>try to open a link

how about some cloudflare neighbor!

>open an interesting article

we got yo dumbass! half the page is greyed out, time to pay up neighbor!

>try to change a password

password not strong enough neighbor!

>open youtube

you gotta disable adblock neighbor!

>search for a video on youtube

no you gotta watch what we tell you neighbor!

>search for something on google

here is some blogspam written by chatGPT with 20 chapters about random shit neighbor!

>open twitter

here are 20 arkose captcha puzzles to solve consecutively, each requiring abstract thinking and 20/20 eagle vision neighbor!

>try to login to work email

enter the 2fa okta pass neighbor!

>open an app on my phone

you have been signed out because of suspicious activity. give us your phone number to verify neighbor!

>open slack

we just updated the UI, now a bunch of useless crap pops up and stays up every time you hover over something neighbor!

>try to edit some js

your node is outdated, you need to update neighbor!

bash isn't supported anymore you gotta use zsh now neighbor!

gotta sign in to git first neighbor!

gotta pull the latest branch neighbor!

gotta merge all the changes first neighbor!

gotta login to corporate vpn before u can push neighbor!

>ok frick it imma just work on my side project instead

package not found neighbor!

this environment is externally managed neighbor!

>frick it imma hop on playstation to relax

need to install this mandatory 50gb update first neighbor!

>wtf bro ok imma just chill n check out this new restaurant

download our app to view our menu neighbor!

I was talking to my dad about his finances and his retirement plan when he mentioned he still has about another 30 years left on their mortgage. At first I thought he was confused and thought he had 30 years left because that was the total length of the loan. I told him there was no way he had 30 years left because they have been living in the same house for almost 20 years. I then had him login me into his mortgage account and sure enough he somehow has a 52 year mortgage with 30 years left. My question is should I have him pay as much as he possibly can to pay it off quickly or should I continue to let him make the minimum payment? He has no other debt besides the mortgage. His reasoning for only making the minimum payments is that it's a 3% loan and that money is better off earning interest somewhere else. He will be 87 by the time he pays off the house if he continues to make the minimum payments.

Found it here/for the Twitterinos:

I am once again begging Redditors to stop posting Ls:

For some reason this becomes a /r/childfree struggle session:

Folks can't figure out if this is good or not? Idk didnt read:

OP is getting mogged by his dad and its worse when Redditors are saying it:

Edit:

I touched on this a month ago

https://rdrama.net/h/redscarepod/post/272489/marseyxd-this-sub-is-going-the

But I didn't realize how hard these two autists are going at each other.

Top post right now is from our sexy Indian dude

https://old.reddit.com/r/rspod/comments/1dncqss/she_was_so_real_for_this/

A throwback to this classic 2015 tweet

Our Kang replies and this screenshot will explain their situation

https://old.reddit.com/r/rspod/comments/1dncqss/she_was_so_real_for_this/la2c735/?context=8

Here's a sample of their gems over the last month

Kangs posts

"How it feels to browse rspod in 2024"

Kang says this about himself

https://old.reddit.com/r/rspod/comments/1dl7148/confession/

He also says sexy Indian dudes are conspiring against him

https://old.reddit.com/r/rspod/comments/1czcd9h/reminder_that_all_indian_defenders_here_are/

Sexy Indian dudes posts

Hyper inflation in Zimbabwe 2008

First black owned business that got screwed over by white people

Reminder if you eat meat

How it feels to open rspod in 2024

Nice to see a race war can still play out on reddit

It would be funny if these accounts were the same mayo trolling ( @MoonMetropolis style). I mean a sexy Indian dude and a kang active in an offshoot subreddit of a podcast hosted by two white woman? Half the sub doesn't even listen to the pod so could be.

(but not Dasha) - 36 votes

Being ratio’d into oblivion by Covid Twitter for saying that masks are unpopular politically we are so back baby

— Lou Anon 🦉 (@LouAnonAnon) June 21, 2024

"Mask mandates are the same as accessibility features "

Always the Omnicause lmao

Honestly this is my favorite type of response because like, nobody is stopping immunocompromised people from buying high quality N95s or respirators and protecting themselves. Frankly, it's patronizing to those people to act like everyone else should take care of them.

Okay this is true

“The South Park of 𝕏”
“Legalize humor!!” 😂

Check the mini PILOT of the first animated sit-com on 𝕏 featuring @larryelder @RubinReport @AwakenWithJP and a special appearance by an animated @elonmusk

👇👇👇 Support this show and help fight the “woke mind virus” with laughter!… pic.twitter.com/GsLSvODjQB

— The New Norm Show (@XNewNorm) June 25, 2024

The right is getting better at comedy and it's making the left nervous

Will YOU be seated?

yes - 7 votes

i am a stupid doodoo head libtard who hates free speech - 34 votes

Welcome to the future of prison, citizen pic.twitter.com/2KW0EHurOv

— Clint Russell (@LibertyLockPod) June 24, 2024

It doesn't even make sense hallucinating green fairys sounds cool wtf why would that make me not want to drink it.

!football

!eurochads

betting thread:

https://rdrama.net/h/europe/post/276551/euro-2024-betting-matchday-3

@ObamaBinLaden

!football

!eurochads

@ObamaBinLaden

https://rdrama.net/h/europe/post/276551/euro-2024-betting-matchday-3

@Aevann please pin this it's super important

Also why am I the one having to make this @Communist_spez ?????

Clip

https://twitter.com/TheKevinDalton/status/1805653721726238903

A taxpayer-funded research project has sparked a debate about the connections between milk and colonialism, raising questions about whether milk can be considered racist. The research project, undertaken by academics from various universities, aims to explore the historical and cultural implications of milk consumption and its ties to colonial practices.

The project delves into how milk was promoted as a symbol of purity and superiority during colonial times, often at the expense of local and indigenous cultures. This research seeks to understand the socio-cultural impact of such promotion and its lingering effects on modern society. By examining historical documents, marketing materials, and nutritional policies, the researchers aim to uncover the multifaceted ways in which milk became entwined with colonial ideologies, a Daily Mail report said.

During the colonial era, European powers introduced milk and dairy farming to various colonies, promoting it as a superior food product. This often led to the marginalization of indigenous dietary practices and the imposition of European norms. The research team is investigating how these practices were justified and perpetuated, and what impact they had on the colonies' native populations.

One aspect of the study looks at how milk was marketed in different regions, highlighting advertisements and policies that portrayed milk as essential for health and civilization. These narratives often carried implicit messages about racial superiority, reinforcing colonial hierarchies. The project also examines the introduction of dairy farming in colonies, which sometimes disrupted local agriculture and food systems.

Modern-day relevance

The project also examines the nutritional policies and their implications on different racial and ethnic groups. In contemporary society, milk is still promoted as a crucial part of a healthy diet, despite the fact that lactose intolerance is prevalent in many non-European populations. This raises questions about the universality of dietary guidelines and the extent to which they reflect or ignore cultural and biological diversity.

Public reaction and debate

The research has provoked a wide range of reactions. Critics argue that the project is a waste of taxpayer money and an example of academic overreach. They contend that it is absurd to label a food product as racist and believe the funds could be better spent on more pressing issues. Some have labeled the project as an attempt to rewrite history through a politically correct lens.

Supporters, on the other hand, believe the research provides valuable insights into the complex interplay of food, culture, and power dynamics. They argue that understanding the historical context of dietary practices can help address contemporary issues of food justice and cultural sensitivity. By re-examining how colonial legacies influence current food systems, the project could contribute to more inclusive and equitable nutritional policies.

Dr Samantha Jones, one of the leading researchers, said, "We are not saying that milk itself is racist, but rather looking at how it was used as a tool of colonialism and what that means for us today. This research helps us understand the broader historical narratives that have shaped our food systems and can inform more inclusive practices moving forward."

Broader implications for food justice

This project has brought to light the broader conversation about food justice and the need to re-examine historical narratives that have shaped our current food systems. Issues such as the promotion of certain foods over others, the marginalization of indigenous dietary practices, and the health implications of following Eurocentric dietary guidelines are all part of this complex dialogue.

As the research progresses, it is expected to generate more discussion and potentially influence future food policies and cultural understanding. The findings could have significant implications for how we think about nutrition, culture, and the legacies of colonialism in our daily lives.

A man named Joseph Neibich sued Reddit for defamation with intent to unmask 50 anonymous /r/Screenwriting members, but, unsurprisingly, he failed. He then tried to have this case sealed, but, once again, he was denied. So, now, he has actually hired people to create positive posts about how totally amazing he is in order to manipulate algorithms about his case and his /r/Screenwriting harassment on search engines.

Below is the original drama from 2021:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/l5cbbs/rscreenwriting_under_fire_as_a_screenplay_contest/

https://old.reddit.com/r/Screenwriting/comments/mkfuuz/fyi_these_screenwriting_contests_operated_by_a/

Screenwriters flagged a group of scam contests that exploited aspiring writers by race, gender, sexuality, religion, and/or location for $50+ per entry and then posted warnings on /r/Screenwriting. The contest manager, a fledgling middle-aged screenwriter from Arizona, threatened to sue Reddit if the original posts weren't removed. The moderators stood their ground and case 20STCV10291 was filed in an LA Circuit Court. Over the course of 2 years, that contest manager harassed /r/screenwriting members, both on social media and by calling them personally once he learned their true identities that had been hidden behind the JOHN/JANE DOE ones.

The case lagged on until the contest manager and other parties settled out of court, and it was dismissed in 2021. The contest manager hired online reputation services to remove any mention of his name in case 20STCV10291 from the internet. For example: Xxxxxxx Xxxxxx v. Reddit Inc - Trellis Law or Santa Clara Law's Digital Commons.

Long after Reddit was dismissed in this legal case, the contest manager continued to harass one of /r/Screenwriting's moderators, who then posted the following warning:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Screenwriting/comments/ntxqul/important_if_you_have_been_harassed_by_joseph/

Nobody really cared about this lawsuit anymore. That is, until 2023, when Reddit admins posted Reddit's Defense of Section 230 to the Supreme Court, which actually referenced the original /r/SubredditDrama post linked above.

TL;DR: The Supreme Court is hearing for the first time a case regarding Section 230, a decades-old internet law that provides important legal protections for anyone who moderates, votes on, or deals with other people's content online.

Now, this embarrassing old legal case - 20STCV10291 Neibich v. Reddit - would actually be referenced by the largest court in the United States.

To update /r/Screenwriting about the Reddit Amicus Brief, moderator /u/wemustburncarthage posted the thread /r/Screenwriting mentioned in the Reddit Amicus Brief to SCOTUS. She mentioned some context about the contest manager's ongoing behavior:

He has stalked, harassed and defamed many of us for calling out his fraud, and while some of us were lucky to receive pro bono legal representation (me included, thanks to the support mentioned in this brief) not all of us had that option, and were put to unjust expense.

A lot of us are still recipients of his obnoxious attention seeking behaviour, hedged under the guise of his delusional belief in his own importance as an industry player. He's not an industry player. He's a citation in a landmark US Supreme Court case, forever enshrined in that legal history, defined in precisely the character he deserves.

Later in 2023, the contest manager decides to file a Request to Seal Records in order to completely hide his case from the public. While that's going on, something weird begins to happen on Reddit...

The username /u/JeffreyJosephNeibich was registered on Reddit and is quickly suspended before he can post anything (because any user name with josephneibich in it is automatically suspended).

/u/JeffreyJosNeibich (now suspended) then pops up instead and begins to spam their user page with random positive facts about the contest manager (all of these have now been deleted, of course):

His love for animals:

Love helping animals get adopted with my hubby Jeffrey Joseph Neibich

Hiking trips with his fictitious wife, "Hillary":

Hillary L Neibich is camping with Jeffrey Joseph Neibich at HorseShoe Bend

And, of course, helping the homeless:

Joseph Neibich took his only day off last week to help a homeless woman find housing.

(The only comment on the post about was from him, and it simply said "Yea." This dude genuinely thought that confirming a post that he himself made would lend it credibility. I also love that he imagines that he's a great script writer, yet that's the best fake story that he could invent to venerate himself. It legitimately reads like North Korean propaganda for Kim Jong-Un.)

Once the contest manager's request to seal all records was denied by the LA Court, a new subreddit popped up in the hopes of overshadowing negative search results from Google:

/r/JosephNeibich (now set to private) - "All about the life and works of Joseph Neibich"

Posts were made on the subreddit such as:

Life and Work of Joseph Neibich

Joseph Neibich's journey in the film industry is a story of passion, creativity, and hard work. From his early days in marketing at...

Biography of Joseph Neibich:

Joseph started his career in film in 1997, when he moved to Los Angeles and began working in marketing at Paramount Pictures. This experience...

Joseph Neibich Charity Works

...and so forth.

Try it for yourself by searching for "reddit neibich" on Google. Instead of information about the previously mentioned case, you're instead greeted with results about how wonderful and amazing this heroic human being is.

The posts on /r/JosephNeibich came with totally legitimate comments from completely real Redditors such as...

/u/Fresh-Ad8642 (now suspended):

I like it I like it

I like

I like

I like it

/u/Sweet_Peet_Scotch (now suspended):

So great and powerful

So great and powerful

So great and powerful

/u/Intelligent-Love6969 (now suspended):

Silly love

/u/Street-Ad-6308:

Joseph Neibich is great consumer advocate! I love it.

And some other totally earnest new Reddit accounts who just happened to only post about Joseph Neibich:

/u/Academic-CatLover (now suspended)

/u/SeaworthyDiver676

/u/DesignerMortgage9799

/u/TinyWarrior4Love

In other words, a Redditor has been hired by Joseph Neibich to post on /r/JosephNeibich in order to make Joseph Neibich look better on Google search results. Right before that user began posting about Neibich, however, they only concentrated on OnlyFans updates.

A parody subreddit, /r/JosephNeib-word (get it? ), has also been set up.

Will it work? Or will Joseph Neibich go back to his old ways where he is emailing moderators threatening legal action? Whatever happens, we know one thing: it will be far more entertaining than any script that Neibich could ever write.

!burgers, get in here! !leafs, get fricked.