No, you're NOT a real femcel

I'm so sick of all these people that think they're femcels. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being femcels. I see these people saying "I haven't took a shower for over 100 hours, it's great!" that's nothing, most of us can easily avoid showers for 300+ hours in all our lives. I see people who only have self diagnosed autism and claim to be femcels. Come talk to me when you have clinically diagnosed schizophrenia, bipolar depression and 15+ past suicide attempts with at least 3 of them being successful, then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN IN RELATIONSHIPS: A woman in a toxic relationship is not a real femcel. A woman in a tinder relationship is not a real femcel. A woman in a roblox relationship is not a real femcel. A woman in a relationship with a GPT ai chatbot is not a real femcel. A woman in a relationship with the nice guy that emerged from the walls after she stopped taking her pills is is not a real femcel. Women in any kinds of relationships are NOT.REAL.FEMCELS. Break up with your cringe butt moid beta boyfriends and be based and redpilled sigma females for once. Talk to me once you've gooned in your apartment for AT LEAST 120 hours. Then I'll maybe consider you a femjak

Sincerely, all the ACTUAL femcels.

“I think Israel should go in there and kick the sh*t out of them, just absolutely destroy them, their infrastructure, level anything that they touch.”

This is what Rep. Mast had to say on Holocaust Remembrance Day in response to the news that Hamas had agreed to a ceasefire. pic.twitter.com/zNVY4Kp0cG

— CODEPINK (@codepink) May 7, 2024

I wish we had politicians this cool

https://9gag.com/gag/aPAvEWG#comment

Good news is I got regular severance which should carry me for like 5 months worth of expenses.

Bad news is I have a mortgage.

Good news is I'm already doing interviews.

Bad news is they don't seem to pay as much as I was getting.

Good news is I have alcohol 🥃 to cope with today.

Bad news is I have GAD.

You either die a Kennedy with a hole in the brain or live long enough to become a Kennedy with a hole in the brain.

— Rep. Mike Collins (@RepMikeCollins) May 8, 2024

SAY WHAT⁉️

Ann Coulter joined @VivekGRamaswamy on the return of his TRUTH podcast and gave a WILD opening statement

“I agreed with many, many things you said.. in fact probably more than most other candidates when you were running for president.. but I still would not have… pic.twitter.com/xxme5JhQCn

— James Jinnette (@james_jinnette1) May 8, 2024

!milfs

Local monero, a fiat way to buy monero with no KYC, will be shutting down.

Best way now is to use bisq if you want to avoid centralized exchanges. Maybe some image board will come up for p2p

This some British ass shit lol 😂 my boy pulled out a box cutter and can’t toss the bike over the fence. pic.twitter.com/wix7Qv5Tsq

— 🛸Hashtronaut🛸 (@ConceptRaps) May 8, 2024

Drone footage shows students in Emory College training for clashes with police.

Imagine if MAGA got caught doing this.pic.twitter.com/KcpFJK8Epq

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 8, 2024

If you say no you're part of the problem:

They pay each other in sexual favors with HIV folk:

Never forget my longest standing troll “Dylan” a British teen boy who posted for 3 whole years pic.twitter.com/eUCPHR2SVl

— Cartoons Hate Her! (@CartoonsHateHer) May 7, 2024

I tried to redo the outline to make it more squiggly in places.

https://twitter.com/diamondeyesfox/status/1787203363853000733

I know we have many doctors and hot nurses here, as well as many wise folx with ancient eastern medical knowledge.

I've had tendinitis in my right hand for 2 weeks now, it gets worse every day, haven't been able to jack off in a week and I'm in excruciating pain every time I try. I can barely hold anything, and now I'm starting to have trouble even typing. I'll take any ideas to fix it, I tried green clay plasters and it did nothing.

!fitness

!coomers

some others

This is what a 21 year old Joe Biden voter looks like 🗳️ 💙 pic.twitter.com/AVzenJCgRt

— Olivia Julianna 🗳 (@0liviajulianna) May 7, 2024

Some highlights

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/JwGLGBkjyf

Prostitute I think. Might be the most useful person here

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/LEUuEfgoDT

Propagandist

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/rFuVz2OvtO

Wants to make propaganda videos

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/Tv00LgzFiT

Wants to be a poet (very useful in an armed rebellion-the red army was known for their poetry corps).

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/h4xh344Qdw

Xe will post memes for the cause online (propagandist)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/C8r8mhyQ0j

Xe will make TikTok's for the cause

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/puZihmYMrA

Apparently there aren't enough communists posting shit online

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marxism_Memes/s/W5znEACzmZ

This king wants to start as the party commissar.