Upmarseyy if u agree there should be a betting thread in whether it explodes killing everyone in board

>previous technical problems delayed the takeoff

>It got scrubbed because of a valve problem

>Another attempt was delayed because of a propellant leak

>Mission controllers said last week that the valve was replaced, but the helium leak would not be addressed before the scheduled take-off.

>astronauts Barry “Butch” Wilmore and Sunita Williams, will ride on the top of Atlas V

O'Reilly - who was in his 30s and from Athlone, County Westmeath - held convictions for burglaries and serious offences, and was regarded as a violent and dangerous criminal, according to BelfastLive.

But he was also described as having a 'heart of gold' by mourners - hence the extravagant colour of the coffin, which was carried by six men and a woman to Tina Turner's 'Simply the Best'.

!bharatiya ghar wapsi reached euro shores

Watched this clip multiple times. Not sure why people keep saying that “India won”, when Chinese soldiers were clearly able to encroach across the line into the Indian side of the court. https://t.co/0qWkCwutVc

— Mihir (@elmihiro) May 29, 2024

>peasant from countryside

>Show unusual affinity for weapons

>Have military career in elite unit

>Smelly Communists murder your unborn child and wife

>Decide to go on a killing spree

>Pin down 1000 soldiers and police singlehandedly

>80 casualties with 180 rounds fired

>"Most of those shot were in the head or chest"

Insanely based. He and Dorner chilling in Chad Heaven right now

It's an interesting environment. You're stuck in close proximity with a lot of strangers from diverse backgrounds. You get to know some of them pretty well and you can't help but overhear a lot of conversations. The following characters are composites of various people who I met or heard about.

Fent Addict

• Tattooed all over to cover up the marks. Every tattoo has its own charming story.

• This is his 6th time in detox.

• Always chill and fun to hang out with.

• Always has one parent or girlfriend ready to forgive him. His boss will never fire him.

• Has hilarious stories from prison.

• Slept on the streets one night. Decided he didn't like it.

• Totally going to beat it this time because his kid needs him.

Fent Addict (Schizo)

• Tattooed all over including his face. Tattoos are random abstract symbols.

• Has lost count of how many times he's been locked up.

• Has strange and slightly disturbing stories from prison.

• Has been homeless since he ran away from foster care at age 7.

• Still trying to learn social mores like that you can't take your shoplifted 30-pack of beer onto the bus.

Alkie

• Middle aged with a good job and good medical insurance.

• Highly productive member of society in real life. Friendly and helpful to other patients when locked up.

• Quietly irritated at all the loudmoths but doesn't let it get them down.

• Doesn't really know how all this is supposed to work except the part where we watch Breaking Bad at night. It's a good show!

Cripple

• Hauling their broken butt around with a walker or crutches.

• Spirit broken by chronic pain. You can see this in their eyes.

• Listens to Sublime all day while reminiscing about the '90s.

• Swears they have a really great opportunity lined up in another state. Can't go there because their insurance would get fricked up.

T-Slur

• Came into the ward talking so quietly and meekly you couldn't understand it, whining about being "safe".

• Within about 8 hours was so fricking loud in its constant prattle that you hear it in all public areas.

• Needs constant attention during literally every waking moment.

• Constantly whining, crying, harassing the staff about not getting the right tittie skittles right away, not feeling safe, etc.

• Constantly putting in grievance forms and threatening to sue staff.

• Waxes poetic for extended periods about its various self diagnoses that it has researched way too much.

• Constantly hijacks group therapy discussions to talk about itself.

• Brought up something in group therapy about not being comfortable with having a headmate even though it knows a lot of systems.

Queen

• Cute young 5'2" 90lb girl.

• In one day got a rap sheet longer than you can aspire to achieve in your whole life.

• Calls you her "soul brother" because "we have the same charges". She's just being nice. Her charges are actually way more serious.

• Ready 24/7 to throw down with any b-word going after her man.

• Has 13 warrants out for eluding police. They've never caught her.

• Is going to voluntarily turn herself in so she can rule her criminal empire from prison.

If your language is garbage-collected, maybe you should make it a bit more expressive than the typical corporate language from 1975. I mean, you've already committed to not focusing mainly on pure performance.

And I know it was designed for Google but my company isn't fricking Google and we don't have Google needs.

THIS is the most important court case of 2024. pic.twitter.com/9IJTcmJd6v

— Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator. (@RudyHavenstein) May 29, 2024