Why I broke up with you, ended things, or just stopped calling (add your own!)

A quick, non-exhaustive list of reasons I have ended things, both short term and long term, serious and casual

Because you kept touching my butt while I made dinner after I told you not to while my kid was around. Bonus points because you told me that your ADHD was going to make this an impossible ask.

Because you didn't come to the funeral with me, right after you told me “if you need me, I'm there”

Because I didn't like the way we fricked.

Because I wasn't attracted to you.

Because you called my bestie a slur.

Because you asked me if you could watch when I fricked my girlfriend…on our third date.

Because you became visibly angry when I told you we'd be using barriers.

Because you brought your husband to the first date.

Because you had a secret affair. (Twice! Different people)

Because I hated my metas and realized you picked them.

Because you negged me.

How about you guys?

!macacos !historychads

For the burgers and other foreigners, this was D. João VI, King of Portugal, Brazil and and Algarves.

This man was responsible for what Brazil would eventually become. He was king from 1816 until his death in 1826 (a modern autopsy revealed the King's corpse contained high doses of arsenic so he was likely poisoned by someone), however he had been leading Portugal since 1792. His mother was Queen Maria I (known popularly as Maria the Mad), this woman was deemed unfit to rule in 1792 due to mental illness (Bipolar Disorder probably) so he took over as Prince Regent until her death in 1816 at the age of 81.

In 1808 Napoleon invaded the Iberian Peninsula as Portugal violated the Continental blockade on Britain, the Bongs however assured the Prince Regent that the court would be evacuated with the help of the Royal Navy if the French invaded. Which happened so the Royal Family and 10k Portuguese noblemen were evacuated to Rio de Janeiro which from that time on became the Empire's capital.

Now, the prince Regent has been unfairly slandered since the 19th century, deemed as a coward, a buffon and a cuck. This is misleading.

1. He was no coward, there was no point in becoming prisoner and letting Napoleon install one of his relatives as King like he did with Spain. The Spanish King Fernando VII was imprisoned and Napoleon installed his own brother Joseph Bonaparte as the new King. The spanish Virreinatos in the !americas obviously didn't recognize him and this triggered the independence process, there had been criollos calling for independence since the American Revolution but Fernando VII capture provided the perfect opportunity. In Brazil the biggest independence movement previous to 1822 was the Inconfidência Mineira, which was quashed in the 1790s ending with Tiradentes brutal execution. The arrival of the Royal Family killed any republican movement for decades.

2. He was no buffon, he had a melancholic character and was prone to depression episodes but he was a skillful politician. He created many institutions which still exist like Banco do Brasil, and he managed to get support of the local aristocracy. Brazil had something called “nobreza da terra” or “land nobility”, which was basically the equivalent of the landed gentry but they also included wealthy merchants from old lines. Old colonial families which occupied positions of power, Dom João turned them into titled nobles, a reward for the support and also a source of income for the crown as the aspiring noblemen had to pay a fee for the titles. So the Portuguese nobility was divided between titled and untitled nobles, all of them were adressed as “Your Excellency”. The untitled ones were the “Fidalgos”, the landed gentry or “nobreza da terra”, and the member of the literate bureaucracy (judges, prosecutors, officers of the courts). The titled nobility were divided on a scale, the titles with no “grandeza” (baron and viscount) and the titles with “grandeza” (count, marquis, duke), I don't know the exact process during João VI reign but during the Empire there was an Office for Registration of Nobility Titles where aspirants would present their background, their services to the Empire (they had to come from good, respectable families with no “mechanical defect” that is, they shouldn't perform any source of manual labor) and finally they would pay a fee if accepted after being reviewed bu the monarch. Baron was the cheapest, Duke was the most expensive and rare. So you give the local rich guys titles and they give you money and loyal service, win win. He was also crowned in Rio after becoming King and didn't want to leave, he did so because of turmoil in Portugal and adviced his son who would remain as Prince Regent to proclaim independence and become Emperor.

3. He was indeed a cuck lol

This is his wife, Carlota Joaquina de Borbón, known as Dona Carlota Joaquina. She was the daughter of Carlos IV of Spain, she was an extremely nasty woman. She constantly plotted against Portugal's interests so they would benefit Spain and cucked her husband with several men. She would also swim naked in Rio and drink a proto version of the caipirinha. Her son and later emperor Pedro I repeatedly called her a whore lmao.

https://old.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/1dnbhf8/the_letter_that_tore_the_tmu_law_school_apart_was/

https://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/200394969

pic.twitter.com/vN9ouyQLo5

— James (@MKUltraMoney) June 22, 2024

https://forum.malesurvivor.org/threads/today-i-was-triggered.89797/#post-639874

My wife and I have been watching the grandkids while their parents, my son and DIL, are on a mission trip. This afternoon I gave the kids ice cream cones and after they had finished eating them I noticed my six year old grandson had vanilla ice cream all over his face. As I used a wet paper towel to wipe the icecream off I suddenly had a flashback of having c*m wiped off of my seven year old face. After I had regained my composure I looked at my grandson and wondered how anyone could harm such an innocent and vulnerable child. He is so trusting, so loving and so honest it is hard to believe anyone could hurt to him. Unfortunately there are people who would do just that if given the chance.

On a more serious note, imagine coming out with a song speaking of your body dysmorphia and some has-been posts 10 times in a row basically calling u ugly. Luckily miss lorde doesnt have a phone probably.

This is just straight up hateful and evil to the point that ai can't even laugh.

This is bad and not even funny.

Thank God I'm not famous. These type of comments would send me over the edge

AB is so pathetic and becoming such a miserable nobody. It's okay to just admit that you're obsessed with them, Azealia! 🤭

“Becoming” She's been one for like a decade

Whenever I see the circlejerk subs these days

Unless you're stuck on Commander Gaius that boss is insane

I've spent most of today and yesterday evening playing it, mostly exploring. It's so much better than the base game.

Also the game's getting review-bombed by people seething over getting skill-checked, check the game's steam forums for fresh drama if you're interested link.

Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

Where are you? Is the fence yours? Is it on the property line?Most likely, all you can do is trim what is encroaching onto your property. As for blocking the sun, that is not a viable reason to demand their removal (307)

I'm taking the picture from my house. The fence is mine. They will just grow back and damage the fence again, they grow like weeds. My property line is being eaten into by the trees. I can't access what needs to be trimmed because it's on the other side of the fence. (-207)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

Nothing wrong with their yard, rosemary (72)

It's a mess. If this is how it always looks, I understand the trees too block the view. If this is just the middle of a project, it's no big deal. (-90)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

You are daft. The fence, the trees, they exist and have a right to exist. Stop thinking like and entitled person. You have exactly the rights you have. To plant where you want, to prune if they lean over your property. Otherwise, deal with it like everyone else. (49)

What kind of advice is this. Why do people post unhelpful things. Does this help you manage your stress or something (-53)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

Might be a peepee move, but you could power wash and “stain”your fence and possibly kill the trees. Again, not a great move, and could probably lead to some legal battles in the future. Maybe just suggest that you're looking to install a new fence or fix the existing fence. See if they'll allow you to cut them back by a foot or so just along the fence.Probably better to try the second idea first and see how it goes. If it blows up in your face then I'd say it's full on war! /s (-45)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

I have two neighbors going at it over some trees in Michigan. The 1st neighbor has a pool, fence and pavers he feels are being damaged by roots coming on to his property. He decided to use a chemical to kill the roots on his side and in turn has damaged the other neighbors tree. Once seeing the damage to The whole tree, he approached the 2nd neighbor and took responsibility. The 2nd neighbor said he was aware of the poisoning and plans to cut not only that tree, but the other two that were next to it. The 1st neighbor offered to pay to remove the one damaged tree and replant one as large as possible to make it right within reason. The 2nd neighbor is asking the 1st neighbor to pay for the full removal of all three trees at a cost of $4k. Does neighbor one have rights to anything he has done? I suggested the split the cost, but neither one is budging. Now they are thinking of going to court. Thoughts on laws or rights? (1)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

What a beautiful line of trees!!! ♥️That fence is old as balls if you're telling the truth about it being 40yrs old, and way past its lifespan. Just put a new fence in - if it's on the property line the neighbors may have to cover 50% of the cost. Move your garden to a sunnier patch and stop wasting energy/frustration on trees that are very much there to stay lol. Or, y'know, have them taken down illegally when the neighbors are away and then proceed to eat your own foot when you get the supermassive bill from the lawsuit they file. 👍🏻 (5)

Not advising this, but have an ""accidental"" spill of anything that kills plants near their roots. My butthole neighbour did this to kill off my lemon tree when I told him he could not steal my lemons, I sued but had no case and it was dismissed as an unfortunate accident :D (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Drascio1773

Score: 🐮🔘🔘🔘🔘

Number of comments: 6

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡🔘🔘🔘🔘

Minimum angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

NEW: Subscribe to /h/miners to see untapped drama veins, ripe for mining!

autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramautists. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

Tell us your negative experiences with the French and your general mean comments about them as a people.

Reminder that all French people are smelly, rude, and stupid.