it does the following

1. disables animations

2. hides cosmetic post awards

3. make the emoji search execute only when u press "Enter" instead of executing everytime u type a character

4. hides signatures

you can enable it here https://rdrama.net/settings/content

and you can see a list of ppl who enabled it here https://rdrama.net/poorcels

EDIT: made it device-specific, so u can be a poorcel on mobile, but normal on desktop

>be me

>add greentext despite all the other jannies not wanting it

>???

>profit

idea by @seal_ion

Stanley: Where's a person go to the bathroom around here?

Magnet: Pick a hole, any hole.

— Holes (2003)

arr-drama dot net has a tumultuous relationship with holes of all sorts: sometimes Carp ravages your holes arbitrarily, sometimes we debate whether gussy or bussy is the better hole. Today we bring you a welcome relief from those petty concerns: you can now be notified when people put things in your holes! Holes are now also more readily available for purchase.

This update adds a "Follow" button to the top of every hole, right above the "Block" button. If you click it, you will receive post notifications for new posts in that hole. You can, of course, later unfollow the hole whenever you please.

Additionally, holes cost 50 000 DC now and anyone can make one if you have the DC. However, they are deleted after 2 weeks of not getting new posts EDIT: One (1) week of not getting new posts. Two weeks went nowhere.

EDIT 22:20Z: /h/neoliberal has been purged for inactivity. Carp considered this very important to announce and was going to shit up your feed with another changelog. You're welcome for getting an edit instead.

Before continuing with this post, I would like to assure everyone that CARP ABSOLUTELY IS not HOLDING ME AT GUNPOINT. Any concerns for my well-being are entirely unnecessary and misplaced. I am merely a humble codecel doing his humble job. I AM not UNDER DURESS.

As many of you know, the vile @idio3 recently thoughtlessly stole Carp's GVLDVN MARSEY from his flair. This not only caused more trouble than you can possibly imagine for the codecels who had to clean up the ensuing mess, but it brought our dearest and most beloved @carpathianflorist to the verge of despair and despondency.

There exist three ways flairs are changed at present. This patch modifies them for Carp in particular as follows:

• User Settings: this method remains unchanged. He can do whatever he darn well pleases with his own flair.

• Flairlock: if his deflector ever does happen to go down, flairlocks applied to Carp will disappear into the void rather than have any effect on anyone.

• Admin Tools: other admins can no longer edit Carp's flair. Yes, this makes him better than the other admins as far as the code is concerned.

Fuller minor patch notes about other, unrelated recent changes will be forthcoming in the next few days. Right now I am simply overjoyed to have been able to help Carp through his time of hardship.

here https://rdrama.net/settings/profile#filename-show2

idea by @peepee

apk here https://rdrama.net/assets/app_rDrama_v2.4.apk

src code for the app here https://github.com/Aevann1/DramaAndroidApp

@ACA @sniper24 @1998sublime @TraderOfSouls @AverageBen10Enjoyer @Cum_Death @Modern_Major_General @Homoshrexual @FearOfBees

Due to completely inexplicable whining, we have restored /h/eevee (1 post in 7 days) in exchange for /h/sylveon (1 post in 7 days), and /h/slackernews (4 posts in 7 days - all of which are better suited to the main feed) in exchange for /h/sweden.

Your tantrums have created work and suffering for Aevann.

Your Holes are still going to be deleted in a matter of weeks.

I hope you’re pleased with yourselves you histrionic cute twinks.

@schizocel

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU WHINY CUTE TWINKS AAAAHHHHHHH

it redirects u to a random user that has a profile anthem (for music discovery)

pizza award pizza award pizza award pizza award pizza award pizza award pizza award pizza award pizza award pizza award

How long until rDrama collapses? (the answer is at the bottom)

I dont really have much to say about this, aevann asked me to make a glowie award but gave no instructions on what he wanted so I made one and sent it to him. the version thats on the site is different than what I made so idk whats going on with that lol. its looks pretty blurry tbh i'll try and unfrick it tmrw maybe idk

https://rdrama.net/chat

Chat is in alpha. It may never get out of alpha. We are TRIALING IT for ONE WEEK to see if it hurts the site. Report bugs and suggestions in this thread. Remember to ping @Aevann because I can't do shit.

You liking chat does not mean it will stay after the week is over, nor does it mean it will ever return. We are monitoring metrics that are entirely unrelated to your enjoyment of the chat. Your feelings are of NO CONSEQUENCE SO GET FRICKED.

A quick access button will be added to the mobile bottomnav and the upper desktop pane tomorrow.

Emojis are supported. Images are not, for obvious reasons, though this may be added at a later date.

The 50 most recent messages are visible at present. If you feel this should be increased or decreased (why?), say so after using it and explain your answer.

https://rdrama.net/chat

i know i don't (usually) post these for graphic adds but ive been away from home for like 2 weeks or so so it got kinda backlogged

not nearly as much as i thought it would be though

anyway the reason i'm posting this one is because you need to submit more banners

go here

https://rdrama.net/post/35835

make banners

submit banners

get badge

the requirements for banners are at the top

and thank fricking god black history month is over because the like 8 BLM banners we had got stale fast and i'd like to avoid staleness the rest of the year

GO CREATE CUTE TWINKS I'LL GIVE YOU 1 UNBAN AWARD PER APPROVED BANNER FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS THATS LIKE 3500 DC VALUE WOW

banners themselves do not have a deadline but the prize does

"https://rdrama.net/e/marseyblowkiss.webp"

EDIT: this applies to both posts and comments

here https://rdrama.net/settings/profile

EDIT: INCREASED FEE TO 2000

To play, enter "!wordle". Afterward, you will see a textbox and a funny little button with "GUESS" written on it.

You have 6 tries to guess the correct word.

After each guess, you get feedback for letters that are in the word and/or in the word and in the right space:

🟩 - correct letter and position

🟨 - correct letter, incorrect position

🟥 - incorrect letter

No reward so far. Have fun!

I finally got around to adding @Chapose's Marsey ABCs so victims of the Marsey award can communicate more effectively and much more adorably. You can use the emoji picker to search alphabet or abcs or letters or punctuation and it's all there. All names begin with marseyalpha and then the letter, so ABC would be marseyalphaa marseyalphab marseyalphac. Whether it's faster to click items in the emoji picker, or just copypaste that prefix and type each letter individually at the end and add a colon is anyone's guess. Probably the emoji picker.

edit: after playing around with it, I've found that spamming a letter a bunch of times and then just ctrl+arrow keying through and changing the last letter of the spammed emoji to be very quick

If we ask nicely maybe Aevann can give them their own tab, or at least make searching "abc" or "alphabet" present them in alphabetical order. I thought naming them this way would do it (the punctuation was meant to appear at the end, and so is named marseyalphazwhatever) but this doesn't appear to have happened

just added the numbers too, prefix is marseyalphanumeric and then the digit

my hand hurts

frick off and die

ft. by the amazing @McCoxmaul

there are a lot of rly good ones that dont seem to have had threads

@JoyceCarolOates had some gems

i love historical figure marseys

his anti(??? 😳) abortion ones are great too

@BigBussyHunter and @cynic also came through with some treasures

@chiobu as always killed it

you may have to clear cache

nvm that didnt work

@Aevann why is marseygunshotsuicide by @cynic broken

cc @McCoxmaul

Treasure Boxes

• Treasure boxes now have a chance to appear in posts that do not contain !slots or !blackjack.
• Treasure boxes can either be standard (1% chance, 10-100 DC reward), or special (0.1% chance, 100-1000 DC reward).
• Standard treasure boxes have a 25% chance of being a mimic, which instead eats 10-100 of your DC.

Blackjack

• Blackjack winnings and losses now add to total user winnings.
• Getting a blackjack from the initial deal now correctly pays.
• The dealer's "X" cards now properly show as "10."

DO NOT DO THIS SHIT OR YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH: