Its true. She is no more . @Keke-The-Adopted-Cat is dead . Ferociously killed by my alter ego and evil doppelganger, Lil N. She died a painful death—microwaved out of existence. Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat was my only source of affection and happiness . She helped me escape the darkness in my heart. I was so happy with her. I fed her cat food once every month, and she never complained . All she ever did was "meow

" You could ask her anything, and all she would reply with was "meow ".

"Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat, do you love me?"

"Meow "

"Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat jump "

"Meow "

"Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat, are you homosexual ?"

"Meow "

"Bad behavior, Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat. Stop or I'll declaw you"

"Meow "

Reminiscing about all the misadventures we went on together , like when we robbed a bunch of old , disabled , helpless yt ladies on the street , makes my heart melt . I'll miss those days. I'd go on, but my eyes are watering , and my hands are shaking like crazy . I tried huffing industrial glue mixed with cement to calm myself down, but it didn't help. So now, I'll end this farewell with a sweet message to my sweet cat , wherever she is. Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat, my sweet kitty , you were an angel in my life , and I'll always miss you. You completed me and helped me become a better person. NGL, you were kinda evil — remember how you bit off the nose of the fat kid in our neighborhood, lol ? But that still doesn't discount the fact that you changed me for the good. I still love you, and I always will .

With love and swag ,

Lil B for Little Bars

Based Freestyle for Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat(I'm the first rapper to steal drake's flow btw):

https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c4g3ve3ll21o

!hibernians

A Reddit post of a 23 tweet long Xitter thread about how President Elon Muskrat (PBUH) is stealing elections all over the world (don't worry, I didn't read it either) has turned people who believe reality has a liberal bias into tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorists Seriously, though, this subreddit has been getting more and more unhinged with each passing day. Even a few weeks ago, a post like this would have mostly been laughed off. Here are some of the funnier schizoposts in the thread:

I signed off of X when Canadian annexation was the big topic and people were outright calling for our conquest and to have our rights stripped away.

I feel like it's time for us and the EU to ban that shitass website. It's bullshit that the Trump Administration is threatening us with pulling out of NATO if we make the decision that his cronies propaganda site needs to go.

How dare America demand its allies support American interests like free speech! Things were much better when America enforced values like censorship and homosexuality in Botswana!

This freedom of speech thing is a very manufactured issue. I'm not too concerned about it because we Europeans legitimately don't want the type of 'free speech' you have in the US. There are reasons (genocide and war crimes) why we have restriction on some types of speech. I don't think that Musk and Trump understand the average European who is generationally affected by wars, unlike the US. There are collective memories that we have that Americans just don't have

Europeans have collective memories just like in my heckin Avatar movie!! Americans just don't get it!

Also, freedom of speech is a manufactured issue The European mind simply cannot comprehend anything other than censorship.

This is, in part, why I quit twitter

I genuinely have no idea how you can fight a mfr that owns the platform you're fighting on, besides burning it to the ground and making it irrelevant

Have these people ever tried simply being more interesting and influential? Maybe if they keep complaining on Reddit they will change hearts and minds!

Bros I think I'm tapping out, every single day my country self harms to the cheers and praise of cultist freaks. I just can't handle it anymore, I'm going to go touch grass and live in ignorance.

Another one bites the dust! Would be a good decision if he wasn't going to log off for a few hours then immediately come back.

I want to tune out but Im terminally addicted to my phone and the news, I need to go cold turkey

There will be massive election interference on Twitter as the German elections on Sunday approach.

There is absolutely 0 reason why the current ruling party would be ousted other than election interference… absolutely none…

can we get some eu social media replacements for once

Europe is a creatively dead and stagnant continent. This will never happen.

Librals are so fricking bad at social media and conspiracies. 23 screenshots and each has 1 paragraph.

Epic redditor moment when reality is too complicated to fit into a snappy meme with some wojaks for those with severe attention deficit.

Rdramabros… I don't like the way he just called me out like that…

Stay tuned for more because these people are only going to get more delusional by the day.

!Meowr !fakecels

Clearly my kind is not welcome here. You will all regret this.

"What are you saying on the Left again? 'Well actually the system is ok, guys! We don't know why they are trying to destroy the system! We need to defend the system!' You guys have been saying the system is completely fucked for over a decade now!" pic.twitter.com/7xrICJzzGu

— Destiny | Steven Bonnell II (@TheOmniLiberal) February 20, 2025

Text is taken from list 11 on this page.

https://www.cs.columbia.edu/~hgs/audio/harvard.html

https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/124b7yc/i_hate_phoebe_bridgers/

I had some recently that were cashews, almonds, pecans, pistachios and I think that's perfect. hazelnuts = too much like a fancy peanut, it's not the right venue for them. a 3% ratio of brazil nuts, what's the fricking point? they just want to be able to list a fourth thing.

Wait….if I fly home looking like this…. How am I going to look through passport control? The E-gates won’t work! ☹️😰 pic.twitter.com/kb8YkhqVF8

— Lord Miles Official (@real_lord_miles) January 28, 2025

this is the face of the catholic trad larperz

This post is obnoxious, but being obnoxious is not against the rules. Stop reporting this post because it doesn't break any rules. It's already been reported for "report button abuse" so you'll just get penalized by admins.

Proudly stolen from @autodrama

Now, this is where we need congestion pricing https://t.co/MyuhMVRpLE

— mark normand (@marknorm) February 19, 2025

https://old.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/comments/1id9fsw/trump_is_sending_30000_migrants_to_guantanamo_bay/

Amarna brought this archetype to my attention and I've never noticed it before. Seems like exclusively Millenials or dirtbag left types say "should have been shoved into a locker" or some variation with lockers. 100% drawn from the TV. Turn it off.

https://x.com/search?q=shove+locker&f=live

Not sure why it's so popular tbh. Trying some pop psych maybe it's peaked-in-high-school adults nostalgically hallucinating a higher status youth. Us vs the nerds. That, "dweeb" as insult and the lunch money thing compose the totally unreal 90s bully media tropes.

This stuff was never done, and the very online don't know it.

I think the only movie I have ever seen that was that bad was the Zack Snyder suicide squad movie. It was a total waste of 2 hours