The new iteration of “The Office” has been picked up to series at Peacock.

According to the official logline, the series will focus on “a dying historic Midwestern newspaper and the publisher trying to revive it with volunteer reporters.” https://t.co/HfMJ65oK73 pic.twitter.com/xRV0EHs30j

— Variety (@Variety) May 8, 2024

Be sure to re-up those Peapeepee subscriptions (You do subscribe to Peapeepee, right anon???)

Good news is I got regular severance which should carry me for like 5 months worth of expenses.

Bad news is I have a mortgage.

Good news is I'm already doing interviews.

Bad news is they don't seem to pay as much as I was getting.

Good news is I have alcohol 🥃 to cope with today.

Bad news is I have GAD.

Jannies have finally got paid. Drama sisters couldn't even muster up an limp estrogenized pp attempt to tank the stock

Reddit Inc. shares jumped as much as 16% in premarket trading after improvements to the social media platform's advertising system helped push quarterly sales higher than expected in its first results as a public company.

Revenue increased 48% to $243 million in the period ended March 31, the social media company said Tuesday in a statement. Analysts, on average, estimated $211.9 million, according to data compiled by Bloomberg

!animalposters

A zoo in China sparked all out panda-monium after they dressed dogs as pandas because they didn't have the genuine artifact, as seen in viral photos.

The fake pandas, unveiled May 1 at the Taizhou Zoo in Jiangsu Province, were actually Chow Chow dogs — a big-haired breed from Northern China, Jam Press reported.

Zoo officials reportedly trimmed their mane and dyed their faces black to look like China's iconic bamboo-eating bear.

They then put the so-called “panda dogs” on display in an enclosure every day from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., attracting throngs of people despite the obvious bamboo-zlement, per the sanctuary's staffers.

When asked why they had the canines engage in panda cosplay, a rep explained, “There are no panda bears at the zoo and we wanted to do this as a result.”

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— 𝞍 Shin Megami Boson 𝞍 (@shinboson) May 8, 2024

Part 1: Aaron Swartz mention gets triple the engagement of the social media intern's weak twitter bait

Part 2: Blocked and Seethed because we must protect the brand everyone hates regardless of Aaron Swartz.

Part 3: Unblocked because we totally weren't mad bro or something

!incels !fellas

Please issue Chud awards to everyone that scores above 50%

!anime

I added English subtitles to the video translated into Japanese by @Eichan_GZ.

A Chinese girl (possibly an exchange student) is horrified at how bad British food is. She only eats the terrible food once a day but is gaining weight. pic.twitter.com/20MzQ5TPcu

— Anthony (文武両道) 剣 (@bunburyoudouuk) May 8, 2024