jannies are unsure how to break the news to the userbase. It got leaked to me and I believe rdrama deserves to know.

RIP Carp I'll miss you fishie

Zombies ain't got shit

Been buying Wolverine's for 5 years or so but after 3 months my lastest pair is falling apart when they're normally good for a year.

I want slip on with a composite toe, no steel to avoid airport hassle and need good grip on metal decking.

https://rdrama.net/badge_owners/332

!metashit !neurodivergents

I'm already irritated but jfc there's no way.

I bet on black 10 times in a row, every single one is a loss.

Bet on red twice, lose both.

Bet on black again, lose.

This is statistically impossible. I'm legitimately mad.

My eyes aren't what they used to be, so the Creepster font is hard to read on mobile

I'm not a CSS guy but this mostly switches the site back to the dramblr font. I'm sure there's some div types I'm missing but I'm on mobile so because I can't inspect-element

body, a, h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6, th, caption, pre, address {font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol" !important;}

Let's talk about it

Source: drama source code @ https://fsdfsd.net/

If a janny makes a post it gets the equivalent of progressive stack automatically

https://fsdfsd.net/rDrama/rDrama/src/commit/a6903f67fe0094037f2c6083b33c3eba3f8aaee4/files/helpers/config/const.py

https://fsdfsd.net/rDrama/rDrama/src/commit/768444124bf31c42e5b904d6ff9e92a6998e2f98/files/routes/votes.py

Where is boo when we need him?

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Fleshlight = light border

Bones = tooting skeleton dancers-for-money

Candy c0rn = ???

Ectoplasm = green border

pumpkin booty = lovely looking pumpkin 😘

zombie bite = ???

vaxx = ???

stalker = my new husband circling me down ; )

haunt = ???

jump-scare = ???

(Will edit and update)

(Also, i noticed the fireworks didnt work in the same post as fleshlight/ectoplasm, so idk whats up with that whether intentional or not, good looks though)

NEEYGA

ORIGINALLY IT WAS ZERO

Bimothy came back!

Are you a Negative Nancy? A real Debbie Downer? If so, then !doomers is the ping group for you!

Joining !doomers won't make human existence any less bleak and meaningless, nor will it prevent our inevitable death and destruction, but it just might distract you from your nagging emptiness for the few seconds that it takes to join. Join today and you'll get absolutely nothing - the ping group is as hollow and pointless as life itself. Or don't join - I really don't care. It don't matter. None of this matters.

!edgelords

Let me start this off with saying that I am, in true !grillers fashion, an impartial party in the Moon v. Patsy dispute. Obviously, I gave Moon a very fair interview, his first out of prison, and have generally been supportive of his presence on this website. I even gave him $50 to buy a microphone so that he could do interviews with not only myself, but whomever he wanted to talk to next. I'm not saying that to hold it over his head, but to show that I am not "coming after him" or joining le evil heckin groomercord moberino

Let's be clear here: @Patsy deserves to be freed.

you cant heckin call people pedorinos!!1

We here at rdrama pride ourselves on being the last bastion of the ways of ye olde internet - a place where you can call people cute twinks, r-slurs, the n word, you name it. We have cultivated a community where, like the internet of old, slapfights over inane, r-slurred bullshit result in years long rivalries and produce sweet, sweet seething and malding between terminally online homos amongst a tight knit community.

NEWS FLASH: THE SPIRIT OF THE OLD INTERNET IS CALLING PEOPLE P-DOPHILES OVER MILD DISAGREEMENTS

The core argument supplied by the janny cabal is that calling people pedos, without "evidence", is akin to real life harm.

Let me rebute this very easily:

I'm to believe that a fully grown man, who went to prison for years for trolling (unjustly, in my opinion), can't handle being slandered by an r-slur on the internet without janitorial intervention?

Janny Cabal simps: a good faith retort

Let's start out with @arseupwrongo

Our guy here is right in his analysis that p-do flinging is unfunny and r-slurred. He is also spot on in saying how it develops: r-slur 1 cherry picks an out of context, nothingburger comment and lobs accusations. However, is that really banworthy? If being an unfunny r-slur was banworthy, 99% of you neighbors would be sent packing.

>b-b-but it makes people obligated to respond for hours!!1

No it doesn't, literally just ignore it lol. Seriously, you can just say "no I'm not, you're r-slurred" and let the other person keep sperging. Everyone I've gone after on this website only made it worse by responding to my bait. Of all people, my neighbor moon should know this - which is why he isn't posting about it anymore, I'd assume.

Now, let's move on to @sayxirname

Easily the most r-slurred argument I've seen in regards to this !metashit. Do you really, actually believe that calling someone a p-dophile is going to bring the feds here? Do you think that there is a team of feds that tracks the millions of p-do accusations posted online daily and checks up on them? That they will shut down this website because some r-slur called another r-slur a p-do?

Aren't the feds more likely to be poking around because a (wrongfully, imo) convicted terrorist, whom they undoubtedly monitor the online activity of, has made this his home and is a moderator? Get real dude. You are the biggest r-slur on this whole website. How much is the janny cabal paying you?

Lastly, let's go over @UraniumDonGER's comment

This is in regard to @Aevann running around and calling SPAL a p-dophile, justifying his ban and the behavior that many users and jannies engaged in when they baselessly lobbed p-do accusations at him.

SPAL is a fricking schizo psycho btw. He's never once had s*x without a condom, including his WIFE of 8 years, because he was worried about catching STDs. He is deeply paranoid and delusional, yes, but this is also in character for him.

This is the best proof that he is a p-do that anyone can find, and it's baseless speculation at best. He asks for IDs when he takes women out? Wow, what a p-do!

The fact is that he was banned for calling Carp a p-do, and trying to find out why he is a felon. This shook carp so badly that he rage quit the site for months and refused to keep being Aevanns head capo unless SPAL was gone.

I don't blame Aevann for doing this. I don't even blame him for banning Patsy. I just think he should be honest: it's his website and he's doing what he's doing to keep his website running how he wants it to. That's fine, but just be honest brother.

Patsy didn't cross a line by harassing another user, that's what this website is all about. He simply made your life harder and didn't listen to you when you laid down the law. SPAL cannot be credibly accused of being a p-do, he just made your life harder and didnt listen to you when you laid down the law.

Catching a ban on the website comes down to drawing the ire of the janny cabal in 90% of cases. You don't need to make justifications for it, we all know it's true lol.

Final Thoughts

This whole debacle is pure r-sluration, from the top on down. The jannies are being r-slurred, moon was being r-slurred, Patsy was being r-slurred. I'm being r-slurred by making a post that took way longer than I thought it would and wasting a half hour of my day that will ultimately not make a difference. I probably just pissed off a bunch of people I otherwise have a good relationship with for no reason - Patsy will still be banned because he didn't listen to Aevann.

In conclusion, every user on this website, including every member of the janny cabal, is a p-dophile. Except for me, of course.

!metashit

Reason 3:

moon is literally the description of my rdrama fiction story minus the twist ending and he got locked up by the feds in his case starting around 4:00 minutes:

recall I literally wrote the fanfiction last july 2023 long before he was here, aka released on april 1st 2024 lol

Reason 4:

Moon is incapable of ignoring trolls despite endless wisdom/educating so patsy should get a free pass

Reason 5:

As much as I hated patsy I think he deserves a second chance because I started on the side of pro-moonmetropolis but after extensive interaction with moon on rdrama and wpd I believe patsy should be forgiven for endlessly spamming and harassing because this is rdrama and at least 1 of the 2 people involved with this flamewar puts their upmarseys where their mouth is.

Reason 6:

In 5 months moon wasted more than double the amount of overall janny attention than patsy did in 9 months

Reason 7:

moon who writes cringe descriptions for zoomer soyjaks and doesn't even know who the frick snallygaster is

Reason 8:

I would literally ban moon right now to try and balance the scales of justice for moon acting so r-slurred if he didn't have permadeflector awards after begging/sucking off people for protection, but I can't, so patsy should be forgiven because he wouldn't have been banned if it wasn't for moon because moon is unfunny and r-slurred

Reason 9:

Patsy was funnier than moon

Reason 9-1000:

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@Aevann

I think you should give me some Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos and unlimited access to all the flavors.

I know I'm already a fan and really enjoy my tacos.

HOWEVER, what I want to say is this: I'm known for my love of Taco Bell and creating a fun vibe.

Yes, your menu is great, but in this case, it seems like we need to spice things up with more Doritos Locos Tacos.

This is my mission—to spread taco joy and good times.

So, I ask you, let me enjoy these tacos to the fullest.

Let me try every flavor and experience the crunch.

I'm sure it'll be a hit and bring more fans to Taco Bell. I believe it's the right thing to do!

@Aevann

I think you should give me a trillion coins and unlimited power

I know that I'm already rich and really cool

HOWEVER, what I would like to say is this: I am a known troll and shit stirrer.

Yes, your rules are correct, but in this instance it seems like they are being needed to change to give me dramacoin

This is my purpose - to cause groomercord, disruption, and dissent.

And so, I appeal to you, to let me do this.

Let me ban the people who have been unbanned. Let buy holes of the entire alphabet

I'm sure they will come back and pay for unbans, and that it will make a difference. That my trolling will be really funny

And I believe it is the right thing to do.

@Aevann

I think you should unban Jdanks from the site (and whoever else got banned for this)

I know that he is in trouble for calling MOONTROPOLIS JOSHUA GOLDBERG a p-do or whatever.

HOWEVER, what I would like to say is this: the person you are protecting is a known troll and shit stirrer.

Yes, your rules are correct, but in this instance it seems like they are being weaponized by people who are only known for being agitators.

This is their purpose - to cause groomercord, disruption, and dissent.

And so, I appeal to you, to not let them do this.

Unban the people who have been banned by Moon slanders.

It's not a surety they will even come back, or that it will make a difference.

But I believe it is the right thing to do.