I'm non-binary, they/them, and happen to have an innie. I've squirted a little bit in the past, but recently had the whole “shit I REALLY shoulda put down a towel” experience. It was clear with a little white, a little thick, and didn't smell like anything like anything I've ever encountered.

It was 100% not pee. So now I have a newfound rage for people insisting it's pee. I know what came out of my body, it was a lot, and I had just peed before engaging. If it was pee, why was it nothing like pee?? I wouldn't care if it was, it's involuntary, the thing is it wasn't.

Compound that with the fact that if I say, “My squirt definitely wasn't,” I'm 99% likely to be misgendered.

I hate that our bodies are so fricking taboo and yet we can't even be the authority on them.

pro-pee

anti-pee

Bonus:

Some people say men hit the wall at 50 but others say they don't hit it at all. What do you think?

To my fellow valets out there: if Caitlyn Jenner wants to drive her car after finishing 11 dirty martinis, just let her pic.twitter.com/r101SqTnj2

— Dan Carney (@DanManCarney) June 6, 2024

Guy's bio says he's a comedian so

Our state recently passed some legislation requiring age verification in order to access online porn.

My husband was up at arms over this, railing about conservatives, and said something close to "I can't believe the boldness of them. To do something that is so inconvenient to so many adult voters."

I just stared at him for a second, processing, and said "they banned abortion."

But I guess the difference is that now they're inconveniencing people who matter.

Simps in the comments as usual

pic.twitter.com/VGNUCfAVzO

— Josh (@XJosh) June 2, 2024

33 in a couple weeks

https://old.reddit.com/r/lesbianfashionadvice/comments/1cpidhi/hello_lesbians/

!transphobes

!male feminists !coomers

!foidmoment

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrical_injury

Only one person who says “put some effort” isn't completely obliterated.

Lots of other women say they're happy (their profiles indicate otherwise)

Just another reminder why you should NEVER take advice from terminally online losers (us included)

!foidmoment cope