My Dream Job is to be a GM at Taco Bell.

So I'm a 47 year old guy who worked at Taco Bell as a teenager back in the hay days of 1994-1995 and I LOVED it. It was my first "real" job, after being a janitor at a school for a year or so.

It was great. We were a very high volume store, with an OG crew (And it was HARD to get a job there) The brand was smokin' hot and all the cool kids worked at TB when there weren't a lot of jobs in a small town. It was just the best.

I quickly proved myself and moved from part time days over to Graveyards, which was the most challenging shift. You had to clean and stock the whole store, clean the steam table, fry a LOT of taco salad bowls and cinnamon twists, count all the drawers (And it was 98% CASH in those days) enter the deposit, clean the bathrooms and parking lot, AND serve awesome food in a very fast manner. I loved it.

Now at 47, with my 4 children that I stayed at home with and Home Schooled now all grown up and doing well, and having done everything from painting to serving to owning and operating my own non-profit working with At-Risk Youth, I've been considering what I want to do with the rest of my life for a while now, and it just clicked...

I want to be a Taco Bell GM.

We had such a great crew in Casper, with many older managers and an awesome GM, and I learned a LOT of work and life lessons and habits that helped make me successful in all the other jobs in my life that I have worked, and I'm thinking, "Maybe I can become THAT GM" to others, just like mine were for me, while we rock it out like Casper East Side did back in the day.

I too am an Artist Taco Bell...And I would, as I do with all of my endeavors, I would do my best to make You YOUR best, and hopefully make the lives of your employees better like mine did for me.

So...How do we light this candle and make A Run For The Border together??

All My Best,

Chad Ryan Pearson 🙏

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This is how stupid people have become. (-7)

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That sucks. I guess the only BBQ place I can go now is La Barbecue. They might be white, but at least they're women. Bonus points because they're lesbians. (21)

How is that comment not racist?Just imagine if it was the other way around (-7)

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So, anything with black in the title is automatically considered a minority owned business? Edgar Black Sr. Started Black's BBQ in Lockhart, TX in 1931 or 1932. It's a family owned business that kinda started out of a cattle farm. (-11)

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You racist moron. It's a family name who's been supporting the Austin community for decades. Yet here you are disgusted that a restaurant is owned by white people. Yet the saying goes back people can't be racist 🙄 absolutely disgusting human being you are. Frick you (-9)

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They should be forced to change the name of the store, I would try suing on grounds of false advertisement to push them in that direction.Once you win thr lawsuit, we need to shame them into changing their last name too. No room for names that propagate racism like that in this day and age. I'm disgusted (1)

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"I went on a date with a radiologist chick the other day, worst date of my life."

Did she feel the same way?

I don't know. Radiology is a field known for anti-social behavior. She focused on an un-ironed shirt the whole time and didn't care for actual meaningful conversation, like the research publications we both have done expanding our specialties or anything with sustenance.

No wonder male physicians enjoy dates with the local retail cashier rather than someone like that. No amount of money (she made 500k per year) could force me to put up with that egotistical, anti social, maniac.

Yeah that is a fair point OP. She sounded like a nightmare and you dodged a bullet.

Playing devil's advocate here, do you feel that you would come across as egotistical and anti social to a cute cashier - given what you say about most people in your profession?

No for a couple reasons. Women generally are fine with dating egotistical guys, and I'm not particularly egotistic anyway.

Women generally are fine with dating egotistical guys

We are?

I'm not particularly egotistic anyway.

And yet - just in the above comment - you felt perfectly comfortable informing us (incorrectly) about our general dating preferences.

>you felt perfectly comfortable informing us (incorrectly) about our general dating preferences.

I'm sorry, but this is a hilariously out of touch comment. If it's a joke, hats off to you.

Otherwise, crazy to spend your whole life learning about the human body and then make gross overgeneralizations about female psyche.

NOT THE GROSS OVERGENERALIZATIONS OF WOMERINO!!!

You fricking talked about research publications on a date???

Sometimes, depends on the flow of conversation.

I'm not questioning your date experience with this woman but if I were on a date and my partner started talking about their research I would check out like almost immediately. I don't want to talk about medicine outside of work.

Beggars can't be choosers, sweaty.

Every profession has people that suck. That's just people.

I wonder if Redditors feel the same about cops

You mean doctors are humans? And there might be some that aren't pleasant people? I'm confident they're not a monolith.

The hypocrisy isn't even bad hypocrisy, it's the job of doctors to tell people what is best for them, and then everyone gets to choose to follow or not. It's like a smoker who's heavily addicted saying to someone else they shouldn't start smoking; sure they do it themselves but that doesn't make the advice bad or make them a bad person for giving good advice that they don't follow themselves.

Nah, I'm not saying doctors shouldn't be considered humans like everyone else -- quite the contrary.

Instead they act less human by being far greater than average in certain negative qualities, which often include egotism, etc.

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AITAH for telling my husband that I'd rather have divorce than go back to being monogamous even if I want my next relationship to be monogamous

My husband and I, both mid 40's have been together for 25 years. I love him very much and our lives are intertwined. Economy, family, friends so when he told me that he still loved me but wasn't sexually attracted to me anymore (I see you as my best friend and companion) I understood where he was coming from. He didn't want to lose me but he wasn't attracted to me.

We have our house and an apartment in the city. So we agreed to open the marriage and we had some set of rules like no relationships and no fricking in my marital home. No dates, spending money on the women or taking them for vacations etc. all relationshipy things are just between us and he can meet people for casual s*x. Same for me (although it is different since men do take me to dinners and hotels but I don't pay).

This has been going on for a year and I had very difficult time in the beginning and I cried all night when I knew he was in the apartment with someone else. My best friend recommended that I download tinder and at first only talking to new people did it. With time I realized how there are so many other people out there and I started to feel attracted to men other than my husband(I didn't realize I could be turned on without love) and after some months, I started to meet guys. I slept with my first 2 months ago and we still see each other sometimes. And I have met two more.

My husband started wanting me more since he started sleeping with his gf. I don't know how to explain because logically it should have been the opposite shouldn't it (can someone explain why?) but before we opened the marriage he wanted s*x maybe a handful times a year and it increased the more he met other women and now we have s*x regularly. Like once a week.

Yesterday we were having a lazy morning in bed with Netflix and he said that he didn't want this anymore and that we should close the marriage again because we have great s*x now and he loves me and thinks that I am the sexiest and most beautiful woman he knew.

I had a panic episode tbh because I don't think he has come to a realization or anything. I feel that he likes me and wants me now because of the open marriage and not in spite of it. If we close it he will go back to being unfulfilled. I have done much research about open marriage and the goal of it is to strengthen the existing relationship and this happened to us. I said no. He was very unhappy but I said that we can divorce if this didn't work for him anymore because I have done everything in my power to save our marriage and I feel that I succeeded. I don't want to go back to when we almost lost each other.

He asked me if we got divorced and I started dating, would it be open/poly relationship? I said no. I would want a monogamous relationship so he said that I was an ah who did want to give him the same decency as my hypothetical future partner

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Idk if this is a !foidmoment or !moidmoment but I'm leaning moidmoment since he started the whole thing

Anyways Redditors are tired off hearing these failing relationships

Wow, two people that are so far not on the same page that they are in different books. This is likely heading to divorce anyways.

Never heard of a good thing from "opening a marriage/relationship" that started monogamous. Usually it's just prolonging its death. This sounds like OPs husband wanted to have someone else, but got jealous when his wife actually starting seeing someone else.

Lol, he was cheating on her and wanted his cake at home and his side-piece at the apartment.

Yeah, spending the first night you know your partner is out with someone else sobbing in bed is not the kind of mental state you should be in for an open relationship to work, what the heck. Opening a formerly closed relationship rarely works, and in the exceedingly rare case that it does, it's because the relationship was in a good place to start with, and not lacking in anything. OP's relationship was lacking, and so her husband sought fulfillment elsewhere - it was never going to work when that's how they started out.

Totally agree, it was rough at first. But sometimes rocky starts can still lead to positive changes. They found a way to make it work and reignite their connection. Every relationship is different, and this setup seems to be what saved theirs. 🤔

Ain't no way?

>nepo baby that self doxxes on their reddit profile

Yep the exact kind of person to say some dumbass shit lmao

Y'all are both AHs. He asked for this, and is an AH. In certain respects, his wounds are self-inflicted. You refuse to admit you love the new attention and now falsely proclaim the only way to keep him interested in you (with a spark) is for you to frick other men. You're an AH too. What a mess.

Have you guys tried marriage counseling? Sounds like you don't want to keep the open marriage because you actually like being able to sleep with other men, you just like being wanted and that it's caused your husband to want you again. You can probably still have that with your husband, in a monogamous marriage if you guys put the effort you've been putting in dates into each other. If you really don't want to close the marriage though I think that's understandable. He's the one who asked for it and you reluctantly agreed, despite the initial pain it caused you. Now that you're happy with the arrangement it's not fair of him to be angry you don't want to go back. These are the consequences of his actions.

Sis this is well past counseling

So you can go on dates, but he cant? YTA 100%

I'm glad he figured out the issue so quickly lmao

Anyways there are literally thousands more comments to laugh at in the thread

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