amusing Fanfic author in the wild!
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https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14406023/1/
A message for all of these artists who keep messaging me every single week. (Note to anonymous reviewer, you have no idea how bad this problem has gotten, this site is full of the human equivalent of bots, and no I didn't make up factory work (honestly who would?) so kindly keep your ignorance to yourself). (Jesus Christ so much but hurt PM me like a normal person ffs)(cry harder)
Have you ever been in the position of being a fanfiction author and you check your inbox and see something along the lines of "I really like random story X and I have some suggestions".
Sighing internally you reply and ask them their suggestion and they haven't actually read the story at all and say something along the lines of "can you please give me money to draw you some art for your story".
This is really fricking annoying. I'm not gonna give you any money, especially not after pulling a trick like that. It's a shitty thing to do. I don't get paid any money to write, I go out and do 8 hours of backbreaking work in a filthy factory to pay my bills, I create stories in my extremely limited free time. It's hard work but it's honest work, which is more than I can say for you.
Fortunately for me, I already have art because artificial intelligence art is a thing. I paid 50 for lifetime ad free use of an ai art app on my phone and now I have INFINITE art without paying artists a cent.
If anyone is interested I even have a facebook page called "MA7 fanfiction author" where I share some of this art for free.
So can these duplicitous commission artists kindly go right the frick away and stop this shit.
Thank you for listening.
Dear butthurt angry people. This is very specifically aimed at the human spam bots who spam me like every few days. Wrinkle those brains a bit and read what I said, not just what you think I said. I'm sorry if I touched your sacred cows but I'm not artist-Hindu and your cow is blocking the road. I'm not attacking every professional artist on this earth, I'm attacking the human spam bots who infest this website using false pretences to try to get commissions.
As for the "purity" of art, commission art is exactly the opposite of artistic expression. Someone is literally paying money and telling the commission artist exactly what to make (even if it's crap). As a self funded writer I have the freedom to write anything I want (including this), I don't have to suck the peepee of some sponsor and compromise my "art" the way that professional artists do. I'm far closer to artistic purity than the average commission spam bot will ever be. I don't care about your dream job, I don't work in my own dream job so why would I have sympathy for others who resort to spamming innocent people to work in their own dream job?
If you find work in art then good for you I applaud you, but I personally don't owe you any art commissions. Call me a "chud" all you like for touching your sacred cows, I find it amusing more than anything. Also please figure out how this website works regarding anonymous reviews. Specifically it is at the discretion of the author to approve the anonymous reviews, and if the review is just unhinged personal attacks then why would I show you any more respect than you show me by actually approving such diatribe. I don't owe you a platform to soapbox from and I don't owe you respect when you have none of your own.
I did take the liberty of saving your entertaining anonymous reviews for my own amusement, I found them very funny and got a good chuckle out of them. I got even more of a laugh watching you go ballistic every time I didn't approve them, honestly it was hilarious. If you want the ability to post shit in reviews without approval then you need to get an account on this site, but with that you lose the protection of remaining anonymous, you have to actually stand up and cop flak the way I do.
As for why I post this here rather than on a personal blog, the reason is obvious. Because the spam bots are here and they will read it *here, this is targeted at the human spam bots. If you are not a human spam bot then this was never even targeted at you in the first place. The only people who should be getting butt hurt are the spam bots.
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condemns e-books and says that one has to feel and taste the book
in one's hands, and not just absorb information but also capture the writer's feelings and intonations in a way that is impossible with these gadgets
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Putin condemned e-books and said you couldn't feel "what the writer feels", unlike reading paper copies.
— Anton Gerashchenko (@Gerashchenko_en) October 3, 2024
Most media and sources are convinced that Putin doesn't use Internet and gets all his news and reports via printouts prepared for him. pic.twitter.com/Kcdll1dnUn
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To discuss your weekly readings of books, textbooks and papers.
After 2 months of being unable to start any single book, I started Nick Lane's "The Vital Question" this week.
@RAEPEVANN
pls
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whyareyou
: literally the point of a cover is to help us judge the book tho
are too stupid to read children's books
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But that's not what the text says. How can you not understand a text that is meant to be read by children under the age of 12. https://t.co/x1obo9Ogtt
— Nader Kabar π»π΄π₯ (@Melitaalsole) October 22, 2024
Highlights include aforementioned drooling r-slurs assuming this is about jews
are you really gonna die on the hill of defending raging anti semite roald dahl
β scary mae πππ΅πΈ #1 charlica himejoshi (@hey_itz_mae) October 22, 2024
ugly people must always be smiling and cheerful otherwise my disgust from looking at their gross faces will take over. no this isnβt robbing them of agency and personhood
β steamnotif.mp4 (@kunaiears) October 22, 2024
Plenty of comments about how this is demonizing foid's appearances, or putting undue pressure on mentally ill people to be happy or whatever. We're fricking cooked man, elementary school literature is too much for people 
.webp?h=8 "P-Hat (blue) - Ughhhh coming up with different descriptions for RuneScape party hats")
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conquered 
slop >>>>> than any fictional literature written by the hands of any woman on this planet younger than 50 years.
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"Hannah Westland, publisher of the literary imprint Serpent's Tail, says she's not always confident that there's a market for fiction written by young men. "If a really good novel by a male writer lands on my desk, I do genuinely say to myself, this will be more difficult to publish." She believes that the "paths to success" are narrower because there are fewer prizes open to men, fewer magazines that will cover male authors, and fewer media figures willing to champion them β in the way that, for example, Dolly Alderton and Pandora Sykes have championed female authors on their podcasts."
i challenge even one dramafoid to name a single good compelling male character written by a woman 30 and younger, written within the timespan of 1995-2024
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Erik Von Shakesburg stared at his men lying dead in the streets of Berlin and the massive bald figure in a ridiculous cowboy get-up who danced among them.
He raised his pistol.
"Who are you,"
The figure turned and stared at him, stonefaced, but broke a grin as he said
"Isn't it obvious? I am Ozymandias! Look upon my works ye mighty and despair!"
And Shakesberg turned and saw that it wasn't only his men who were dead but the entire Drakan army lying dead. Everywhere he looked he saw only desolation and ruin. The German fera;s peered out silently from their homes. They saw his failure and weakness. His people's weakness.
He didn't hesitate. Erik had many vices and faults, but cowardice was not among. He emptied his clip into the strange figure.
The gun jammed.
The strange pale man's grin got even wider.
"I fear the game is over for you."
The strange man began to leisurely walk towards Erik with all the urgency of a golfer retrieving his ball on a perfect Sunday afternoon
"Game? You think this is a game you freak ?!?"
The man began to speak as he walked, Erik had never seen someone manage to do both at once with such effortless grace, such noble poise.
"Of course it is. War is a game. Nay. War is the game. Men are born for games. Nothing else." With every word the strange bald man got closer. He easily cleared the wreckage and rubble of the streets. For such a fat man he was shockingly nimble on his feet,
"Every child knows that play is nobler than work. He knows too that the worth or merit of a game is not inherent in the game itself but rather in the value of that which is put at hazard. Games of chance require a wager to have meaning at all. Games of sport involve the skill and strength of the opponents and the humiliation of defeat and the pride of victory are in themselves sufficient stake because they inhere in the worth of the principals and define them. But trial of chance or trial of worth all games aspire to the condition of war for here that which is wagered swallows up game, player, all. " Erik began to silently pray to a god he did not believe in and silently back away.
"Suppose two men at cards with nothing to wager save their lives. Who has not heard such a tale? A turn of the card. The whole universe for such a player has labored clanking to this moment which will tell if he is to die at that man's hand or that man at his." Erik began to run but the pale man still kept up his pace. It was impossible. He was going a full sprint but the fat man kept up at his leisurely stroll.
" What more certain validation of a man's worth could there be? This enhancement of the game to its ultimate state admits no argument concerning the notion of fate. The selection of one man over another is a preference absolute and irrevocable and it is a dull man indeed who could reckon so profound a decision without agency or significance either one." Erik caught his foot in a crevasse and felt something snap. His ankle was broken and he was trapped. With him.
"In such games as have for their stake the annihilation of the defeated the decisions are quite clear. " He was almost next to Erik, so close that Erik could see his lack of eyebrows
"This man holding this particular arrangement of cards in his hand is thereby removed from existence. This is the nature of war, whose stake is at once the game and the authority and the justification." Closer and closer he came. The accent was vaguely American, Erik was sure, but there was the hint of something else. Something inhuman,
"Seen so, war is the truest form of divination. It is the testing of one's will and the will of another within that larger will which because it binds them is therefore forced to select." The Draka had thought themselves predators and superhuman, but Erik knew with a full horrid certainty now that they had always been children playing at evil. This thing was the true lord of the world and the ultimate embodiment of the will to power, The ubermensch was here and he was helpless before him.
"War is the ultimate game because war is at last a forcing of the unity of existence. War is god."
The strange pale god began to leisurely unbuckle his pants and lower his trousers and undergarments. Erik was puzzled by his lack of pubic. Even more than his strange behaviour or inexplicable powers.
"What the frick are you?"
The Judge smiled and spread his arms wide, exposing his throbbing hairless impossible pale genitals.
"I am an aristocrat"
and then he fell upon him.
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Full Text
I don't know about you all, but English class in high school and college were boring as heck for me. Just had a thought that I would have read way more if a 40k book or two were thrown in there. Just my opinion but books like The Great Gatsby, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, A Tale of Two Cities etc don't hold a candle to 40k lore.
A bit off track, but I read on Youtube once (can't find the comment anymore) that some high school student was reading a manga titled "Berserk" and his teacher mocked him along the lines of comic books being unworthy forms of literature. Somehow the student got the teacher to read a bit and the teacher later said it's the best thing he's ever read.
I get that the books we read in English class are "Classics" with "valuable themes", but you can't say that there aren't valuable themes in 40k. If something has value, but it's boring as heck, then the student isn't going to remember it anyway, so all that value is lost. But if it's interesting, then we're opening some doors. Thoughts?
Further Links
r/bookscirclejerk - They should teach WH40K lore in school
tl;dr mandatory lore classes in high school
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Fundamentalist Mormonism is a patriarchal abusive religion just like mainstream modern Islam but you don't see too many anti-Islamic novels or biographies written. It's not because Islam is wonderful, but because it will cut your fricking throat if you dare insult it. Just ask Salman Rushdie or Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
There's a lesson there: if you're an abusive monster you can't half-butt it. Either reform and repent or keep being a tyrant and never show any lenience. If you loosen your grip even slightly they'll slip through and escape.
You say that's horrible? I'm @911roofer. At what point did you forget my bit was being a self-loathing psychopath? Did you really think I'd break kayfabe?
Also the novel ends with a bunch of spooky ghost children living in a magical playground without rules where all their feelings are accepted. That sounds like fun up until one of the kid's decides it would be fun to smash his buddies skull in. And none of these kids can ever permanently die so you've got a neverending bloodsoaked hellscape where the little bastards spend eternity torturing each other. Which sounds exactly like how children'a entertainment should be.
Kids need to know that it's an ugly hateful world out there full of homeless people who want to r*pe and/or eat them and rich people who want to brainwash them into slicing off their genitals. The sooner children realize they can't trust their parents, teachers, clergy, or coaches, that nature is only pretending to be cute and cuddly so it can gnaw their face off, and their friends only want to use them the better. Don't trust anyone. Ever.
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One of them, a dark-skinned man with a buzzcut, and a skull tattoo under his right eye, motioned toward the blinking light.
"You," he barked at one of the slavers, "go check it out."
The grunt, nervous but obedient, approached the tree where I'd hidden the overcharged clip.
Those people are a waste of space, truly the bottom of the barrel, seen enough of these kinds of people in Gaza, they have the same look in their eyes, the same look the Hamas members I fought in the streets and in the tunnels had, they feel powerful as long as they are in the position of perceived power, the moment you take it from them, it's the moment the masks fell off and those cowardly bastards will start to sing the Tikvah if need be to stay alive and be spared.
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Also, I liked the Goblet of Fire film adaptation
Don't care, and it's the only film Voldemort felt menacing after returning. By the last films he was just kind of goofy.
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a detective story in Nazi post-war Germany from the perspective of a Nazi detective whose unraveling a murder and larger state conspiracy
Spoilers in this guys review but seems like a really cool book
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for those who don't remember, Retchen is (obviously) a 
author who wrote a while ago a book called "Manhunt", which (obviously) was a pretty shit post-apo story where testosterone turn men into male feminist gorilla apes 
and the main character that are two (obviously) that need HRT to stay alive (muh metaphores) (obviously).
the whole thing was weird coomer shit that also for some reason had J.K. Rowling 
hide ina castle and die in what is quite probably some of the worst dream-fulfillement self-masturbatory fantasy i've ever seen.
there's also another book by the same author called Cuckoo 
, which is also shit, has a bunch of conversion camp stuff going on in it, an obsession with women having their periods 
and ends with like two thirds of the cast randomly ing out 
or fricking dying lol
- HailVictory1776 : People are reading "The Culture of Critique" by Dr. Kevin Macdonald
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Every single book is female coded pic.twitter.com/5KlflatLP5
— Lomez (@L0m3z) October 8, 2024
The Iliad stands alone
It's only there because the most recent translation by Emily Wilson
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The male porn is online
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For fiction, yeah. Only -aggots read fiction.
You're going to the mines
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all reading is female coded . men dont read books . i will be teaching a course on masculinity/ clout tomorrow at 3 pm et if u would like to participate lmk
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Here's the jannied thread
https://old.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/1g15ra5/witcher_20_and_rings_of_power_level_failure/
They're comparing it to the Witcher and Rings of Power lmao
!bookworms do HPcels deserve it?
What do you guys think they'll change? Harry being gay for Ron? Voldemort r*pes Lily Potter before killing her? Snape is Harry's father?
What a fricking joke, I'm so disappointed. The only reason I'm rooting for this show and backing it is because it was supposed to be a more faithful adaptation.
They won't be able to outdo the movies if they just redo all their mistakes.
I want to see more Dobby, I want to meet Winky, I want to see Bagman, I want to get all those random chapters from OOTP that added literally nothing but were so fun to read, I want to see all the Voldemort memories from HBP, I want to have the fricking mystery from GOF for fricks sake, they cut out the most important aspect of that book. I don't want anything left out, I want to see the books on the big screen.
I want literally everything they decided wasn't important enough to include the first time. I'm so upset by this, I really hope they come to their senses.
AAAAAGGHHH I NEED TO SEE MORE OF DOBBERYNO 
Rings of Power cares about the source, they just don't have access to it so they are doing the best that they can for a property the creators love. It would be much, much worse in other people's hands.
LMAO, !ringbearers imagine believing this?
Why is TERF mommy allowing her IP to be r*ped?
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