I saw a sale on turkeys for $0.29 cents a pound (God bless America!), but I'm only cooking for one and I've never prepared a whole bird before, not even chicken. It's real tempting to buy one but how can I make this work? Usually if I buy a pack of drumsticks or something I put them in individual containers for the freezer and prepare one each day. Is reasonable to cut up a turkey that way? If I roast the whole bird, how can I divide it and store/reheat the cooked meat without ruining it?

I have a 30 minute break over a 72 hour shift outside of required sleep time. I'm tempted to let my license lapse because if I have to deal with another heart attack and cardiology I'm going to lose my mind.

The site logged me out after the reset

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🇺🇦🇷🇺🚨‼️ LMAO: Russians congratulate the Ukrainian Army with their holiday “Army Day”.

Must be a great sight from your trench.

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— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) December 7, 2023

I am glad everyone having fun

How many permanently disabled ... must be 3x

They think Russia lost million soldiers in Ukraine while Ukraine lost 10k

That's 300 combined soldiers killed. This includes members of the Russian Military Proper. PMCs (like Wagner used to be), DPR and LPR Fighters, Syrian fighters from abroad.

So it isn't just Russians getting killed. It's everyone fighting on behalf of the Kremlin against Ukraine. Unfortunately, this also includes Ukrainian separatists who genuinely support Russia, few as they may be. Either way though, this many casualties in less than two years, absolutely bonkers. They're out of their mind if they think they can sustain this kind of attrition for years.

This Redditor was never in his mind

With a typical injured to dead ratio in this sort of fighting, there are likely about 1 million very badly injured Orcs who are probably still trying to get home.

There weren't even million Russian soldiers in that conflict

And those are people that are absolutely sure they are intellectual and on right side of history

Even our local @pizzashill ain't that delusional

Wow there was such general that told in mid June, after leopards and Bradley bussys got blasted that Ukraine could free crime by end of summer

I had an idea for a deepfakes custom porn site for sissies. Wouldn't you like to watch yourself, all femmed up, getting gangbanged by 15 dudes, but you don't have the guts to do it? We'll make a video of you, for you, so you can dild yourself while watching it. the fantasy is better than the reality. getting fricked like that is not nice. i dont speak from experience, but if you think about it, that would be horrible

they'll pay through the nose for this.

most of this stuff is made on personal computers right? commercial rented servers dont allow porn, and i think its pretty easy to detect.

id probably need to spend $12k for the processing power needed to make nice stuff. I'm not working out the prices yet, im not a biz guy. it's just an idea.

Didn't know whether to post here or in /h/kino but I think here suits best.

Basic snappy pasta seems to have broken them.

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Get help and touch grass

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why is a bot getting downmarseyd to heck

Bots are a great way to insert automated data crawlers that leech your personal user info and then the operator can sell the user data for profit..

Not saying that is happening here, however - 'Beware the bot'.

I'd never respond or interact with a known bot, incl up or downvoting. They are literal cancer and should be excised with prejudice.

Are they actually mentally r-slurred?

Nothing fun will happen unless the House Freedom caucus can squeeze Johnson into not backing into Sleepy Joe's and Senate Democrats demands.

If it was up to me, no Defense spending, no farm subsidies, I'd let the government shutdown for months, unless Congress passes at least a 75% cut in the Defense budget, with audits, cuts in corporate subsidies, and claw back the PPP money from businesses, and require a tax increase of 26% for capital gains, including real estate. And a $26/hour federal minimum wage, plus the Pro Act, plus Codetermination (employees would directly elect half the board of directors, plus the chair of the board).

And abolish the NSA and CIA.

And all must pass, or I would keep the Federal government shut down all year and next year.

I did my part I bought some dog clothes made in Russia

🚨‼️🇮🇱🇵🇸 Israeli civilians say farewell to IDF fighters, who presumably will participate in the ground operation in Gaza. pic.twitter.com/JC1PFOccM3

— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) October 8, 2023

thats another r-slurred moment, its also been proved hamas got inside israel, soldiers shouldnt take food from strangers

Beautiful link post because im too lazy to link all the cope tears.

Twista raps "Overnight Celebrity" while someone shoots a gun to match the song's beat. pic.twitter.com/jFX62gdTze

— XXL Magazine (@XXL) November 24, 2023