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Dead Site - There haven't been any good posts in the last 11 months

Seriously go sort by Top of Last year and look at how many of the posts are from 11 months ago.

https://rdrama.net/?t=year&sort=top

You boring neighbors haven't done anything dramatic for nearly a year.

Back in my day rdrama was a site/subreddit of infamy, known for big hi-jinks including but not limited to influencing a court case :marseyjudge: :brooksannoyed:, revealing admin abuse during place :marseyplacenofun:, unmasking the pedos :marseywoodchipper2: of /r/teenagers, and harassing Wil Wheaton :requiredreading:.

This site has lost the mandate of heaven.

The homeland /r/drama is open and full of lolcows. Retvrn.

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!dramatards !oldstrags

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Uh Muh GAWD! DOUBLE (x2) TRIPLE (x3) coins from votes during Birthgay!!!

Hay c*nts,

Just wanted to drop by and let you know that you get DOUBLE COINS TRIPLE COINS from votes during the birthgay event (for three days)! For people bad at math that means instead of getting 1 of something, you get 2 3! OMG.

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3rd birthday meetup, tag urself :marseycupcake:
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Infiltrated a backwoods oklahoma swinger group

Oklahoma = poor dont overthink it

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:marseyjesus:

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I hope Kyle finds anything at all

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Jaundic eyes

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let's do it!

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:marseymanifestdestiny:

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Meth filter

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:ilied:

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Step one is don't be single fatty

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Celibacy

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Facebook is so darn good

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:boomermonster:

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rdrama's most annoying user throws a bitchfit

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anyway "#marseyjump: have a good night !metashit

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A typical conversation between my mom and I over bloody marys

๐Ÿ‘ฉ: You know, your brother just sold one of your dad's old comic books on ebay. It went for $1,800.

:marseyexcited: (unaware that we had any of my dad's old comic books): great!

๐Ÿ‘ฉ: so I was thinking the money should be split between the three of you. $600 each.

:marseyexcited: : thank you!

๐Ÿ‘ฉ: You know, honestly, your sister doesn't need the money. How about I give you $900 and you don't tell her about this. ๐Ÿ˜‰

:marseymerchant: : haha, ok!

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:marseyupmarsey: Yearly Birthgay :marseycupcake: Bash :marseyupvote2: Thread :marseyupmarsey:

!dramatards !metashit !friendsofpizzashill its the x3 event so we gotta grind for dramacoin while the jannies allow it :marseyembrace:

:marseysipping: post comments in this thread to get upvoted by everyone else who posts comments :marseyilluminati2: post comments to get the snowball rolling as well and we can make this a successful grinding experience :marseyfluffy:

give this thread :marseystitch: awards :marseycoin: like a :marseypin: to get free dramacoin :marseywholesome:

:marse#yyokaiwatchtalking: :marseyyokaiw#!atchtalking:

please PLEASE do not chud award me :marseyraging:

:marseyball#oons: :#marsey!balloon2: :#marseyit: :#marseyc!hineseballoon: :#marseyballoon3: :#!party: :#2upballoon:

:donkeykongh: :donkeykonga: :donkeykongp: :donkeykongp: :donkeykongy: :marseyinvisible: :donkeykongb: :donkeykongi: :donkeykongr: :donkeykongt: :donkeykongh: :donkeykongd: :donkeykonga: :donkeykongy: :rdram#apatfast:

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Hey chuddies what happened to the "japanese people hate it" talking point :marseysmug: :marseysmug: :marseysmug:

Total !nonchuds victory

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Future Harvard President caught plagiarizing after winning $55k at ISEF (international high school science fair) :marseypajeetitsover: [EFFORTPOST]

This is starting to be picked up by the small chuddie internet personalities, so get in while it's still hot! Here's the summary. Very long so buckle up kids https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163088129588568.webp :

  • Regeneron ISEF is this big science fair for high school nerds that's been around since the 1950s. It's considered the most prestigious science fair for high schoolers and 80+ countries participate. Winners usually get an all-expense paid trip & stay & activities (like a Universal Studios day etc) at the location which rotates every year (this year was in California). Not only is it :marseysmug: but there's money involved! The top winner gets $75k (life changing money for poor countries like UK) and the 2 runner ups get 50k. Plus lots of special awards, prizes, etc. And the top winners are basically guaranteed to get into Harvard/MIT/Stanford.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163088131198566.webp

  • To get to ISEF in the US, you have to win your local state fair and get nominated to ISEF, so its pretty selective. You undergo several rounds of judging locally and then a day of judging at the ISEF itself. Judges are supposed to at minimum have a PhD or 6 years of experience in whatever category they are judging.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163088151127737.webp ruh-roh

  • This year the 50k winner is this :marseypajeet: 17 yr old kid who did his project on "machine-learning research to identify microbial genetic sequences that can be modified to biodegrade plastic." Besides saving the world, he is apparently a neuroscience research fellow at USC. His dad is a wealthy Silicon Valley VC dude from India, and his older sister goes to USC studying quantitative bio :marseynoooticer:

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  • Note that his category is "Environmental Engineering" and the competition was hosted in California this year. :marseybowl:

  • A few days after winning, a mysterious, anonymous document began to circulate in the ISEF community claiming Pai fabricated most of his project. The letter asks ISEF to investigate & fix their system for the future. Even I got sent this document from a friend, despite being a winner like 15 years ago. The document is 36 pages long and very detailed. It's worth skimming through because of how hilarious & obvious this fraud was: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1e4vjzp6JgClCFXkbNOweXZnoRnGWcM6vHeglDH1DmGM/edit It regularly has 50-100 people looking at it at all times of the day.

    https://i.rdrama.net/images/1716308813523016.webp

    • TLDR: very obvious and extensive fraud. Kid took images of research done, mirrored them and claimed them as his own. Said he invented a rasberry pi based device and had pics of it, was invented by someone else 3 years ago and this kid just used those pics (didn't even re-make the device!). All his data is extremely sketch, some results are straight up impossible, & numbers pulled out of butt. On top of the fraud, the kid is a complete dumbass. Spelling errors everywhere, he doesn't understand basic concepts of ML/AI, and he stole half his project from the ISEF winner 3 years ago. No idea how ISEF let this through...
  • At some point, a few reddit posts were made, the biggest one on /r/ApplyingToCollege. Ofc, the kid got absolutely blasted in the comments as the evidence is pretty much darning. Many parents chimed in saying they were pissed (understandably) bc their little einstein worked so hard and got fricked. Being Reddit, it is likely that this is when the Open Letter started getting sent to internet personalities, schools' admissions offices, Society4Science, the kid's school in California, etc

Reddit link (note 50% deleted, we'll get to that in a bit):

Archive (couldn't find one that had the original post, if you find it, let me know and I'll update): https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/1cw3vgc/winner_of_regeneron_young_scientist_award_50k/

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  • A few hours after the original reddit post, a post from a "friend" of the ISEF kid was also posted in /r/A2C. It's honestly too hilarious to summarize appropriately. Let's just say, this "friend" sounds a lot like a mad sexy Indian dude parent :marseyhmm:

Deleted post: https://old.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/1cwhf7k/accused_of_chaeting_at_major_science_fair/?sort=controversial

Web Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20240520162210/https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/1cwhf7k/accused_of_chaeting_at_major_science_fair/?rdt=50206

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163088145845497.webp

Notice the spelling errors, probably just a coincidence that our accused finalist also made several spelling errors in his $55k winning project :marseyhmmm:

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  • On top of this reporting, it began blowing up on Twitter (blowing up being relative to how much a children's science fair can be expected to blow up). Several huge accounts (100k+ followers) chimed in and Twitter commenters began showing off their r-slurredness as usual and creating some tasty drama.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163088167245505.webp

(see screenshots in comment)

https://bbs.wenxuecity.com/znjy/6853039.html

https://huaren.us/showtopic.html?topicid=3018297

(See comments for screenshots)

  • So, what has Society For Science and Regeneron ISEF done now that everyone knows & this is getting public attention? Disabled their YouTube comments of course!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163088161497717.webp

  • Ok, just kidding, they also apparently sent out an email to all Fair Directors (people who run the local fairs) saying they are "investigating" :marseysurejan: idk, from looking at the Open Letter document, seems like some kids did all the investigating for you dumbasses. And this isn't soft plagiarism/exaggerating, this is the kind of shit that gets your paper retracted as a Dana-Farber Cancer Institute tenured professor, so not sure what's left to investigate.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1716308814282231.webp

  • What happens next? You decide! Some are worried that this kid might kill himself (seems unlikely given that he still has his socials up, posted about it on Linkedin, his family members and him are full denying that he cheated, etc). Some say frick dem kids and want him/his parents to go to jail. It seems the only way this can escalate further is if it makes it into the national news (any chuds want to send an anonymous tip to InfoWars :chudsmug: ). I'll conclude with a quote from the kid himself, as these were his candid thoughts after winning $55k for a fraudulent project. You may think that he would be thankful, excited to see how his research will be implemented, wants to keep working on plastic waste research- you'd be wrong!

I'm looking forward to my future and how this ISEF award can really help me out

Wow, regardless of what happens, I too am excited to see this kid's future: he clearly has already mastered the art of research in 2024 and is well on his way to academia! Best of luck little :marseypajeet:

Also I have more screenshots but I hit the upload limit. Fricking :capy:

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!g*mers !schizos

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Once you know the patterns :marseysoypointtrips: and start paying attention :marseyselfharm: to how any woman :marseyeggless: in your surroundings behave, you will pretty :marseyglam: much be unable to love them.

I hate shallow people and gen Z foids :marseyblops2chadcel: are nothing but shallow. Once the church :marseypastor: is gone from the life of a foid they truly loose the ability for empathy. They base their behavior entirely on physical factors. It's like they lack the sentience to understand that every human :marseycatbert2: being has a soul. I don't understand how any person :marseychonkerfoid: can treat :marseysylveon: others so harshly for things they have no control :marseyshadow: over but foids :marseyblobbygirl: prove me wrong :marseyakshually: again and again.

I've seen completely ordinary dudes who would :marseywood: have been easily married :marseybride: with 20 back in the 50s go postal :marseymailwoman: because they never :marseyitsover: had a relationship with 24. What's left for these guys besides drugs :marseyjunkie2: to dull the anxiety :marseyveryworriedfed: of watching :marseyoperasmug: your best years fade away with no romantic experiences to show for it.

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Reminder this will only get worse because you cant install Mint from a usb stick :marseypenguin:

!codecels Disscuss

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!pnw Redditors are enjoying the never ending crime wave.

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Same happend to me last month in a parking garage right next to my work

Did you also park like a jackass?

Literal victim blaming

:#marseydisagree:

Had my Gass tank drilled into for $5 worth of gass.. cost about $2400 to fix had to pay 800 out of pocket .

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1716287541348014.webp

Just needed something to huff real quick

:#platyaboriginal:

Just happened to me in Ballard Friday. A fun night out at the tractor tavern turned into me being pissed off.

Some frickhead drilled into my silverados fuel tank two weeks ago in ballard to steal $60 worth of gas. Frick these drugged out homeless criminals.

Some tweaker was always wandering around my office, then one night I found my window smashed. Whoever smashed it (I have a pretty good idea) stole my girlfriend's gym bag, which was filled with stinky laundry and nothing else.

I hate to tell yaโ€ฆbut that might have been all he wantedโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ค lol

:#marseycoomer2:

First off - sorry this happened to you Second - I can't express this enough - Seattle has become a dangerous place to raise a family and try to grow personally and / or wealth. It is unfortunate - but the support systems that are supposed to be in place (police, legal, mental health, public offices) are failing to stop this. The crumbling of the support systems - and the "act like it's everyone else's problem" is what drove me to move my family after 25 years in Seattle. it's sad.

Woah let's settle down there. Raising a family is perfectly fine here. Making money here is perfectly fine. I would suggest traveling the rest of the country if you think otherwise. Seattle has it great in comparison. I'd love to hear where is better.

Um it's not. I speak from what it was 25 years ago until today. You may think it's completely fine but you're masking the societal problems plaguing the city.

I have traveled. I have researched many other cities of same size and moved because of the reasons I cited.

It's fine if you think it's ok. I don't have a beef with you but in reality most folks in Seattle are in denial and defensive of their city. I get it. I was you 10 years ago.

One other comical point. I find that the people of Seattle will spend more time debating on line about how great the city is instead of working with their elected officials or community to change things.

I tired for a while and gave up after futile efforts with city council.

The votes of r-slurs like this are what put the city in such a shit position in the first place. They will literally vote for easy on crime DA/politicians until the are culturally enriched to death by a tweaker

:#marseyjannyitsover:

This is what happens when you have Democrats in control

Absolute moron. Red states have statistically higher crime rates, but facts are hard to comprehend I guess

!dixie know about red states but blue cities

And !chuds know what the south has in abundance that accounts for that statistical anomaly.

But in reality many cities are underreporting or not reporting their crime or pulling the jap method of if we can't solve it we don't acknowledge it ever happened.

This is why I just leave my vehicle unlocked. I keep nothing inside of any value and if there are going to break in, I'd rather not deal with a busted window. Haven't had a problem since other than someone stealing altoids from my console

:#marseycuckfiction:

People are desperate. This will keep happening until we put down real social networks. If we got rid of the moratorium on public housing and started working towards reversing the damages done since the 70s crime would lower in a lot of ways because housing our disabled and criminally ill would also get people off illegal drugs since that's partially why we don't have public housing is so that we have a prison class we can exploit for slave labor

:#brainletchesttalking:

I almost respect the dedication it takes to reject reality. It has to be hard work.

There is plenty of cope, rage, and idiocy in the comments to enjoy

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This is how stupid people have become. (-7)

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That sucks. I guess the only BBQ place I can go now is La Barbecue. They might be white, but at least they're women. Bonus points because they're lesbians. (21)

How is that comment not racist?Just imagine if it was the other way around (-7)

Basedness: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜

So, anything with black in the title is automatically considered a minority owned business? Edgar Black Sr. Started Black's BBQ in Lockhart, TX in 1931 or 1932. It's a family owned business that kinda started out of a cattle farm. (-11)

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You racist moron. It's a family name who's been supporting the Austin community for decades. Yet here you are disgusted that a restaurant is owned by white people. Yet the saying goes back people can't be racist ๐Ÿ™„ absolutely disgusting human being you are. Frick you (-9)

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They should be forced to change the name of the store, I would try suing on grounds of false advertisement to push them in that direction.Once you win thr lawsuit, we need to shame them into changing their last name too. No room for names that propagate racism like that in this day and age. I'm disgusted (1)

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I'm in love with a character I made in my head and it's making me depressed because I know I will never meet someone like him. Maybe once there could have been a chance, but it's gone now. If I can't be with someone like him or at least meet someone like him, just once, I don't want anyone at all. I've loved this character for over a decade. He's basically an "invisible" friend/boyfriend. I pretend he's here and talk to him every day. Even though I never seen him, only in my mind's eye. I wish I could see him, and hear him, and feel him there. I have a memorabilia relating to him which I keep next to me at my bed, and a plush which my dad made of him which I hug at night. I actually had a lucid dream about him last night, and I kissed him and stuff. It was the first time this happened. It still didn't feel quite real or right just because since yesterday I have felt really depressed and down and a loss of hope. Because I know I will never find someone like him, ever. Or even meet someone like him. It's impossible because of the specific traits he possesses which I am only attracted to. Other than someone like him I don't even find people attractive at all, if a guy is not like him I feel the same way towards them as I do to girls - meaning I'm not attracted to them at all. If I was with someone they'd have to have something "special" about them as in, they relate to one of my special interests in some way, like my character I'm in love with, otherwise I'm just not interested. I'm crying because I just wish he was real. Or that one day I could meet someone just like him. But I don't think that is possible now. It feels like the roses I held that once bloomed vibrant and bright, have all now withered and died.

Everyone I know knows about my character and how much I love him, it's not like it's a secret. But I would never tell a professional about this, because first they would never understand, they'd laugh and if I told them exactly why I am upset, they will ask me why it is so important to me. This character is so special to me and important to me. I just wish I could have some kind of proof I met someone just like him one day. But I know this will never happen and this is why I am crying right now.

I used to find joy in him and hope, and was trying to actively work towards my goals which would bring me closer to my dream. I found myself mirroring his admirable qualities, such as bravery, perseverence and an upbeat attitude even in bad times, finding joy in the small things and never taking things for granted. Always trying to work hard, like him. He was an endless source of inspiration for me, I would write countless stories about him and our adventures, and draw many pictures of us together. But now I don't feel like doing anything at all. I don't feel like writing any stories now or drawing pictures of him because it reminds me that I'll never meet someone like him.

The reason I'm so upset now is because I found out that no one exactly like him exists anymore. It's stupid, but it feels like he's died. And it's crushing me inside.


Other bangers:

Does anyone else have imaginary people they are attached to?

i have been daydreaming since a kid but it got worse since the pandemic...i created this fake world, fake situations filled with fake people who have extensive backstories, personalities etc...i feel absolutely pathetic that they are essentially my only friends. They pay attention to me, support me and i have become so attached to them that they are the only source of any 'happiness' i feel. I'm nearly 20 and feel embarrassed that i have to resort to this still...if anyone has overcome this, please do share how<3

Helpful advice from other users:

I'm 30 and have had 22 years of being with someone who is essentially imaginary. You are valid OP. And learning to accept that it's okay will be healing. I learned to accept and love that part of me with my Fictional Other

Thank you Chessa, the way to heal is to double down and spend all day on fictional love subreddits โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿค—

Hi :) often these vivid daydreams were the only way we survived our childhood with our dignity in tact. Not trying to dx CPTSD but this is a very natural coping mechanism for a child. Imagine how hard it would be for a 4 year old to understand and accept the deep pain of being discarded by their guardian. We rely on that guardian for everything. Shelter food water. So to survive in the world where we don't feel safe but need to get our basic physical needs met - we must suffer immensely. The only escape is the daydreams because it removes from the world where we are forced to be isolated and alone.

Can tell ur a special person and this is a gift. The maladaptive part is understanding how to make your body understand it is safe to use your imagination to empower self <3

Yes, being an obsessive daydreamer because you're too much of a loser irl is a GIFT. Thanks for your advice, e-steph ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜


A slightly more real (and much sadder :marseyaware:) collection of takes can be found here

Ive been alone for as long as i can remember. No one has ever given a darn about my existence. My presence really hasnt ever impacted anyone. I have never been loved by anyone, not even my own family.. Loneliness has really aggravated my MDD , and now this disorder is raging...but i also owe my life to it, without having the ability to daydream i would've perished. It's really sad that most of us on this subreddit conjure up people and stories in their heads to feel loved...

๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

My made up family, friends, and lover are one of the few things in my life keeping me from yeeting myself off a bridge honestly.

I understand MaDD can be toxic in how it keeps us from being apart of reality, but when reality is against you(broken family, financial instability, health issues, etc.) It really helps keeping me sane more than anything. I'm sure if I could afford medical help, and had more emotional and friendly support id be more apt to quit it.

"Made up family, friends, and lover" ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Has anyone else ever thought they'd do well in solitary confinement because of their MD? I mean, we'd just be labelled the "crazy person" talking to themselves, right? Technically we'd be alone, but not really.

Sweaty wth ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

I think about this a lot. Without it, I feel like I would've gone insane (also from child abuse, seeing a pattern I dont like), but now I feel like constantly daydreaming, pacing around, making expressions and sounds as I daydream definitely doesnt make exactly make me seem sane.

This guy might be onto something, maybe the people on this subreddit are, after all, NOT sane??? ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ

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Whole thread filled with coomers and people like this :marseywholesome:

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