who else fucking hates these pic.twitter.com/pI3MUVoOtB

— Verdure🏳️‍⚧️🍉 #1 Colette Fan❤️❤️❤️ (@VerdureIvy) May 7, 2024

MY BUTT CAN NEVER FOCUS WITHOUT STIMMING AND FIDGETING AAAAAAAAAGGGHHH

eye contact is the hardest thing on earth HOW DO PEOPLEDO IT

This is not my meme I just haven't seen anyone reply with it yet

Posted unfunniest meme award

they had absolutely no reason to do these they fr just hated kids

this poster made it feel illegal to have adhd

the "just don't be neurodivergent ❤️" posters

Every single bit of repressed elementary school trauma bubbled to the surface when i saw this shit

It literally sounds like propaganda

Emphasis is put on certain words

All text is aligned, and the main actor is clearly visible, making it easy to communicate the message to the viewer

Said text is written in a very direct way, calling for immediate action

This is propaganda

bunch of zoomers pretending like they have autism in the replies

Posts from the 3rd grade home room

All you need next is armed raised and yelling seig hail

Me when a black woman is speaking

A scene so awkward and stupidly written that it created an entire ecosystem of memes. https://t.co/J40TDwdFzw

— Leman Walters (@LemanWalters) May 13, 2024

!kino

https://twitter.com/britpopforali/status/1790007485337604480

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https://twitter.com/MJ_Peterson_69/status/1790007861751242984

https://twitter.com/MantisRe1igiosa/status/1790006808494383291

https://twitter.com/__Rolfy/status/1790024649096483312

Archive link to article for povertycels: https://archive.md/dQdUP

Signing off on the suicide pact

So what? Let it happen. Too many people anyway. Let societies collapse.

Good there's way too many fricking people The earth was fine a little while ago when there were only like 4 billion of us let's get back to that

Nor should it. The world has too many people, as evidenced by how quickly we are wasting our resources, polluting the world, and killing off every other living creature.

lol. Enough babies for what? To maintain the capitalist approach to life? Awwww... whatever will we do?

Isn't this a good thing? Because of sustainability, climate changes, resources?

Don't worry, AI/robotics will save us

Robotics, automation and AI will solve this. Please stop this BS about low birth rates when we have an over populated world filled with pauper people willing to work for a bowl of rice. The only ones that benefit from having more people are the rich that can keep exploring workers.

Well it's a good thing the robotics/AI revolution is upon us. This isn't really an issue and this article is no better than fear propaganda.

The future belongs to those who show up. Support Catholic Christian Nationalism

If you ever wanna know why capitalism sucks, think about how many people you've known who wanna open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat) if they ever get rich vs how many rich people ever actually open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat).

— Josh Ellis (@jzellis) May 13, 2024

If you ever wanna know why capitalism sucks, think about how many people you've known who wanna open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat) if they ever get rich vs how many rich people ever actually open a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat).

Like, the world would undeniably be a happier place if every town had at least one 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat). People would go there all the time. But maybe not enough to make a constantly increasing profit. Maybe not even enough to pay extortionate rent.

https://twitter.com/jzellis/status/1789815036166214092

Innovation is figuring out how to make a 24 hour coffeeshop and bookstore (with a cat) work in your town, not making VR goggles nobody has a use for or making phones so thin they blow away if you leave em on a table outside. Innovation is doing more with less, not less with more.

https://twitter.com/jzellis/status/1789815059201380413

Would you rather have a slightly thinner laptop that answers questions incorrectly with some built in AI chatbot, or a used record store where you can go and ask the nerd behind the counter what a good place to start with hardcore is?

https://twitter.com/jzellis/status/1789815061411770519

Mother's Day is not for:

Women who own plants

Women who have pets

Women who aborted their babies

Women who have never been pregnant nor adopted children

Women who are aunts, but have no relationship with their nieces/nephews

Men who pretend to be women

— Alyse ♥️🏠♥️ (@mrs_alyse) May 12, 2024

Why are you excluding furries from your sexist celebration tho:

Won't someone think of all the people of goodness. They deserve respect too:

Pet people truly are weird folk:

KKKHRISTIANS ARE THE REAL NAZIS:

Hating people of no-womb usage is now a form of racism:

I had to look this up – it’s a Simpson’s reference. I knew what you were from the second I laid eyes on your account.

I am Charlemagne. I am Julius. I am Napoleon. I am George Washington. You are an aging insect, nearing your expiry. https://t.co/DuYUbGAh0t

— Sólion ♨︎ (@Anorionn) May 13, 2024

lmao you aren't any of those things. you're a pathetic dork who needs to pretend he's a Great Man From History because your own life is so meaningless and you provide nothing of value to anyone in it.

Nobody is a “dork.” Your conception of insults comes from movies you watched about jock bullies in the 80s, when you still had hair.

(https://twitter.com/DrWallkick/status/1789932459779367096)

He did the thing

!soyteens

Blud got doxxed

(https://twitter.com/leftistbeard/status/1789877359304134919)

Speaking in a cogent, or expressive manner is an incomprehensible act; because the last time that a leftist was expected to speak without blackisms and vulgar slang was in a high-school English class (15 years ago, when they still had hair). I am Sephiroth. You are a worm.

i think we might have found the King of the Sephiroth Posters

He said the line

You guys are such dorks living in your imaginary fantasy version of the past where you're heroic warriors and not just pounding off to anime all day

You're not a "jock" from the movies. You're not "the bully" who molested you in middle school. You're a balding geriatric cuckold and homosexual fancying himself an intellectual.

You're not the "Aryan ubermensch" from Nazi propoganda. You're not "the Fuhrer" of the New Reich. You're a dumbass edgelord who can't even say his political views in public without getting his butt beat.

Yes, I am an Aryan Ubermensch from Nazi Propaganda. The Führer lives in me.

I say my political views in public, and people like you cower while complaining about me in a quite voice, or hide behind a screen, calling for the mob to do what you would never do in real life.

The "yo he sound like sephiroth!" posts make perfect sense when you realize the only place nogs interact with eloquence is through video games, and that sephiroth specifically is from a game soylennials played.

Imagine talking like this and thinking you're the intelligent, well-adjusted person

Sorry but I do not discuss with Mexicans.

You aren't any of those guys. They did things, you just do Sephiroth rants online.

even sephiroth would be embarrassed to talk like this

I am Sephiroth.

That's nice dear now head upstairs mom made chicken tendies for dinner

What, in your mind, was meant to be insulting about this?

do u have like a humiliation fetish or something?

Lose weight.

You are definitely an incel, we get it.

Your finasteride use won't fool anyone.

Imagine typing this and thinking you sound cool

I don't “think” I sound “cool.” You cannot fathom sincerity because you are a worm. Also, you're balding. Do you see how far up your forehead your hairline has retreated? It will never come back. It's gone forever. Your hair will only get thinner and thinner.

anime avatar

Baldlennial pronoun freak.

Mane you talk with such white eloquence what are you even saying mane you sound like da moffugin anime villain sephiroth n shie mane you're supposed to speak In niggeг babble ebonics n shie mane

king floyd didn't know spelling or grammar, so neither should we

Das rite whyte boi

!historychads as true today as it was when it was written

I have never made a more desperate plea that what I am about to say right now. @riotgames @RiotSupport I need you guys to fucking do something. I am an incredibly strong person and I have been streaming for a very, very long time. But absolutely nothing prepares you for someone… pic.twitter.com/Gr77uBsBrT

— TaylorMorgan (@TaylorMorganS_) May 13, 2024

It's funny - i can tell many of y'all have never worked in retail and it shows - i wish everyone was forced to have a general public customer service job, it would humble the shit out of you.

So if it sucks so much why don't these people leave retail?

“you're homeless? just like…buy a house bro”

Could you explain why they are unable to move on from the job they hate? The only reason they would be unable to is if they are lazy or stupid.

Edit once again nobody here has two braincells to explain why these retail workers are precious and helpless little snowflakes who can't possibly get a different job.

This specific store has serious management issues. It is way worse than other Apple stores.

Apple needs to look into the management here.

People don't quit jobs they quit managers. I know someone that went from $120k a year to $60k a year because of hating a manager.

I opened that store in Maryland. I worked in the smaller one they had before that one opened and was there on the first day. I quit in May 2013 to ultimately start my own business but I can say that there were good managers and bad managers. The general manager was never around and had no idea what was going on and wanted me to rat on the lazy workers when I did my “anonymous” exit interview which went straight to his inbox. I made less than $40K working full time and that was after receiving a cost of living wage bump. The benefits were good with steep discounts on products and stock purchasing options. But management would constantly implement new strategies for the workflow of the room and how you handled support appointments, where people were positioned and the software we used to “check in” customers. They never gave it long enough to sink in before trying a new strategy. They were always busy and if someone called out I might find myself going 4 hours straight assisting people with tech issues before getting a bathroom break. We used to drink on our breaks just to ease the stress. But in the end you were a glorified customer service rep. From crazy customers on a daily basis being mad that they didn't backup their info or iCloud was full to constantly standing there as city kids walked through the store stealing phones and getting away with it. To the inability of Apple to be willing to promote the right people within the store. I'm so glad I left and never looked back. They deserve so much more. That store covers all of Baltimore City and County. There isn't another option even remotely close. They all should get a raise.

I worked in Apple retail for 7 years, and while there is a lot to dislike about the job, it's easily one of the best retail jobs you can get. Stupidly excellent health insurance, stock discounts, 401k matching, RSUs, education contributions…I challenge anyone to find those same benefits at a job where you walk by a fricking Auntie Anne's Pretzel shop every day.

Yes, the job is draining, the corporate kool aid is eye rolling, the customers irritating…but to suggest these things constitute “poor working conditions” is patently absurd.

I worked at this specific store for five years and I can completely understand their points. It was common that I would end up working 14+ days straight there due to shitty scheduling, often being there until 10:30 or 11 at night before having to be back there at 7 am the following morning for repairs. The store has been notorious for chewing employees up and spitting them out. It's entirely natural that the workers there would fight for change and would want a seat at the table — and after over a year of Apple negotiating in bad faith, the union has to utilize the tools at its disposal to achieve its goals.

Workers of any industry fighting for their rights in an era where ownership is further and further consolidating amongst an unaccountable class of the hyper rich is good for all of us.

And just because Apple retail is “better” than other retail jobs, like what do employees just go ok well we shouldn't complain then. Let Tim Apple and his $$$ executives treat us however

Fricking 🥾👅

These people wouldn't support the fricking weekend if we were discussing working conditions in the 1880s.

Ya, sounds like you and them should quit if it is that bad.

Every worker should have a union. We should be supportive of employees realizing they hold power over a trillion dollar company.

I wasn't surprised that the essence of the top comment here was, “they should be grateful”

Oh give me a break. It's a cushy retail job, it's not like they're tarring a roof in August or pulling a double at a hospital.

Instead of complaining because they have it good and others dont, help the roofers and nurses instead as well. Help them get unions and better conditions. We should be working towards making it better for everyone, not dragging people down to the worst industry imaginable.

These mfs have never done hard labor in their life.

Unions aren't just for hard labor jobs?

what exactly are their working conditions and what exactly are their demands? lay it all out as precisely as possible and I'll personally tell you who I think is right

From the article:

“The issues at the forefront of this action include concerns over work-life balance, unpredictable scheduling practices disrupting personal lives, and wages failing to align with the area's cost of living.

For further context (based on discussions with friends that used to work for Apple retail), Apple uses a scheduling service called Kronos to generate the work schedule. It's intended to distribute hours fairly, accounting for PTO/sick days/etc. However, the schedule it generates is erratic and unpredictable, and you don't get it with much advance notice, making it difficult to schedule things outside of work.”

And before anyone says some nonsense like “sorry you can't hang out with your friends”, this mostly impacts people with college classes, kids (especially those with extra curricular activities), second jobs, and medical appointments that ask for consistency.

Darn sounds just like working on an oil rig or in a sweat shop

So no one should fight for better working conditions because oil rigs and sweatshops exist?

It's an Apple Store. How thought of a job can it really be? Go work construction - those people need a union.

Why can't retail employees have a union, too? Have you ever worked retail? It absolutely sucks.

Family member of mine left construction for Uber because he thought it would be easier, turns out construction was easier. Construction is physically demanding but it's not a difficult job otherwise.

People are so fricking soft these days. World is screwed

“we refuse to bend to the whims of trillion dollar corporations so we're taking a stand!!”

“YOURE SOFT!!”

who are the soft ones here? people fighting for better lives or the ones taking it in the a** by a corporation like a good little worker?

😂 generations fought in wars but you fricking pillow huggers can't get out of moms basement safely enough to work

!neolibs !chuds !anticommunists

$GME has been halted a third time, up 81%.https://t.co/07uZ8Cq08i

— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) May 13, 2024

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The tweet:

We're so back:

It's so over:

We're so backx2:

Nvm:

JOIN THE RESISTANCE:

For those who missed it: Metro put out this article with the racist headline "Sorry straight white men, Doctor Who was never made for you". Shockingly, this didn't go over well with the fans, and the backlash was so severe it appears Metro has ended up deleting their entire Twitter/X account in response.

Edit: oh, and the writer of that dog-shit article protected her account, because of course she did. I'm begging you, Elon, get rid of protected tweets.

OP helpfully made a summary for me

The UK has been conquered from within. It is a trojan horse operation. Large parts of London and other places in the UK has been de-Westernized. It is sad to see a great and proud nation, one that has contributed so much to humanity is infested with self-hatred.

Hahahah. The frick Is this revisionist shit? The British empire invaded half the fricking world and ravaged half the fricking world destroying other civilizations contributions and culture.

If London is super diverse it's because that's one of the effects of colonization, the ex colonies that you left in economically weak states end up having a lot of migration your way. It's very easy to see in many European >> countries. See France, Netherlands, Spain...

UK is classist af and keeps fricking over their mid/low citizens and it's perfectly in line with their history.

Now I agree that there's a lot of woke bullshit distracting, but that's for most of Europe and the USA and not exclusive to the UK.

Maybe revise the superiority complex and we can talk nuance about financial interests using migration to lower wages, wokeness, ghettoisation, etc.

As it stands... Your post about "the mighty western contributor to humanity" is laughable. Ask Ireland.

Slapfight over le based/cringe Bongland continues after this

Yep, people have had enough. I'm hoping we're coming towards the end of all this woke shit now but I doubt these c*nts are going to go quietly.

God I hope it ends. It has caused so much damage to peace and freedom movements all over the world.

It damaged rights of customers to protest abusive corporate actions, all because it is wrong to investigate or criticize “woke” corporations.

It damaged rights of a fair trial and people in court, with court of public opinion and the shift to “guilty until proven innocent”. Now even intelligence agencies are allowed to investigate and attack you if you are cancelled for wrongthink or say controversial things.

It damaged the rights of voters, because now only “approved” people can run for office. If not approved SJWs have rights to attack even the voters and supporters without needing evidence of actual crimes. And they have the right to use any punishment they like.

Can't even criticize government or war, because it is “offensive”.

All these dare to call themselves men

Amusingly enough, Doctor Who was EXPLICITLY made for Straight White Men when it debuted back in the 60s.

According to the 1961 Census of England and Wales, Britain was 99% White at the time. It wasn't until the 1981 Census that there was an appreciable number of non-White residents in the country.

That doesn't mean it was explicitly made for white people tho At lest use words correctly if you emphasize them like that

Why are ppl allowed to invite rage than protect their account all the time on that platform? I don't understand why they are not subject to reap what they sow ? They constantly say things to anger the masses than go protected till they do it again. Letting them hide from the truth only furthers their misguided ideas and doesn't allow them to experience the truth of reality and what the world really thinks. This needs to stop and like you I agree how much longer is he going to allow this? Has anyone asked him?

Why are righoids such strags?

Ah, 2024. Where:

White men liking something (Stellar Blade) is bad.

White men not liking something (new Doctor Who) is bad.

White men being apathetic about something (feminism/BLM) is bad.

White men being involved in something (Bernie Bros) is bad.

White men moving out of a ghetto (white flight) is bad.

White men moving into a ghetto (gentrification) is bad.

White men expressing themselves (mansplaining) is bad.

White men not expressing themselves (toxic masculinity) is bad.

I think I finally get it.

White men

bad

I mean, shit, they should just say that in the first place imho.

This guy has been living under a rock or what?