- crouton : Blatant David Foster Wallace bashing
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Top Drama
| Score | Post | Subreddit | Ratio | Comments |
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| π₯π₯π₯ππ | Convicted felon makes appearance at 2025 Super Bowl | /r/pics (32M) | 59% | 9915 |
| π₯ππππ | What are your beliefs surrounding climate change? | /r/AskReddit (52M) | 51% | 970 |
| π₯ππππ | Why does the animosity to men on Reddit feel like a psyop? | /r/self (2M) | 56% | 647 |
| π₯ππππ | It is (D)ifferent guys | /r/JoeRogan (2M) | 56% | 631 |
| π₯ππππ | Why are incels so scary? | /r/questions (272K) | 48% | 473 |
| π₯ππππ | Mild take: I don't like raid levels of complication in dungeons | /r/DestinyTheGame (4M) | 63% | 609 |
| π₯ππππ | Does anybody pay attention to these halftime Super Bowl shows nowad... | /r/GenX (245K) | 53% | 424 |
| π₯ππππ | There's a lot of talk lately about Republicans supposedly regrettin... | /r/OptimistsUnite (234K) | 57% | 423 |
| π₯ππππ | For those so confident no manager would do better | /r/coys (196K) | 48% | 341 |
| π₯ππππ | I'm so tired, I genuinely don't know what to do. | /r/badroommates (456K) | 55% | 376 |
Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)
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| π€ππππ | Danielle Smith rising, Nenshi falling | /r/WildRoseCountry (5K) | 53% | 96 |
| π€ππππ | The cross | /r/Wenatchee (8K) | 53% | 123 |
| π€ππππ | Super Bowl Halftime Show: Kendrick was a bad choice. | /r/ThoughtWarriors (12K) | 49% | 166 |
| π€ππππ | A critique of The Fire Rises | /r/TheFireRisesMod (14K) | 49% | 117 |
| π€ππππ | I was born in 1994. I'm a millennial not a " zillennial " stop maki... | /r/generationology (27K) | 47% | 213 |
| π€ππππ | Any Protests in Scranton on Pres day? | /r/Scranton (15K) | 48% | 86 |
| π€ππππ | PM Modi endorsing this scum Ranveer Allahbadia...!! What's Your POV... | /r/GossipUnfiltered (11K) | 53% | 54 |
| π€ππππ | Who could I play in the MCU? | /r/Fancast (27K) | 48% | 118 |
| π€ππππ | Violated parole on drugs | /r/Felons (42K) | 51% | 151 |
| π€ππππ | Non-MAGA gun stores? | /r/batonrouge (49K) | 47% | 153 |
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I'm very interested to see if her supporters actually care. There's now a 2nd board member coming out voicing their concern with government meddling in contracts. This is a fully UCP appointed board. (21)
I can't even find out who fired the CEO. Wouldn't the board be the ones to fire the CEO. Lmao (2)
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I'm astonished support for Nenshi is that high, you'd think the dippers would have figured him out and obviously the rest of AB doesn't know who he is - he's divisive, when he left Calgary as mayor this city was in shambles, he had an approval rating in the 40s and dropping. In his first go he campaigned as a conservative, said all the right things but governed as a high taxing, high spending liberal. When he won his first mayor, from his mother's basement where he lived he said Calgarians weren't racists but when it looked like he was gonna get booted he said Calgarians were racists. He'll say anything to get elected but when in office look out. (6)
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But it won him Calgary elections he basically accused anyone who didn't vote for him of being racist, and somehow it worked. (2)
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But it won him Calgary elections he basically accused anyone who didn't vote for him of being racist, and somehow it worked. (2)
Not voting for a representative of the majority of this province is racist. (-1)
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Absolutely zero surprise. Smith has tapped into Alberta's 'renegade' mentality made popular by King Ralph which appeals to many. Nenshi should reassess his approach and adopt some of that feisty Albertan spirit. As we've seen, embracing Ottawa is a poor strategy for any Alberta political party. (39)
Also embracing victim culture is not interesting for many Albertans (26)
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/r/TheAdamFriedlandShow banned 30 minutes ago "due to being unmoderated." Edit: /r/Wordington also banned 
/r/Drugs, /r/porn, /r/rule34 and more have fallen - 100
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Is it over for !redscarepod next?
Or can it be reopened?
Same thing just happened to /r/Wordington (zoomer shitposting sub, actually was funny)
Is a great purge underway?
Jannies discuss
https://old.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/1ii6gbk/mass_sub_bannings/
The Jeet gays have fallen
/r/WhoreDaughter is gone. It's truly over now
https://old.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/1ii6p9n/our_subreddit_was_banned_by_mistake/
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- DickButtKiss : Better rapper than Kendrick, he shoulda done the half time show - trans lives matter
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It's so beautiful
Also skaven are now 
s
It sucks to be a jew
https://old.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1ilhf6w/gen_z_voters_are_5_times_more_likely_than_older/
https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1ilc6yx/ministers_call_to_destroy_hamas_after_hostages/
Canada sucks
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskCanada/comments/1iksglo/a_brutal_view_of_trumps_america_do_you_agree/
The point of Trump's policies is to cause a famine
according to redditards
https://old.reddit.com/r/illinois/comments/1il4woi/the_soybean_innovation_lab_at_uiuc_is_closing/
https://old.reddit.com/r/farming/comments/1il50e8/were_these_people_really_helping_growers_in/
Redditards are The dumbest people on earth
One more for the road
https://old.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/1ikz74c/the_usa_is_committing_genocide_against_the/
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or they just tolerated each other because the heat pad was better than everywhere else
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REPORTER: *asks dumb question*
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 10, 2025
TRUMP: βI donβt know what youβre talking about and neither do you. Who are you with?β
REPORTER: βHuffPostβ
TRUMP: βI thought they died.β π€£ pic.twitter.com/B14XtHkYhD
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News Articles:
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People who identify as animals have been warned not to discriminate against others "on account of their species" at an event this weekend. The Scotiacon convention is expected to attract 1,200 "furries" to the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Glasgow. Its code of conduct warns that "harassment of any kind is not tolerated", which includes race, gender, sexuality or "the species of someone's fursona" β jargon for the animal that a person identifies as. Guests are also warned against exhibiting artworks depicting paedophilia, described as "cub porn", or humans having s*x with animals.
The organisers said: "We are aware that this is a difficult rule since the actual age of drawn characters is open to interpretation, especially where they are in a cartoon style. "Appearances count. Characters with a very childlike appearance and/or baby face may be considered children in the context of this rule." The event began in 2011 and has grown from a few dozen attending to 1,170 "furs" last year. Tickets cost Β£45 a day, or up to Β£480 with hotel accommodation. The code of conduct for artworks also states: "No zoophilia and/or bestiality involving humans or largely human-like characters (eg anime catgirls, elves or centaurs) with animals or largely non-morphic characters (four-legged) is allowed. "Other species-transcending sexual activity (eg anthros and humans) is generally allowed. "Potty-related activities are highly discouraged. This includes scat, watersports, adult diapers in use, and vomit. We do not entirely exclude this content but only seek to accept items with very mild depictions which would be suitable for a general viewing public." Delegates must not come dressed in "fetish gear" such as "anatomically correct" costumes, jockstraps or exposed buttocks. However, dog collars, leather wristbands and "accessories used in an innocent context, such as a dog harness that is part of a sled dog costume", are permitted.
Academic studies have disclosed the tensions within the furry community which includes subdivisions such as herbivore or carnivore, predator or prey, traditional animals or more fantastical creatures. In 2023 the Anthropomorphic Research Project, an international group of academics, highlighted problems including "bigotry, discrimination, intolerance and bullying in the fandom". Last year it emerged that a Scottish pupil had been allowed to identify as an animal in Aberdeen. The city council said at least one child had been recognised as having species dysphoria but it declined to specify which animal. In species dysphoria, a person feels that their body is the wrong species. People with the condition are sometimes known as therians. Numerous children are said to have tried to identify as animals, including foxes, dragons, birds, snakes and sharks, although it is unclear whether they were serious. Last year the Scottish Daily Mail said a secondary school pupil had been allowed to identify as a wolf. A council, which the newspaper did not name, said the pupil was part of a group known as furries.
Scottish Daily Express (Article Linked in Tweet)
Rightoids of X React:
in case you wanted to know how Scotland was doing:
β pagliacci the hated π (@Slatzism) February 4, 2025
a bunch of furry degenerates are congregating in Glasgow this weekend and the police have literally issued them a stern warning to not r*pe kids or animals pic.twitter.com/RsjsH66ZqV
Reddit Threads:
Even the usually lib-leaning bongs of Reddit are pretty cognizant of what the furry subculture really en-tails, and opt to get in on the cyberbullying.
Of course, some onlooking Amerilard furtwinks take issue with this rampant fursecution. 
Bros, I thought being trans-species was just an alt-right hoax... 
To conclude: Say what you will about bongs, but at least it's like the one western country where shit like furry conventions get appropriate pushback and backlash in the media every time they're held. Lest we forget, the same convention was met with protests and journos digging up the vile NSFW accounts of attendees just a couple years ago. 
Swiftie 
has meltdown when redditors 
dare 
to not acknowledge 
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Travis Kelce dyes his beard, proudly stolen from @autodrama.
This game helped me see an unhealthy pattern in my relationships with other men
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My profile and flair color is 28bca3 
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Federal employee retirements are processed using paper, by hand, in an old limestone mine in Pennsylvania. 700+ mine workers operate 230 feet underground to process ~10,000 applications per month, which are stored in manila envelopes and cardboard boxes. The retirement process⦠pic.twitter.com/dXCTgpAWLs
— Department of Government Efficiency (@DOGE) February 11, 2025
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My reasoning:
It is because they are all nations that are despised by a noticeable share of the world.
Based on the image above, we should expect China, Russia, and Israel to fall first. Followed by an ever weakening USA over time if the future leaders of the US are similar to Trump and strain international relationships further.
China and Russia would lose primarily because they are working together and one or the other of the group is hated by the majority of world powers. The US hates China, EU hates Russia, Japan hates China, India hates China, UK hates Russia, Brazil hates China. This pretty much guarantees that over time these economies will fail and die because there will be major powers constantly trying to undermine them every step of the way.
Israel will also fail because lol just look at the Israel hate map, which is pretty much half of Africa, parts of South America, and the middle East. There is no coming back from that much hate for your people. Especially as a small nation state. Israel is doomed both from within and without. As outside of Israel only US guarantees its safety and over time the US cares less about Israel every generation. From within because Israel has its demographics getting replaced by the most orthodox Israeli populations who aren't known for being practical geniuses.
Conclusion:
Russia and China will split in time. Russia breaks apart into multiple regional powers. Same for China splitting into two parts. This leads to India dominating the eastern half of the world but never reaching up to catching up with the US. Meanwhile parts of Russia that have broken free now act as the new buffer zone between remaining Russia and Europe, with Ukraine now joining the EU because there is more buffer zone between them and Russia.
Western world order will remain in place, with European Union and the US acting as equal partners. They will have to give up on Israel in time however, as Israel is overtaken by the arab populations from within, and all cultural connection to Europe is lost forever.
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neighbor macks on reddit 
foid in r/Apartmentliving
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i like this marsey its the best 
is now. 
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