time to cut loose

maryjanaphobes out. Drugchads in in in. Planning on making this a semi-regular thread (to help prevent hole deletion). Also if anyone remembers relevant ping groups, pls ping.

Asking for a friend...

who goes by Amby online.

They blame Reagan.

I don't give a frick what you're drinking because all you drink gay shit like mixed drinks or Whiteclaw, whatever the frick that is. I want to know what your plans are for today/weekend? Maybe you're taking your kid to a hockey game or doing some house repairs? Maybe you're gonna get angry at things your read on the internet?

Ventura County Superior Court Judge David Worley ruled that Spejcher “had no control over her actions” when she entered into a psychotic episode and stabbed O'Melia, 26, repeatedly in his Thousand Oaks apartment on May 28, 2018. Experts for the prosecution and defense both found that the marijuana bong hit given to Spejcher threw the woman into the deadly psychotic episode. “From that point forward, she had no control over her actions,” Worley said, according to the outlet.

What if Marsey the Cat smoked weed

Can maersy do it too? can marsey do it too? 

what if marsey the cat smoked weed? 

Can you imagine if Marsey the Cat smoked weed? 
Does Marsey smoke weed? No? Well, what if she did? 
can you imagine what it would be like? Thank you. 

PSYCHIATRIST
and how does it make you feel that Marsey the Cat smoke weed? 

ME 
well, she doesn't, but i often imagine if she did. 

ME 
Marsey, would you smoke this weed with me? 

MARSEY 
Well, I never have... But I know you've often thought about it. 

ESTRAGON
She wouldn't. 

VLADIMIR
She could. 

ESTRAGON
Marsey... smoke weed? 

VLADIMIR
She might. 

ESTRAGON 
But why?

VLADIMIR 
Why not?

BUSH 
And then what if Marsey puffed it? Like this [pantomimes puffing joint] 

CHENEY 
[laughing] Bush you are insane 

BUSH
It could happen. 

MORRIS 
[frankly] Did Marsey the Cat smoke weed? 

RUMSFELD
[long pause, then a sad grin] I don't know 

MORRIS
You don't— 

RUMSFELD
I do not. 

MCDONALDS 
Can i take your order sir 

ME 
marijuana marsey? 

MCDONALDS
excuse me? 

ME 
sorry, was thinking about marsy smoke weed 

MCD
o ok 

MCDONALDS
order sir? 

ME
iwantto-know-about-you 

MCD 
i can't sir 

ME
why though? 

MCD
it's-againstthelaw 

ME
ur-a-person-2-me 

MCD
thxbutno 

SETHROGEN 
BUhhh i mean f*cking... what if though? Marsey the cat hiting a blunt, why not 

LETTERMAN
[stares blankly into audience]

Hi rDrama!

I was in the process of making an American sTyle New York Style cheesecake and got halfway through before realising I didn't have any Graham Crackers. I was going to venture out of the food dessert I've recently found myself in to look for some but a king rDramanaught told me Britain doesn't have Graham crackers. Why? And what do I do with the rest of the cheesecake in my instant pot?

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I took the free booze the 2nd time Idk what happened to the first one. Left the 2nd one out there for like 3 days in the baking sun before I took 3 beers out of a 6 pack left there. THIS ISNT NORMAL. I bought a bunch of white claws to leave there as payback. Should I leave a note? This is very rich suburban territory I'm crashing at rn.