!jannies

!metashit !dramatards

Out of pure curiosity coming from my 100% valid female side, I demand we divvy up all of /r/drama into 4 groups. Cute peepees, worm peepees and the women who suckle on cute peepees or the meth trash who sniff unwashed foreskin all day.

MANHOOD CHECK;

LADIES, TWINKS AND DEEPLY CLOSETED HOMOSEXUALS WITH THE ONLY VOTE THAT MATTERS

!dramatards

FrozenChosen (now @404notfound for some reason) confirmed this obviously fake suicide post based on "proof sent to modmail"

https://rdrama.net/post/266962/a-message-to-your-community-from/6363263#context

Poster is not dead, of course

https://rdrama.net/@Spiderman

!metashit

!transphobes

Now in black or Chinese

!metashit

How can we make rdrama a celebrating and affirming space for LGBT people next month?

Auto-chud anyone who fails to use the preferred pronouns on a user's profile? That could be chaotic and fun.

Progressive stack all posts in /h/gaybros and /h/transgender?

Promotion to invite LGBT people to rdrama?

Maybe we could give a special badge if you invite a black trans woman. Everything on this website should center black trans women for the whole month

Does this apply to polycules? I don't have a girlfriend yet but was hoping to establish a harem at some point and it turns out that I am not allowed to. The bright side is that this could cause some mongo sneed.

relegated to being considered the same thing as soyjak.party

!metashit

!dramatards !metashit

For CHADs that aren't ashamed of their voice like the rest of the nerds on rDrama

where u can fworce swomeonye two speak like a 1990s caricature of a chinyaman or a rapper (black) or a swouthernyer (fwor max reddittifwication)

Recently, someone created a Twitter group for dramanauts:

https://x.com/i/communities/1787333256074981641

This inspired me to create equivalent groups on Facebook and Steam, which I had previously done for other sites:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/714207774070279

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/dramanauts

There apparently used to be a Steam group located here, but it was shut down by the phony mODs at Steam. As such, it is imperative that our new group be populated only by well-behaved, rule-following goodthinkers. Just like on here, any posts that are bigoted, creepy, misogynistic, transphobic, unsettling, racist, homophobic, or just reeking of unexamined, toxic privilege will result in an immediate ban. Any users looking to join must first affirm their support for trans rights and their commitment to tearing down the cisheteropatriarchy. Other than than, feel free to join.

!jannies

Second in a series of helpful how-to posts.

Last time we talked about how to get shitloads of dramacoin the old-fashioned way, but what if you're a lazy piece of shit and you just want to get lots of DC quickly? Enter gambling: this top secret backdoor is a way to rapidly unlock thousands of coins that would otherwise have required tedious hours of quality posting.

The casino here offers several different games of chance: roulette, slots, blackjack and the lottershe. For our purposes, we're only concerned with slots because that's the best one to shit up threads with publicly. If you post !slots1234 (or w/e number) you'll wager that much money on your post. If you win, just like at the casino in Monaco or Macao, lots of other people will see you win and they'll think you're cool and want to have sex with you. It's just like Monte Carlo, except instead of lucky gamblers shagging models in their lambos, you'll have dramautists crawling up in your DMs begging to suck your cock for DC. (This is true even if you don't have a cock or you've deprecated it, damautists won't check before they promise the succs-for-bucks)

Okay, so with that out of the way, how do you rack up impressive winnings like mine?

The number one secret is only gamble when you're pretty sure you're going to win.

If you've got a good feeling, or you're on a hot streak, or you're posting in a lucky thread: lots of rare Marseys, or golden flashing ones, or if everyone else is already winning big, you should try to get in on that action, too.

Sometimes you are going to lose, and that's just how chance works. The other important thing is make small bets when you're going lose and save your biggest bets for the ones that will pay off. For example, maybe you lose two or three 300 DC bets, but that will just angry up Chaos because she knows you're not serious and you're betting like a pussy. So then as an apology you'll want to bet big, like 5, 10, 15,000 to show you mean it - but don't do it unless you're going to win. If you keep winning 10,000 DC bets and losing 200 DC ones, you can see how the math works out.

Try to get in good with random number generators. The Mersenne Twister and I go way back: we used to fool around back in college and it was all basically innocent but everyone knows Twister has always been a little kinky and it's true. If you get on her good side, she will pay off in spades. Not that many people understand this, but gambling on a computer pretty much comes down to /dev/random and so if random numbers love you, then you will consistently win at gambling.

If all those tips don't work, and you're still a loser, you should try praying. Specifically, you should pray to become more like me...

...because being specially blessed and favored by the Lord God Almighty and her favorite boy, the Son of Man can come in handy in all walks of life, but one area where it especially pays off is at the slot machine.

Thank you. I will not be taking any questions from the panel. !wincels please explain it to the losers if they don't understand.

Yeah like it's so loud and annoying. I go to work after him so technically my wake up is always 530. This is especially gay because I actually like to sleep. So every day for months I just pee a LITTLE bit into his pans. I wash it out mostly so he can't tell but yeah this neighbor likes boy pee. What a strag amirite lads?

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Our son was a participant in your community. He faced a lot of bullying from his peers but said he felt welcome in your group of misfits. He had difficulty to making friends at school due to his Asperger's. The pandemic made his social anxiety worse and despite our best efforts he continued to isolate.

He told us he went by “Pizza” like the comic he loved so much as a boy. We were just happy he found friends, internet or otherwise.

My husband and I would like to say thank you for welcoming him in your community during the tough times. We hope you'll consider making a donation to Crisis Text Line in his memory.

https://www.crisistextline.org/donate/

Rest in peace my angel

Pizzashill's mom

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