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- TotalVatniggerDeath : we need Mario (Luigi with a magazine hat)
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This is the funniest thing heโs ever posted pic.twitter.com/onjLwCWXxW
— Lolo (@LolOverruled) December 27, 2024
yes I know /r/enoughmuskspam but he's genuinely losing it and it's SO FUNNY especially for all his stans here that post and he's making u seethe bro!! meanwhile he is unironically writing navy seal copypastas and is STILL POSTING ABOUT THIS ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
He's officially snapped pic.twitter.com/N5HTzus9BK
โ Gentile News Networkโข (@Gentilenewsnet) December 28, 2024
now instead of having a million d1ckriders he is left with only
btw the fact that rightoids are still so upset about an Australian skincare company having fun on soycial media and projecting all their frustrations from work on women that have nothing to do with eBIPOCing or tech or amerikkka is just
anyway go look at his replies he's nonstop searching for literally anyone on his side to reply "true" and "yes"
due to his extreme autism and pathetic need to be liked, he will refuse to ever let this go and will continue going on like this. and since hes exposed himself permanently as a huge lolcow, no one else will let it go either
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS :elontantrum:
At risk of starting the obvious, there are many attention-seeking trolls on all social media platforms trying to yank your chain.
โ Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 26, 2024
They win if you respond.
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- HailVictory1776 : Is this that anal circumference game
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As you should be able to see, I started my post with a variant of the "Did Vaush just BTFO" copypasta (!soyteens you should recognize this), which was changed to be about Byron Hall, the creator of the infamous rpg FATAL, responding to a very critical review of his game. Byron's response did not disprove every claim in the review, but for the purposes of bait, I pretended that it did. Here is the copypasta I created:
Did Byron Hall just BTFO all of rpg.net's moralstrag arguments?
Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculus claims about FATAL being the worst RPG? By all means, read the entire rebuttal, i promise you that you can't debunk it.
As you can see, this copypasta should be immediately recognizable as bait since it omits important information that was stated during the review, is a modified form of an already existing copypasta, indirectly defends one of the worst RPGs without directly praising any mechanics less generic than dice rolling, arguably lies about every claim being disproven, has intentional errors and, most importantly for both this copypasta which I created, and the original "Did X just BTFO" copypasta, It lists valid arguments in the inb4 section to prevent people from using said valid arguments. The copypasta also has 2 intentional errors which only users who care a lot about detail would notice, which are that I said "just BTFO" to preserve the original copypasta's title even though the rebuttal was made decades ago, and that I said ">inb4 someone links to 1d4chan" even though 1d6chan exists and 1d4chan is down, since many 4chan olds dislike 1d6chan removing content that violated miraheze's TOS, however in hindsight it would likely have been a better idea to reference 1d6chan for additional possible replies.
To give /tg/ credit, one poster immediately accused me of being a "contrarianist troll", but this didn't kill the thread:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/94402739/#q94403061
Nice baby's first contrarianist troll, but the game's only relevant worth is being a subject of mockery, plain and simple. And I can summarize why with one single sentence: When the simple act of making a character and playing the game is such an unbearably boring waste of time, then that alone is enough to condemn any game even before you get to the r-slurred and the shitty charts. Cause at least the autism in fricking GURPs serves some kind of purpose. FATAL is just unpleasant as a whole.
This reply would be expected when posting bait on 4chan, however the poster also included an anime reaction image, which may depict a character from 40k, but it is unofficial fanart outside of the style of the game. Another user called out this act of extreme oldery:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/94402739/#94406623
Consider the following!
anime reddit meme reaction image
No point of substance, just bitching about not liking character creation
2 other users replied back, one of them saying that 40k is board culture, however the user who replied replies again, dropping an off-topic about anime reaction images:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/94402739/#94407438
That's not 40k, it's some gay little anime fan image of 40k. Stop being disingenuous and misrepresenting your arguments to worm out of them.
Furthermore, you've yet to present any arguments that aren't complaining about your own personal preferences
This didn't seem to discourage other users from replying to me, Another user accuses me of being Virtualoptim, a namestrag best known for this image:
Another reply which I partially expected due to my inclusion of ">inb4 someone defends Sartin & Mclellan's safe edgy humor" was a response stating that Sartin & Mclellan's humor would have been considered extremely offensive, given that rpg.net underwent a similar transformation to somethingawful (in this case, rpgcodex is the obligatory SASS equivalent)
rpg.net btfo'd themselves. The cute twinks who did this review turned out to be total cute twinks themselves and if someone else were to post stuff like this in present day they'd have a meltdown over it and ban them forever.
I did try to interact with the thread to keep up the pretense of my bait, however this was unsuccessful. First, when another user (https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/94402739/#q94403095) said that the game can't calculate swing force, I immediately remembered that one of the only non-horrible combat mechanics was fulcrum range, which actually does calculate swing force, and replied stating the page number on the online pdf of the rules I had used a search function to find fulcrum range in. Unfortunately, the user I responded to was using a different pdf of the rulebook, and did not find fulcrum range on that page. Secondly, I tried to reply to a user stating that everyone who has played FATAL has hated it by linking to a Kiwifarms letsplay of the game, which I found from this post: https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/315746/fatal-and-kiwifarms-a-match-made, but I was banned from all of 4chan for 13 days since my post contained banned text (likely the kiwifarms link). This prevented me from correcting the error made by the user who could not find fulcrum range
The rest of the thread is relatively boring, but some users seem to be unironically defending FATAL as a response to users who responded to my bait, and one user, or potentially a collection of users, began rolling up a character just to prove how bad the character creation system is.
The thread theme, often described as sounding like "Cookie Monster chasing a drum set down a stairwell" is the greatest thing to come from the worst role-playing game ever.
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Women so beautiful, I just wish they were good people https://t.co/RP7xMJhRqr
— LetEmKnow (@223__Ali) February 20, 2025
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I was talking to @PegMeMommy about Valentine's Day. I was telling him about how me and my siblings got our mom flowers and stuff for Valentine's Day. During the conversation he said he had never heard of kids getting their mom something for Valentine's Day, and he doesn't know anyone who does this. For me, this is the opposite: Where I'm from, everyone gets their mother something. Now both of us are wondering which is normal.
Decided to make a poll!
Do you buy your mother something Valentine's Day?
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So peep this. I wake up one day with a smile on my face. I ready to GOON hard and hustle COOMpacks to my homies off the street. Gay, straight, all genders and nationalities, I don't discriminate when it comes to selling legal and illegal COOM to those in need.
I was try to watch a LIVE CAMGIRL SQUIRTING HARD PULSATING CLITORIS and the stream went off! Shit sucks yo, but I was EDGING like mofo and I held in my COOM. I tried to browse pornhub and all my favourite videos were GONE! I researched and found out that FEDs are trying to shut this shit down.
Nah fam PornHub don't die that's Town Square for gooners. We use VPNs round here AND we got our shit downloaded fam.
I dug deeper into this shit and I discovered that the Latter Day Gooner Cult is behind some of this shit. They claim to be about that GOON life but it's clear they're trying to restrict GOONING talmbout "holy GOON sacraments". Nah I GOON when I want. Which set you rep?
Sheeit, I was reading up and it turns out this schism in the GOONING community has been going on for eons. All throughout the years, there has been tension between the younger GOONERS who are trying to GOON fast and hard, and the older gooners striving for a subtler, but longer-lasting goon experience. Me? I stay with them young bucks. I goon too wild to be shackled by coom calendars and shit. I believe my set GOONs the hardest.
So yeah, the gang war has begun and we goon on cultists all day every day on site. A lot of GOONERS are gonna CATCH CASES, SSDs CONFISCATED, and INTERNET ACCESS RESTRICTED by FEDs while on probation.
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Free Luigi (19)
Prove that the CEO deserved it. Hearsay doesn't count. (-15)
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Worst faith comparison yet - handguns and long rifles are the same thing ROFL.C'mon now. (1)
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Correction, nobody would have died if Rittenhouse hadn't been there. None of the other people who were there in a medical role were seen carrying rifles. None of them shot anybody. Rittenhouse shot 3. (1)
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The face you make when the candy is ~almost~ bigger than you...๐ฎ
— Big Lots (@BigLots) November 16, 2022
Shop unique (and tasty ๐ ) gifts for everyone on your list! ๐ https://t.co/KPPKrjSLJz
๐ธ @.martinna.bella on Instagram pic.twitter.com/ogzigeKjPf
Bonafide Boomer living up to the name.
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- Cathedral : rule 9
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Lmao at thousands of people downloading Rednote (the version of tiktok that is actually owned by China) to spite the U.S. government, finding themselves having lovely interactions with the millions of Chinese citizens on the app & inadvertently undoing decades of U.S. propaganda. pic.twitter.com/2OVe06tTpz
โ abby (@abby4thepeople) January 13, 2025
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/7ecqW5Xwxa
โ Bird on Fire ๐ฅ (@nobodyknows2322) January 14, 2025
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3D printable tentacle robots are here ๐ https://t.co/CvAahG7mLg pic.twitter.com/G5qdOSBAjY
— AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes โธ๏ธ (@AISafetyMemes) January 27, 2025
I'm convinced at this point Big Foid is assasinating researchers and suppressing investment in robofus.
- whyareyou : totes normal behavior
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SO EVERY TIME THE FAKECELS OF !INCELS REJECT MY APPLICATION I CAN INVITE THEM TO !FAKELARPERCUTE TWINKCELS
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You exist in yes / no, black / white binaries, don't you? (-29)
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Are you high? This is one of the most obnoxious pieces of writing I have ever read. Ridiculous and frankly shocking victim mindset. (6)
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Those minnesota links are to a channel/playlist that just redirects to a channel (not an actual livestream)
right now some guy is talking about midwifes
DRUMPF is finished
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— Dan Hentschel (@danghentschel) February 15, 2025