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!animalposters !cats

https://www.shephardmedia.com/news/naval-warfare/royal-new-zealand-navy-loses-first-vessel-to-the-sea-in-eighty-years/

https://dailynews.co.tz/new-zealand-loses-first-naval-ship-to-sea-since-ww2/

https://www.facebook.com/story.php/?story_fbid=917537986907920&id=100059551808655&_rdr

https://von.gov.ng/new-zealand-loses-first-naval-ship-since-wwii/

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/10/07/world/new-zealand-navy-ship-sinks-intl-hnk/index.html

https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/NZ-Navy-ship-with-lesbian-captain-goes-down-in-Samoa/5-2752309/

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/10/new-zealands-lesbian-navy-captain-loses-100m-naval/

"The New Zealand Defence Force stated that the cause of the grounding is currently unknown and will require further investigation."

DEI posting in the comments

"this is what happens when you put MUFF Divers in command"

Name is /u/highlightkooky2232, deranged mod with terminal TDS and blames Zoomers for Trump winning

He had previously gotten suspended for trying to brigade r/GenZ

For the past 3 days, he's been nonstop seething over the assassin and reddit's support of him

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewsAndPolitics/comments/1hancyg/luigi_mangione_is_heir_to_holiday_resort_fortune/

https://old.reddit.com/r/EatTheRich/comments/1hara8k/alleged_unitedhealthcare_assassin_praised_elon/

My advertisement of our sub seems to have been the last straw for him, as he ya'lled the thread, perma-banned everyone who spoke in it, and banned all pro-shooter posts

https://old.reddit.com/r/FuckYouZoomer/comments/1hcfjhg/proshooter_posts_will_not_be_accepted_here/

He then visited /r/fuckluigimangione, and started arguing with the brigadeers from /r/whenthe, who began dunking on him https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/FuckLuigiMangione/comments/1hce9nn/slurp_slurp/

you won't have any problems if you can't remember them. my name is my advice to you all

VC article just dropped!!!

BRUH WHY ISNT TIKTOK WORKING FOR ME IM IN CANADA???? pic.twitter.com/s7D7XKtp1b

— sammy (@theepopprince) January 19, 2025

The patriots love talking about sending people to gitmo. Usually also involving military tribunals and firing squads.

Mayorkas should be the first in line, send that traitor back to his homeland.

Now we gotta invade Mexico and anyone we pick up who might be involved with a cartel is going to gitmo.

I think this ties in to the EO designating the cartels as terrorists as well. You wouldn't just pick up narcos in Houston or Phoenix and dump them back in Northern Mexico to keep operating. They're part of a terrorist network now. Especially any the USSF have to kidnap in Mexico. Lol You take them straight to Guantanamo.

People arguing for a Stalin purge (even the doctors), many such examples

Now time for the politicians.

Fauci first. he isn't immune from deportation

And generals and doctors

Mass flights to gitmo means plenty of cover to also yoink some of the usual suspects and toss them there too hiding it under the stream of flights.

And jews!

Someone notices

Sounds more like a cultural revolution than progress at that point comrade.

Yes, this is a coup. We're taking our country back.

Most Based Comments

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There's no real connection made to any of the contestants. Very few backstories presented, no hometown B-roll or family shown. This is understandable, because there are just so many people it would've been impossible. Tracking contestants at that personalized level would've been a spoiler for future episodes because you'd figure out that person must make it to the next stage to be featured. But the result is that the audience doesn't get as invested in individual stories, and don't want to follow their journey outside the game. Maybe it reflects ratings/views, maybe not. I think it's more likely people just don't follow the contestants because the audience wasn't given the chance to know or care about them as people. (19)

Who cares about the backstory, youre watching the show to see hella people get eliminated in fun games, although the games could be better (2)

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My kids like it but it is terrible, the contestants are awful. I don't know if they are scripted actors or just weird people but seem to over do it. (9)

not scripted actors lol. (1)

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Yea no one is taking a million dollars c'mon you don't think they were paid off to do that. (4)

i don't find it hard to believe no one would take the million lol. it's blood money. you're being very pessimistic. and my brother was in the games, it's not scripted (-1)

Angriest Comments

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The biggest problem with these games was most of them in the beginning made it so that people could be eliminated through no fault of their own. It was a dumb way to get rid of a lot of contestants fast. Viewers would see this as not entirely fair. If they only want 60 contestants to fight for the prize, then they should choose 60 people, not 500 or whatever they started out with. I had a chance to get on this show and I refused for this reason, because knowing my luck I would have been in one of those rows where someone takes the money and eliminates me, or get stuck in a group of 50+ who loses because one guy dropped a ball...think about it, a former wide receiver dropped a red playground ball? I wouldn't be surprised if he was a studio plant. It's ridiculous. I'm a former athlete and would have asked for a 10ft circle of space to catch any ball myself. These dumb eliminations don't typically happen in a mr. beast contest, at least not so often. (2)

Angriness: 😡😡😡🔘🔘

There's no real connection made to any of the contestants. Very few backstories presented, no hometown B-roll or family shown. This is understandable, because there are just so many people it would've been impossible. Tracking contestants at that personalized level would've been a spoiler for future episodes because you'd figure out that person must make it to the next stage to be featured. But the result is that the audience doesn't get as invested in individual stories, and don't want to follow their journey outside the game. Maybe it reflects ratings/views, maybe not. I think it's more likely people just don't follow the contestants because the audience wasn't given the chance to know or care about them as people. (19)

the thing that's kills these type of reality tv show games is inauthenticity, everyone has a sob story ("i lost my home, i've struggled very much in life, my family needs this, i have a sick family member", etc.) even tho it is unfortunate everyone in multiple reality game shows have the same rehearsed story atp as much as it sounds mean or insensitive but who knows if they're just making stuff up. at the end of the day they just want money so all these sob stories to move further in the game really doesn't make you root for anyone cause the more people eliminated the more the remaining players will say or do anything to stay. what the show needs is to be cutthroat and really have games where everyone try using their actual skills (7)

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My kids like it but it is terrible, the contestants are awful. I don't know if they are scripted actors or just weird people but seem to over do it. (9)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Sea-Affect8379

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This gooning shit is not real pic.twitter.com/tNKo3DQS7B

— shiny (@shinylunarstars) January 27, 2025

Foundation's Edge (1982) is a science fiction novel by American writer Isaac Asimov, the fourth book in the Foundation Series. It was written more than thirty years after the stories of the original Foundation trilogy, due to years of pressure by fans and editors on Asimov to write another,[2] and, according to Asimov himself, the amount of the payment offered by the publisher.

This doesn't sound particularly promising.

• pennsylvania trump assassin: googled biden rallies too, just wanted to go out in a blaze of glory: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/17/us/trump-shooting-crooks-motive.html

• florida trump assassin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Wesley_Routh#Political_views

• luigi: u alrdy know

!grillers pls rise for the radical centrist anthem:

It's about shit obviously. Some interview he did for the Economist or some shit. Seems pretty boring did not read.

Anyway, Blue Skyers (skycels? Skeeters? Idk) are giving him a warm, heartfelt welcome

EDIT:

So it looks like our boy has already been suspended Thankfully, I've screenshotted a few more replies:

Supposed report

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/25486132-report-of-special-counsel-smith-volume-1-january-2025/

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1i0zbai/is_this_it_jack_smith_release/

https://old.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1i0zl9x/sleep_well_everyone/

https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1i0zdn9/special_counsel_report_says_trump_would_have_been/

VI. CONCLUSION

On remand from the Supreme Court's decision in Trump, the district court set a litigation schedule whereby the parties would submit briefs regarding whether any material in the superseding indictment was subject to presidential immunity. ECF No. 233. The parties were in the middle of that process when the results of the presidential election made clear that Mr. Trump would be inaugurated as President of the United States on January 20, 2025. As described above, it has long been the Department's interpretation that the Constitution forbids the federal indictment and prosecution of a sitting President, but the election results raised for the first time the question of the lawful course when a private citizen who has already been indicted is then elected President. The Department determined that the case must be dismissed without prejudice before Mr. Trump takes office, and the Office therefore moved to dismiss the indictment on November 25, 2024. See ECF No. 281. The district court granted the motion the same day. ECF No. 283.

The Department's view that the Constitution prohibits the continued indictment and prosecution of a President is categorical and does not tum on the gravity of the crimes charged, the strength of the Government's proof, or the merits of the prosecution, which the Office stands fully behind. Indeed, but for Mr. Trump's election and imminent return to the Presidency, the Office assessed that the admissible evidence was sufficient to obtain and sustain a conviction at trial.

5 - n'mibby Jones. This man created watermeloniom, a very valuable reagent used in the production of kool aid.

4 - Tyrone MuhDick. He single-handedly convinced the president, Baron Trump, to distribute more money for their programs.

3 - Blacky smith. Sat in the back of the bus and wouldn't move to the front, even when the law changed to let her.

2 - George Floyd. Sat on a white man's neck as revenge for colonialism.

1 - nelson mandela. He starred in many films which helped to normalize black people existing in society.

Any others I missed? Share your thoughts below.

Kamala Harris campaign manager explains the Democrat party could not have an open primary because it would have upset black women:
Quentin Fulks: "To open up a Democrat primary, you would have had black women, be highly upset if it was not Kamala Harris.
I hear your concern and… pic.twitter.com/ye8ofmx3WM

— Eric Abbenante (@EricAbbenante) December 7, 2024

New York reporter admits communities of color didn't see Kamala as a 'part of the community':
Austin Jefferson: "I think some communities of color didn't necessarily see her as part of the community, for a variety of reasons."

So they're just going to come out and admit… pic.twitter.com/A5eWYkCPIx

— Eric Abbenante (@EricAbbenante) December 7, 2024

>black women would be upset

>also we didn't see her as a member of the cummunity

https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/kamalas-campaign-manager-we-didnt-have-an-open-primary-because-black-women-would-have-been-mad.5787621/

another day another week for Kamala's hole to be open

I resigned from xAI tonight.
It makes me very sad, but was the right thing to do -- and here's why.

xAI told me I either had to delete the post quoted below, or face being fired.

After reviewing everything and thinking a lot, I've decided that I'm not going to delete the post… https://t.co/8egdL0c8gc

— Benjamin De Kraker (@BenjaminDEKR) February 12, 2025