First time I've ever seen a big cat get packed out😭 pic.twitter.com/TqXEI42Hmg

— Best Clips (@BestFightClip) May 11, 2024

!animalposters

Literally, who? Because I could give a shit less. I just saw this trending on Twitter and decided to copy and paste a bunch of images for upvotes.

13 Seconds of Eurovision 2024 pretty much sums up the whole of Europe right now……. pic.twitter.com/EIr0VOej4I

— Concerned Citizen (@BGatesIsaPyscho) May 11, 2024

Florida deputies who fatally shot US airman burst into wrong apartment, attorney says

Yeah, the black dude did have a gun in hand but the cop was hiding like a creep so I'd answer the door armed as well.

The real lesson here being never answer the door.

I want one pic.twitter.com/UAaxFhZEeg

— Major General Armstrong (@5aluteMeImPaige) May 11, 2024

my friend invested in this payday loan company with the ticker "dave" at 6 dollars a share. they became profitable by soliciting tips lmao. the average person tips 5 dollars on a 500 dollar loan.

The current share price is at 62 dollars or something. I'm amazed the media hasn't written anything on this yet.

In Indonesia homosexuals receive 150 lashes and then end up in prison. This is Sharia, this is Islam. pic.twitter.com/ZPKdo40Ixt

— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) May 10, 2024

in general at how much people care about this shit "game"

which way to the gf store

Welcome, someday, Nigerian will rule England.

UK no be US

wake up

Welcome to Prince Harry and Princess Meghan. We are not like those White, Pasty Racists who openly show hatred and anger at the couple because Meghan is half black!!!

I'll never forget all those who had the vilest things to say about this woman for no reason other than she's an “evening newspaper” who dared to aim for a prince.

Wishing them all sorts of ill luck.

Now they left the royal palace and those ones are in shambles looking for the next victim to run into the ground. We see their true colors.

Hope you people have egg on your faces

If she marry your brother you for understand why no one likes her.

Because Harry is your brother and you know him so well. That's why you understand. Right?

And who says no one likes her? Just because the low self esteem people like you who worship an outdated monarchy want to swallow everything they say hook line and sinker doesn't mean there's aren't people who see the truth for what it is.

So you may not like her, but anyone who has an ounce of brain and doesn't think the monarchy is right because they've always been right, can think for themselves and I assure you, they don't hate her like you've been brainwashed to.

Because Harry became a POS. It is clear for us to see. But people like you are not married, you are on Instagram trying to be popular. When you marry, I know your hubby family will scatter thanks to you.

Take your mentally ill British rhetoric away from this site. We are not those rabid white monkey. I am sure you are a white, jealous loser.

Naija guy here. Try n keep up

Who cares?

They have come to see their personal estate. Nigeria is their inheritance.

He disinherited himself by choosing the yellow olosho over his family. Many Naija men have done the same thing. He will fit in amongst the Lagos set. grin

Get the kids away from those vampires

The Wife has a Nigeria blood heritage so i trust my Nigerian people to welcome them specially.

Prince Harry is our in law

A lot of the thread turns into trolling about Tinubu, and nonsensical (probably intentional) baiting about how Harry will inherit the throne

I can't interpret the phrases in this last one "home coming"

https://www.naijalingo.com/ is offline

Major geomagnetic solar storm happening right now. Biggest in a long time. Starlink satellites are under a lot of pressure, but holding up so far. pic.twitter.com/TrEv5Acli2

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 11, 2024

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I get that reference :DEdit: That or your freezer goes colder than  -27°C (-17°F). (330)

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We just set the fridge to a colder setting. It must have changed the freezer. Its a short stay rental apartment (199)

We?The chances are far more likely that a person you live with has a problem they do not want you to know about than for you to have gotten a "bad batch" or have a freezer that goes that cold.I do not mean to insult you or them, I just encourage you to try and think about if that lens could bring sense to otherwise difficult-to-understand actions by your spouse/partner/roommate/friend. If so, I also encourage you to reach out for help from al-anon or other support groups for how you can deal with living with someone who has alcoholism.Signed,A gratefully sober alcoholic (-117)

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Double twist, OP lives alone and has post it notes all around the house from the mysterious stranger whose been stealing their booze… https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/famywa/postit_notes_left_in_apartment/ (1788)

Fun fact :This post might have saved my life during college. I moved into a flat in my second year of college after a bad experience in the dorm I was staying in. A family owned building and they were renting the first story. It was more expensive and I had to do some freelance work on the side to afford it but I was free now right ? My academic success suddenly took a deep dive, my results in freelance projects also went awful and I developed a severe depression with frequent time loss. This lasted around 8 months. I went to several doctors, including psychiatrists. Nothing solved the problem till I read this thread. Got a co meter and surely enough it was the co. Didn't know where it was coming from but I suspected the gas furnace and called the national gas hotline. Turned out the cheap landlord got his relative to install the new furnace. They fricked up and it was leaking exhaust into the basement and my flat. Landlord also got his relative to turn off the co alarm embedded... (1)

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This is how I was able to catch my little brother sneaking alcohol. We had a bottle of Kirkland vodka and the “vodka” seemingly froze. So I waited for him to come home from school one day and chilled with him to play some video games. I pulled the Kirkland bottle out nonchalantly (the entire bottle was defrosted) and took a mighty big chug. His eyes went wide and he had the audacity to say “slow down” and “why are you drinking that?” I looked him dead in his eyes and laughed and told him “I should be saying the same to you” gave him a good ol lesson that liquor doesn't. Freeze. It wasn't water either that he filled it up with but coconut water. With visible signs of coconut pulp in the vodka bottle. He felt pretty dumb that day , got taxed whatever amount a Kirkland bottle costed because if our father found out, he would have gotten an butt beating so I took his money to replace the bottle. And he lost horribly to me in Mortal Kombat that same day. (3)

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!commies I hate these people infinitely more than the most ardent rightoid does.

It is some consolation that the average rightoid is a visibly dysgenic subhuman untermench neets. At it's not just us surrounded by losers.

I'm writing about a concerning situation involving another moderator. They have banned me and removed all my posts in numerous subs on a different account. The reason? I refused to relinquish my top moderator position on a subreddit on this account. They're essentially holding access to dozens of other subreddits they moderate hostage in exchange for my top mod role. This has been ongoing for several months now.

Here's the backstory: I became the top moderator of said subreddit when the previous top mod asked me if I wanted to take over due to my consistent activity and my interest in the sub. However, this other mod is now claiming I "stole" the subreddit from them.

I have Groomercord screenshots showing them promising to lift the ban and reapprove my posts if I hand over the subreddit they claim is theirs. However, they were never the top moderator there, nor did she ever do that much moderating in the sub to begin with and seems like it's just yet another power grab. This abuse of power feels outrageous. It seems like evidence outside of Reddit itself (like Groomercord messages) are not considered in these situations, leaving me stuck.

To make matters worse, they falsely listed me as "not being 18+" in the ban reason, despite knowing I am of legal age. Isn't this essentially them knowingly falsely accusing me of posting underage content, which is a serious offense?

I'm at a loss for how this behaviour is allowed to continue and I'm stuck. Any recommendations on how to proceed?

his mopping list:

• /r/anal

• /r/nsfwcosplay

• /r/YoungGirlsGoneWild

• /r/CuteLittleButts

• /r/homemadexxx

• /r/spreadeagle

• /r/Creampie_Porn

• /r/MoundofVenus

• /r/DildoRide

• /r/FeetToesAndSocks

• /r/gstrings

• /r/PetiteAndTiny

• /r/FrickTitles

• /r/HotAndBothered

• /u/RickSpanish

• /r/RealGirlsCameltoe

• /r/Cumfy

• /r/StuckInButt

there's apparently a well known coomer cabal

it is already well established that there are a set of nsfw subs all run by the same set of users and they have made numerous moves to get as many as they can under their umbrella.

some major janny

Normally, mods can ban you for whatever reason they like, but in this case, they seem to be banning you as retaliation for actions as a moderator which might violate the Mod Code of Conduct.

the other jannies don't like the harsh truth

[–] bookchaser💡 Expert Helper -18 points 12 hours ago

Any recommendations on how to proceed?

Don't piss off a mod who is above you in other subs. People in this thread saying otherwise don't quite understand. A mod with privs is allowed to not like you and remove you from his subs for any reason. Heck, the mod could de-mod you simply because he notices you participating as a regular user in another unrelated sub he doesn't like. Or because you like ketchup on hot dogs.

they want to reevaluate the mod code of conduct now that power janny banning has been used against them

I was banned a couple weeks ago from /r/justiceserved (a sub I don't subscribe to) because I posted a comment reply in /r/conspiracy after I noticed a legitimate news story I'd posted about elsewhere had been cross-posted to the conspiracy sub. I don't subscribe to the conspiracy sub either. So I returned the mods the favor in one of my subs they don't use.

Wait, you banned an entire mod team from some of your subs as retaliatory action because you got an automated ban in their sub? I think we should consider revisiting the ModCOC soon.

Reddit is basically creative writing site.

Here another writer:

https://old.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/b0qxle/trying_to_make_my29m_fianc%C3%A9_27f_somewhat_okay/?sort=controversial

Trying to make my[29M] fiancé [27F] (somewhat) okay that I don't want to fight cancer that will make me lose my peepee

This one tho wrote couple years after he is alive

https://old.reddit.com/user/ipreferhavingmydick/comments/oqwajt/im_still_alive_and_doing_somewhat_well/