Former DONKEY KONG COUNTRY Government Account ☑️
gets fired 
for being 1 minute 
late for work 
. Runs to r/adulting 
.
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The followup:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Adulting/comments/1ij2pq9/time_stamp_vol_2_more_context/
/u/No_Excitement5215, you were fired for being a peepee, not for being late. I've done this too with people. It's way easier to fire you on a technicality than to go through the rigamarole of HR bs. Your former coworkers are probably thrilled you're gone. I feel bad for your preggo gf. Judging by your posts, you're going to split the second she shits that thing out.
.webp?h=10 "Nuzzles, pounces on you, UwU, you're so warm!..")
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Ukřаínе hаs ļíkе 80+ f16 аnd оnļу 5 рíļоts аnd nоw thеу rесíеvеd а gígа třаsh jеt thаt ís wеаkеr thаn míg29 ín аļļ раrаmеtеrs
Le Mirage, pas mwl nyon ? C'est Fwançais !
Fwоgs tесh реrfоrmеd wоrst ín thís соnfļíсt, уоu rеmеmbеr thе whееļеd tаnk ?
They are superior two russian jets. Better aewonyautic, better radars, etc. But whatewer the planye, a dwog fwight scenyario is wery impwobable. It's aww abwout seeing the enyemy fwom a distance, and fwire a wong range missile.
Thоsе аrе ļítеrаļļу thе wоrst jеts khоhоļs wíļļ hаvе. su27 ís bеttее thаn f16, su25 аnd su24 аrе sресíаļ rоļе jеts аnd míg29 ís símíļаr tо f16 (íswаеļí míg29 рrоbаbļу bеttеř)
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The instability, the trumpflation - really not good for folks that enjoy the market.
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Built like the average Hasan fan too
— bofaboy (@bofaboye) February 3, 2025
average Hasan fan :::) https://t.co/gnS3FxNLgV pic.twitter.com/sAo6284wrE
— ˖ ࣪lili⊹ (@s9001986850734) February 5, 2025
One more for the average Hasan fan pile https://t.co/sHMUy6CNth pic.twitter.com/35PGifUPSr
— CrazyDescent 🍉 (@crazy_descent) February 6, 2025
Average Hasan fan here https://t.co/SigAdzKM6w pic.twitter.com/zOQgsSOaYL
— Dokai25 (@dokai25) February 6, 2025
https://x.com/bby_lvngs/status/1887439727869223420
https://x.com/BMPharrell/status/1887232600583835649
Average Hasan Fan ova here 🤌 https://t.co/pTicj9TvqN pic.twitter.com/cobwIkFPsW
— GioFoRio (@DrBoscoPHD) February 6, 2025
Built like the average Hasan fan too https://t.co/DIxBFSbbJL pic.twitter.com/W8HZ7Uzjsk
— snat (@natisbroke) February 5, 2025
https://x.com/jizzvacuum/status/1887333312114409555
Now time for the freaks:
Average hasan fan build 😘 https://t.co/t3mxjK2ERy pic.twitter.com/pPShTqtKGt
— helena (@sainthe1ena) February 6, 2025
average gay hasan fan https://t.co/HMdXgyq9YT pic.twitter.com/FOwbVCwq2n
— namonai 🏳️⚧️ (@namonaai) February 6, 2025
https://x.com/JoJoFett95/status/1886948363116921273
Why does he have hotter foids than rdrama tho;
average Hasan fan :::) https://t.co/gnS3FxNLgV pic.twitter.com/sAo6284wrE
— ˖ ࣪lili⊹ (@s9001986850734) February 5, 2025
Built like the average Hasan fan too https://t.co/DIxBFSbbJL pic.twitter.com/W8HZ7Uzjsk
— snat (@natisbroke) February 5, 2025
https://x.com/gryffinwhor3/status/1887293958939689096
Lol https://t.co/AbEjl8DAEl pic.twitter.com/wS2ErNRi4T
— Nyma 🇮🇷 (@vyvanse_user) February 4, 2025
yuh and we’re all fine https://t.co/NyizOmDwwR pic.twitter.com/jMqRzS77E4
— maliuuu☄️ (@mcristiana3) February 5, 2025
Average hasan fan build https://t.co/A12J9p4L3q pic.twitter.com/qszKlV4dqM
— marie (@itsbloodymarie) February 6, 2025
There are more if you wanna browse.
) are STILL fedposting, seething, wishing for MAGAcide, and doxxing the names of the Zoomerchuds in the Drumpf administration even as WPT got gigamopped and its ban is now on mainstream news sites, also think that they can organize a revolution to overthrow the US government through Reddit! 
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This dude thinks you combat fascism with rainbows and unicorn.
Real cute, buddy.
/u/poop-scroller Canada
This dude thinks you combat fascism with Reddit posts.
Real cute, buddy.
How do you think movements start or are coordinated? Via messenger pigeons?
THIS NEIGHBOR THINKS THAT HIS REVOLUTIONARY INSURGENT ARMY WILL BE ORGANIZED ON TRANNIT
/u/Link9454 and /u/GPT3-5_AI go full-Kiwi Farms and use the "its public info chud, its not doxxing! 
REPORTMAXXERS, ASSEMBLE!
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Because sometimes you'll have to contact tech support. And they'll refer to you by your stated name. And you'll have to sign off your emails with your stated name. And in my case those emails are sent from a gmail account that proudly shows my real, actual name.
I'm just happy that I had the restraint to avoid naming myself Nate Higgers or the like.
The name I signed up with came from this meme which randomly popped in my mind when registering
] Will the Canadians rise up?
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Yes, a Canadian Citizen will successfully kill at least one USAmerican before March 3rd, 2025 and a credible source will report that the killer was politically motivated by Trump's actions towards Canada (tariffs, annexation threats, etc.) - 31 bets
nothing ever happens - 171 bets
As with similar bets, I will provide a five hundred (500) dramapeso bounty to the first to send me an article describing an example of the above. If no such article is sent, then on March 3, I will spend five (5) minutes on google news trying to find such an article. If I do not find it at the end of that time, then chudjak wins the bet.
!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !edgelords
!remindme March 3rd "resolve canada"
closed
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FourthAlt
: Unfathomably based
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BREAKING: President Trump just announced: "The US will take over the Gaza Strip, and we will do a job with it, too. We'll own it and be responsible for dismantling all of the dangerous unexploded bombs and other weapons on the site. Level the site and get rid of the destroyed… pic.twitter.com/dnoMKDSQFA
— George (@BehizyTweets) February 5, 2025
Wake up babe, it's die for Israel O'clock
Now we know why the Jews didn't let the Dems rig the election.
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-palestinians-leave-gaza-us-rebuild/story?id=118463249
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50501 is underway y'all !nooticers
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iia7ku/stay_safe_stay_strong/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iic9i4/im_not_moving_my_truck_today/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iid9vz/elon_musk_is_a_nazi_upkong_this_post_so_when/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii9bou/mentioned_on_ap_news/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii9793/upkong_everything/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iidpas/state_capital_protest_has_already_started/
On a weekday afternoon lol
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iid1mr/reddit_is_shadow_banning_posts_spreading_the_word/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iicc0v/heading_out_to_trenton_nj/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii2q5y/got_my_sign_for_tomorrow_lets_do_this_thing/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1ii8s2t/boycott_the_super_bowl/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iiem6j/texas_starting_to_gather/
https://old.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1iidl5b/bring_us_flags/
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I suggest you look through his post history he's genuinely mentally unwell and fully obsessed with the trans 
Genuinely see if you can pick any sense out of these mindless ramblings:
When you say hope you mean like you pray to god at your bedside in a spinny dress?
Oh my bad you mean hope like a poster of a foreign cia operative named Obama has hope
I think your mentality of black pilled porn addicted griller
is why we are having population collapse and going back to authoritarian rule of communism. You're demoralized and your time of being high and mighty and cool was fake astroturfing just like your dress in the mirror we all knew it's not real
No this is not your communist utopia where you get to put people in jail because they don't agree with your mental illness.
Oh yeah you're a real woman huh? What's a woman? How do you know you're not trans? If you can't define what a woman is
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JUST IN - CNN: "Obama Bin Laden" pic.twitter.com/adLkJs7pqN
— Insider Paper (@TheInsiderPaper) February 8, 2025
- Aba : Based alert
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Had to do this it was them or me sorry for my family and God bless pic.twitter.com/IzbwTXstDl
— FarmerRigz (@FarmerRigzDTS) February 3, 2025
I didn't see this posted already so sorry if this is a repost. I didn't really look that hard.
OP was shot and killed, obviously
Tweets for 'nauts without Twitter accounts
- realKongDick : a redditor posted this
-
whyareyou
: no
.webp?h=10 "Harambe (No Eyes) - GRRRAAHHHH!! UGH UGH UGH!! OOOH OOOH OOOOH! HOOO HOOO! RAAAAHHHRR!! UGH! OOOOOOOHHHHHH!! GRAAAHHH!! RRRRRAAAAHHH! OOOOH! GRRRR!!")
as AIBs and Retailers decide to 
become scalpchads themselves 
| Newegg Just Restocked 5090 via $6,000+ bundles
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https://old.reddit.com/r/nvidia/comments/1iir4uu/newegg_just_restocked_5090_via_6000_bundles/
Not only JewEgg selling a $2K card for $6k 
Bundles
The AIBs have decided to join in the scalping game
MSI
https://old.reddit.com/r/nvidia/comments/1iii706/msi_just_raised_all_5090_prices_on_their_website/
And ASUS
https://old.reddit.com/r/hardware/comments/1ij34aj/msi_and_asus_increase_nvidia_rtx_5090_and_rtx/
And CaseKing
https://old.reddit.com/r/nvidia/comments/1iioc0s/caseking_still_no_supply_but_raised_the_prices_by/
!g*mers are currently 
Me with my 4070 
lunar housing crisis victim 
O'Grimacey has returned from retirement and has brought shamrock shakes to Mcdonald's - 18
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The shamrock shake is back at Mcdonald's before it's even valentine's day along with Grimace's Uncle O'Grimacey who hasn't been seen since the '80s. He seems like a chill guy (see image below) and I'm happy Grimace has been united with his beloved uncle. 
I got one today and it was sweeter than I remember but maybe they just put too much mysterious green syrup in mine. 7.5/10 but I wonder how it'll taste after I put it in the freezer.
Now playing: Northern Hemispheres (DKC).mp3
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