Everytime time I see her she looks whiter than the last time. How is this not embarrassing for the African American community??

In this pic you see Elon Musk, Alice Weidel AfD and Friedrich Merz CDU

Sexplanation:

Soon the !germs will get eternally cucked by another lefty+conservative coalition. Despite that our shitlibs went into sneed mode not against the far right AfD but the conservative party CDU. They dared to share a single opinion with Hitlers reincarnation: "Maybe we have too much illegal immigration" So they voted last week for more border control but got help from the AfD. This made all the r-slurred lefties in the country go ballistic. They stormed CDU offices and demolished and sneeded around. But of course only in cities that are already pure lefty strongholds, yet the media portrayed this as a general opinion that our democracy is failing because of Friedrich Merz. There is the thing called "Brandmauer" => fire wall that is formally that no one should never ever work with the AfD! Under no circumstances, ignoring one quarter of Germanies voters

Enjoy the wild ride:

Nazi-Tutorial-Fire Wall

Ape-Trap

Merz holds the AfD Logo

That's a classy one

The Merkel Slap

WE'RE GOING TRAD!

Jesus destroys the C in CDU, it stands for Christian. Everybody knows Christianity is only saved by an endless immigration of muslims

You can kiss your crazy wife

Nothing more german than literal shit

The Tuxedo, 2x broken ribs, an injured paw, and some lacerations. After a night in the hospital, he is expected to make a full recovery. The same can't be said for the pibbles.

The velvet hippo wouldn't surrender its new play toy and turned on me when I tried to intervene. I gave the pibbles all 5 tines of a farmer's pitchfork. I lifted the bloody beast up and carried it to the barn. I wedged the handle in the dirt and pinned the velvet hippo to the barn.

It's like a Mortal Kombat fatality

With the pibbles elevated off the ground and skewered to the barn, it was no longer a threat. I then attended the injured cat.

The deceased pibbles had a collar. I notified the police. Animal control came out to make a report and take some pictures. The look on the officers face when she saw the pibbles pinned the barn was priceless. "Mother Fu*k, that's not something you see every day!"

The owner of the pitbull was charged for owning a dangerous dog at large and threatening public safety. Armed with the police report, I am now hiring an attorney and filing a lawsuit against the pibbles owner.

Also, I contacted the owner of the property whom I've known for decades. The tenants were not permitted to have a dog on the rental property. To avoid a second lawsuit, targeting the property owner, the landlord is evicting the tenants for violating the lease agreement.

I have no idea what the frick is going on at BPB lately. It used to have a stronger relationship to trolling (remember #PitBullDropoff?) before evolving into paranoid true crime foidery (would you rather meet a man or a pit bull in the forest?). At this point it just seems to be a place for surreptitiously getting off to animal violence. Lots of "pit bull gets kicked in the head by a horse" type videos. More recently people have started posting their badass 100% true stories about how they or their pets killed pibbles.

https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/1im0mac/pitbull_vs_tuxedo/mbzg8f7/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/1im0mac/pitbull_vs_tuxedo/mbzicqu/?context=8

OP continues to push it:

https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/1im0mac/pitbull_vs_tuxedo/mc0ztnb/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/BanPitBulls/comments/1im0mac/pitbull_vs_tuxedo/mc148qy/?context=8

Kill pibbles. Behead pibbles. Roundhouse kick a pibble into the concrete. Skewer pibbles with a pitchfork.

A small selection of posts:

https://old.reddit.com/r/BambooBabble/comments/1imnac2/the_comments_are_still_up/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BambooBabble/comments/1ikuok8/so_so_so_tight/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BambooBabble/comments/1hqglxa/immediately_banned/

https://old.reddit.com/r/BambooBabble/comments/1idpbta/cry_baby_maybe_put_your_tits_away_this_is_a/

The answer is no. Unless you want a divorce or to be miserable. There are small differences that are fine but you're talking about major values and that's a big no no.

You can disagree on the best NFL team (Go Birds 🦅) but for fundamental things, you must be on the same page or, as you mentioned, there will be lots of fights and resentment in the future.

You can disagree on stuff like sports teams, restaurants, vacation locations. As soon as your disagreements reach "Human rights", then you're in a major issue. You will be with someone who believes some people are destined and deserve eternal punishment for the love they show being different. Take that how you will

My reaction to the Cooper DeJean Pick Six pic.twitter.com/6QYGicvE89

— ThatsGoodSports (@BrandonPerna) February 10, 2025

Also shout out to Brandon Perna for believing in the exciting whites the whole season

UPDATE: Middle School IT tech Mason David Luxenberg aka "MasonL87" has deleted his Reddit account after researchers discovered credible death threats and other extremist commentary on his profile.

Follow @JR_Newswire https://t.co/ILTEwszU7y pic.twitter.com/hDFNl4WznF

— Justice Report (@JR_Newswire) February 7, 2025

That's all what I wanted to say

BREAKING: President Trump just announced: "The US will take over the Gaza Strip, and we will do a job with it, too. We'll own it and be responsible for dismantling all of the dangerous unexploded bombs and other weapons on the site. Level the site and get rid of the destroyed… pic.twitter.com/dnoMKDSQFA

— George (@BehizyTweets) February 5, 2025

Wake up babe, it's die for Israel O'clock

Now we know why the Jews didn't let the Dems rig the election.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-palestinians-leave-gaza-us-rebuild/story?id=118463249

hi rdrama

I got a few pings after people shared places I posted my most recent article, and that made me remember I've been neglecting to share them here lately.

can't have that. so here's my latest Drama

you may have already seen it but now you're seeing it from me, here

Enter BetDefinitely a transwoman. I feel it in my bones. - 28 bets

Enter BetTerrible driving? 100% biofoid. - 288 bets - WINNER!

Enter BetOnly a moid could be that stupid. - 29 bets

Enter BetWe'll never know (wins if we don't find out who the pilot was before 2026) - 8 bets

Send me the article when we find out, and don't yap at me if we already know who the pilot is because:

A. That just means the bet is literally free money.

B. I don't watch the news.

C. It's almost midnight. Go to bed.

D. :marseysassy:

!remindme 24 hours "close the helipcotper"

!bets

closed

This is all you need..

• Europa: The Last Battle.
• Zeitgeist.
• Hypernormalisation.
• Everything is a rich man’s trick.
• The Money Masters.

— Tyler (@TylerDurden) February 9, 2025

You left out Mein Kampf.

— REKT Specialist is unbanned! (Parody?) (@GoatRoper911) February 10, 2025

King asks about his favorite book's exclusion

Likely written by the Jews so no.

Thats the only way something goes into best seller that fast.

— Tyler (@TylerDurden) February 10, 2025

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans/comments/1ikrcb4/shout_out_to_the_security_guard_downtown/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans/comments/1ikqv0q/low_flying_helicopter/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans/comments/1ijvm8d/service_industry_super_bowl_tourists_vent/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans/comments/1ijfr6k/new_orleans_magic_tourists_disappear_during_big/

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans/comments/1iijkej/i_know_its_super_gras_but_is_it_basically_martial/

what is freestyle chess?

it is a variant created by the legendary racist bobby fischer where the last rank is shuffled up, tossing the opening prep out of the window.

FIDE, the big boss of chess, thinks they're the only ones who can use "World Championship". Freestyle Chess Players Club wanted to call their tournament a "World Championship" too, but FIDE wasn't having it. They told players to sign a waiver to stay cool with FIDE events if they played in Freestyle.

Things got spicy with both sides throwing shade. FIDE's CEO, Emil Sutovsky, said Freestyle Chess was just protecting the elite players. Freestyle Chess hit back, saying FIDE was pressuring players and even called for the FIDE president to step down.

After all the drama, Freestyle Chess agreed to drop "World Championship" from their promo stuff for the next 10 months. This was a move to keep things chill for a bit.

they are planning tennis like tour and F1 like point system.

the first Grand Slam 2025 Freestyle Chess Grand Slam Weissenhaus is going on rn. semifinals would start from tomorrow. would you like to bet?

tourney drama

magnus initially performed mediocre during the round robin phase, leading to people declaring him washed. currently he's playing games at 98% accuracy while eating fruits (banana)

caruana is rumored to have studied all 960 opening maps and has put the current FIDE world champ Gukesh in his place through straight upperhand matchups

sindarov, the last minute entrant, runner up of the qualifier has been upsetting people left & right. he even chose the tough matchup hikaru (the legendary streamer) for the quarterfinal, shocking everyone. currently playing the tiebreaker

prince ali, the topper of the round robin. current playing vincent (the weakest pick) and is losing lmao. edit: bozo lost

Greetings dramanauts. Today were gonna look /u/SashaButNotGray1. I found this specimen when scrolling through /r/probation . Our friend is originally from Texas where he got in a little kerfuffle . He accepted the plea for two years probation on a second degree felony charge to misdemeanor assault. He went to the best place for advice, Reddit dot com , for his new life on probation. This was three months ago.

https://old.reddit.com/r/probation/comments/1g63idg/accepted_plea/

Fast forward to today. Homie fled the county . He went to Europe . But not to Germany , Finland , or even Italy . He went to fricking Russia! Now he wants to get back to the good ol US of A because he learned what everyone in Russia already knows, Russia sucks . Now he runs back to the best place for advice, Reddit dot com. Jannies do their thing!

https://old.reddit.com/r/probation/comments/1ikgyhc/i_left_country/

Like every other r-slurred zoomoid, he's been rug pulled on a meme coin.

https://old.reddit.com/r/CoinBase/comments/1fbeqc8/cannot_get_my_jup/

https://old.reddit.com/r/CoinBase/comments/1fbet3e/coin_base_scam/

He's even got the zoomer haircut.

https://old.reddit.com/r/rhinoplastyquestions/comments/1citfhw/6_months_post_op/

Anyways, /u/SashaButNotGray1, best of luck to you. You stupid, stupid man.

highlights from this thread include:

https://old.reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1iksaim/comment/mbp3tmu/?context=8

yeah this super scary d&d nerd who wants to make america a monarchy is why you MUST vote blue no matter who

https://old.reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1iksaim/comment/mbp6o7s/?context=8

this very stable guy posts exclusively in rsp subs and /r/oldergenz

https://old.reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1iksaim/comment/mbpwbrg/?context=8

you have 30k comment karma in rsp subs over a few months

https://old.reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1iksaim/comment/mbp38tq/?context=8

redditor of 6 years calmed down because federal bureaucrats didn't quit

https://old.reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1iksaim/comment/mbpghly/?context=8

this cute twink actually unironically trotted out the "prep for tuesday" bit from /r/twoxpreppers lol

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXPreppers/comments/1go8o1g/prep_for_tuesday_not_doomsday_because_under/

https://old.reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1iksaim/comment/mbou456/?context=8

the usual callbacks to 2016-2020

https://old.reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1iksaim/comment/mbp5lbe/?context=8

autism man is going to use your social security number to launder money to buy video game items

its all so tiresome

@YALLAHblessYoTraplord this could be us but u playin'

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An educated citizenry is a vital requisite for our survival as a free people.Apple podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trumps-american-takeover/id928790786?i=1000687599740Slate https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/amicus-with-dahlia-lithwick-law-justice-and-the-courts/id928790786Spotifyhttps://open.spotify.com/show/7DpL32jgjwBTah8o9HQkBl?si=oDZr7d9WQPivjhddnonGswTrump doesn't want any constraints. He wants to be able to sign with a pen and do whatever he wants.MAGA performative cruelty is designed to accomplish two things. One is it's designed to develop scapegoats and people to blame, and to also create distractions from the consolidation of executive power going on with things like the restructuring of the executive office of the president, which doesn't seem as important because it doesn't leave bodies buried in the streets yet. Important, but a distraction. But here's the second. It puts everybody else in fear. Because if Trump can do this to anybody he pulls out of a ... (1)

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Trans women are women so denying them rights or space in places set up for women is transphobia. The question is why don't you want them in sports? Below are the most common misconceptions people have:MYTH"TRANS WOMEN HAVE A 'BIOLOGICAL ADVANTAGE' OVER CIS WOMEN."FACTEVIDENCE INDICATES TRANS WOMEN DO NOT HAVE AN ADVANTAGE & BIOLOGICAL DIVERSITY IS EVERYWHERE.In elite level sports, trans women are required to suppress testosterone in order to compete in the women's category, lowering T levels to cis women levels. There is no testosterone level advantage.Available evidence indicates trans women who haveundergone testosterone suppression have no clear biological advantages over cis women in elite sport.Consider that when cis men are good, they are praised. (e.g. Michael Phelps.) But when women - especially marginalized (Black or Brown and/or trans) women are good, they are accused of being unfair. (e.g. Serena Williams, Simone Biles, Sha'Carri Richardson, Caster Semenya, and many more.... (1)

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Moments ago Doxbin was compromised.

A group named "Tooda" has taken credit for the compromise.

In summary, administrative staff from Doxbin got into a verbal altercation with members of Tooda. Doxbin administration accused a Tooda member of being a pedophile.

Tooda retaliated… pic.twitter.com/aTIDodUfva

— vx-underground (@vxunderground) February 12, 2025

don't wanna link anything to make sure this abides with the rules and out of respect for the people extorted by the doxbin admins. there's probably a thread somewhere explaining the huge mess with the current owners if this topic piques your interest. there's around 500 entries, if I remember correctly they charged $100 for a removal, that means they made ~$50,000. sneako was one of the names mentioned, I did a quick look through and couldn't find anything else.