Jury orders Greenpeace to pay pipeline company $660 million — This will put Greenpeace into banlruptcy.https://t.co/nWpJjhIwvK pic.twitter.com/aMeaWv99sa

— Tony Seruga (@TonySeruga) March 20, 2025

Delicious Reddit tears

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1jfk5h1/jury_finds_greenpeace_liable_for_hundreds_of/

https://old.reddit.com/r/environment/comments/1jfsxog/greenpeace_must_pay_us660m_over_dakota_access/

https://old.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1jf6t7n/jury_finds_greenpeace_liable_for_hundreds_of/

Bonus (old) Greenpeace r-sluration

When are you paying for all damages you caused #Peru in 2015 when you attacked the Nazca lines (an archaeological monument)? You have not paid a cent of the fine already imposed by courts. pic.twitter.com/YexZjZvQGx

— Alvaro Díaz Bedregal (@adiazbedregal) July 27, 2021

https://old.reddit.com/user/7A136F2A6F8D721D (contains NSFL gore hentai inside)

Look at the profile of the poster.

Random alphanumeric string for account name. Account created in January, immediately became moderator of more than a dozen subs, mostly porn (and quite disturbing porn too). Huge amount of post karma even though none of the poster's posts appear to have much engagement. Posts the same anti-Hamas story to multiple subreddits.

This is an Israeli bot, for sure.

This account moderates the sub of some literally who obscure character from shounenslop, and he posts cannibal gore hentai of her !moidmoment

https://mato-seihei-no-slave.fandom.com/wiki/Fubuki_Azuma

>when your dead internet has become so dead that the moderator of a "Christian" forum is a 2-month-old account that posts cannibal gore porn on his main account

!palestine !nooticers

Hello I have a large boat and live on it on a trailer. I will go fight fire again and go to hotshots and helicopter, dig line and shoot fire from gun real good all summer v after the summer I need to rent out like a warehouse or a barn somewhere inthe southwest or Texas. Maybe Louisiana or Florida but that's longer drive and I am lazy. If you have a big barn or whorehouse I can do paint and expoy work in, and you don't mind me sleeping and smoking in it I will give you $1000 especially if it has a shitter

October??

“let’s just use google sheets it’s basically the same as excel” pic.twitter.com/OQXccGKU0L

— sophie (@netcapgirl) March 5, 2025

🚨🇺🇸MAN RAMS CYBERTRUCK WITH MINI ATV - CYBERTRUCK WINS

A man was arrested after crashing his mini four-wheeler into a Tesla Cybertruck, apparently unaware the EV has 1.8mm bulletproof stainless-steel doors.

The Cybertruck barely flinched.

He was charged with felony criminal… pic.twitter.com/52uN7Ssxud

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 26, 2025

!bookworms Smugposting thread for our litcels

Which books and authors do you think are filters for plebs?

i know TLDR but still. canada can't be real

I think the appearance of stuff like the new netflix show "Abolsence" or however you spell that is a sign of an onset of mass hysteria around incels. Incels don't pose much of a threat to anyone most of them don't even go outside. the number of incels murdering people is dwarfed by the number of s*x havers who murder their partners. Women shouldn't be fearful of the hypothetical incel waiting in a dark alley somewhere waiting to pounce, they should be worried about the misogynistic men who are attractive and sociable because these are the ones who they are most likely to encounter and be vulnerable with.

Gentlemen. It is with deep regret I must inform you that the left can meme. https://t.co/2ybb48RuXk

— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) March 26, 2025

I'm in therapy for anorexia and my therapist believes in HAES/Fat Activism adjacent stuff. I don't know what to do, I can't trust anything this woman says because she's already proven herself stupid. I tried posting about this elsewhere on reddit and got a lecture on how imporrrtannntttttttt fat liberation is.

This therapist said bmi is bs and only exists because of "societal fatphobia". She asked me if my eating disorder makes me judge fat people, and I said kinda, yeah, and she started socratic questioning me on what fat means. Come on b-word, we both know.

At least this one didn't ghost me like my last one, but I don't know if I can contain myself from arguing against her BS this time. I have a session in 40 minutes.

Now announcing #UMD’s 2025 Commencement Speaker: @KermitTheFrog! 🎉💚

The beloved Muppet and legendary frog will return to the campus where he was created to share an inspiring message with our 2025 graduates.https://t.co/YAOW6cLqKy | #UMDGrad @TheMuppets pic.twitter.com/aSql864mX4

— Univ. of Maryland (@UofMaryland) March 26, 2025

Apparently you can post dog-fricking on Fansly.

Move over Onlyfans!

!foidmoment

As we're on our way to the nuthouse, I should provide some additional context. These days I get horribly sick when I drink, so continuing to be an alcoholic is no longer feasible. I've been told over and over by everyone that if I just quit drinking my problems will go away. So I figure that now is the time when I really have to take my demons head on before it's too late. This isn't really me thinking logically, I'm just completely out of options and this is my hail Mary. I'm going to go there and fully cooperate no matter how much it makes my skin crawl.

Actual footage of my journey there.

Arrive at the nuthouse. Get asked the same questions yet again: what happened, what are your symptoms, etc. that literally dozens of people have asked me in the last week, many of them several times. And of course they took away anything like a phone that I could use to record wtf happens in there. At first they're relatively reasonable though. The supervisor says I'm allowed to keep my current grippy socks instead of replacing them with identical grippy socks like the rules say. I was even allowed to skip the piss test on the grounds that I've been in a carefully-controlled hospital for a week. So far these people seem remarkably reasonable and willing to bend the rules for really obvious common sense.

But right about now is where I see the first warning signs in hindsight. I was sent here for mental health services but the doctor "suggests" I should go to the detox unit because maybe I'll somehow go into alcohol withdrawal again. That makes no sense to me, but I know better than to refuse a "suggestion", and besides I assume this guy must know his job better than me. In hindsight, I can't help but wonder if that was more lucrative.

As drunk, my poetic justice is high anxiety.

At least in this detox ward they give me a tablet so I can finally get back in touch with you, my beloved dramanaut family. I kick back and wait for the bottom b-word nurse to come and explain to me what their program is. It's pretty late though so she doesn't make it that night.

Now is when I run into a really huge red flag that would have made Lenin proud. The peon nurse is giving out my sleeping meds. Knowing how these people operate, I make sure to ask exactly what I'm being given. Sure enough, she's up to something. She's trying to slip something funny in there. It's to help me sleep, but it's not diphenhydramine (Benadryl, ZZZQuil) And it's supposed to calm me but it's not... Well there's a dozen things that could do that. If she wanted something that does both, hydroxyzine (Vistaril) would work.

Instead she's trying to give me a drug only rarely used in real life but popular in mental wards for keeping patients slow and docile. I refuse it and explain why. That's probably the moment they decided I had to go. The only thing worse than a patient who knows what you're prescribing is one who knows why.

They sure don't like it when the patients get uppity.

Of course I'll never know since doctors who prescribe drugs at hospitals invariably do so from some office in a distant far-off wing of the building. Do we even know if he really exists? The nurse could just go play Candy Crush for a half hour and make it up themselves for all we know. The only thing you can be sure of is that you'll never be able to confront him about any controversial prescription because he's really busy until he's off duty.

At this point my instincts correctly told me to go defensive and assume the whole facility was going to go aggro on me, but I was determined to see this through to the end.

!schizos Next episode: Confrontation with Nurse Bottom B-word.

A declassified CIA document claims that the Ark of the Covenant—the legendary gold-covered chest said to house the Ten Commandments—was discovered in 1988 through secret agency tests.

The document originates from Project Sun Streak, a remote viewing program in which a psychic… pic.twitter.com/KkIjgj348N

— Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) March 26, 2025

Article link

Shorter version:

The CIA conducted experiments in the 1980s with individuals who claimed they could perceive information about distant objects, events or other people.

The report details one of these tests where Remote Viewer No. 032 was given coordinates to locate a target, and they described the Ark of the Covenant hiding in the Middle East.

'The target is a container. This container has another container inside of it,' the document states. 'The target is fashioned of wood, gold and silver.... and it is decorated with [a six-winged angel].'

The remote viewer continued to say that the coffin-shaped object is 'located somewhere in the Middle East' and saw people in the area speaking Arabic.

The remote viewer, however, was not told that they were searching for the lost covenant before the experiment began.

But this CIA document — a remnant of the mysterious 'Project Sun Streak' — suggests the US government has known where the Ark is for years.

In the 1970s and 1980s, the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) and several other intelligence agencies including the CIA employed individuals 'alleged to have paranormal capabilities' as means of acquiring intelligence about 'distant events.'

Project Sun Streak attempted to use psychics known as 'remote viewers' to gather intelligence on targets using only coordinates.

The psychic described nearby buildings that resembled Mosque Domes and individuals 'clothed in virtually all white' with 'black hair and dark eyes.'

'One figure I homed in on wore a moustache,' they wrote.

'The target is hidden — underground, dark and wet were all aspects of the location of the target.

'The purpose of the target is to bring a people together. It has something to do with ceremony, memory, homage, the resurrection.

'There is an aspect of spirituality, information, lessons and historical knowledge far beyond what we now know.

'The target is protected by entities and can only be opened (now) by those who are authorized to do so — this container will not/cannot be opened until the time is deemed correct.'

The psychic goes on to say that time comes, the 'mechanics of the lock system will be found to be fairly simple,' and that anyone who attempts to open the container by prying or striking will be 'destroyed by the container's protectors through the use of a power unknown to us.'

The rest of the report features sketches and scrawled writings that the psyching presumably made during the remote viewing session.

These include drawings of what appear to be the features of a building, a mosque with a domed top, eight 'mummies' lined up beside each other, a wheel and a winged-creature called a 'seraphim.'

The document also includes multiple lists of seemingly-random but ominous words, such as 'death,' 'forbidden,' 'protected,' 'scared,' 'destroyed,' 'pain' and 'anguish.

!schizomaxxxers

Thank you @bransonpolice for using your taxpayer funding to put this dangerous man behind bars. The many pedophiles in your town and likely on your payroll can sleep easier tonight thanks to your tireless work 🙏

— rDrama.net (@rdramanet) March 26, 2025

(((Goldberg))) and was born in Brooklyn, New York, the son of Ellen and Daniel (((Goldberg))). His grandfather was from the shtetl of Leova, Moldova.

(((Goldberg))), who is Jewish, left college to

move to Israel.

He served in the Israel Defense Forces

during the First Intifada as a prison guard at Ktzi'ot Prison, where Palestinian participants arrested in the uprising were held. There he met Rafiq Hijazi, a Palestine Liberation Organization leader, college math teacher, and devout Muslim from a refugee camp in the Gaza Strip, whom (((Goldberg))) called "the only Palestinian I could find in Ketziot who understood the

moral justification for Zionism".

Many years after his first trip to Israel as a teen, becoming a dual Israeli citizen,

Goldberg recalled the sense of empowerment he had felt Israel embodied.

While in Israel, he worked as a columnist for The Jerusalem Post.

Michael Massing, an editor of the Columbia Journ*lism Review, called (((Goldberg))) "the most influential journ*list/blogger on matters related to Israel", and (((David Rothkopf))), former editor and CEO of the FP Group, called him "one of the most incisive, respected foreign policy journ*lists around." He has been described by critics as a liberal, a Zionist and a "frequent critic of Israel".

The New York Times reported that he "shaped" The Atlantic's endorsement of Hillary Clinton in the 2016 United States presidential election, only the third endorsement in the magazine's 160-year history.

In a late 2002 debate in Slate on the question "Should the U.S. invade Iraq?",

(((Goldberg))) argued in favor of an invasion on a moral basis,

writing, "So: Saddam Hussein is uniquely evil, the only ruler in power today—and the first one since Hitler—to commit chemical genocide. Is that enough of a reason to remove him from power? I would say yes, if ((('never again'))) is in fact actually to mean ((('never again.')))"

(((Glenn Greenwald))) called (((Goldberg))) "one of the leading media cheerleaders for the attack on Iraq," saying (((Goldberg))) had "compiled a record of humiliating falsehood-dissemination in the run-up to the war that rivaled Judy Miller's both in terms of recklessness and destructive impact." In his 2008 article in Slate titled "How Did I Get Iraq Wrong?", (((Goldberg))) explained why he initially supported the Iraq War and wrote that he "didn't realize how incompetent the Bush administration could be."

!goyim This dude supported the Iraq invasion on account of his Zionism and also caused the media to endorse Hillary Clinton's campaign. The Jews literally do control the media and government. Not incidentally, but as Jews for the glory of Israel.

I think the one nuggest of common internet advice that I've really come to HATE lately is: JUST READ MORE BOOKS BRO

HOW ABOUT I FRICKING STICK A KNIFE UP YOUR FRICKING NOSE CUTE TWINK????

I fricking hate books and reading. I fricking hate myself. In fact, just earlier today, I was trying a read a FRICKING BOOK TODAY, I got FROM THE LIBRARY. I DONT KNOW WHY I DO THIS TO MYSELF. It's like I can't help it as part of my chinkmaxxing as a chink bugman programming. I was trying to read, because my dopamine receptors are completely fried, and I just needed to do something slightly different than gooning or AImaxxing to pass some time, and like a STUPID BUGMAN CHINK, on a SATURDAY, by MYSELF, because I HAVE NO FRIENDS, NO S*X LIFE, OR ANYTHING BETTER TO DO, I went to the library like A STUPID FRICKING CHINK NERD, to read a cute twink book that would get me lynched if CHADS had absolute rule over America.

Only to read 2 pages of some fricktard author describing trees like a fricking cute twink, I was reading TWO FRICKING PAGES OF DESCRIPTIONS ABOUT TREES, AND IM THINKING WHERE ARE THE FRICKING TITS, WHEN IS SOMEONE GONNA GET SHOT??? WHY CANT YOU JUST THROW IN THE WORD BIPOC EVERY PARAGRAPH?? IM FRICKING SERIOUS.

THE PROBLEM IS READING BOOKS IS THAT READING BOOKS IS NOT COOL OR STIMULATING. ESPECIALLY "good" books. The kind of books JEW professors tell you to read. NO TITS, NO THONGS. It's just a waste of fricking time. I just want to read cool words and get to the point. Why do pretentious authors need TWO FRICKIGN PAGES to describe a FRICKING TREE. All books are like this. You don't "really" need books.

This spectacularly gay LIBERTARIANLICATION of books as TROPHIES OF KNOWLEDGE. I may not have a WIFE, but I have BOOKS. I AM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU I READ

Everything is a fricking trophy and I fricking hate it, and I see it for what it is.

Look at this cute twink. He's a cute twink because he has a bookshelf behind him, and he cares that you think he read some of them. Gay cute twink John Waters said famously:

"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't frick 'em!"

WHOA, that guy with the bookshelf behind him, reads, he surely fricks . I will keep that in mind as an incel who never ever had somebody at my place to potentially frick. AND THE IRONY IS THAT I DO HAVE BOOKS. Many books. I mean, look at almost every cute twink influencer that has their "influencer" setup so the bookshelf is behind them as they peddle you with knowledge like TAI LOPEZ. Reading is NOT ABOUT READING. It's a scam. It's namedropping. It's business cards. I know an author you dont. Oh, you know that author, you're cool, how about I give you my business card, so we can do JEW shit. Being in the club. You don't learn anything from spending a lot of time reading books. Nothing important. Nothing worth remembering. You don't get skills from books. Books aren't an interaction. Books are just a vastly inferior form of intellectual masturbation. You only learn things,, in my opinion, by like actually doing things and reading as little as possible to help you do more.

I mean that's basically the point of AI and why our intellectual capabilities increase using AI-- BECAUSE IT DRASTICALLY REDUCES READING TIME TO GET TO THE FRICKING POINT.

And dont even get me started on the worst category of books, which are the most peddled books by gurus and advice-hustlers: SELF HELP BOOKS, BUSINESS BOOKS, AUTOBIOGRAPHIES OF CEOS. If you ever read one of these I hope Alek Minassian rams you over with a van and backs up over and over to make sure your body is flattened like a tattered pie of DiGiornos. If you read one of these, its the intellectual equivalent of letting the narcissist who wrote this useless drivel jizz all over your mouth. And then you lick it up, and say YASSSS QUEEN . The entire genre of self help is fundamentally written for LOSERS. Just total frickign stupid losers. Stupid two digit IQ losers just asking to get scammed. Because only total stupid fricking losers would buy a SELF-HELP BOOK, and READ it.

Self-help is written for LOSERS just like us, so we are in fact the most preyed upon demographic to waste time reading. Because we know we have time to waste because we have nothing going on in our lives. And we all stupid, gullible people. Think about it-- who else would actually read A SELF-HELP book??? Do people who frick read self-help books? Do they even read? I mean we all just wanna frick. So why should I have to read, when I wasted my entire life being forced to read absolute shit-- how the frick can reading more, when I spent my whole life reading already, how the frick can that help me???? It's literal insanity. And the worst part is that these fricking losers like us who BUY self-help books like a FRICKING LOSER, dont even end up reading or even finishing self-help books, BECAUSE LIKE I FRICKING SAID EARLER

ITS ALL THE FRICKING SAME, just like I was talking about with the "highbrow jew" book-- TWO FRICKING PAGES OF TREES every fricking book is like this; WHATS THE FRICKING POINT I GIVE UP. It's like we all know in our animal brain, as we are struggling to get thru these TWO FRICKING PAGES OF TREES, that book readin' has to be a waste of time, but due to our depleted sense of intellectual self-esteem, WE DRUGE ON like zealous fools. Continuing on with a book that is an obvious waste of your life, for the hope you will learn something deep, is no different than praying to Jesus for a McMansion.

The problem with books. The problem with reading. And especially, the problem with reading self-help books. Is that it's a loser activity, a scam, a waste of lives, our souls, and most importantly, our own intellectual self-esteem-- for only a fricking inecure loser would feel belittled at the thought that perhaps he may be "poorly read" in comparison to some cute twink influencer who keeps a BOOKSHELF behind him as he films himself peddling to you shit you dont need.

We could have used this time reading, by doing things that actually help us cope, like gooning, or even creating something, or doing an actual activity that has actual material consequence in society. Just anything other than READING TWO FRICKING PAGES ABOUT FRICKING TREES.

The only trophy rooms I respect are anime caves that have no hope:

ST FLUFFYCEL is coping, while too many cute twinks are wasting time reading books that will keep them trapped in a treadmill of their own intellectual insecurities.