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recipe on https://cooking.boymoder.biz/recipes/milk-bread.html soon (maybe tonight (maybe tomorrow))

I refuse to make pizza without it from now on

There is nothing salad-like involved

Obviously my review had no impact on this, but I'm glad to see they realized some of the problems they are facing atm. Hope they also revamp the drinks in the future. If this changes my opinions on Panera, expect me to make a follow-up to my last post.

Starbucks doesn't even have stores or franchises in Israel

Does anybody know where people are buying black bananas @? Plz and thank you ahead of time

(I asked the store but when they pointed to the yellow bananas i guess we got cross hairs on different items in mind idk tho

My first try at the pickle. Very sour, but I used a bit more lemons than needed so a bit expected. For my personal taste it could also be hotter.

I'm celebrating Texas finally starting to get hot this year by cooking up a big pot of heretical chili.

This chili is considered blasphemous due to the beans - despite this, I have tricked enough Texan coworkers to abandon their morals and win one of those goofy office chili cookoffs with this recipe before I became a pale WFH shut-in.

This makes a ton of chili, and a ton of delicious leftovers. I'll usually put some aside in flattened ziploc bags to freeze for later.

You will need:

5 qt Dutch Oven

Food processor

You could also theoretically throw this all into an instant pot for an hour and get similar results, but I enjoy slowly letting my house smell delicious.

VEGETABLES

• 1 diced onion

• 2-3 chopped celery stalks

• 1 diced bell pepper

• 3-4 cloves minced garlic

MEATS

• 1 lb ground beef

• 1 lb italian sausage (not in casing)

• 6 oz bacon, chopped into bits (about half of a pack)

MISC

• 2 14.5 oz cans "chili beans" (can use kidney instead if desired)

• 2 15.5 oz. cans diced tomatoes

• 6 oz tomato paste

• 1 can "chipotles en adobo/chipotles adobado"

• 2 beef bouillon cubes

• 1/4 cup beer - I usually use guiness or blue moon, but any non-crazy beer should work.

• 1 1/2 tsp worchestershire sauce

SPICES

• 2 tbsp chili powder

• 1 1/2 tsp oregano

• 1 tsp cumin

• 1/2 tsp basil

• 1/2 tsp salt

• 1/2 tsp pepper

• 1/2 tsp cayenne powder

• 1/2 tsp paprika

• 1/2 tsp sugar

1. Throw everything listed under spices together in a small container and set aside.

2. Throw the chopped bacon, beef, and italian sausage into the pot and allow to cook until the ground meat is browned. Once this is completed, drain the meat and set aside. Keep small amount of fat in the pot.

3. Add onion to pot - stir often and at a higher temperature to allow it to brown. Once the onion has started to brown, turn the heat back down a little and throw in celery, bell pepper, and garlic.

4. Open can of chiles en adobo - take out 1 pepper and scrape out as much of the adobo sauce as you can into a food processor. You can use more peppers if you'd like, but I'd recommend starting with one. Mix the 1 pepper & sauce together until the pepper is fully blended into the sauce.

5. Add the cooked meat to the pot of vegetables.

6. Add the pureed chile sauce and beer.

7. Add the spice mix you set aside in the first step.

8. Add beans, tomato paste, diced tomatoes, and worchestershire.

9. Add bouillon cubes. These will dissolve as the chili cooks. Stir everything together until well mixed.

10. Turn heat down to low, cover pot, and allow to cook for about 4 hours. Stir occasionally to make sure nothing gets stuck to the bottom.

It will taste insanely good the next day after cooling -> reheating.

During grilling season, I'll add a grilled chopped serrano with the vegetables.

Sir this is a Wendy's

!cuteandinvalid someone ping !.goyslopenjoyers

Food deserts 😉

I got a free 2 month trial of Panera's Sip Club they are constantly shilling and I have opinions about it. I was planning to send this as feedback for the survey they send me via email almost every visit, but these frickers are so cheap you don't get anything for filling it out. Might as well get some DC instead.

The main problem with this whole thing is that the drinks at Panera just aren't very good. The quality of all the drinks (most of them!) I've had are middling at best. That immediately sets this thing up to fail, it doesn't matter how many options or how cheap the club is if the drinks aren't worth drinking.

The other main problem is that the selection is weird. There are a bunch of items, but they are almost all the same type of product with very few exceptions.

They may have 25 items, but let's break them down so you can see how little meaningful variety there is:

• Only 4 of those drinks are caffeine free, and 1 isn't available after 2 PM.

• 4 coffee options, but 2 of those aren't available after 2 PM (including the decaf!)

• If you want iced coffee, the dark roast is your only option, no decaf, hazelnut, or light roast.

• The hot tea has many flavors (6), but they only list the ingredients of the Br*tish Breakfast and they all taste pretty similar.

Another issue is the warped sense of value, they market it as "once you get 4 drinks, it pays for itself". However the drinks are an overpriced ripoff without the sip club, soft drinks are $3.19! If you pay that much for a soft drink, you might be r-slurred. This is the only place in town that serves soft drinks for anything over $3, and most places have a much wider selection of sodas. The coffee is $2.89 which isn't bad, if it wasn't gas station quality... None of the drinks they offer as part of the club are worth more than $2. This means you'd need to get 6 drinks a month to make it worth getting.

The frustrating part is they do offer some other nice interesting drinks, but they aren't part of the sip club. I understand why, they cost more to make, but they should have an option to get them for at least discounted. Even better would be making them free, but no refills, or even only allowing someone to claim 1 a week. Any of these solutions would allow someone to get these nice higher quality drinks as part of the sip club, without causing Panera to lose tons of money.

Also corporate has mandated that you get the cups with your order. They used to be right near the counter, however now they have to serve the empty cup with your food. This is brain dead. The time it takes to actually get the drink means your food is getting cold while getting your drink. It also means you can't enjoy your drink while waiting for the food, which takes time. This means the best way is to place 2 separate orders, one for just the drink first, and then another for the food. I don't need to explain why this is stupid. It also doesn't help that the app is slow as shit.

The program has one potential saving grace, the coupons. The idea is that every Saturday (and other days randomly) you get a coupon, not bad right? The problem is most of them suck; from a pathetic $2 off a Pick Two, to "Buy One Get One 50% Off" entrees, few are worth using. This means I usually just end up getting the Value Duets and using the entree coupons on them, as they are the only items that aren't a rip-off.

If Panera wants this to actually go somewhere it needs to do any one of the following:

• Reduce the cost of menu items to make eating here a better value.

• Make the coupons better, they don't need to be Burger King good, just better than what they are now.

• Allow the Sip Club to be used on premium drinks, whether that is only a discount, free with no refills, only so many a month, or some combination of those restrictions.

• Add more self serve drinks, specifically more soda and decaf options. Pepsi Zero, different Mt Dew or Pepsi flavors, fruit juices, iced decaf (and make the decaf coffee all day please!), and non caffeinated still lemonades would all be fine additions.

Note, it doesn't (nor should it) do all of these, that's unreasonable. However if they did even one of these it would be worth keeping the subscription. As it stands after my subscription ends, I don't plan to ever go back to Panera unless they fix the Sip Club or lower prices.

Also this is a small little tangent, but holy shit do a lot of the stuff they serve have too much sugar. All but 1 dessert item has more than 20g of sugar, and many are around ~50g! Also excluding the drinks that have 0g of sugar, most are around 50g a serving, I don't want to know how many people get refills on these... This place is one of the unhealthiest for desserts where I live, most donut places are much healthier! Kinda wild, it's not like the desserts really sell, so I'm not sure why they do this.

I am curious to see if other people view Panera differently these days so I'm going to make a poll. Do you go to Panera?

plese

I need your advice.

None of the above, you fat frick - 7 votes

I tried it for the first time and I luv it apparently the one I drank is unsweet and unflavoured but it tasted like vanilla to me.

Never liked "normal" milk too much cause it just left a shitty taste in my mouth. Turns out it's loaded with sugar and cholesterol anyway while the mighty almond has neither. Though it does have less protein so it's not all better.

How do you feel about the almond? Am I a strag?

RECIPIE :

Heat olive oil in pot.

Add diced onion.

Cook until soft.

Add diced garlic, chilli and ginger.

Cook until fragrant.

Add garam masala, tomato paste, chilli powder, paprika, turmeric, pepper and salt to pot. (1 teaspoon each approx.)

Cook until fragrant. Approx 30 seconds.

Add rice and lentils and toast until a nutty aroma is clear. (I used half a cup of rice and half a cup of lentils)

Add 2 and half cups of water.

Cook to a boil and then simmer for 45 mins or until water is cooked off.

Enjoy!