!dramatards !oldstrags

incredibly funny development:

the indians threatening to hunger strike if they aren’t given immediate permanent residency in the smallest province in Canada have now found a way to sexually harass women using their protest group chat and the organizers are begging them to stop https://t.co/0e5wj5xAIM pic.twitter.com/5lCnMbDNNf

— pagliacci the hated 🌝 (@Slatzism) May 20, 2024

Seriously go sort by Top of Last year and look at how many of the posts are from 11 months ago.

https://rdrama.net/?t=year&sort=top

You boring neighbors haven't done anything dramatic for nearly a year.

Back in my day rdrama was a site/subreddit of infamy, known for big hi-jinks including but not limited to influencing a court case , revealing admin abuse during place , unmasking the pedos of /r/teenagers, and harassing Wil Wheaton .

This site has lost the mandate of heaven.

The homeland /r/drama is open and full of lolcows. Retvrn.

Orange site: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40417828

Reddit: https://old.reddit.com/r/hardware/duplicates/1cwlp9n/microsoft_announces_an_armpowered_surface_laptop/

Some benchmarks here, doesn't look bad but nothing ground breaking either

https://signal65.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/NewSurfaceLaptop2024_Signal65LabInsights.pdf

With how long the Snapdragon Elite took to roll out, I'm expecting nothing but disappointment in the real world

🇺🇸MICROPLASTICS FOUND IN HUMAN TESTICLES

Researchers found microplastics in all 23 human testicles and 47 dog testicles tested.

Human testicles had 330 micrograms of plastic per gram of tissue, almost three times higher than dogs. Polyethylene and PVC were the most common… pic.twitter.com/uv4BLboy0b

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) May 21, 2024

THEY ARE TURNING the frogs YOU GAY

Oklahoma = poor dont overthink it

I hope Kyle finds anything at all

Jaundic eyes

let's do it!

Meth filter

Step one is don't be single fatty

Celibacy

Facebook is so darn good

This guy totally owned him by calling him a disgusting person:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/4eDGYZsfv5

This guy signed him up for furry newsletters:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/3YR36p7Z1M

This guy sent him bussy:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/K9mpyHLzPQ

This guy posted hog (with warts):

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/7Mk2Urdf7D

Are landlords even people?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/d7PVwOY8Jy

I bought a mobile home for my mother to live in and she died a few months later. I've been trying to sell it ever since and have had sooo many people tell me that I should just rent it out, which I technically can't do because it's supposed to be owner or close family occupied, but even if I could, I just don't think I'd want to ever be a landlord, partly because it's too much trouble and partly because I'd have to make a choice between either squeezing someone for all I can, which I have an ethical problem with, or charging them well below market rent, which just seems irrational. Better to sell the darn thing and not have to worry about it anymore.

Sound financial choice bro!

I texted the number and told him he should be ashamed of himself, and he called me a few mins later. I didn't answer because I'm a b-word but it confirmed there was someone on the other end receiving things.

This unfortunately was removed by Reddit, appears to be a super sweet burn with cat facts though:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/xCViS02POJ

This guy made a hilarious Google review as Reginald P Moneybags and wants upvotes!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/lxUJBfKSY4

This guy said frick you to him! So brave!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/qpaGyyRmzf

This guy is in debt (lol) but no fear, now the landchad will get those calls so this guy will totally not have to pay!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/Eb5kqalMis

This guy is extra evil:

Sent him a really disrespectful text. Don't feel bad about it he deserved it. I can't stand these types of people. Hope you find a good place soon OP

Literally no one who isn't brain dead says this:

Remember, there are people out the we that will insist that renting is 100% better than buying...

At least there's one person supporting landlord rights:

Tip him

I tend to think soy boys don't really feel that happy and are exaggerating mild happiness in order to mask their existential misery.

Like maybe there's been a few instances of moments of pure joy where the right photographer might have lucked out and caught me doing a soy gape, but the only occasions I can think of are moments where friends/family/pets have done something spontaneously funny. Never when <latest thing=""> has been announced. And certainly never while looking directly at the camera.</latest>

But scepticism aside, here's what gets me closest to soygaping:

Coffee

I am an unashamed coffee snob. I have a >£4,000 espresso setup including a La Mazzocco Linea Mini and a Eureka Atom grinder and I totally soy out over the process of making espresso and also pour over coffee.

This is one area where I frequently lie to my wife and connive to spend money without her knowing because she wouldn't understand if she knew the true cost of this hobby.

Me inside when my coffee arrives in the post:

Volvos

I love Volvos. I love seeing other people's Volvos. I like old Volvos and new Volvos. I've got a moose sticker on my Volvo.

I am looking forward to getting the new Volvo EX30 very soon, and hoping they release some electric wagons so I can continue my Volvo wagon habit into the future.

I just can't see myself ever buying any other manufacturer. They're not the fastest or the highest end, but man are they practical and well-designed.

Me when I'm driving my Volvo and I see another Volvo or I'm watching the early reviews of the new EX90:

Manly Scents

I've got an unopened bottle of Gaultier² which is my absolute favourite.

I want to clone myself and have s*x with myself every time I sniff myself. So hot.

They've relaunched it, but it apparently doesn't smell the same as the original so I'm saving it for a special occasion. Either that or selling it to some other nerd for £400+.

Burberry London is another favourite.

Not just sprays though. Anykind of manly shower gel or beard oil, etc. Even the rare manly scented candle just gets me soying out like:

How about you? What gets you soygaping, either literally or in your mind?

Holy crap! Rep. Guy Reschenthaler (R-PA) and Rep. Max Miller (R-OH) have introduced a bill that would extend the same taxpayer benefits to Americans serving in the IDF as if they were serving in the US military! pic.twitter.com/24uw2MGiG3

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) May 21, 2024

And choose the opposite. Done, simple as.

Then today, my account was suspended for a piddling offense with no prior warning, and my appeal almost immediately rejected with no further explanation.

Five stages of Marsey. He's in full on rage mode.

...I have invested in this community combined with the apparent attitude of jumping straight to a permanent ban after a single mistake has utterly destroyed what little desire remained in me to continue feeding this miserable website with my attention, even via an alt account.

So you probably threatened someone or tried to doxx someone. It's in the Reddit TOS sir. You're not doing a good deed by breaking the rules.

I suppose you could call this ragequitting in a way,

Neighbor is totally is. Even a sexy Indian dude like me can see that from a mile off.

I strongly recommend any other locksmiths here give up on this subreddit as well and instead join us in the groomercord server https://groomercord.gg/locksmith as it is a significantly better community: more kind, more helpful, more organized, more responsive, more useful... just a more effective and enjoyable experience overall.

So go to groomercord where the Groomercord admins can let you enable your p-do horse fricker shit (see end of post for his original account, he's a pony fricker) .

a moderator who cared, did his best by his community, and refused to let the "power" go to his head--a rare set of qualities on this site.

So a Jannie who isn't power hungry? Prove it.

I will remain active for a little while to answer any questions that might pop up, but consider this my formal goodbye. I appreciate all of you for your contributions to this community, and I hope to see you on Groomercord.

Piss off p-do horse fricker.

Submissions he had: https://search.pullpush.io/?kind=submission&author=maoman1&size=100

Pony fricker shit:

https://old.reddit.com/r/ainbowdash/comments/1b0086y/i_drew_best_pony_in_a_business_suit/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/178hyyc/friend_of_mine_drew_this_dashie_and_he_could/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/16ykhzz/my_wife_taytinabelle_ponified_girl_with_a_pearl/?sort=controversial

All Bronies should die.

My personal experience with Boomers is theyre always doing something pointless around the house. When I have nothing to do and have time off, i just chill and relax and unwind. My parents and step parents are always fixing something, buying something, rearranging something, cleaning something, inventing something new in the house. And its fine if thats what makes you happy, but the problem is it clearly doesent make them happy. Everytime my family is working around the house they are angry and complaining. My stepdad out of nowhere thought of creating this whole project and then was getting mad at all the work he had to do. Like what? You didnt have to do this lol. Just pay someone if it makes you angry. Also im trying to sleep because I need sleep to be productive at work. But no lets start banging this pipe or drilling into the wall at 6am. When i save enough to move out I will never own a house and I will enjoy my silence, i cant wait.

Couple of questions:

• how old is OP to still be living with boomer parents? The youngest boomer is 64 years old.

• why doesn't OP try to connect with their family through these projects? Oh yeah they are a redditor. They are probably useless.

!tmz

!poll_voters

Who's winnin' son?