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Literal tard knocks bikecel into traffic with her r-slur breath strength.

My grandmother died three months ago in a very strange, almost suicidal way. She had been living in a cabin in Florida with no air-conditioning or kitchen, and what little she did have she'd spend it on alcohol. After ignoring her medical problems for months, it finally turned into sepsis and overwhelmed her immune systems. We were told by some affirmative action hire doctor that we had six months, then the week after she had a month. On Monday, we were told it may happen next week, Wednesday we were told she needed hospice care. That following Sunday morning she was dead. It was strange to see someone who had raised me die scared.

When the hospice nurse came in on the preceding Monday, and asked what was going to happen, it had me floored. The almost profane innuendo of whether my grandmother was ready to die or whether we were going to pay for a risky treatment was insane. When my grandmother looked at me, tired and scared, I had to walk out, and I regret that profoundly. We as a family asked for more time, and we were told we could wait till noon. My mother came out and asked me to sit with my grandmother, and oddly lucid she said she was ready. I don't think she meant it, but I think she wanted to be tough in front of me as best as she could.

I think about her every day.

I am grateful for my grandfather, who reads the Bible with me and is a spiritual guide. I am grateful that my last words were said out of love. I'm grateful I got to blow her a kiss when I last saw her. I pray for her, and I pray I get to see her again. I hope that wherever she is, she is happy, and resting.

There’s a lid for every pot; keep searching for love, anon pic.twitter.com/jZGlBn5gey

— rosey🌹 (@thechosenberg) May 8, 2024

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When we'll get the gameplay duh im tired of these posts (2)

When we get the gameplay duh what? I don't need to see gameplay to know how to build her, I can read her kit and make my own determinations. If you don't like people discussing Sam on the Sam subreddit then step to another sub (-9)

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yeah i don't know why people are trying to force crit play style, i've seen it with other characters too. i personally find new play styles fun and they keep the game fresh (5)

bc superbreak fly sucks butt. it lows her ceiling then why would anyone play ff over boothill. she looks like a boothill wannabe when hybrid is her identity. thats why they divided 250/360 too.critfly is easy to play ditch hmc and use 2/2 atk set and get 250 be. that way u get 180 speed and get 80% crit rate with misha lc. (-1)

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Do guys realize multipliers aren't the sole reason that makes crit good but also the dmg% and/or crit buffs in the kit… of which firefly has none (2)

In addition to high multipliers, FF also has high base attack, self speed boost, self 2 turn energy regen, def shred, and weakness implant (ie res shred). All of which are multipliers for a crit build. With high BE for added effect. You're right that she doesn't have dmg% or crit buffs in the kit. She just has everything else. (0)

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To me people insisting on going Critfly over hitting BE breakpoint is the equivalent of if Dhil mains insisted on going Break build just because his 3BA has the highest non-ult toughness damage in the game. "You can keep breaking with dhil bro trust, join the darkside" (39)

300% break DHIL to stall the enemies in G&G for my superbreak damage My goals are beyond your understanding (7)

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im just curious if sam does damage mainly by break then why does he have such high multipliers on attacks? wouldnt boothill be better since he's just all out breaking? (4)

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In addition to high multipliers, FF also has high base attack, self speed boost, self 2 turn energy regen, def shred, and weakness implant (ie res shred). All of which are multipliers for a crit build. With high BE for added effect. You're right that she doesn't have dmg% or crit buffs in the kit. She just has everything else. (0)

If only it were that simple…. 1) to meet the conditions to access the def shred you need at least 250 Break effect, which is already subtracting from the crit rolls available to you, you're already on the back foot2) def shred and vulnerability multiply your final dmg meaning they scale better the more dmg% and crit you build. If the initial damage in the formula is low af, higher multipliers won't mean anything. I'll paint you a picture 51 is lesser 33. There needs to be a balance between multiplier and dmg%/crit. Or your def shred and vulnerability are just going to be working with peanuts3)2 turn energy Ult to enter enhanced state right, if you build her for crit you just turned her to Jingliu who gets her Enhanced state in 2 turns as well.But your fire Jingliu has no crit rate buff nor self atk buff making it a watered down version with less actions per enhanced state. (3)

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/u/jorbwhoreb is some fat redhead pooner who doesn't pass and actually conned someone into giving it sperm to impregnate with... Proceeds to waltz into askgaybros and wonders why everyone isn't interested in xir t-peepee. I especially like this:

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Vietnam veteran pastor, 69, is arrested for assaulting staff at a Uganda hotel and using the N-word on a 'drunken' rampage' while on a Christian missionary trip

stoppppp i might actually

Had an actual post with some effort before I accidentally closed the window right before posting, not copy and pasting that shit again tho

!foidmoment !moidmoment !cuteandvalid moment moment

Dude was promised that if he housed hobocels the feds would not only pay him but they would send social workers daily. There was even a fund he could access to rehab the units if they got trashed. So he rented out like 10 units.

The homeless industrial complex ofc just pocketed the feds money and didnt send anyone and didnt evict the tenants who did 200k of damage to the complex.

They stopped answering his calls when he tried to access the fund to fix his apartments.

A reminder to never dabble in subsidized housing. It's never worth it.

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