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[๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ] Elon Musk Sieg Heiling during his speech

					
					

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Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

That's not how you do a Nazi salute, is this trolling or are you guys serious...? (-53)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

That's a, from my Heart to yours But I could see how it could be taken out of context (-30)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

People not realize this dude is just goofy? You guys blood pressure must be insane (0)

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I don't know about y'all, but I sure as heck didn't come down from the goddarn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a frickin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a b-word we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Nazis, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Nazi won't be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our ... (4069)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

What the FRICK. This shit is not ok. God darn! As a military member, this makes me want to cry. Not even a century after the blood, sweat, tears, death, and tragedies of WW2 and we have this apartheid frick Seig Heiling on Americas national platform. This is bad. I fricking reject this. I'm going to say it too, I think they fricking cheated. THIS IS NOT MY AMERICA. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ frick you elon and frick trump. (2)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

What will be the line where they stop making the worst excuses to justify the worst things from the worst people? So far I hasn't been a felony conviction, r*pe, insurrection, lying, cheating, infidelity, libertarianism, incompetence, or treason. Murder, maybe? (1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Steampunky

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Basically there is a group of people who are fans of a morrowind mod called tamriel rebuilt which adds the mainland of morrowind to the game and they're mad at supposed general modding corruption and at another mod called project tamriel which adds the rest of the elder scrolls mainland to morrowind. These mods share a common asset base and everyone involved is extremely neurodivergent :marseyautismdance:

Now some fans are calling themselves a watchdog group and found a modder for fallout new vegas (another neurodivergent bethesda game) making a Mexico mod who is in America illegally. Obviously they did the natural thing and reported him to ICE

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738181075UuKkIhDfJMfs0w.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738181075kTEB2UHEJx4BIA.webp

There's some other nonsense as well going on with the Mexico modders stealing assets and sending viruses to other modders and other stuff but idk :marseyshrug:

Now they're threatening to ICE the other morrowind modders

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173818107602wPy1XClB2Mlg.webp

https://xcancel.com/TR_Watchdog/status/1884499507012067403#m

Big "drain the swamp!" :marseytrump: type people and some xitter users are immediately pulling out the :marseyhitler2: comparisons

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738181076v6ul0ocjvfTq-w.webp

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Crying in the bathroom right now. :soycry:

					
					

So I make breastmilk and memorial jewelry and there's a big company in China that manufactures the jewelry. There's actually even a really big well known brand that's I've seen that uses their jewelry and lots of smaller businesses do too. I've looked and looked and LOOKED to find something else but there's nothing like them.

My husband is a Trump guy even though he says he doesn't like him. We've had discussions about the tariffs and he's saying that it's corrective to bring jobs back to the US.

Well I was just talking to the owner that manufactures the jewelry and he told me that they might have to shut down because they basically sell at wholesale and barely make a profit and DHL and UPS are charging more for the headache of the tariffs. He's not sure if they will have to pay or the buyers will have to. I'm hoping a praying that it's us as the buyer.

So I told my husband this and he was like, "well, it's just the market correcting itself." I was like, "you're not even a little mad that my business might be affected?!" Idk what he said but he was laughing and I blew up in his face.

I told him that he doesn't care enough about anyone but himself. He doesn't care about women's rights, lgbtq+ rights, immigrants, not my business, nothing.

Now I locked myself in my bathroom and I'm crying. He keeps trying to talk to me but I won't talk to him. Talk me down man.

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Lol, Ye so funny. What does he mean here?
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[๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] Elon Musk takes aim at Reddit

					
					

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Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

I read through the article quickly. What has Elon Musk done about Reddit exactly? Sounds like he just said "This is insane". Maybe I missed something? (9318)

Nope just posted that too lol that is him taking aim at reddit (78)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

of course not, this is TECHNOLOGY forum.technology is an interest of the educated.no magas to be seen. (48)

They find their way in. (35)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

FU Elon and all of his Republican Nazis. The whole Republican party is full of nothing but traitors. Hopefully Democrats take back this country in four years. Then expose everyone of these traitors. (-26)

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What values of liberals do you not like? Keep in mind I said values, not talking points. (2)

Basically everything they say, like, or do is the opposite of what I say, like, or do. It's impossible to speak to them because the moment there is any disagreement, they go batshit crazy on you for having your own opinion and calling you all the worst words you can think of. Here is the list of shit I hate about liberals: They like it when criminals enter the country illegally and go on crime sprees while receiving benefits which are paid by us tax payers, I don't like that. They like infringing on our first amendment right to say whatever the frick we want on the internet. I don't like that. They like it when mothers kill their babies because they opened their legs and aren't ready to raise a child. I despise that. Liberals love to assault, scream, and spit at you for wearing a red hat (again, infringing on 1st amendment right). Liberals love to protest about literally everything. All the power to them, but it's annoying as frick. Liberals vote blue no matter who, which is shameful.... (0)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Boycotts work. It's the only way to get the attention of shithead billionaires who think they own your minds and actions. Frick Musk, Frick Nazi's. He knows what he's doing and frick anyone who doesn't think he's a Nazi/Fascist and that his platform exists to promote those ideas going forward. Everyone will look back on these times at some point and realize more could have been done to shut down shithead billionaires and nazi's from doing harm to the country for their own enrichment, and I swear to frick if reddit tries to mass un-ban twitter by force it'll kill reddit -and- twitter at the same time. (8)

Angriness: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Tell Musk to take himself, his pro-Nazi white supremacist BS and all of the racist shit that he allows to run rampant all over X to go to the 10th level of Heck and complain all he wants THERE!๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ (3)

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Wholesome s*x worker decides to search for a life partner on Twitter so she can become a stay at home mom [SURVEY INSIDE]

https://www.guidedtrack.com/programs/dkuryfl/run

We NEED as many dramatards as possible filling this out. If you're a lonely virgin then THIS IS YOUR FRICKING CHANCE !personalarmy !incels @lankyhands

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EFFORTPOST A Summary of Switch 2 Leaks and Rumors :marseysoyswitch:

With talk of the Switch successor being revealed this week I thought it'd be worth doing a review of all the major leaks and rumors that have appeared surrounding it. There's a comical amount of stuff to go over for a system that hasn't even been formally announced yet. Originally, I'd meant to do this at the end of last year but waiting might have paid off since it might only be a few days away from being unveiled to the world at long last. In fact, just today some new developments have happened that is even more smoke for a reveal being imminent. I'm not the most plugged into this topic or the technical aspects surrounding it so there may be some mistakes made but whatever. The broad strokes paint a pretty interesting picture.

The T239 Leak

Starting at the very beginning of the proper speculation for a Switch successor is the leak of the T239 chip which was acquired as collateral from Nvidia getting hacked. The T239 is a SoC that looks very much like it is designed to support a dedicated video gaming system and because of their existing partnership with the Switch people conclude that this is likely a new Nintendo console. Digital Foundry made this article covering details about the chip as well as some experimenting to try and approximate the power of the system as well as test it against some big gen eight games. I won't go too into the analysis as it's highly controversial amongst the spergs who argue with each other about Switch 2 leaks. The main takeaways are:

  • a custom built SoC made special for Nintendo; no more off the shelf Tegra X1

  • Ampere architecture

  • 8x ARM A78C CPU (this wasn't in the original leak but was determined some time later)

  • 1536 CUDA cores

  • 128-bit/LPDDR5 memory interface

  • DLSS capable with tensor cores

  • ray tracing cores as well

  • maximum memory bandwidth of 102GB/s

  • a dedicated file decompression block

  • reportedly demo'd a build of Breath of the Wild with zero loading times and maybe also at 4K60FPS (the latter point is not as widely corroborated amongst journoids)

Overall, it's already looking like a substantial step-up from the og Switch in terms of performance and capability. As there really wasn't a generational leap between the Wii U and Switch this is an exciting prospect for Nintendo fans. It's also reason for optimism with regard to third party support as the test yielded decent performance for Death Stranding that is about equivalent to the PS4. At this point, however, there are still quite a few big question marks hanging over the system like RAM amount, the internal storage, the clock speeds, the process node it was fabbed on, the screen, the list goes on.

The Shipment Manifest Leaks

For a long while the T239 specs were all that there was to pore over for Switch 2 information. There were paltry nuggets found through datamining firmware and OS updates for the Switch that hinted at some form of compatibility with the successor but still nothing especially interesting. That is until the :!marseytrain:s and other assorted ResetEra rejects of Famiboards realized that they can look up customs data regarding international shipping through a number of different websites. I guess this is how people dig for info about upcoming smartphone models yet for whatever reason no one had thought to do the same for vidya consoles until now. Anyway, they set to work filtering results for data pertaining to Nintendo, Nvidia, and Nintendo's manufacturing partners in Vietnam and what do you know, they find some pretty interesting stuff. It looks like prototype models for a device with an identifying code that doesn't match any currently known Nintendo product.

Dimensions

These being shipping manifests some pretty comprehensive details about the physical dimensions of the system are discovered quickly.

Size of the Switch successor itself:

  • 206mm x 115mm x 14mm (the original Switch is at 173mm x 102mm x 13.9mm)

The Joycons and dock are also a bit larger than their Switch 1 counterparts but I'm having trouble finding the exact measurements for them.

Peripherals

A built-in mic is discovered as well as details about magnets in the manifest that lead people to think that the new Joycons will attach magnetically to the Switch instead of via rails.

A giant fricking fan

Easily the most lolwtf find from the whole system.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924301aLH7NZQyQg-edw.webp

Presumably this is going to go in the new dock for the system which raises... interesting possibilities for how hard they intend to push this thing in docked mode.

New Shipment Discoveries

Later on, after the investor's meeting where Nintendo first acknowledged the existence of a successor to the Nintendo Switch in May 2024 they would discover a new shipment with a few more details about the system.

RAM

Two 6 GB LPDDR5X chips are found in the data. This was a significant find for two reasons: it put to rest long held anxieties about 8 GB and hopes for 16 GB and it also puts the Switch 2 ahead of the Xbox Series S by 2 GB. It's also assumed that the Switch 2's OS will also be very lean and lightweight unlike what's used for Xbox. The Xbox Series S is seen as the best hope for the Switch 2 getting substantial third support since many big games will have already had to be scaled down in order to work on the S (and by extension be allowed to release on the Series X). As a result the Series S is what Nintendo fans are hopeful the Switch 2 will be comparable to.

Storage

A 256 GB UFS 3.1 storage chip is found. UFS 3.1 had long been speculated as the likely choice for storage based on what was popular in the smartphone space. It's a pretty fast storage medium and not too far off from what the PS5 and Xbox Series have.

This post is a much denser breakdown of the shipping finds if anyone is interested.

Possible Factory Leaks Begin

The September Leak

It's in September of 2024 that photos allegedly of the Switch 2 in various states start to appear on the Internet.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17369243012IjYf06Wl872sQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924301Rtk7Ba8UjFXnQA.webp

These photos end up being quite contentious. The perspective of the case sitting on the desk looks off to me and feels like it was a poor shop. For what it's worth people closely examining the motherboard find product codes that match that of one of the prototypes found in the shipping manifests.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924302n2GJnGo24ht1Xw.webp

The sole revelation from this batch of photos is the extra USB-C port on the top of the system as seen in this CAD render.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924302SOhb-HMCdFhKtA.webp

Lastly here's the front facing view of the complete system.

The December Leak

Guy on Xitter pops up claiming to have photos of a completed Switch 2 model. I believe that he goes on to torch his own credibility by claiming that he used AI manipulation on the photos to better protect his identity.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17369243024m5spMps1QikgA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924302yqycSEd8j6rsvg.webp

(The left photo is allegedly the new dock.)

The January Leak

Another leak from Chinese social media. This time of the Joycons. One aspect in particular makes it (in my opinion) the most fun photo leak by a country mile.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924303sytmMXW6rGjFdQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924303osmlLXNOCsbOfw.webp

Notice the little square sensor near the middle of the Joycon? Looks a bit like a mouse sensor, doesn't it? My God, it looks like it even has glide pads...

The debate between the mouse sensor camp and IR sensor camp has been on-going. The OG Switch has IR sensors in its Joycons (for the like 12 games that use it lmao) so it's not impossible that is what these are. However, recent findings like mouse support being found in firmware updates for the Switch and shipping data indicating the presence of mouse soles would seem to support the mouse theory. Zany if true.

The Clockspeeds Leak

Finally, just today another big mystery about the specs seems to have at long last been solved. An established dataminer revealed on Famiboards what he believes to be the various clockspeeds that will be used in the Switch 2.

Handheld: CPU 1100.8 MHz, GPU 561 MHz, EMC 2133 MHz
Docked: CPU 998.4 MHz, GPU 1007.25 MHz, EMC 3200 MHz

The user in question will come to Famiboards every once and a while to post about new discoveries made in the Switch's firmware and OS so it's assumed these numbers also came from that. The more interesting theory is that the Switch 2's SDK has leaked somewhere and that it's where he's actually getting this.

Some rough estimations for the TFLOPS of each power profile have been made and come out to 1.72 TFLOPS for portable and 3.09 TFLOPS for docked.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736924303DuWNls7yejnT7w.webp

Fun visualization of the power difference.

The difference in CPU speeds has weirded a lot of people out. The Switch 1 keeps the same clockspeed for docked and portable and it's doubly weird that the Switch 2's docked mode has the lower clockspeed. It's lead some people to cast doubt on these being accurate numbers. We'll have to wait and see.

Lingering Questions

The Screen

Despite being listed in the shipment data nothing concrete has been found about the Switch 2's screen. People have made claims that they say is sourced from insider information but all of it has sounded like safe, educated guesses. They'll probably go with LCD screens again because it's cheaper (and so they can make tendies double dip with OLED models later down the line :marseyjewoftheorient: ). A 7.91 inch screen is something specific that has been claimed. This would be a huge increase over the base Switch's 6.2-inch screen and even the OLED model's 7-inch screen. It is assumed by everyone that it will be a 1080p screen, up from the Switch's 720p screen.

The Process Node

The question of what process node the Switch 2's hardware will be made on has probably been the single most hotly debated question about the thing. Heated arguments over whether it will be 4nm (le good) or 8nm (LE BAD) have been raging since the T239 was discovered and it gets very neurodivergent. What the frick do these numbers mean, exactly? I dunno, I guess before 28nm nodes were a thing it was some kind of specific measurement in a circuit board but now it's just branding basically. What matters is that smaller = better and better process nodes allow for smaller form factor and better power efficiency. Both are very important in a handheld. It's been a near constant back and forth of people citing a somewhat reliable but also spotty guy on Xitter who claims it's for sure 8nm, followed by people saying that 8nm is obviously too old for something that finished in 2022 and that Nintendo would NEVER cheap out on hardware. Every time an alleged photo of the motherboard drops people rush to estimate the process node based on analysis of the photo and napkin math which then prompts other people to write essays explaining why trying to estimate the node size that way is fricking r-slurred and completely unreliable. The leaks of the clockspeeds has tempered this somewhat and it looks like 7nm might be what people gravitate towards as general consensus. Either way, we won't know until tech reviewers get their hands on the final product and do teardowns. Not like it matters at this point.

The Games

Not a fricking thing has been leaked about games for the Switch 2. In the wake of basically everything about the hardware being laid bare almost a full year in advance of Nintendo saying anything about the system this is a bit surprising. Just goes to show how airtight Nintendo are and how funny it is that Nvidia keep fricking them over despite that. At best people have made the biggest brain predictions like that a new 3D Mario will come out seven years after the last one released.

Conclusion

That's basically everything worth mentioning. It's a little wild to finally be on the verge of getting something official about this system after all this time feeling like I already know quite a bit about it.

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Elon Musk Facing Possible Deportation :marseysal: :marseyxdoubt:

					
					
					
	

				
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Kanye is still up
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Bros it is really happening

This post rests on native land

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https://screenrant.com/matrix-sequels-tank-marcus-chong-not-return-reason/

After playing such an integral role in The Matrix, Tank (Marcus Chong, adopted son of Tommy Chong) didn't appear in either of the sequels, The Matrix Reloaded or The Matrix Revolutions, with many viewers wondering why. As the operator of the Nebuchadnezzar, Tank plays a pretty crucial role on the team in the first movie, making his disappearance surprising. That's especially true due to the fact Tank was one of the few Nebuchadnezzar crew members to even survive Cypher's betrayal of his comrades. In 2003's The Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions, Tank is instead replaced by his brother-in-law, Link (Harold Perrineau Jr).

It's explained in-universe that Tank died sometime after the first Matrix movie, though no cause is given. It's a simple explanation hiding a complicated behind-the-scenes story. The real reason Tank didn't come back for the admittedly quite divisive Matrix sequels was a conflict between actor Marcus Chong and the producers. Said conflict got incredibly heated, leading to legal battles, and Chong making shocking allegations against his former colleagues and bosses. Needless to say, Chong's career has never truly recovered.

TLDR for the original matrix he got paid $75k (in 1999 is worth approx. $142k today) and for the sequel demanded the same pay as the other 3 or 4 main characters who actually survived the first matrix movie too lol who were all offered like a million ( approx. $1.9 million today) but they refused to pay him more than 400k (approx. $757k today)

:marseyracist#:

While Tank died in the canon The Matrix timeline, there was a behind-the-scenes reason for this creative decision. In 2003, Chong filed a lawsuit against Warner Bros/AOL Time Warner, claiming that there was a verbal agreement from 1998 and a contract signed in 2000 that guaranteed him a place in the sequel movies. Warner offered him $400,000 for The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions, and he wanted to get $1 million, and Chong wouldn't budge (via entertainment.ie).

The lawsuit included claims of defamation, stating that the producers tried to paint him as a terrorist. In October 2000, Chong was arrested for making threatening phone calls to Warner Bros and writer-directors the Wachowskis over his being written out of the movie. He even went as far as claiming he was being blackballed in the industry by the producers. Chong hasn't been in many movies since The Matrix โ€” which may hint that he is difficult to work with.

Beyond all of this was a website I never heard of probably made by Chong and is a goldmine of sneed lmao

www.boycottthematrix.com

https://web.archive.org/web/20020608185811/http://www.boycottthematrix.com/index.htm

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As a result of all this drama, Chong's last real feature film was in "The Crow: Wicked Prayer" starring washed up actors Edward Furlong (John Conner T2), Tara Reid (American Pie), and David Boreanaz (Buffy TV show)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737982420LEXSh6sM5R0NvA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737982419NW1GO21Y1LhuEw.webp

(Despite being a fan of the original "The Crow" Brandon Lee movie, I have never even heard of this crow movie until now but I will give every dramatard 1 gold award who has suffered through it and educates me on how terrible it is)

Anyway I have no idea wtf this r-slur has been doing for 15 years after sperging out, but I found his youtube account were he paints a crazy picture and if you skip to the last few seconds claims The Whack-out-ski Sister threatened to transition him, to the grave. :marseyskull:

Now that you have seen all the evidence :marseygiggle:

Please judge, who was right here:

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EFFORTPOST Let's Play Civ4: Dawn of Civilization Cute twinks Part 8: HUGE FRICKING WAR :marseyoldguard: :marseyoldguard: :marseyoldguard:

We're playing the turboneurodivergent Dawn of Civilization mod for Civilization IV that replicates world history. :marseyfluffy: !g*mers

Part 1 :marsey300: Part 2 :marseymarmotroman: Part 3 :marseypope:

Part 4 :marseybarbarian: Part 5 :marseycrusader: Part 6 :marseyluther:

Part 7 :marseypilgrim:


The first World Congress takes place in Regensburg. The biggest civilizations can request a city change hands.

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I select Roha, because Ethiopia has pissed me off all game

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Sure :marseyshrug:

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:marseyprotestno:

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Sure :marseyshrug:

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:marseyprotestno:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662fSchtILAH_9cgg.webp

Don't care :marseyshrug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005662Z2aFkzt3DSxrRw.webp

:marseyprotestno:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005663JINd1Pwhpf0HoQ.webp

:marseyprotestno:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005663YXrItqPbwuzQuQ.webp

Yes :marseyagreefast:

Voting is done. Final results:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005663OHv_2RAcXLWwMQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005663xQKip5cCN9oLqA.webp

Our only loss is our vassal French colony of Speightstown in Barbados. Not all that important. Is it really necessary to start a world war over it?

:marseyprotestyes#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737005663HpRHfDuYkey-NQ.webp

The benefit is everyone attacked me, so I get no diplomatic penalties for declaring war on them. I'm ready for a fight :marseypunching: Ethiopia, Portugal, Russia, and Japan are my enemies.

Holy Rome did NOT attack me. Wise choice :marseypipe:


I am HAPPY to finally fight Ethiopia

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737057803sV_V8nWef8eBCw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737051651HZ4QyqNiS1sqmQ.webp

Alula Engida falls in the defense of the city.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737058225gdGiBWYDenic0Q.webp

Once I've taken Aksum their stability starts to tank.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737057803uZ1MZh2fYj18PQ.webp

It's got some nice stuff so I'll probably keep it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737057803SAO7tHBTvCJi0A.webp

I allow for peace, they're probably fukt anyway.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040267wSszkmWG8YxNcg.webp

I have a little army I've been keeping in my pocket off the coast of Morocco ready for the American Revolution, they can take out Portugal instead

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040267sZl5Ofg0D4QXOQ.webp

Lisbon doesn't have SHIT for defenses :marseydicklet:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040268XfVjNYGGYDrPUw.webp

I don't even have to do anything, Spain sweeps in and claims it. They earned it. :marseyagree:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040269D0DcatudT-x1vw.webp

I set my eye on Portugal's Brazilian colonies instead

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040269f03VdnbJPyhYbA.webp

But by the time I get there the've collapsed :platylol:

:portugalitsover#:

This army can go to Japan instead.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737048696YK2Sr9rIbuH9DQ.webp

I'm able to take Nagasaki but don't have enough troops to push further in, and the Japanese start taking out my boats. They'll have to be reinforced later.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370751637N9Y4z_KnPImtQ.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370634607dxsiop6jlDuWg.webp

In Rhye's and Fall Russia's power was "General Winter" which hurt any invading armies. Would've made for a fun challenge but they no longer have this.

I have a very old but huge assault army in Mesopotamia, I want to sneak them up to surprise Russia

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039794xDOVNHlGxgDaUw.webp

This won't work because Iran won't let me through :marseymad:

Alternate route:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039794JXgN3mTwK5Ga0w.webp

Notice that I can actually see past the fog of war on the map to these cities now with espionage because I've researched electricity. :marseyplugged:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737040851qve0dquTNYn7vg.webp

Iran is also one of the few civs totally dark on the map, they actually have strong antiespionage. :hmm:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737041543_RBztCZAz9Eo6g.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039794g03t7ykiY7JN8g.webp

Russia is guarded by Stelets, who start with City Garrison.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039793vMfrx1h2y2wwdQ.webp

But I have Grenadiers :marseyakbar: These guys ROCK in DoC

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039793tyqMhGA2kPakaw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039793yJ3GvbJdSTU3lA.webp

Starting with City Raider, two promotions gets them City Raider III AND they get collateral damage

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737039793lh04hKaEu1_nxg.webp

My French vassals hold Tarnopol, I was worried I would have to protect them but they have a pretty solid army in there. I'm so proud of them :marseyfrenchpat:

Russia is soon willing to surrender Kyiv/Kiev/Kevin

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737049969U6lPCK__e2tpKg.webp

:marseyno: I don't think so. They're capitulating.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370486932uhxmfksMQ9Gpg.webp

Our first female Great General is born during the Russian push, Albia Domenica

I told @Ubie last game I would actually have the next general fight in the field, this will be especially advantageous if I get the Brandenberg Gate wonder up.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370486959urFjgnK_8Oigw.webp

The problem with using Great Generals in the field base game is that the risk of losing them at 90% odds over battle after battle is just too great. Most often the AI only uses them like this as a last ditch chance to defend a city, as Ethiopia did. Brandenberg Gate actually incentivizes you to sacrifice them.

I start working on it in Pella, Greece

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737048695dJ3JkqI5b6OIZQ.webp

You may have noticed but I'm lightyears ahead of schedule in technology so I'm really getting crazy with wonders. The Eiffel Tower was just built in Rome with the Statue of Liberty next. Eiffel Tower is super helpful for moar Golden Ages

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737048696i68Fl8SLFnyfmA.webp

I'm going to start one now to support the army and get the Brandenberg Gate up. I'm starting to face a recession anyways.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737051652nD8Ua1uHMB3ZzA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737048695_nsSOEY68BwV0g.webp

I've also built Chapultepec Castle, further enhancing Padua as a military powerhouse. Units start pumping out with Leadership and three promotions out of the gate :peperun:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370573905cAr0chNpimIZw.webp


In the midst of all this fricking Morocco declares independence

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737051651d4mJ-Ge-VavQOA.webp

:marseyprotestno#: :marseyprotestno#: :marseyprotestno#:

Around this time foreign occupied nations start to secede. It was probably a toss up which one would. This could have been worse, but I definitely want to take Morocco back. Marrakesh is my naval center. :marseysailor:

They have a pretty srs army tho :chudconcerned: Albia is gonna be the one to go down and fight them.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737051651Tmut3MxkQO9mpA.webp

We need to get Brandenberg Gate up faster for this so I send my Great Engineer Celer.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737057285b35xm6976wDljg.webp

I'm wasting some hammers here but it's worth it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737063013ACA2Jazol-wpQg.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/173706301262EBSNJ4jdMHOA.webp

Albia's army arrives as the Moroccans advance to Yglgl

No idea what this city is by the way. If anyone else ever decides to look they're going to find my playthrough :marseyfluffy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737063012jUuyzMD3GtlPZQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370630102OqmDz_icRm-fg.webp

Try as I might to send Albia towards certain doom, she's repeatedly successful.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737063010lx0jeVzqJS3pyw.webp

Hey WTF. One of my really really old Roman Legion units joined Morocco

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737063011lyWDC4-CHJy5ZQ.webp

Death to traitors :marseyshooting:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370658865_KlS9a5p0f2GQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737065887zbNtl8EzQHNU8Q.webp

Finally, in the assault on Shigan Albia falls

Previously, the combat experience to my next next Great General was 66

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737065887WbZOI_ZFz7K82Q.webp

Thanks to Brandenberg Gate, once she dies it drops to 25

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737065887tn6eUZBKfthX6w.webp

We'll get another general in no time :marseysalutearmy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737069652clDFHqKbjFq-sA.webp

Marrakesh falls

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370710061Lo2s4H2C1_ltA.webp

:marseyflagmoroccogenocide#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737069653ytAqDBCzXLPiRA.webp

And we get our second general, another foid, Agrippina :marseyshook:

She's going to lead the fight in Japan.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075163uo19gX8CnSur6g.webp


The Kingdom of Prussia spawns, and the cities of Danzig and Wroclaw I conquered from the Russian Empire request to join them..

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737065887oQMAYQ9jSgo20g.webp

I don't really want these, so that's fine.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370658870O7q2KThMHF1nQ.webp

The Holy Roman Empire is reduced to the Archduchy of Austria.

Only sucky thing is they're Protestant so they dislike us :marseyluthersoy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737065888lE4R3cUMYIj0DA.webp

We can deal with them later.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737068175Mo4tgefku85zpA.webp

Even during the Golden Age my Economy stability is tanking to a recession :marseystocksdown: I'm not sure if this is because I ran out of trade infrastructure to continually build, or if Free Enterprise is causing this, or maybe a mix of both.

We're still OK on expansion but nearing the overextension point. Overextension would be the major killer if it gets out of control.


With the research of Psychology we hit the Global era (insanely ahead of schedule)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737071007m8gFyrXl4vDjnA.webp

@Soren mentioned :marseysoypoint2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370710079nTCIRz-cHdsKg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737071007Y2VIgc-o4YED-w.webp

We get a Great Spy, but my espionage is good enough I don't really know what to do with this dude :marseyhmmm: I already have a Secret Service in Rome for espionage output, I can send him to build another one in Byzantion and make that city a spy training center. :marseytf2spy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370751611RNggjwOjhnexQ.webp


Another world congress takes place.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737072785IwIuxqsAtV-gDw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737072786en2YwdSVUh_tUQ.webp

Another world war is gonna be a little much :marseyyawn: The Ethiopians can have stupid Aksum back.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737072786W1iaSKiHe7IcpQ.webp


Moscow falls, and I have a Catholic missionary ready to show them the error of their ways.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075162JgXzDL1ITgs3fQ.webp

Only after pushing into Moscow and France taking Riga is Russia FINALLY willing to capitulate.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075162R_jR_xrX3E4rkA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075162p383QuBCSg66Ag.webp

:marseysigh: Now they are the "Province of Samartia". I will of course return their core cities to them, and hopefully influence them to become Catholic.

You may notice in the diplo tooltip that my stability is just barely dipping into "Unstable" :tayaaa:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075452RgDvA--CyRt5VA.webp


Japan's navy is unexpectedly annoying.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370754535xMNi8bRzlYjtw.webp

Agrippina lands ready to take Edo, but we're probably going to need to pivot to Kyoto (Heian-kyou)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075453_CVL6-cD7OE4cA.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075161JUDcH_aMqVy62w.webp

Oh, great, it looks like the Ottomans have shown up :marseyhelp:

Only 400 years late

I'm probably going to have to deal with these secessions like Turkey and Morocco for a while :marseycry: Greece or Egypt seceding would probably be the biggest nuisance.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075161inq-MLp0wHACWw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737075161g9BNk_ysqKRnWQ.webp

Now they have the Secret Service :platynooo:


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082060ppKBlkVipMNIfg.webp

Agrippina is even more stubborn about not dying.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082060ZrErvEjcluQU9g.webp

We push into Edo and call a crusade on Japan and they still won't capitulate. Should have figured they would fight to the end. :marseyseppuku:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082061shEvB7yC3pVdsA.webp

They eventually collapse. So now I have Japan :marseyshrug:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082522IBjycljLDmYTfA.webp

and this b-word STILL WON'T DIE


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17370825225XlXXT6HysgYuA.webp

I restore most of Russia's conquered core to them. Hanging onto Poland and Ukraine for now.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082522QctXvWEVtDiATg.webp

I can liberate Ukraine but don't really want to. If I could set Poland free I would, but I think France owning Tarnopol is blocking it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082523ehzvoDcivIPARw.webp

Russia really likes me now and is willing to convert to Catholicism. Part of the reason I did all this shit was for Foreign stability. Russia is usually a peepee but now we're homies and he's another stable vassal. Japan would have been similar but now that they're out of this world they'll no longer contribute to negative foreign stability.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082059zpQcC21YDx_I-Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082059M78cWdMcPN_AKQ.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082059B3tZ-FeplltjhA.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082060uORdzXR4pvgBzA.webp

Turkey goes down


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082523Ecy5zeROfie4bQ.webp

I've fought enough that I've gotten a new Great General naturally.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082913whPjne0pElW2sQ.webp

Planning on raiding Sendai until Agrippina dies to reset the counter :marseypsycho: Apparently this reset only happens once :marseyretard2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082914yn8wm1bD5Rpglg.webp

Either way, we are now mostly stable.

and finally at peace :marseyrelieved:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737082914hWVGpibXPADWaA.webp


I have a Great Statesman available, I may reform the government soon. With Psychology and Macroeconomics I can pick a proper modern government. I'll let you guys choose which direction I should go in.

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i wasn't aware the yank plane crash was this serious :marseywtf: :marseywtf: :marseywtf:

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:marseyhappening: :marseytrump: Trump Moves To Dismantle Department of Education With New Order :marseyshock: :marseyhappening:

https://media.tenor.com/ZbAUTwlqxEsAAAAx/ronpaul-happening.webp

Department of Education is (soon) kill!?

I was talking to a irl maga person a month ago and they were like:

:!brainletmaga: ...what? It doesn't matter who gets appointed to head the DOE because Trump will dismantle it. He literally said so lol

And I was like

:!brainletchest: pshhh that will never happen...

:#marseyscream:

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#G*merGate :marseyvivianjames: Lives on!! DEI :marseydiversity: IS DIED!! :marseydead: with deiwatchdog.com!

!g*mers !chuds

https://media1.tenor.com/m/5VSmjjh2BlAAAAAC/get-in-here-right-now-hunter-franklin.gif https://media1.tenor.com/m/2G9IfqzQhH0AAAAC/maury-sigh.gif

The Woke and DEI ANALytics are HERE!

https://deiwatchdog.com/game/kingdom-come-deliverance-ii-2

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The sin of empathy rears it's ugly head once more
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The rate of obesity in particular rose steeply, doubling in adults between 1990 and 2021 to more than 40 percent โ€” and nearly tripling, to 29 percent, among girls and women aged 15 to 24.

https://media.tenor.com/tcrKUpIJq9kAAAAx/crying-the-office.webp

I am so happy for our girls

"Obesity comes from genetic, physiological and environmental interactions," she said. "It's not the fault of any one individual who has the disease."

I agree father mother skinny daughter fat, genetic not her fault

Completely unsurprised. Have been watching this happen for about the last 20 years. Watching school kids get more and more overweight, compared to my high school days in the 80's, where there were only 2-3 what would be called "obese" kids in my class of 300. And they weren't even THAT big.

Go to a flea market in the U.S now on a weekend. That is a real eye-opener, to the current mass obesity phenomenon ..

We are headed for the space ships of Wall-E ...

I spend 3 years in high school with 12 foid classmates and 2 were overweight rest obese to super obese. I respected them a lot

https://media.tenor.com/xautHv11lQUAAAAx/ethan-dolan-maybe-not.webp

I remember once's when they started talking about guys and what they like I was like this

https://media.tenor.com/NLp57LxPlJMAAAAx/omg-gif.webp

Because I thought they were delusional to think they don't deserve what they want obviously, they first and all were for me genderless persons.

So they coped by calling me gay because I never hit on any of them

https://media.tenor.com/gI9R-RqD3toAAAAx/i-really-don%27t-care-klavier-gif-klavier-gif.webp

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Oops, all Chocobos!

Shouldn't have created a party entirely of white mages :marseyfacepalm:

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