thiii.. (-7)

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Got my surgery finally. Flew over to 90210. Horrible weather. Surgery was extremely uneventful other than me having some variation of anxiety and an upset stomach for a couple hours before the surgery began. It's all local anesthesia - you're awake for it. I talked to the surgeon throughout the whole operation. He told me if I wanted to buy a nice 911 I should do it through a broker and not a dealer. I was able to drive home even though they "require" that you get a ride home. I'd honestly have thrown up if I had to have someone drive me home, I was too nauseous from all the drugs.

Got back to my hotel off the beach and just hung out there all day. I wanted to do a lot of walking but it was sideways raining and I can't get the bandages wet. So, I didn't walk much until it was very late when my pain was surging insanely and the rain had let up. I needed to walk as well because it helped with the nausea and more importantly - the blood pooling in my face. By walking I could get more blood into my legs and lessen the pain. I couldn't do anything more intense at home like squats because that would be too intense on the body and blood vessels. The pain was so intense when the anesthesia wore off - the pain pills felt like they did nothing but contribute to my nausea. I ended up walking about 20k steps and talking to someone on the phone for most of it. It was the only way to get the pain off my mind. We argued about immigrants and what it means to be American.

I am an extremely open person with all of my friends. So, naturally, everyone is calling and watching my stories intensely with a lot of questions. People are weirded out but some say things like, "I can see the vision". We'll see where it goes. The healing process is really painful and it takes a while. I hate surgery for good reason. I'm on my third day of recovery and I feel better now. The pain is much less and I have some appetite which makes taking these pills cause less nausea.

I'm just really glad I'm not recovering in NYC right now. I'm back in SF and it's so quiet and peaceful. I don't have to deal with people yelling, loud butt sirens constantly, garbage pickup at 3am every night for 30+ minutes, etc. I miss living here and the parts of the life I had. There are things I enjoy about NYC but even the air you breathe there is so unhealthy for you. I miss the peace and quiet. I miss seeing flowers, trees, and green grass where I lived. I miss seeing tall redwood trees. I miss the sunshine and not living in shadows.

I still can't believe that I had to get surgery for anyone to find me attractive though. This is the life we live.

It might work better than the streams if you don't want to pay the TV people or use youtube TV (frick youtube TV).

!animalposters !cats

Lots of uses of the work "fatphobia" in the comments

@TournamentFishing here it is as best as I understood the promp:

!birdposters !furries !zoochads new bird just dropped

!art wings is hard. the final frontier for me to conquer

this fricking peanut is now seared into my brain

but its nice to be unemployde again

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By conceptual art I mean art where the art itself is really unimpressive, but what matters is the idea of the thing.

For example, in 1977, Walter De Maria had a one-kilometer long brass rod buried vertically in Kassel. If you visit today to see this artwork, it looks like almost nothing, a little brass token someone dropped on the ground:

For some reason, I think this is a really cool and impressive work of art, maybe because it took specialized oil industry equipment and months of drilling to create. Seeing it in person, it makes you think of everything hidden in the world that we experience only the tiniest surface impression of.

They could have just stuck a 1-meter rod in the ground and said "oh, use your imagination for the rest," but that would have been crap imho. I respect the hustle, I suppose.

In contrast, I have no time for shit like Duchamp's Fountain - like, "oh it's a urinal -- but in an ART GALLERY?! -- oh my god how will those squares handle it?"

What do other RSP folks think? Conceptual art, based or cringe?

Or what else is going on with you? I have a cold and I'm resisting the temptation to take a bunch of meds because I want to be able to drink later.

Ya girl sexy mexy (thicc) released a vid of hersef crying about deportationarinooooos:

Selena Gomez just posted a video crying about deportations, but deleted it after outrage from fans…. pic.twitter.com/xRTO8x4ND5

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 27, 2025

Then xhe deleted it aka deported it to nowheresville:

Selena Gomez deleted her story crying over the deportation of Mexicans:

“Apparently it’s not ok to show empathy for people” pic.twitter.com/Z8VbUbRQ18

— Selena Gomez Charts (@selenagchart) January 27, 2025

Drumpler dont care about your tears b-word stfu:

Edit fake tweet.

Hahahahahahaha

“Selena Gomez, best known as the third amigo on that Murder Mystery Show that Chevy Chase wouldn’t touch…” pic.twitter.com/OBbJVvWr8z

— Liz Churchill (@liz_churchill10) January 28, 2025

Pretty funny he knows what Spring Breakers is lol.

Now folx are noticing that b-word is only half latinx:

Selena Gomez picked illegals over America b/c she's the 3rd gen descendent of Mexican illegals who received citizenship in the '87 Amnesty. She has an entitlement attitude toward America, like her illegal g'parents. Maybe Selena should be deported, too?pic.twitter.com/yTXlwtckwH pic.twitter.com/2UR6FY8d5i

— Sam Parker 🇺🇸🧯 (@BasedSamParker) January 27, 2025

Selena Gomez is American.
Her mom is American. Her Mexican father abandoned them. She went from living in this small Texas home to this $5M palace in LA.
She's a billionaire because of America
Yet she does not consider us "her people"
We are over ungrateful woke victim brain rot pic.twitter.com/LEGmorbYjo

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) January 27, 2025

Look what the nazis did to our skinny queen:

“Keep eating Selena…keep eating…just a few more and I’ll let your abuela stay…” pic.twitter.com/7T0b04IfKL

— Dago Supremacy (@DagoSupremacy) January 28, 2025

If you prefer skinny Selena over thicc Selena you are probs a libertarian:

!tmz

Several notable meetings between China and Ukraine and statements made during interviews indicate that Beijing is actively interested in the peace process and is open to cooperation with Kyiv. China is also positioning itself for post-war reconstruction efforts and potential…

— Tatarigami_UA (@Tatarigami_UA) February 17, 2025

!chuds tired of winning yet?