A few days ago, I posted about @Spiderman begging me for money and then exiling me from /h/mnn and threatening to send me back to prison (as if an r-slured basement-dwelling Dramneurodivergent has the power to do so): https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/295737/spiderman-exiles-me-from-hmnn-because

I had hoped that the r-slur was done begging me for money (that I barely even have), but apparently not.

!Metashit and !ranchers, please once again come point and laugh at this pitiful sped who thinks that I am even the slightest bit intimidated by him desperately trying (and failing) to extort fictional money out of me on le Dramasite.

@Spiderman, I legitimately feel sorry for you. I am not even joking. You are a worthless waste of DNA and a complete failure at life. I also feel sorry for your mother, who I'm sure you live with and who I'm sure you also parasite off of. If you are so pathetic that you have to be this desperate in order to obtain fictional online currency on a joke website, then the chances of you ever amounting to anything IRL are a solid zero percent. People like you honestly make me feel better about my own autism.

Anyways, I'm done feeling sorry for you now, so...

https://media.tenor.com/FRa5unEvAd4AAAAx/south-park-cartman.webp@rwby

@RWBY

Mostly so we can write funny dating profiles but also so we can get more dramatic material for the front page if love happens unironically.

Dig deep.

Goal: 60,000

Raised: 10,037

@Governor can choose between buttsecks and a janny spot - 5000+5000

!alligatorfrickhouse

I mean frick I've been poor enough to live in some relative shithole neighborhood in Portland for a while, but Gresham? Even people in Portland shit on Gresham. You can't even possibly commute to Gresham unless you live in some shithole with meth addict criddlers in a broken down RV parked right in front of your place. Gresham??????

I mean unironically one time I was complaining about bad neighbors to a cashier in a grocery store and he said "I might expect that in Gresham, but not here."

Gresham!!!!!!!

!metashit !pnw

IMAGE: MY FRIEND MR KOALA

@Patsy @ponyblaze

ALT!!!!!!

!metashit

@sneedman

!friendsofsneedman JOIN NOW NOW NOW !pinggrouplovers

To all my haters

!metashit !antizionists

@Aevann bounty pls

... and that's a fricking gwood thing.

There was a fricking tim nyot swo wong agwo wen twans fwowlk would be fricking hwounded off this website in despair by a fricking gaggwal of abusive and unfunny chuds.

And yet twoday, with the fricking recent bannying of many chuds, many of us are fricking able two pwost here, and make a fricking happy and thriving cwommunyity.

Thanks Aevann and Carp fwor cleanying up. It is fricking swo much safer nyow the fricking Chudwar has been won.

I think it's impwortant two mark this victwory of the fricking !nonchuds owor the fricking chuds. Of the fricking !cuteandvalids owor the fricking twansphwobes.

Swo spwead the fricking nyews two aww of ywour twans fwiends: rdrama.net is fricking nyow safe fwor twans peopwe, motherlover! The fricking chuds have been declawed, motherlover!

Earlier twonyight, I gwot swome pwivate chat messages fwom @Spiderman:

Shwortwy after that, I was remuvd as a mwod fwom /h/mnn...

...and @Spiderman pwosted a bizarre thwead snyeeding abwout me:

https://rdrama.net/h/mnn/post/295734/i-have-removed-one-of-our (archived: https://archive.is/wBkhG)

I asked:

Is this because I cwouldn't help u win the Wottershe? Bwo, unless u're Carp, u're nyot gwoing two win the Wottershe.

...and he respwonded with:

U knyow the reaswon. U are untwustworthy and genyuinyewy dwo nyot care abwout peopwe. This pwecludes u fwom cwontinyuing ywour mwoderation. Thank u anyway.

He asked "Dwo u want mwe two expwose our PMs?" befwore he pwosted this cwomment...

Sworry, i believed and twusted two give u a 2nd chance much like others awound here.

I am revoking that 2nd chance.

...and then exiled mwe fwom /h/mnn entirewy:

!Metashit, pwease cwome pwoint and laugh at this thirsty mwotherfwucker whwo is unyiwonyicawwy snyeeding because I cwouldn't hwook him up with fwee Dwamacwoin (of which, I shwould nyote, I onwy have 2,178 as of this wwiting - and 0 Marseybucks).

!metashit @Love

Cookies are an important feature of rDrama with a large influence on social status and power within the community.

As one of the users with the largest collection of cookies, I usually don't notice if one gets taken. But over the last few days many cookies have been missing from my account. This is alarming, because it wasn't triggered by a legal move such as "[minus]cookie" but was triggered by some other way. No cookie logs were shown on the website.

Luckily, I have full server access that I obtained lawfully through hacking using a ddos (technical computer term), so I checked the db. I found a disturbing table called "secret_jannies". In this table I also found thousands ill gotten (i.e. stolen) cookies. I think they are being horded for bad purposes.

We need answers from top brass. I am contacting the admins through official channels (fedex freight), but in the mean time watch your cookies carefully.

Due to powerful circumstances, I have had to forgive @911roofer even though he DEFINITELY doesn't deserve it.

However, now I have a new enemy. @Patsy. This user has been repeatedly insulting and hurting my feelings ever since I returned back from exile.

The final straw was when he insulted Mr Koala.

I have already contacted him, and informed him of the consequences if this behavior continues.

Be prepared nicesters to peacefully protest. I will keep you updated.

I know some of you kids think this is just ancient history. Or that we were overwriting the pixels of little brown babies. If you weren't there, you will never know what it was like. You will never understand the sacrifices we made.