Post what you are eating today that God would improve of. I'm eating a couple lobster rolls.

has anyone done this? i want to get some to use w/my soda stream so i can make caffeinated seltzer water, i'm sick of drinking dehydrating coffees and teas in the afternoon and can't tolerate store-bought energy drinks any more as they are too sweet.

problem is FDA says this is illegal

internet says buy preworkout (? wouldn't this have other stuff in it) and i've also found this which seems maybe interesting but expensive.

my dream beverage and what i hope to achieve, is something that's 24oz, tastes like a LaCroix, and has like 300mg of caffeine in it lol.

suggestions?

!edgelords !noalcohol

There was a thread about it the other day so I thought I'd buy some and try it out. It'll never replace eggs for me because I fricking love eggs but I like trying novel foods. I had some spam I wanted to use up so I made a spam and "egg" scramble.

Cooking it was really easy. The bottle said to scramble it like eggs so I did. I poured in maybe half the bottle into some melted butter, eyeballing it looked like around the quantity of five large eggs or so but it shrunk quite a bit as it cooked. I sprinkled it with salt and pepper and added some shredded cheese like I would with eggs. When it was almost done I added in the already fried spam to heat it up. It cooked pretty much like you would expect from scrambled eggs though you absolutely need to use a nonstick pan. Even still it was trying really fricking hard to stick to the bottom. To finish it off I topped it with sour cream and Pickapeppa spicy mango hot sauce.

They nailed the texture, honestly I'm pretty impressed. It's almost exactly like scrambled eggs. I don't know how to describe the taste, it doesn't really taste like much. I'd call it inoffensive. Sort of like tofu but maybe less nutty. Very mild. I'd never eat it plain like I would eggs (I love the taste of eggs) but when you combine it with other things and put hot sauce on it the flavor pretty much disappears.

Overall I'm pretty impressed. Like I said before I love eggs and will keep eating them but if for some reason you're a vegan (lmao) this is nutritionally and texturally almost an exact copy of scrambled eggs.

dramatards did me real gud by recommending Indomie noodles (so delicious), so I'm looking for a good steak seasoning. I just use salt and pepper right now but I'm looking for a change.

I don't like Montreal seasoning SORRYYYYY so is there anything that's good to put on steak when cooking it?

This may be a turning point in my life.

Taste wise it was fine. Strong yet vague citrussy flavor. I didn't really detect notable sugar alternative weirdness that's in diet sodas

Packaging/presentation great. The can has a premium feel with it's embossed logo, detailed high quality printing, and large size

But effect wise it was great in ways I didn't predict. Contrary to normal caffeine beverage making me jittery and hyper this elixir really made me feel like a boomer. Calm, contented, superior. Yes I am a better man now that I've had Monster Zero Ultra. I can't exactly say how but I know it's true. I attribute this effect primarily to memetic power.

If you don't believe in memes. If you just laughed at "literally me" instead of strongly relating to Ryan Gosling performances then this drink is not for you. It will just be another one of dozens of overpriced energy drinks. But if you have been infected by or even just witnessed the powerful boomer meme then this drink will let you ascend to a higher state of being. I urge you to try it even if you believe that you are not, in fact, a boomer. I didn't know this meme had such an power until I tried Monster Zero Ultra

Verdict: I like it

I predict the objections now.

@garlicdoors you're a marketing manipulated normie

@garlicdoors your diet is terrible you haven't ever had any other energy drinks. How do you know you didn't just have a taurine deficiency

@garlicdoors you're not literally a boomer

And to those I say sssiiippppppp

P.S. !boomers let me in. I am one of you now.

recipe at https://cooking.boymoder.biz/recipes/chocolate-cake.html

Just chop up fruit and freeze it lmao. Free yummy iced snack.

Shots fired

Here is what toad in the hole is supposed to look like.

Sausages inside a Yorkshire pudding

Here is the NYT version

Eggs inside a piece of toast

It's not exactly a complicated dish.

Thread full of confused and outraged

https://twitter.com/ShowerAbsolute/status/1652043297496375330?t=9kz9osjWAKz6P0yVnK5Ukg&s=19

NYT continuing their impressive trend of every single article about Britain being completely wrong

chicken noodle soup

Is it any good, or just a meme?

Thinking of getting one

One of the best pizzas I've had here in San Antonio, phenomenal crust that is cooked perfectly, extremely high quality toppings, and great distribution. The service was great, they helped determine if one of the online deals was available dine-in (it was), and was friendly.

We got the salad and large 2 topping pizza combo for $16, which is a great price. The salad was huge (pic is of it almost finished, the bowl was full) and great to share. I highly recommend you check this place out if you are in the area. Note there are 2 locations, it seems people like this one more, which is why I listed the street.