Popular breakfast chain ‘forced’ to add egg surcharge amid bird flu and rising prices https://t.co/kY4fdTJTbA pic.twitter.com/G7l2HlgVR3

— New York Post (@nypost) February 4, 2025

"um that's a slur"

IM GONNA SAY IT TRAAAAANNNNNYYYYY

Because who knows better than actual doctors and academics than two washed up youtuber s*x pests?

Run Spot, run.

What are other classic fake lines?

"Play it again, Sam"

"Beam me up, Scotty"

It's gold

Basically dude has a meltdown that says he has awesome life because he is working 18 hours a day and that he found a white not fat gf because he works 18 hours day. He tried to join Mormons to find a gf but he failed

https://foe-remains.gitlab.io/main_en.html

REMEMBER TO MANUALLY UNBLOCK /h/THE_DONALD

!the_donald !project2025 !trump2024 !trump2028

Getting surgery this week. Flying to 90210 for it. I can't find any women in nyc who find me physically attractive. I'm gonna be injecting about 8 peptides a day after this as well. Been taking a couple for about a month and I haven't noticed significant improvement but here's to hoping somehow taking a frickload more will do something.

I'm just feeling like nothing works. I deleted another dating app tonight because I spent 3+ weeks on it without a single match. This one didn't even have a chat feature and is new to the US. You just match and go on a date. No excuses of "you've got bad game" or something in the texts. Still not even one match after swiping every single day.

I'm going to be 35 sooner than later and I'm one of my surgeon's oldest patients for this particular surgery I'm getting. He says he doesn't get "older" men very often. Talk about being a fricking loser. I'm not supposed to be getting cosmetic facial surgery at this age - I'm supposed to be a dad but here we are.

Grim fricking world we live in.

https://apnews.com/article/migration-rubio-panama-colombia-venezuela-237f06b7d4bdd9ff1396baf9c45a2c0b

helo my friends - i am very new user. having fun a scroll... Haha!

Hopefuly we get along having fun together good time . Thanks and a goodbyes.

Okay made a slight improvement pic.twitter.com/XnBQLexnD7

— “Chili Sauce Critic” (@RicChili) July 14, 2024

Original for comparison

Two commissions down. One more to go.

Y’all better come get one of these! 🫦 pic.twitter.com/trVKqIsjKp

— RG (@RenderGoddess1) May 31, 2024

So I was sitting there the other day watching my girlfriend change the oil in my car, and I was getting pissed because she kept struggling when she tried to unscrew the filter. I was even more pissed than usual because I was playing videogames as I supervised her from inside the house, until I finally had to put the controller down and go outside to yell at her.

I stood out there in my underwear on a Saturday morning screaming at the top of my lungs. Then my neighbor, who's a total kitty, comes by and says "you shouldn't be yelling at your girlfriend like that." I wasn't going to stand there and just take it, so I socked him one right in the colon. His wife was bringing groceries inside when this happened, and as if it wasn't bad enough that I had to stop playing video games to go outside and yell, now this b-word was screaming at me like it was my fault.

I couldn't understand what she was shrieking about, as she was flapping her arms in the air and screaming. She started crying when she saw the busted colon I gave her kitty husband, so she took one of her shoes off and threw it at me. I caught the shoe between my pecs and I started to laugh like a pirate. Then she started walking towards me to take her shoe back, and there was no way I was going to let this b-word get near my chest so I body slammed her into a cactus that happened to be there. She got up and was uglier than before, so I did what I always do when women start to cry: I went back inside to play video games.

That wasn't the end of it though, it turns out the cranky old hag across the street saw all of this going on, so she came over to do what women do best: b-word. When I opened the door she was standing there in a partly transparent night gown, and it totally ruined the prospect of having a boner for at least 50 years. I was just starting to change my mind about the night gown when she started screeching at me and her stupid cat that she was holding started to hiss. So I took the cat and punted it over my neighbor's fence. She started crying "oh no! My cat! What have you done with my cat?!" I was laughing my butt off, then the b-word tried to scratch me so I gave her a round house kick and dislocated her hip. I was laughing so hard I shit my pants.

It really does seem like he fulfills the prophecies. There's a pinned post at top of that sub of a video of Donald meeting with some Israeli associates; apparently some Israeli's think Trump is the Messiah Ben Joseph. Is it possible a US-owned Gaza could be where the Third Temple is built?

People had lots of questions about my drowning child tweet yesterday - eg do I believe in infinite moral obligation? Rather than try to answer piecemeal, I'll just give my whole theory of morality and charity here so you can criticize it or let me know if it has unexpected…

— Scott Alexander (@slatestarcodex) February 3, 2025

This is my favorite video on the internet!! pic.twitter.com/nc0kEUW7A0

— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) February 1, 2025