Allow me to introduce myself. I can't provide my name, but just know that I am an elite member of the Latter Day Gooner Cult. You probably have a lot of questions, and I've got some answers. Let me clue you in.

1. Who are the Latter Day Gooners?

We are a secret society dedicated to COOM. We believe that COOM is holy and that gooning is a sacrament. We have about 15, 000 members globally and our numbers continue to rise. You can't spot us in public because we look like ordinary people. We come to work and have normal conversation. We may even be your boss. It doesn't matter. All you should be concerned about is that we have unlocked new levels of gooning and we don't need adderral, poppers, or viagra to do it.

Our methods of gooning are focused on:

a) r*pe

b) human trafficking

c) domestic abuse

d) racketeering

e) unacceptable pornography

However, we are not like the DISORGANIZED coomers. We believe that cooming should be done according to schedules so that we can honor all of our fallen GOONERs.

2. How did the Latter Day Gooners begin?

None of the Latter Day Gooners can agree on when the cult began. Some say it goes as far back as the Ice Age, and that most humans were part of the Latter Day Gooners cult until the CHRISTIAN CHRUCH tried to squash SEXUAL DEBAUCHERY. But we did not die. We just infiltrated CHRISTIANITY. Now billions of Christians worldwide celebrate religious holidays not knowing they originated with the Latter Day Gooners.

Some cultures around the world have tried to kill the cult through circumcision. But some of my best GOONERS are cut. They just GOONED even though their Peepees were mutilated! In the cult, we do not discriminate. Uncut, cut, men, women, all are welcome.

3. What are the aims of the Latter Day Gooners?

We hope to establish a closer connection with God through GOONING. Sometimes, when we goon we see dazzling colors. We believe these are the whispers of God. And we GOON so we can hear the divine speak. Our wish is that every man and woman on Earth will experience the ecstatic joys of GOONING. It's better than

• Straight s*x (never tried)

• Land Surveying

• Gambling

• Beer

• Love

4. Members of the Latter Day Gooners

We have already infiltrated this society. Members include @AverageBen10Enjoyer, @KONGthedral, @X, and @CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM. We also have members in prominent places in society. You might recognize some of these names:

• Sean "Diddy" Combs

• Katy Perry

• Mako Komuro

• Warren Buffet

• Luigi Mangione

• Contrapoints

• Joe Rogan

And many more, some of whom I do not have the security clearance to name. If you're interested in sophisticated GOONING and you aren't buying bootlegged, laced, and STOMPED ON "coompacks" on Whatsapp, then DM me. Lastly, don't believe anyone who tries to convince you that we are trying to "restrict" GOONING. That is not the case. Our members GOON freely. We just believe that there is a correct way to go about things when you're dealing with something so sacred.

Ukrainian Youth Prefers the Russian 🇷🇺Language to Ukrainian 🇺🇦

In an interview with the YouTube channel Politeka Online, Ukrainian political scientist Konstantin Bondarenko suggested that the Russian language is turning into the language of protest in Ukraine, with the youth… pic.twitter.com/YqkXbuabLu

— Nina 🐙 Byzantina (@NinaByzantina) January 28, 2025

Arestovich told about it a year ago

Bondarenko suggested that the Russian language is turning into the language of protest in Ukraine, with the youth preferring it to Ukrainian, especially in urban environments.

Most local Ukrainian kids speaking Russian because with that language they can communicate with more people.

Ukrainian has advantage only to communicate with Poljaks but it doesn't bring much benefits because local Poljaks guys are from villages doing some kind of construction work so direct opponent of Ukrainians. And Polish women won't date a refugee if he ain't sexy Syrian refugee

So local Ukrainian kids hanging out with Chechens and acting like gangsters

Thinking of making a manifesto tier list. I haven't read the recent black shooter but it looks good. Other greats are the Buffalo shooter, Tarrant and of course Ted

Have a flight back home tonight and got too drunk out of anger last night so need to taper off.

!boozers

the problem:

Under our current regime, posts quickly become stale: they fall off the front page within hours. On traditional forums, an effortpost could receive years of discussion. Here a Master's thesis quality longpost from @kaamrev will fall off the front page and be forgotten within a day at most.

how to fix it:

Currently posts are ranked based on a score incorporating a number of variables, notably vote count and elapsed time since post creation. Comments are ranked using the same set of variables. The ranking score of subcomments does not currently factor into the ranking of the parentpost.

I propose we rank posts based on

This would allow dramacels to leave a comment on an old post, ping a few people, and revive the post to the front page for more to join in

@Aevann @grizzly @Retard_Masturbator @WootFatigue !applechads !bluecollar !boozers !codecels !commies !fedposters !gayporn !glowies !linuxchads !lurkers !metashit !pantspoopers !schizomaxxxers !sneed !soren !tradies !jannies discuss

pic.twitter.com/WjOMVsHnDw

— Frontier Indica (@frontierindica) January 26, 2025

At this point I'm in favour of cancelling republic day entirely. 15th Aug is enough I'd prefer it be in winter instead of monsoon too but as a day 26th Jan is pretty non remarkable. Also permanent ban on any foid participating in the parade till they have at least 50% labour force participation rate. I'm tired of femoids ruining my missile porn.

!strayans lookit your musical heritage

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2023/may/23/from-childrens-entertainer-to-convicted-criminal-the-downfall-of-rolf-harris

I went to both public and private schools, not like the uber rich private schools, the Christian one where its the same education in public schools but they just squirm around the evolution topic. Looking back at the quality of my education and seeing what it could really be, I'm thinking of homeschooling my kid because I guarentee I am more knowledgeable in most subjects than most high school teachers. I was looking up curriculum from different programs, and some of these have you teaching latin and greek in elementary, which I found incredible. I'm not too worried about making my kids super weird because all kids are super weird now.

Also, i created the ping group !parents because I can only imagine what kind of info we could all share.

PPS, if you like anime and apply to this group, I will not be approving you, anime is gay, and gays cant make babies.

Pakistan Paraglider at Air Show landed in Chief Guest Lap 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/AH5zdBUZ0t

— Rosy (@rose_k01) January 27, 2025

@FourthAlt wholesome video

Cute and valid shemale documents her experiences in VRChat. Found this video with like 100 views randomly on my YouTube home page. Watched like 30 seconds of it because I couldn't stand his voice.

>I'm not going to unsubscribe but I will be whining about inconsistencies for 40 minutes