These motherfrickin seats are sick of these motherfrickin fats on this plane.

So this is what happens when pigs fly

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There's far, far worse in the US.

Couldn't justify that extra cost given how short the flights are but went with Delta comfort+ using credit card rewards for my next trip.

Besides i know i won't be stuck next to a fat because I put myself on all window seats, with my wife next to me. She can deal with the potential whale taking the last premium seat

FAT ALERT

PERSON OF WEIGHT DETECTED

LOCAL DRAMANAUT EXPOSES HIMSELF TO BE A FATTY

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

THE FATS ARE AMONG US

PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST ANTI-FAT FRICK OFFICE IMMEDIATELY

Smoking isn't allowed, it's unhealthy.

Lmao I had to fly with an amerilard airline recently, and it was the first plane I'd ever been on with a full sized "disabled"(fat) bathroom, even the stewardesses were a little chunky

Well basically except the whole ripping darts in the cabin thing, darn FAA

Next time you could sit next to them and claim assault. They were already touching you from the start I want you to make it happen.

what exactly are the terms to this? if some fat butt b-word can take up 3 seats, then why the frick can i not just lay down and take up the whole row?

People at that size commonly rely on CPAP machines to get proper sleep. It pushes pressurized air into their airways to prevent them from collapsing or getting blocked, which can cause them to snore or get jolted awake from the suffocation.

Imagine being so fat that your airways constrict if you're not consciously breathing.

Probably has some medical issue associated. Imagine the stress her body is constantly dealing with.

i’m 6’4 and i paid for emergency exit seats on the trip down to florida a few months ago and i’ll never go back to the peasant rows.

The single good thing that fats may give us is larger airplane seats. For them it will be normal, for the rest of us it will be down right luxurious compared to how they are now.

!blackjack210

FAA regulations state that if you need a seatbelt extender, you are not allowed to sit in the exit row.

I don't think she could fit through the emergency exit. What happens in that scenario? does she just burn up while everyone else escapes?

Her bottom half is twice as fat as the rest of her.

It's the entitled, incensed look on her face, like she's been delivered a cosmic injustice that must be immediately corrected with ample recompense instead of being a disgusting glutton, a modern day freak show, with such pathetic will power that she can't help herself from mutilating her body by stuffing her ravenous mouth with enough calories to feed an African village. The tilted posture of her chubby fingers, the Karen glasses, the shittily dyed neon "notice me" hair which is contradictory to a body you should want people to avert their eyes from, her torso sized thights, frick I'm getting too mad at this Jabba the Hutt b-word to continue.

You put effort into not being a fat c*nt while some fatty puts zero effort in and has the nerve to complain about discrimination.

Also the face saying "can you believe how they're treating me smh".

If looking at someone's body makes you so angry, maybe you should take a long hard look at yourself and figure out why you're so unhappy. No one deserves to be judged and shamed for their appearance, so why don't you just put your big boy pants on and stop being such a judgmental little shit.

It’s prolly a IX violation Mr. LSU

Media would eviscerate them.

Is weight a protected class? I guess if the lards can get some doctor to claim it is a disability for them, then it would be protected.

fats should have to walk wherever they're going until they lose enough weight to fit into a seat