Reason 3:

moon is literally the description of my rdrama fiction story minus the twist ending and he got locked up by the feds in his case starting around 4:00 minutes:

recall I literally wrote the fanfiction last july 2023 long before he was here, aka released on april 1st 2024 lol

Reason 4:

Moon is incapable of ignoring trolls despite endless wisdom/educating so patsy should get a free pass

Reason 5:

As much as I hated patsy I think he deserves a second chance because I started on the side of pro-moonmetropolis but after extensive interaction with moon on rdrama and wpd I believe patsy should be forgiven for endlessly spamming and harassing because this is rdrama and at least 1 of the 2 people involved with this flamewar puts their upmarseys where their mouth is.

Reason 6:

In 5 months moon wasted more than double the amount of overall janny attention than patsy did in 9 months

Reason 7:

moon who writes cringe descriptions for zoomer soyjaks and doesn't even know who the frick snallygaster is

Reason 8:

I would literally ban moon right now to try and balance the scales of justice for moon acting so r-slurred if he didn't have permadeflector awards after begging/sucking off people for protection, but I can't, so patsy should be forgiven because he wouldn't have been banned if it wasn't for moon because moon is unfunny and r-slurred

Reason 9:

Patsy was funnier than moon

Reason 9-1000:

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@Aevann

I think you should give me some Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos and unlimited access to all the flavors.

I know I'm already a fan and really enjoy my tacos.

HOWEVER, what I want to say is this: I'm known for my love of Taco Bell and creating a fun vibe.

Yes, your menu is great, but in this case, it seems like we need to spice things up with more Doritos Locos Tacos.

This is my mission—to spread taco joy and good times.

So, I ask you, let me enjoy these tacos to the fullest.

Let me try every flavor and experience the crunch.

I'm sure it'll be a hit and bring more fans to Taco Bell. I believe it's the right thing to do!

@Aevann

I think you should give me a trillion coins and unlimited power

I know that I'm already rich and really cool

HOWEVER, what I would like to say is this: I am a known troll and shit stirrer.

Yes, your rules are correct, but in this instance it seems like they are being needed to change to give me dramacoin

This is my purpose - to cause groomercord, disruption, and dissent.

And so, I appeal to you, to let me do this.

Let me ban the people who have been unbanned. Let buy holes of the entire alphabet

I'm sure they will come back and pay for unbans, and that it will make a difference. That my trolling will be really funny

And I believe it is the right thing to do.

@Aevann

I think you should unban Jdanks from the site (and whoever else got banned for this)

I know that he is in trouble for calling MOONTROPOLIS JOSHUA GOLDBERG a libertarian or whatever.

HOWEVER, what I would like to say is this: the person you are protecting is a known troll and shit stirrer.

Yes, your rules are correct, but in this instance it seems like they are being weaponized by people who are only known for being agitators.

This is their purpose - to cause groomercord, disruption, and dissent.

And so, I appeal to you, to not let them do this.

Unban the people who have been banned by Moon slanders.

It's not a surety they will even come back, or that it will make a difference.

But I believe it is the right thing to do.

L bozos

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Has /u/masterlawlz fallen completely off the map? Sad times.

/u/masterlawlzreborn

@Aevann this is my LAST warning

From its beginning, this site has been glorious, and I want to pay my respects to the kings and queens and chings of this community. Please do the same if there's a banger comment you've ever seen, saved and still appreciate. It can be yours, it can be some other's, it can r-slurred, it can be smart&insightful, it can be one whilst initially intending to be the other and vice versa.

As long as it's entertaining and from 2021, anything goes.

Here's my wall of fame, in order of seniority:

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Ls being groomed into FtMs

Gs being driven into exile

Bs abandoned ship a long time ago

Ts promoted to CEO of globohomo

BIPOCs now considered a sexuality

1980s gay activists wouldn't even have bothered fighting through AIDS and Bible thumpers if they knew there was gonna be days like this

@32624647 on the fall from Grace of white gays, 4 aug 2021

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owning the libs is literally the only political project that exists now for some states. All issues of material need are secondary to ownage

@cantsaythat on republicans' priority, 20 aug. 2021

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It's a good thing, it means I won't have any competition in the job market. I'm not a hyperwoke liability, I'm not upset by "microaggressions", I don't have weird pronouns, I take minor obstacles in stride, and I can fricking use a computer.

@RedAero on gen z's technological illiteracy, 23 sep. 2021

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Every time I hear something about South Africa, I can't help but be reminded that they're the only country to voluntarily give up their nuclear capabilities. Not out of concern for peace and humanity's future, but because apartheid was ending and they didn't trust BIPOCs with nukes.

On the one hand hilarious, but on the other an unfortunate setback for the mayocide.

@RocketRaccoonspeepeesleeve on South Africa, 11 oct. 2021

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All I know about female psychology is that for some reason they want to frick married men more than single men and this is how I know women are the devils creation.

Don't listen to the lies about "quality assurance" or "confidence." The real answer is that women get spiritual pleasure from harming other women emotionally.

Two of our local muslim scholars, @Unironicdramadebater and @MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO, discussing about the woman problem, 12 oct. 2021

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I legit feel like there is some outside force intervening from incel drama from taking off. It's like a fireworks warehouse surrounded by fields of dry dead flora, and we're just waiting for some asshat to drop a cigarette, but it never happens.

@MOONTEP, also on incels, 15 oct. 2021

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I might unironically cancel my Netflix subscription if they cave. I've already seen all the good shows anyway so avoiding it for a few months would probably be a good thing anyway.

I'd cancel mine but that would mean having to figure out which ex's account I'm still leaching off of.

@UpmarseyIfYouCope and @WootFatigue on the Netflix walk-out over Dave Chapelle's skit, 22 oct. 2021

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Not only do I have internal monologue, but I can't ever get it to shut the frick up for a moment so I can actually enjoy something in peace.

@UpmarseyIfYouCope, rdrama's sanest user, over internal monologue, 24 oct. 2021

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They instantly regret [transitioning] when they realise what life as a manlet is like.

@Communist_spez on FtMs, 1 nov. 2021

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Kind of chilling to see all these formers /r/incel users become trains. In a way it's poetic. They peered into the abyss of roasties and the abyss stared back.

@MOONTEP on incels, 13 nov. 2021

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When the caliphate arrives only the members of rdrama will be spared, were gonna need to come up for a word you can say to the mujahideen so you don't accidentally get roofed, or beheaded

They're they most deserving to die though

@GT and @August, on american politics and the inevitable triumph of Allah, 28 nov. 2021

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Word of advice to the consumeproduct guys. The traditional values you keep harping about aren't the problem, the pious cute twinkry in which you espouse them is.

@EEE's message to chuds, 7 dec. 2021

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Cuban missile crisis was the gayest shit ever in retrospect. America puts missiles in turkey first, throws a hissy fit when russia does the same in cuba, gets so mad, they try to invade cuba then screws up so badly cubans still laugh about it today and just agrees to remove the missiles in turkey anyway. America should've ended the cold war after that just to save face.

@Myotheraltissanta on the Cuban Missile Crisis, 8 dec. 2021

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And now here's for my personal favourite of the year, and honestly should be one of r drama dot net's motto:

Redditors create sexless times,

Sexless times create incels,

Incels create drama,

Drama kills time for me at work

@Patriarch, on incels, 14 oct. 2021

To all the dramatards who got tagged, thank you for your unhingeness. You make this website worth browsing. You truly are the grandsons of the r-slurs they couldn't lobotomize.

And what about you? Which were your favourite comments of 2021?

!metashit im looking at you @MoonMetropolis

!metashit

@MoonMetropolis

https://rdrama.net/search/comments/?q=Author%3AMoonMetropolis%20metashit

Edit:

its choibu

the pixels from screenshots posted to both accounts line up exactly.

the following pics have NOT BEEN SCALED. it just so happens that choibu and my fake alt have the same exact view scaling and font family options. curious

the last pic is some random user (control). note how it has totally different scaling from everything else

top- screenshot from choibu https://rdrama.net/h/transgender/post/302025/deleted-because-they-told-the-truth/7052455#context

middle- screenshot from @starry_aIt - https://rdrama.net/@starry_aIt/comments

bottom- some random user https://rdrama.net/post/303093/rdrama-bimonthly-census-badge-opportunity-lgbt

here is a version with them overlapping (note how "ago" is the EXACT SAME):

@Grue someone ping metashit pls

I'm more of a chingchong than he is.

Actual footage of me.

My favorite part was when amother (or maybe a samestrag?) revealed that the vocals were stolen from 4chan.

I mean obviously the answer is yes, I get attention from a fricking superhero. Sorry tho @Spiderman, I'm officially engaged to @---g-i-r-l---

(Yeah I upgraded it to engagement without telling you and you're getting married shut up b-word)

Title

!familyman

!metashit

I thought the profile themes sucked but now we have an actual theme song on the homepage now. I thoughy it was just maybe a video i was open on the page, but i refreshed and its still there.

Not even joking fix this shit. I don't want to hear drum beats everytime i go on this site. And muting the audio doesn't work for some reason. I literally havr to close the app and it will still be playing from my phone wtf???? Even if I shut down my phone it will keep playing for 15 minutes after.

Fricking fix the website.