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Tom Lehrer - Wernher von Braun
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:marseyniqab: Gaza is not for sale! :ma!rseyisiscry:

Good thing no one is buying it then :marseysmug2:

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Tesla :marseyelonpaypig: Insurance offering 10% Discount for Using Their Self Driving :marseysteer: BETA :marseyxd:

This totally won't backfire lol

https://www.tesla.com/support/insurance/fsd-discount#available

Related discussion:

https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/tesla-insurance-now-offering-10-discount-for-owners-who-use-fsd-for-50-or-more-of-driving-miles.35591/

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monthly website stats post (January 2025) :marseychartscatter:

Our stats:




Cloudflare stats (30 days):

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Google stats (30 days):




Chats by activity (30 days):

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 959 | SERIOUS MARRIAGE CHAT                    | @Rad_juju             |                3153
 631 | Football Chat                            | @SN                   |                1959
 905 | JJ & Comm                                | @Rad_juju             |                 802
 924 | Mario Party                              | @TriHard              |                 577
 922 | LuigiFuckers                             | @Kongvann             |                 433
 453 | Official CuteAndValid Chat               | @UncleAbortion        |                 388
 746 | πŸ•πŸ•The Dog LogπŸ•πŸ•                    | @Y                    |                 381
 452 | Britbong Rightoid Schizo Conspiracy Chat | @UncleAbortion        |                 210
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 182 | Mops and mop accessories                 | @Kongvann             |                 157
 806 | Official !hornyposters Chat              | @UncleAbortion        |                 151
  16 | FGCHAT                                   | @TrapEnjoyer          |                 141
 471 | @Patsy Did Nothing Wrong                 | @UncleAbortion        |                  97
 818 | Fedchat                                  | @HollyJollyJihad      |                  84
 320 | marital rape                             | @binturong            |                  79
 949 | Cat Chat                                 | @Rad_juju             |                  76
 988 | ART PROJECT                              | @BIGBILLYKONGDONG     |                  72
  47 | Gluewies 47                              | @UraniumDonGER        |                  51
 337 | rDrama.net Public Programming            | @Patsy                |                  48
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  87 | Tea Party Chat                           | @Drippo               |                  28
 957 | ive only gotten more racist              | @Pasty                |                  28
 117 | /fit/sisters (NO BOYS ALLOWED)           | @box                  |                  23
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 871 | JJ & SHILL                               | @Rad_juju             |                  22
 131 | Mountain Lions, Funny Dogs, Smoked Meat  | @Ambervixen_Fluffymug |                  13
 638 | We curl in the squat rack                | @seal_cel             |                  12
 401 | Bundeschat                               | @UraniumDonGER        |                  11
 666 | _666_ HOUSE EDGY SECRET CHAT _666_       | @YappingCat           |                  11
 162 | AI shitposting                           | @WaitingForSummer     |                  10
 543 | last bastion of inceldom                 | @seal_cel             |                  10
 101 | Chadcentral                              | @Losercel             |                   9
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 143 | Slackernews jannies                      | @SN                   |                   7
 606 | friendly dms between best friends        | @Patsy                |                   6
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we haven't been contacted by any law enforcement or governmental organizations in 2025 (or ever for that matter)

!metashit !nooticers !chat !chatchads

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Brock!

:marseyfluffy: :marseyhearts: :marseybow:

!animalposters !cats

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S*x dlol brohtel wey dem just open dey fully booked for weeks
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People really been camped out for literal days only to end up with nothing lmao (Chiraq got 0 HAHAH), this is gonna cause so much seethe about scalperchads

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1id6xzy/are_the_people_waiting_in_line_outside_of/

check these subs for more

https://old.reddit.com/r/Microcenter/

https://old.reddit.com/r/nvidia/

https://old.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/

Bestbuy online drop was sold out within 1 minute

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2025-02-04 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯Dear Americans. You will NEVER be forgiven./r/AskCanada (52K)47%20248
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜Voting eligible Americans who deliberately abstained in the 2024 ge.../r/AskReddit (52M)69%16719
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜The entire area around The White House is blocked off and restricted./r/pics (32M)62%10134
πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜The Best Way To Talk With A Fascist/r/theviralthings (173K)63%3745
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜How can I, 20F, best handle misogynistic comments from my 20M boyf.../r/Advice (2M)56%1681
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜My husband's Trump obsession has turned our home into a MAGA shrine.../r/stories (484K)60%1351
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜MAGA and Pro Trump restaurants to avoid?/r/ChicagoSuburbs (197K)61%1377
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Karoline Leavitt out the INSANE priorities of USAID over the years:.../r/XGramatikInsights (124K)59%1030
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜This is why I elected Donald J. Trump. Shut the IRS and Intelligenc.../r/conspiracy (3M)59%897
πŸ”₯πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Canada folded in a day./r/conspiracy (3M)54%698

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

ScorePostSubredditRatioComments
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜Dear Americans. You will NEVER be forgiven./r/AskCanada (52K)47%20248
πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Does anyone have a list of MAGA companies to not support?/r/Kirkland (8K)56%364
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜WY AA Bill allowing CRNAs to Supervise AAs passes Senate 29-2/r/srna (7K)46%129
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Canadians - if you feel the need to cancel your order VS is accomod.../r/VinegarSyndromeFilms (8K)54%141
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜The Best Way To Talk With A Fascist/r/theviralthings (173K)63%3745
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Local businesses to avoid?/r/Durango (10K)53%115
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Florida Panthers in the Oval Office/r/FloridaPanthers (35K)57%485
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜For anyone who can't make it to gump let's head downtown here/r/MobileAL (32K)50%353
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Snyderverse parallels. Brilliantly written and flawlessly executed..../r/SnyderCut (21K)56%252
πŸ€“πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜πŸ”˜Am I a loser for playing Video games/r/AskGames (45K)52%468

:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Marsey :marsey: cheats on fat Rusty :adore: :hump: with Serena :sneedbuddy: and it causes fat rusty to seethemax :derpinarage: beyond belief

@Rad_juju !animalposters

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:marseyhappening:rdrama.net finally exceeds 1,000 active users! :marseyhappening:

https://media.tenor.com/uwsw3oJt58oAAAAx/super-hot-sike.webp

It's Nigcon Nigvember but this totally isn't a chud site :#marseyaware:

Thanks Carp! :marseythumbsup:

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Kanye :marseyyakub: has GONE crazy :marseyinsane: on his X- the everything app TL
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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED The Official Donald Trump Jam
Community Note by @funky-minded-kong

The group switched allegiance, re-recording their formerly pro-Trump song "Freedom's Call" in 2020, with Biden's "Build Back Better" transitional slogan in the new lyrics

:#marseyridin:

Helpful [47] Not Helpful [3]
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Getting a Few Views!

I do not take the Instagram seriously, but its funny to see the slow gather of momentum!

!animalposters !cats

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:marseyrave: Two misogynistic Iranian Supreme Court justices were just shot dead :marseyrave:

The assassin increased the moid suicide rate too

!moidmoment was he one of the few good scroteoids?

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Chudgaf has some thoughts on Anthony Mackie acting all uppity.
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Chuds (Sacramento County Sheriffs) arrest brave resistance hero (political cartoonist) on CSAM possession charges (yes he accused people he didn't like of libertarianism)

twitter archive

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737054547tphsGkJ9LdzVAg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737054547GM16gaXbEsOlqw.webp

And yes, he was fricking also the fricking worst thing imaginable... a patron beggar

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737054547-2ibvFnJ7swD_g.webp

Just remember, chuds, news is fricking fake via https://www.candorville.com/ webzone and https://www.candorville.com/rudy-park/ subwebzone

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737054548BCsjK6E6wt6D1g.webp

Suffer not a fricking cartoonist among you, chayt.

E: swear on me fricking mum the fricking archive sites are fricking getting slower and more overloaded by the fricking day.

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NOW LIVE! Solve the weekend crosswords with us at 2:30 EST/11:30 PST. (WERE DOING SOME MORE TODAY)

!crossword

LA Times, Sunday, Feb 2, 2025 - "Silent Partners"

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6947069-fect

SOLVED

NY Times, Sunday, Feb 2, 2025 - "Two-for-One Special"

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6947074-vesk

SOLVED

LA Times, Saturday, Feb 1, 2025

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6947079-jank

SOLVED

NY Times, Saturday, Feb 1, 2025

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6947081-sphob

SOLVED

The Crossword: Monday, Jan 27, 2025 (New Yorker, thought I would try this. Mondays are the hardest puzzles in the New Yorker)

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6947101-troff

SOLVED

Daily Cryptic Crossword (2025-02-02) (this is British but also pretty easy cryptics)

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6947077-treb

SOLVED (BARELY)

MORE NEW YORKER CROSSWORDS AFTER

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6947660-plash

SOLVED

https://downforacross.com/beta/game/6947719-sunt

SOLVED

THANKS FOR PLAYING

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Momma's with their Babies :marseyimmaculate:

Sheila has been vet approved to chill with other cats :marseyletsgo: the boys have had majority contact. Mostly positive, but the size differences piss Sheila off!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738272603Te14eWbNFLEL9g.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17382726057MVQfXY3j8_fKQ.webp

:marseypeace: :marseybow:

!animalposters !cats

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"They" keep posting bait like this in people's feeds... There's a lot of it now and it never happened at this rate before. The Drama gods are good. :marseypraying: :marseypray:

1. :marseysmug2: "so you guys invented slavery?" :marseyblack2: "you invented ugly"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737490836cnSMiM9dA7qnQg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737490836-GHkjHb_VpWCmw.webp

2. :marseychud: " no one in my family is the color of :marseydookie:" :marseyetika: "okay cave boy"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17374908368CZ6yUPQoJGGTA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17374908364UiZNis3wci7-w.webp

3. :marseykween: "darn... did we have any attractive ancestors?" :yakub: "you'd have fit in back then" :marseykween: :marseyyass: "Doubt that. I'm gorgeous, dusty"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737490837MWpbiuPFlkFcQw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737490837Z1aR0PVpT6sKeQ.webp

Pinay deletes post but it must have been good as she caused a lot of seething lol

4. :bobateagirl: "..." :shyyt: :blacktears: :marseydynamite: " :marseyraging:"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737490837E5pxPh47Yvms2g.webp

5. :marseykente: "this is the truth!" :marseyrussianmutt: "no this is pure bullshit!" :marseykente: "okay drunky" :marseyrussianmutt: "show my evidence you dumb neighbor"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737490837Us9d_ITHXjDbnQ.webp

Pinay girl is back lol

6. :bobateagirl: chud posts

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737490837xTUvldLkGhqWnw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737490837-QXtjIN0c3gtJw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737490837hXVO7_ChMEgeTg.webp

Guy has fun and posts the "my ancestor" meme... black guy doesn't get it...

7. :marseyderp: "my ancestors" :marseyblack: "you a USA citizen?" :marseyderp: " no, I'm an anomalocaris" :marseyblack: "worry about your own disgusting country" :marseyconfused2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173749083702NMTCvAVv_0zg.webp

Boomer posts gif of black guy stealing stuff and running away :marseyxd:

8. :boomerportrait: :chudsmug: posts chud gif :marseybipocmerchant: "chudposts harder*

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737490838ONm33tmG_NiaYw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737490838yFTBGoRc101n2w.webp

9. :chadblackyes: "the pale cave monkies hate African people! Africans are the original people. Podcast coming soon!" :marseyemojilaugh:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737490838YM8b40YP6WC8SQ.webp

10. Some random posts lol

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737490838HcWWH8teA4849Q.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737490838oTxoiZws4Wl8ww.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737490838241uQcsdOVvUQA.webp

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Halftime Score: Kansas City Chefs 0 vs The Other Team 24. Travis Kelce is Sleeping on the Couch Tonight.

Tay Tay don't frick no losers.

:tayno:

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Accountability :marseystonetoss:

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IT'S FRIDAY IT'S FRIDAY IT'S FRIDAY POST CUTE ANIMALS ITT

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738333784bMxfPfR2JRpYNA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738333785BziiX4WkjV5UIg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738333785rnw1Q_-8vQ-4Zw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17383337851o_ZqV3o9xb6pg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738333785qbRQBKUZ9yj_YA.webp

YES, I shamelessly stole these from /r/tinyorangekittens

POST MORE CUTE ANIMALS

!animalposters DUTY CALLS

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!bookworms last week GRRM wrote an update on the new HBO schlock adaptation of his Dunk & Egg novellas.

Did I just read the words "Finish" and "Winds" in the same sentence? Am I dreaming? George? Are you promising me personally that WINDS OF WINTER will be complete by end of fiscal year 2025? In time for the holidays? Did you say that? I'm just going to go around believing that now.

OMG, A TWOW MENTION :#soyjakwow:

I can feel some new year optimism from George. I'm super excited for the Dunk and Egg adaptation, it looks good.

THIS TIME FOR REAL GUYS

https://old.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/1icwbb4/am_i_crazy_for_believing_grrm_about_twow_spoilers/

No. The super-cynical posture some people take here that he's not working on it at all, is some kind of fraud, etc. is just a perverse form of copium. It's just a way for people to not get their hopes up. It's pretty obvious that he's trying to get it done but he's slow, it's hard, and he has a lot of other things going on. But it's pretty obvious that he's been working on it and probably has a ton of material at this point. What that means about him being close to an actual release date or anything like that is less clear.

Asoiafbros, will Dany finally leave Westeros? Will Ser Robert Strong kill the faith of the cucks champion? Is Aegon fake? Is the pink letter real?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17386199351BOjFtEo_oqgdQ.webp

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The fruitiest sassiest GIRLY ever is shocked his friend thought he was gay!!!!

					
					

This guy is a sigma maxer who was practicing the 44th law of power https://i.rdrama.net/images/17387702742WUEng05Ldbk0A.webp

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