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HARD PASS

RED FLAG

Copy pasting the first part of this so lazy girlies don't have to experience the stress of !clinklickers

As the sheen on dating apps dulls, more Americans are reporting bad experiences on them. Frustrated by bots, subscription costs and high effort-to-reward ratios, Gen Z is fleeing the apps in hope of real-life meet-cutes. Earlier this year, “Bustle” declared that dating apps are in their “flop era.”

Not all of the apps are taking this backlash without a fight. On Tuesday, after months of internal shake-ups and stock market woes, Bumble took a shot at winning back hearts and minds with a redesign, which includes a break with the app's requirement that women make the first move.

A new feature, which the company has called “Opening Moves,” allows women to place on their profiles a question, like “What is your dream vacation?,” to which men who match can respond. (In nonbinary and same-gender matches, both sides can include these prompts.)

The shift is a major one for Bumble. Until now, a man who matched with a woman on the app had to wait for her to message him. If she did not initiate a conversation, the match would expire after 24 hours.

Whitney Wolfe Herd founded Bumble in 2014 because of her own personal experiences. She said that the idea was to give women more control. “I had a series of bad relationships, and I felt I was controlled by a man,” she added, “whether it was: Don't wear this or, You can't hang out with this person or, You need to be home at this time.”

But over the years, Bumble received feedback from women who found that making the first move was “a lot of work” or “a burden,” and Ms. Wolfe Herd began thinking about how to release the pressure. Opening Moves, she said, is a result of that process, a way to let women maintain control while not feeling the stress of initiating all of the conversations.

But not copying the whole thing because The Gray Lady be a notoriously litigious b-word.

I'm 30 years old.

And I run a $200M portfolio of businesses.

This is my daily routine: pic.twitter.com/6kJ8p65P4Q

— Leila Hormozi (@LeilaHormozi) December 2, 2022

Moids post their work L's:

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The scrote will try to shame you by talking about "happiness", reply by proving you're better than everyone:

I run a one-person business that does $2M a year in net income, giving me roughly the same access to things that make people happy, work less than 40% of this, and I don't need to work myself to death to do it. Here's a routine that won't kill you:

Why are you equating my working so much with such a negative connotation? I am healthier and happier than 99.99% of this world - so why is this “bad”?

You're not "working so much". You're spending half your day eating and in the gym and the rest is basically just checking that other people have actually done the hard work

Imagine not gaming the system like this:

This is literally just a regular 9-5, with filler like your workouts, gym and dinner to make it look more impressive. 2 hours of deep work (i.e. regular work) and the rest is meetings. Lol

The only thing worse than a girlboss brag is a medical student bragging:

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This is why you only date rich men, ladies. Some choice quotes from the pickmeisha:

When I first met him as part of a larger friend group, he was getting disability payments but later lost the SSI and was working at a retail job just like I was by the time we actually got together. We agree on all the important things- politics/feminism/human rights etc etc. We have similar senses of humor, love the same activities, just well matched. While we were friends it was a very frenimes relationship so when we got together it was a big surprise but after a while I think everyone got it. We are very similar.

Soon (about a month) after we made it official he quit his job with the intention of getting back on SSI... he has very high standards of treatment that he expects from his workplace and doesn't really put up with any abuse. I think that's really admirable but not very realistic in every situation. I worked for different retail stores the first 2 years of being together and have since moved to office work making a lot more than I was at stores. He hasn't had a job or SSI basically for the whole time.

Surprise, surprise. He found a woman willing to put up with his bullshit and immediately quit his job.

I really do love him a lot, but I haven't been able to really enjoy our time together the last few months. I am almost 30, I have been making strides in maturing in my career, I don't really want kids or to get married but I do want to have some one I can count on and he is unreliable. I cant even give him cash to buy the money order for rent because he has held 1,000s of dollars in cash for months until we got a pay or quit notice from the apartment managers asking where our rent was... I am so tired all the time, but I have lived with him (as roommates and as a couple) for years and years. It seems so daunting for him not to be around and since he is on the lease he might insist on staying (which is worse??? I don't know) and getting an apartment as cheap as the one I have is impossible in my area. I am really freaked out and worried but I don't want my entire life to be like this forever. I have been trying to get up the courage/ ability to actually have this convo, but I don't know when or how it should be done.

This dumbass will literally have money in his wallet THAT SHE GAVE HIM and still not pay for his woman.

I work 5 days a week/40 hours, plan all dinners and cook them. This is where the ADD comes in. The house is always a mess. Like very messy. Dishes almost never are done, laundry very often not done. I have tried to talk to him and he says he is doing the best he can- that if he wasn't here I would have to be doing those things myself anyway. I ALSO know he plays video games while I am gone. I think it might be more than he says he does, but he is very adamant that I over estimate how much he is playing. I am gone most of the time so i don't know for sure what the actual break down is.

DON'TDATEMENWHOPLAYVIDEOGAMES. Even if you yourself like playing them, they will just distract him from his actual priority, which is YOU.

I have a really hard time with this. I am not a perfect person and I don't believe that a person's worth is tied to what they are able to contribute but I have had similar conversations (read blow ups/melt downs) where I literally tell him I am drowning and I need help. He really does believe he is doing his best to help me. He does do some chores sometimes. Just not regularly or completely enough for the house to be clean all at once. You really put a lot of my feelings into words, and I'm struggling with this. Thank you so much for your comment. I really appreciate it.

Imagine caring about this much about an r-slured scrote. Just drop him honey!

I have held many retail jobs. Managers are not very good, do not keep the safety or comfort of their employees in mind, union busting rampant, and customers treat customer service workers like literal scum. I do not miss it at all, but I did put up with it for a long time so I could work on moving to a position like the one I have now. In the 5 years we've been together I've gone from making less than 20k a year to now breaking 50k. (Obviously not a brag and still not that much, but for a one person household, this is livable with some extra to save). I didn't expect him to want the same thing, but I did want him to support me more if this was how he wanted to live.

She broke through the glass ceiling to earn respectable foid dollars and is still with this loser?

I have a really hard time with this. I am not a perfect person and I don't believe that a person's worth is tied to what they are able to contribute but I have had similar conversations (read blow ups/melt downs) where I literally tell him I am drowning and I need help. He really does believe he is doing his best to help me. He does do some chores sometimes. Just not regularly or completely enough for the house to be clean all at once. You really put a lot of my feelings into words, and I'm struggling with this. Thank you so much for your comment. I really appreciate it.

Maybe a person's isn't, but a disgusting moid's is.

Let this be a lesson to all you dramafoids. She wasted 5 of her prime years dating this lazy b-word and will end up with nothing to show for it. Secure that bag first and foremost.

“Guys don’t realize how easy it is [to impress on a first date].”

Roll out the red carpet, order a car and pick up the tab. That’s it.@meangirlpod ft. @girls_gottaeat presented by @pinkwhitney pic.twitter.com/30ezBOtEjk

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) June 19, 2023

Moids be playing video games with strangers but not spending $500 on dates with strangers smh:

You know why we don’t pick you up or send you a car? Because of Tinder dating & hypergamy. You have absolutely no idea who you’re meeting and there is zero romance. The first date is cheap and low effort because it’s likely to be a zero sum game.

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Imagine buying a foid coffee instead of throwing it in her face and taking some upskirt pics for the road:

I am sorry my first date is coffee in mid afternoon, second date is the big one. Not sure I am comfortable throwing a big first date on someone I have never really met. Coffee and a walk on the sea wall if you want something more grand there are plenty of simps out there

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OFoid shows up to prove that romance isn't dead, immediately gets attacked by a horde of frustrated moids:

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Either foids deserve reparations or moids should live in the ocean, pick one:

Just spend 1000$ before you find out if you have any compatibility at all guys. It's so easy. Imagine the thank you text you will get for the nice date after she mentions that there just wasn't a vibe between you guys. These washed up girls are getting the fare they deserve. 😂

The duality of the foid:

Zoomer college girls are asked how much money their boyfriend or future husband needs to make.

You can probably guess how this goes. pic.twitter.com/Pr4b1XprPA

— GAE underground updates (@GAE_USA) October 13, 2022

Imagine willingly encouraging cultural appropriation:

why are all these women wearing bras as shirts, what is happening

1. They are in Arizona 2. They are at ASU

Their fashion should be modeled off the traditional dress of desert peoples!

Only a real king can roll with a queen:

300k isnt absurd at all

The moid copes any way it can:

Well I went to school there, and the reality is they'll date a skater kid that works at a road sign making shop because they'll get lonely, lol

Fifty mil gross pic.twitter.com/DJfO61YDkZ

— Amouranth (@Amouranth) January 9, 2024

Yikes is this misogyny or cope:

the ick i get when a man mentions going to therapy or having anxiety is unreal like it makes me feel sick lmao. like why are u telling me that

— Kendall (@Kenny___Rose) June 12, 2023

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Might be a bait tweet, but the seethe is real

Drama

no bigger turn off than a male going thru “anxiety”

No bigger turnoff than a female who would rather see her man rot from the inside out and eventually off himself rather than seek help. You truly are awful.

they used to go to war blair

Congratulations you're the worst

What about the men who went to war, came home broken, and now go to therapy so they can get through life? Are they allowed to have anxiety or go to therapy? Because some of them thought they weren’t supposed to and now a lot do them aren’t here anymore.

Lmao just get over it sweaty

Lmao for real, go clean the garage you’ll be fine

I thank god every day I’m gay holy shit

Gay men also reject other men for this, unfortunately. It makes me want to hold everything inside and never show vulnerability to anyone anymore, or I'm not "manly" enough. God forbid men aren't confident and strong 100% of the time, that we have issues we're working through.

Some of these entitled immature bishes gonna get wake up call one of these days. They won't always get away with being psychopaths just cause they superficial cute. Its all fun and games til somebody gets punched in the face. Just sayin'.

Scrotes fantasizing about getting violent with women when they disagree with them

Agreed. Unless you are a combat veteran with severe ptsd . Your therapy should be family & work. Go fix a car or some shit. Therapy is extra soy.

Aint no way your fat bald butt is talking like this

You are a grown man with a nose piercing

Remember men: June is Mens mental health awareness month. Punch these bitches in the head. It’s good for your mental health.

So Alpha Male asked them guys on twitter to text girls that friend zoned them saying they should go on a date because they don’t want to be just friends again and some of my gender went straight to bill those guys💔🤣😭

A thread pic.twitter.com/D4kMgfUIhT

— UNSCRAMZ DOINGS😎 (@idrgafwhatever) March 26, 2024

Help! New wife has crippling debt.

Throw away for hopefully obvious reasons. I just got married yesterday, and last night my wife drops the bomb on me that she has $160k in debt between school, judgements, cars and credit cards.

I have 120k in investments and 30k in savings. She's pressing really hard that it's “our” money now and she's expecting me to withdraw everything and put it towards her debt, per Dave Ramsey who she's been apparently following for years.

Not gonna lie, had I known this I wouldn't have even thought marriage to be an option. How should I approach this? We're filing with the court later today if that makes a difference. Admittedly, I was incredibly pissed when she told me last night and we haven't talked since then.

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News was broken, she left in a firestorm. Broke a lot of things on the way out, and was telling me things like she plans to sue me for wasting her time and pain and suffering 😂 it's shitty, but onto the next I guess. Thanks to everyone for giving me advise on this!

alright, I'm not going to file with the court. I'm gonna break the news and I'll keep you guys posted! Thanks for the help!

Lots of questions asking why we didn't discuss finances before getting married. We did discuss them a year ago when I first proposed, and she told me she was debt-free.

lots of questions about her judgements. I don't know what they're for, but there's 4 of them totaling 55k

Austin's hardcore Democrat masturbator, Antonio Rios chased a woman for seven miles while masturbating. During the chase, the woman shattered her leg and will have to have her knee replaced. A Soros-backed DA let him off with probation. Rios is now free awaiting trial for another… pic.twitter.com/fpFNePfwdP

— @amuse (@amuse) April 27, 2023

We need a scrote patrol

Johnny Depp’s new movie, #JeanneDuBarry, debuts with a metacritic score of 51, an F rating. The score is currently as yellow as his teeth. Congratulations! 💛 pic.twitter.com/2ITmr8kzX3

— chateau bunny ❄️ (@cocainecross) May 16, 2023

He looks hideous too, Queen Amber will have the last laugh

The United States Embassy recommends not using Tinder in Medellin🚩☠️ https://t.co/E129iQvgx8

— BowTiedColombia 🇨🇴🌞 (@BowTiedColombia) January 10, 2024

Is @Landlord_Messiah still around? Is it possible that he was one of the 8 dusties that was killed?

The absolute state of women pic.twitter.com/TURf8nZqpg

— Nugs (@Titsandnuggies) August 4, 2023

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I am once again begging for dc. Need to buy awards due to bpd.

A couple of hours ago my husband (29) and I (28) where watching TV and I was nursing our daughter (3 months old). He said that he wonders what it will be like when she is older. How he will feel when they sleep together in the same bed and cuddle together. He said he was worried that it might be weird. He asked me what it was like with my father and whether I cuddled with him or slept in bed with him. So I told him what it was like when I was a child. He's mentioned once or twice in the past that he's afraid he'll find her attractive because she looks just like me. I had this conversation in mind when we spoke earlier and I must have made a funny face after we talked because he asked me what I was thinking. I told him honestly that I was worried that he might actually find her attractive in the future. And to clarify I told him that for me there is a difference between finding someone beautiful and being attracted to someone just so we are on the same page. Because he did use the word “attractive” in the past. This whole thing turned into a huge fight. He said that I fucked up big time, that I traumatized him by saying that and he will always think about this conversation when he will kiss or hold her and that I should have kept those worries to myself. He said that he is disappointed that I thought that he might want to do something to her which I never said! He also said that even if he's going to think that she's attractive that these are normal feelings and that everyone has them. He even told me that when he was a kid that he felt some type of way about his mother and that one day our daughter is going to feel the same way about him. He said that my father probably felt the same way about me or had some kind of thoughts about me. He said he would never ever do something with our daughter and he was really mad at me. I apologized and then he went to bed. I just don't think that that's right…. I can't shake this feeling of disgust and anxiousness. I'm in bed with my daughter right now and all I want to do is hold her and never let go. I wish we never had this conversation. And now I think about every joke and every comment he ever made about her or her body. He told me twice that if she has his mothers genes she's going to have massive boobs. And that she's probably going to have a big butt. Now I'm asking all the parents in here: is it normal to talk about this stuff to each other? Is it normal to think your kids are attractive? AITA for making him feel like he's wrong in the head?

nothing-more-cucked-than-having-a-daughter.txt !moidmoment

I love women ❤️ pic.twitter.com/k6wWkzNvsl

— Professor_blackpill (@prof_blackpill) April 18, 2023

what made you and lose all interest in a guy? i need your pettiest icks !biofoids !

one time a guy told me he noticed a mudflap was loose on his car so he was taking the day off work to get it fixed. one screw to replace, so helpless he needed a professional to do it for him

scrotes can post their s of icks queens have passed on them for too ig

Some men do this thing where they blow up in anger to try and scare the woman into backing down. What they don't know is that sometimes I deliberately provoke men so that I can point to his angry reaction like "see, he's unhinged" making it easier for me to fire him

— Lilith 💋 ⚔ (Female Strategy Podcasts) (@LilithWon_FDS) May 11, 2022

A serial rapist found guilty of raping a 13-year-old girl in a park in Midlothian, Scotland, has walked free from court.

Sean Hogg, 21, was given a community payback order as a direct alternative to a jail sentence at the High Court in Glasgow on Monday.https://t.co/BIITPGZOvf…

— UK Justice Forum 🇬🇧 Latest Video News Updates! (@Justice_forum) April 3, 2023

It's the yt moid privilege for me

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