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Episcopalian here. Where she's not the Bishop of my Diocese, Bishop Budde has already had stern words for Trump, since it was one of the churches in her Diocese that Trump took that photo op with a bible in front of, after tear gas disbursed a number of priests from the campus from giving aid to folk caught up in the protest... after another set of protesters set fire to part of the building the day before. So it's been rock vs. hard place all the way down. (3322)
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I think you're trying to be insulting, but it just came off as amusing. Bless you, friend. (74)
And I find the death of that horrible church amusing. Bless youย (-68)
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Died by CrucifixionThe fact that Jesus was crucified is a historical fact. The evidence for this historical event is found in various historical sources.The Jewish Historian Josephus (ca. A.D. 37-ca. 100)Josephus reports the crucifixion of Jesus with the words: "When Pilate, upon hearing him accused by men of the highest standing amongst us, had condemned him to be crucified . . . ."(4) Roman Historian Cornelius Tacitus (A.D. 55?-117)Tacitus, also reported the crucifixion of Jesus as an historical event: "Nero fastened the guilt [of the burning of Rome] and inflicted the most exquisite tortures on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of one of our procurators, Pontius Pilatus."(5) Mara Bar-Serapion (ca. A.D. 73)Bar-Serapion wrote a letter to his son from prison. In this letter, he wrote "What advantage did the Jews gain from executin... (0)
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This is possibly the funniest website I have ever seen
There is a modlog, it's like the ResetEra ban reason API but they implemented it themselves
Some janny went on a banning spree because some naughty !chuds said cumtown was funny
Please post to /c/selfcrit when you get back
https://hexbear.net/c/selfcrit
"My Apology and Explanation" a 1200 word essay that references the Art of War because the poster sympathized with incels
public apology for unacceptably poor upmarsey activity I thought this one was going to be a joke, but it's genuinely two pages in Word to explain an updoot with a long discussion in the comments from moderators about the ethics of upmarseying in bad faith
!upmarseyrs thoughts?
These are just from the top few results, this is a goldmine
EAGERLY anticipating the upcoming manifesto on why I'm So Sorry, Cumtown is Not Funny
@Merryvann please implement /h/selfcrit here and allow the irredeemable chuds like
@HailVictory1776 to be freed if they write a long and appropriate enough seriouspost
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Pete Hegseth kicked off his day in Germany training with the elite Green Berets of 1/10 SFG, one of the U.S. Armyโs most formidable Special Forces units.
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) February 11, 2025
Never seen a US Secrtary of defense do this before . pic.twitter.com/I6OMMSU7tx
They should be more fat and black like SECDEF Austin and go out of commission for a week without telling anyone because they can't take care of their body.
- BWC : She has been thinking of becoming Catholic because its le heckin trad current thing now you r-slur
- HailVictory1776 : Didn't read. Too much effort
- eva_isaKONG : way too much effort. you're weird.
- LainShowers : Why did you post this on Election Day lmao
EFFORTPOST
Meet KenzieTuff - a 36-year-old
White Nationalist MAGA Tradwife Lutheran Asuka Cosplayer E-Thot who agrees that women should not have gotten the right to vote (
) and spends most of her time culture war griftposting on Xwitter and cosplaying as pro-White tranime girls to save the VVest and raise the fertility of the VVhite race through Tranime gooning
, or, Just launch the Rightoid Christcuck competitor to OnlyFans already
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Before I begin, I would just like to thank rDrama.net for this one, because I became aware that his foid existed due to this very post in here 2 years ago on her Xweet that went viral!
https://rdrama.net/post/55885/can-we-make-this-into-a
Anyhow....
Meet the future of Western Christian Conservatism

Imagine the most gorilla looking mandingo BIPOC you ever saw, blackest gorilla BIPOC ever, big, dumb, and sweaty with a meaty BBC tittyfricking this slut and spraying his load all over her. Making her licking the remains from his BBC and then he takes this whore and shoves his meat inside her kitty and pumps her for an hour before he roars a jungle gorilla roar after he empties his balls inside her and lets his Mandingo seed fertilize her womb. Then he keeps her as his personal cumslut were her lips are sealed to his BBC. Her body craving for a big, dumb, and violent gorilla BIPOC who will create BNWO with his BBC. White slutty women getting bred like farm animals by big black peepees that jackhammer their fertile pink kitties like there is no tomorrow, I've been a union contractor for over 20 years now and I have the experience to say just by looking at those pictures without a doubt, in my expert professional opinion that, that woman was constructed in such a way that she conforms to the rigorous set of building codes and standards that make her not only legally but also judiciously built for BBC.
!chuds !lutherans !coomers !weebs
(given how much buck broken by consumerism and xwitter grifting, I give 10 years until we start seeing Right-Wing Chrisitan porn studios and hentai artists popping up )
Here she is on generic GooberGate/ComixGate/WeebGate podcasts:
Anyways, who is this?
Totally sounds like what you would read on the Xwitter bio of an Asuka cosplayer!
She is a Lutheran:
But Lutherans are no longer terminally online based and redpilled Asuka enjoyers, and so she is now "just Christian":
But wait she still claims to be a Lutheran as recently as 30 October
Israel LE BAD because.... BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY?
I have seen more White people collectively defend Israel in the past 48 hours than I have ever seen defend their own existence. Really makes you think.
โ Mack (@kenzietuff) October 8, 2023
They unironically think I support Israel, itโs quite hilarious.
โ Mack (@kenzietuff) October 15, 2024
Unironic "my ancestors :)" posting:
My ancestors carved out Appalachia and my husbandโs ancestors were on the Mayflower- can you say the same, anon? Or do you prefer calling heritage Americans Jews because they donโt edge-post as much as you want despite them clearly agreeing with you? Piss off.
โ Mack (@kenzietuff) October 2, 2024
Zxister, I do not think that your Hyperborean WASP ancestors who built Appalachia () are proud of a descendant that is known for playing dress up as oriental cartoon girls at age 36 in softcore pornography, while spending the majority of her life shitposting about saving the white race through internet memes and copying Japanese society.
:
Cracking up. Pictured below: literally me
โ Mack (@kenzietuff) May 18, 2024
Mfw no Hoppean anarcho-capitalist Kurisu Makise Dr. Pepper loving Nazi wife pic.twitter.com/Y3NGVuHZn4
Despite being a turbogigachuddette MAGA lady, she is quite sympathetic towards the majority-White majority-Christian and highly-nationalistic nation of Ukraine , even though she opposes sending aid to it
Every Ukrainian citizen is a Nazi? โFree thinkerโ in bio being challenged in the head undefeated. pic.twitter.com/NsDvQYuQbW
โ Mack (@kenzietuff) January 21, 2024
I wish no one in White countries had to die, but Iโd certainly not look at them and tell them to quit fighting, no. Itโs interesting the narrative doesnโt ever swing towards Russia should stop, always Ukraine should give up. And I have Russian extended family ๐คทโโ๏ธ
โ Mack (@kenzietuff) July 27, 2024
It looks like you didnโt like when the United States bombed hospitals in the Middle East, but you said this about a hospital in Ukraine being bombed with children. Curious, I wonder what the difference is here for you. https://t.co/uZvUZfYdnP pic.twitter.com/Q5jy46h5WR
โ Mack (@kenzietuff) July 14, 2024
Because he jumped on the CRT is racist train? Where is his post calling for the military to be sent to schools preaching anti-White rhetoric to children? He wonโt send money to White Ukraine but heโll sure as heck send it to Israel.
โ Mack (@kenzietuff) April 22, 2024
Ever since Ukraine figures allegedly on the Dissident Right have been shilling Dugin + many RW anons are non-Whites protecting their own interests over the past few years.
โ Mack (@kenzietuff) March 22, 2024
That's fine, but I have far more in common with Christians in Ukraine than with Jews in Israel.
โ Mack (@kenzietuff) October 30, 2023
Ukraine has one of the lowest vaccination rates in Europe as of the end of last year- and you're using the current horrific situation for the citizens to push lockdown propaganda. Absolutely disgusting. Talk about "selfish." https://t.co/Gr3XGJDRfG
โ Mack (@kenzietuff) February 26, 2022
To be expected, she really loves the Honorary Aryans of Japan (but obviously not their moids tho )
When I went to Japan there was a ton of stuff flavored like this itโs amazing
โ Mack (@kenzietuff) October 8, 2024
Iโve been to Japan and cosplay Japanese characters, sheโs got no excuse
โ Mack (@kenzietuff) August 20, 2024
The United States could absolutely be like Japan by embracing two words: physical removal https://t.co/Jg2ugY7SvT
โ Mack (@kenzietuff) April 4, 2024
This one takes the cake in its low-IQ foidbrain take doebeit:
Anime is quite literally a tool used to promote families and breeding in Japan + seethe more + post physique https://t.co/knEASm3JGS pic.twitter.com/Jgim9Iu54E
โ Mack (@kenzietuff) July 9, 2022
TRANIME IS PRO-NATALIST PROPAGANDA TO MAKE PEOPLE WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE CHILDREN 







Zxister, if Tranime is a Jap psyop to make people go outside and have children, then it is the worst fricking psyop ever created in human history, it has resulted in the opposite effect to an unprecedented extent, because causing incels to out and turn into hikikomori gooners is surely how we will increase birth rates or something
More White foid nneeding at how Huwite men are incapable of lusting after Asian foids:
NOOOO YOU JUST CAN'T MARRY ASIAN WOMEN YOU FRICKING JEWISH CHAD ZOG CUCK GLOBALIST RACE TRAITOR, YOU MUST US MARRY ONLY US CHAD JAWLINE HAGS BECAUSE.... THE BIBLE SAYS THAT WYPIPO CAN'T MARRY ASIANS OR SOMETHING, YOU CAN APPRECIATE ASIAN FEMALE BEAUTY AND CONSUME JAP MEDIA 24/7 BUT YOU MUST NOT MARRY ASIAN WOMEN BECAUSE..... BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OK-AAAAACK!
ALSO HOLY CHAD JAWLINE BATMAN, IS ZXHE ACCURATELY COSPLAYING WESTERN FOID VIDYA CHARACTERS NOW?!?! 
Yep, this is going to my "List of White Nationalist Tradthots with
face
"
Anyways, a redscarecel said this:
Does anyone knows what video that is?
Furthermore, she is probably smart enough to know that if she got anywhere near close to the "Dissident Right" Trad Christian anime avatars, she would been subjected to non-stop harassment and unsolicited peepee pics from groypjeet gooners desperate for a Neo-Nazi cosplayer waifu to send aryan vegene and bobs sar pls, even doe she is 36 years old and already married
Some posts of her mocking Groypoids and "Dissident Right" loli catboy hard-working Americans for being cute twinks:
Even doe she sided with Hard-working American Straguentes two years ago, before the mass libertarian leaks in the Groypjeet "movement" became common knowledge:
New safe haven from censorship platform GETTR almost immediately banned Nick Fuentes btw ๐๐คก
โ Mack (@kenzietuff) January 4, 2022
Anyways, right after I finished writing all of this autism, @Eleganza has said that she has disowned cosplaying and has now grown up (
), so yeah, if you know any more cool stuff about this peak current year foid moment, be sure to post it here!
!ranchers !trump2024
@LainClowningAround
MORAL OF THE STORY?
TWFD
ASUK-ACK! LOST
M-ACK! LOST
NEON GENESIS EVABIPOCS LOST
WMAF WON
BWC WON
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Easily fixed by raising the minimum salary significantly and adding a yearly cost for maintaining the H1B, making it materially more expensive to hire from overseas than domestically.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 29, 2024
Iโve been very clear that the program is broken and needs major reform.
Iv'e been vrey claer that the program is broken and needs mjaor reform.
what happened to going to war oevr tihs issue?
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There is nobody that will give more credit to Elon Musk's involvement in the technology of his companies than his biggest detractors. Nertea, a prominent KSP modder just deleted all SpaceX parts in his mods and from the way he words it, you'd think Elon personally designed it lol pic.twitter.com/HoHtwNZVeu
— SpaceBasedFox (@SpaceBasedFox) February 12, 2025
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Lmao at thousands of people downloading Rednote (the version of tiktok that is actually owned by China) to spite the U.S. government, finding themselves having lovely interactions with the millions of Chinese citizens on the app & inadvertently undoing decades of U.S. propaganda. pic.twitter.com/2OVe06tTpz
โ abby (@abby4thepeople) January 13, 2025
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/7ecqW5Xwxa
โ Bird on Fire ๐ฅ (@nobodyknows2322) January 14, 2025
- Hopalong_McGurk : Mello alt
- Spiderman : U?
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Ladies take notes if you ever want to be wifed
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Powell, believing that he no longer faced execution due to double jeopardy, then wrote an abusive letter to the prosecutor and admitted that he attempted to r*pe Stacie and boasted about his crimes in detail, among several other taunting or threatening letters he sent to the victims' family. The letter to the prosecutor read, in part: "Since I have already been indicted on first degree murder and the Va. Supreme Court said that I can't be charged with capital murder again, I figured I would tell you the rest of what happened on Jan. 29, 1999 to show you how stupid all of y'all . . . are". He detailed how he told Stacie she could "do it the easy way or the hard way" and how she continued to resist him. He then stabbed her and stomped on her neck until she stopped breathing. "I guess I forgot to mention these events when I was being questioned. Ha Ha! ... Do you just hate yourself for being so stupid and for frickin' up and saving me?"
In fact, the principle of double jeopardy did not apply, since although his capital murder verdict had been vacated, he had not been acquitted of the criminal charge and was still eligible to be retried for first degree murder. Using the letter that Powell wrote, prosecutors indicted Powell again for the attempted r*pe and murder of Stacie Reed. Powell was once again convicted and was sentenced to death.
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Who should I ban next. Should I ban award @sandkwinn more? She said something mean to my girlfriend. I hate her. I hate Sandkwinn.
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for what? this motherlover is going to be looked at less favorably than james buchanan for the immediate consequences of his presidency (180)
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Ubie
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- Motorola538 : BIPOC
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Wojak
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If dramatard of the year was an election chart it was trending towards this:
but instead this is me, getting an assassination attempt solely because you the people voted for @_its_been_a_good_run and that was too much for the head jannie:
@_its_been_a_good_run love sucking peepee
Short men are often characterized by frequent hysterical and emotional outbursts.
Helpful [68] Not Helpful [4]- FreedomforChristmas : This was fun, thanks for hosting!
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!crossword I also have a question for you. I think there might be a couple of more mega crosswords left, but is there something else you would like to do after we run out? Or just keep to the Sat & Sun Crosswords?
Current Crossword:
LA Times, Sun, Jan 19, 2025
https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6849602-jund
SOLVED
NY Times, Sun, Jan 19, 2025
https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6849664-jisk
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LA Times, Sat, Jan 18, 2025
https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6849722-noct
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NY Times, Sat, Jan 18, 2025
https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6849742-jank
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SUPER MEGA, NY Times, Sun, Dec 13, 2020
https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6849420-treb
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Anyone pointing out that it's factually wrong, and the average r-slur won't get it anyway, is downmarseyd lol.
/r/neoliberal is just /r/politics lite