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Idk if anyone else is on gnometok but after gnomewizard crawly went viral

It's spawned a bunch of lore. Crawly often captions videos with "poor knights will never get us" so knighttok has entered the fray

And it's a gnome Renaissance rn on the chinky Spyware app

I know, I know. The BBC is not a reliable source, cope.

I have no idea why they are doing this but former commie leader and American hater Evo Morales has denounced it so it must be a good thing. Hopefully it leads to a lot of helicopter rides for leftist scum.

Cute twinks of reddit clutch pearls

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1dp8h9v/bolivia_presidential_palace_stormed_in_apparent/

Most stable South American shithole

/r/Bolivia for those who speak lettuce picker

https://old.reddit.com/r/BOLIVIA/comments/1dp75m6/que_esta_pasando/

https://twitter.com/Oeffe_blank/status/1801848574520541543

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I'm not saying this is real or isn't. Don't know, can't know from photographic evidence. It is difficult to see detail given the age of the photo. I find it interesting that the 'debunkers' are able to state with absolute certainty that they see dominoes or plastic army men. Im an r-slur but they're defending their knee jerk biases without evidence. (-25)

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Ron James, has released a new photograph of a UFO sitting on dominoes, he has released it together with his friend Greenewald, the creator of TheBlackVault.Flying Saucer photograph needs to be sourced & tracked.The hunt is on if you find any information regarding this image post below A hoax? Misunderstood or miscommunicated images?His latest Documentary, "Accidental Truth - UFO Revelations" narrated by Matthew Modine, was released on April 18th, 2023. It has won 24 awards and has stayed in the top documentaries on Apple for 18 weeks. He is also the Media Relations Director for MUFON, the Mutual UFO Network. In this role, he facilitates contracts, licensing agreements and content cooperation with TV shows such as "Ancient Aliens", "The Unexplained", "The Proof is ot there and more." He frequently appears on TV and web programming. (-14)

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Hold up let me search my miniatures collection real fast. (4264)

Whoa….just had a thought…..what if….what if the miniatures were based on the saucer photo?? As a way to discredit it when it came out to public???This goes way deeper than I thought. (-13)

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If I were the military trying to discredit the existence of captured flying saucers, I'd definitely create replica fake images with miniature figures to ridicule anyone who tries to leak real information/photos. These fakes would look almost identical to the real thing. That way, if an actual witness comes forward (even with a real photo), they'd be discredited by all the fake images already out there that look almost the same. This is likely what happened with those fake alien dolls sold at Kmart. By making a toy that looks 95% real, any leaked photos get instantly dismissed. They probably also release balloons and other objects shaped like actual crafts. Then, all it takes is a link to a store selling the balloon/model ufo/doll alien/miniature figure for a quick debunk/dismissal.Flooding the internet with fakes ensures that when something genuine does appear, the online skeptics immediately discredit it because of how many times they have been burned with fakes in the past. The pr... (4)

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God darn, this looks so fricking fake. This is just some sad shit, looks like some disinformation shit to discredit the community by putting silly butt shit out there (1)

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Ron James is apparently considered a UFO "expert". He apparently has a collection of bogus UFO images that he had been planning to use in his upcoming movie. Unfortunately for him he accidentally publicized one of the compelling images and was forced to backtrack after real investigators pointed out the attempt to peddle BS to the gullible. This level of incompetence or outright grift is not surprising but he actually complained about the somewhat harsh criticism that came out of this affair. He will probably complain about the stigmatization of ufology while being completely oblivious about his sterling contributions. (10)

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BTFO lmao 🤣

This is my response when people say we should give up on Biden.

Really

0-30 means your coach is a fricking r-slur

Same university, one guy averaging 16.5ppg and the other guy averaging 4.8 ppg.

Boogie Ellis 41.8% 3pt, 6.5 ppg with 3.5 rpg and 3.0apg

Bronny James 26.7% 3pt, 4.8 ppg with 2.8 rpb and 2.1apg

And that is just a guy on the same team. There are a ton of dudes who are went undrafted this year and were putting up WAY better stats than Bronny.

The annoying thing is, Bummy is taking a spot that should go to a guy who can actually play.

Boogie Ellis is on his last year at university, since he went undrafted he will either have to play overseas or stop playing entirely.

the 55th pick doesn't matter anyway

• Isaiah Thomas was 60th (all star)

• Manu Ginobili was 57th (all star)

• Nikola Jokic was 41st (mvp)

• Marc Gasol was 48th (all star)

Frick Bummy and frick cute twink butt LeBum.

/u/PrincessWhisperGlow

People are, of course, 100% on board with this and not being dramatic at all

THE TWITCH BAN

Hello, I'd like to make a quick statement..

Lets cut the fucking bullshit, as you know there's no filter with me. I've always been up front and real with you guys on anything that I can be up front about, and I'm always willing to accept responsibility... which…

— Dr Disrespect (@DrDisrespect) June 25, 2024

if we downvote it it isn't true

Breton Tarrant is a mass murder responsible for the New Zealand mass shootings that left 51 dead. His case was unique, as he livestreamed his attack and left behind a manifesto filled with memes and internet culutre references. This in turn inspired others to do the same. Here are just some of his copy cats.

Payton Gendron

He needs no introduction. Payton Gendron is responsible for the Buffallo Tops shooting which left 10 dead. Much of his manifesto was a copy/paste of Tarrants which some useless bullshit tacked on at the end. At the end he cried like a b-word in court and apologized for killing black people. I wonder if he is truly remorseful.

Manifesto: https://www.hoplofobia.info/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/PG-Manifesto.pdf

John T. Earnest

A young fellow studying nursing got sucked into the world of the alt-right and replacement theory. He shot up a synagogue in Escondido, Poway, killing one and injuring the rabbi. His attack didn't last long and he bolted away before calling the cops on himself.

Manifesto: https://bcsh.bard.edu/files/2019/06/Earnest-Manifesto-042719.pdf

Patrick Crusius

In August 2023, Patrick Crusius decided to shoot up a wallmart, killing 23 people. He aimed to target mexicans. In his online posts, he points to the christchurch shootings as one of his biggest influences.

conclusion

That's all for now. I'll complete the list later, I just be too high right now off the benzos and ambien. It feels good and I'm sleepy but I don't want the good vibes to end just yet. Hope you enjoyed the short read.