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Sir, your 27 yo based and redpilled Aryan tradwife :tradwife:

For anyone who doesnt know, this is Pearl

She goes on those thot podcasts and extoles the virtues of traditional gender roles to onlyfans harlots

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Bipocs are smarter

You see a lot of mayo's are told lying is bad and you always have to be honest with girls and respect them.

But growing up I watched many cases loser bipocs getting hot foids. Like I remember how in high school I neared some neighbor in boxing then he came to girl and told he is strongest fighter in school and is supper, I thought there no way she would believe in it but she believed in it and slept with him and month later was bitching to everyone he lied to her and 2 month later bitched and cried he dumped her. Some Muslim guys even managed to turn mayo foids into Muslim. Like one of my most hilarious moment was that when I visited my friend school and he told the girl in coroner is khohol and I came to her started talking with her in Russian telling her so bf dumped you ? She told yes. I told her he is Muslim ? She told yes. Told her he told you he can't be with you because parents don't let you ? She told yes. Then I asked her after you slept with her ? She told yea and asked me how do I know it all and why do I speak Russian ? I walked away like:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17056845819513896.webp

B-word started crying :marseyxd: :marseyemojirofl:

But point is bipoc guys know they ain't good for average foid and they adjusted their tactics to lying max like Aladdin

https://media.giphy.com/media/yyvSeRGVj4C64/giphy.webp

Meanwhile homosexual mayo's respecting women and getting postwalls

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!incels could you imagine any slander against this king? Me neither.

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  • CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : Ching Chong I'm a Japanese girl can you buy me an unban award prease
  • Wolverine : husbandu-san, you gambred all our coins now we cant get unbanned
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Suifuel

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1705584855038654.webp

No cute Japanese gf, it's over

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"oh my gosh Forrest Gump is like such a nice love story!"
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Throwaway for obvious reasons

Me (22f) and my boyfriend (24m) of 4 years, recently got into playing BG3 co-op! And so far it's been a lot of fun! We've been super invested into the story, and I've had a lot of fun discovering the plot and figuring out the gameplay mechanics with him! However, the trouble started as soon as we ran into Shadowheart in the crash region. At first it was just 'oh she's cute' which I didn't really mind, I mean obviously she is cute, but lately it has gotten worse and worse. He absolutely refuses to swap her out for another party member, and everytime she says ANYTHING he can't seem to help himself but remark with something along the lines of 'awwwwh' or 'she's so cute.'

I really didn't mind it at first, but lately it's start to become annoying. When we were messing around with the characters underwear (sorry!) he discovered Shadowheart had a 'bush' (which i do NOT have) and he couldn't help but comment on how 'well designed' it was. Normally I'd never feel like I'd be in competition with a videogame character, but there was an extended moment of awkward silence where my boyfriend didn't talk while... 'examining' this part of her.. it was humiliating! Even after I tried to suggest that we change our party members, all he could say was 'we need the bless babe.'

Fast forward a week later to now, he drove over to my apartment to spend the weekend together as we usually do, except this time was different. It seemed like he just wasn't interested, his words were shallow and short and he came off as being bored the entire time. When we finally turned it in for the night I was excited to show him something Shadowheart couldnt do with him, and he was completely uninterested! He just turned over in the bed and said he was tired, and fell asleep 30 seconds later.

Now that he's back home, I notice he's offline on steam (ON HIS DAY OFF) and he tells me that he's sick. But after checking his steam page several times, I can see that his hours on BG3 are STILL INCREASING. He's hiding his account in offline mode to spend time with shadowheart without me.

What do I do? Do I change class to cleric so he can't use her? Do I dye my hair black like her? I've never been in competition with a videogame character before.

!incel still mogs me

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/r/seduction is a new favorite sub. Redditors giving each other advice on seducing women

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He was literally :marseyme: me
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:marseywomanmoment2: Personality detector :marseysmokealarmbeep:
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Everytime I enter REM state :marseylouisiana: during sleep :marseytoasty2: I experience nightmares and immediately wake up. So despite :marseybipocattentionseeker: sleeping :marseysloth2: 8 hours with excellent :marseycertified: deep sleep :marseytoasty2: which allows me to recover physically, mentally :marseymeds: I feel like worse waking up than going :marseysal2: to sleep.

Only cope thus far has been dude weeding it up before :marseyskellington: going :marseysal2: to sleep :marseytoasty2: cause I usually don't dream when I do that. Any other suggestions how I keep myself :marseypain: from bullying me in my head every night?

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Nobody post their L's like Asian foids :marseychefkiss: :bobateagirl:

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I finally understand why women are so horny for vampires.

Vampires will enthusiastically eat them out on their period.

!fellas !incels !foidmoment GAZE UPON MY DARK ENLIGHTENMENT!

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Current mood #truecel

!incels

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So this stinky :marseyshitlover: whore :marseyarthoe7: who I used to know in primary school :marseydylan: dms me on Insta out of nowhere. We go on 2 dates, I of course pay for everything like a cuck. Meanwhile all she does is complain about some other r-slur :marseyshortbus: that fricked her over in the previous months and how shit guys on bumble are. Of course I should :marseynorm: have seen the red flags :marseymacacosalute: but like a delusional cuck I believed that maybe WAGMI. I was wrong :marseyakshually: of course.

Suddenly after the second :marseygunnut: date she no longer has time to hang. She's busy with this and that and oh also she is going :marseysal2: on a 2 week to Paris. Fricking :marseyfuckingfunny: whore. Moral of the story, no matter :marseypibblelivesmatter: how hot I look on Instagram it takes the average :marseyaveragetotally: b-word :marseychonkerbutch: 2 dates to sniff :marseyorthodoxbrap: my autism :marseysmugautist: out. Fricking :marseytom: hate women :marseysuffragette: so much it physically hurts more than ab crunches.

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Original r/braincels post
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Is he me fr?
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"Why do you care about s*x and relationships??? :soy::soy:

Simply sleeping in the same bed as your gf/wife will improve your sleep. Simply being touched by someone will release hormones that will relax you, make you feel happy and positive and thus also help you to sleep

"Bed-Sharing in Couples Is Associated With Increased and Stabilized REM Sleep and Sleep-Stage Synchronization"

"Results: As compared to sleeping individually, co-sleeping was associated with about 10% more REM sleep, less fragmented REM sleep (p = 0.008), longer undisturbed REM fragments (p = 0.0006), and more limb movements (p = 0.007)."

:marseyreading: This is interesting but from what I've read they don't really have a clear explanation as for why this is the case

:marseynerd3:I have a hypothesis which i will back up with studies:

Hypothesis: Bed-sharing couples sleep better because of human touch. Human touch produces serotonin which is a precursor of melatonin, the hormone of sleep

:marseychartdowntrend2: Let's back up the fact that simple human touch will increase your serotonin level

Cortisol decreases and serotonin and dopamine increase following massage therapy

In studies in which cortisol was assayed either in saliva or in urine, significant decreases were noted in cortisol levels (averaging decreases 31%). In studies in which the activating neurotransmitters (serotonin and dopamine) were assayed in urine, an average increase of 28% was noted for serotonin and an average increase of 31% was noted for dopamine.

:marseysalendofherstory: The decrease in cortisol and increase in dopamine are already interesting but it is the serotonin increase that interests me the most

Serotonin is a neurotransmitter that is associated with relaxation, positivity, a sense of feeling good etc. It's the happiness drug of our body.

That alone sounds like it would help you sleep right? Well it gets better: serotonin is a precursor of melatonin, the hormone of sleep (see pic below)

:marseynerdy: Melatonin regulates our circadian rythm (the body's internal clock in layman's terms) and it is the key to good sleep. Melatonin is often used to treat sleep disorders or to promote a better sleep. I've put 2 studies on melatonin in the spoiler if you're interested

:blackpill: IF YOU ARE LONELY YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON GOOD SLEEP ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE

https://files.catbox.moe/f30g3u.390918

BONUS BLACKPILL: Neurodivergent people are known to have disturbances in the serotonin-melatonin pathway. They're sleep impaired on a hormonal level

If you're neurodivergent and have trouble sleeping it could be because of your autism. Roughly 50-80% of neurodivergent children suffer from sleep disorders

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I look like this and say this btw

Now playing: Aquaduct Assault (Tropical Freeze).mp3

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