!animalposters there are bugs

!grillers !boozers I had some 6.8% beers

!thin git fit or get hit

!besties I wanted to share this with you!

!tops I topped a giant peepee rock

unlucky

My sister wants me to go to the home depot. Not a home depot, the home depot. She either does not know or simply refuses to tell me the address instead giving me land marks.

But I never drive in that city so I don't know any of the land marks, so she tries to give me directions to the landmarks so I can follow other directions to different land marks so I can go tot the store she wants, all instead of just telling me where I'm going.

A short example

Where is it?

You know where the walmart is?

No

Yes you do! We used to go there all the time. It's next to where the lvno used to be

I don't know

Well you go to the self storage place, drive up to lights and then take a left

What self storage?

The self storage!

Just give me an address and I'll use the GPS!

Omg just take dad he knows where it is

As it turns out: Dad did not know where it was.

Heres mine lol ITS NOT A PRISON

Got maximum freedom and its such a blessing after being in lock down substance abuse centers for the last… 4? years trying to solve my problems.

Doesnt work for me.

I am happy tho. I am free.

Waiting for housing (around june 10th) or im moving in to my homegirl also severe alcoholics place in baltimore

I'm using this site as my personal photo blog now. Deal with it.

Really happy with how they turned out. I'm going to borrow the car for a day coming soon to take some more details of the engine and interior. Next car I'm shooting is a 1989 Porsche 928 S4.

EDIT: WOW! THAT IMAGE COMPRESSION LOOKS LIKE SHIT! HERE'S A BETTER COPY OF THEM: https://www.bradgillette.net/automotive-ferrari-612-scaglietti

Thanks Pope!

Also inferred that he was an Argentinian Nazi because he's so white thus evil and a nazi

I also cropdusted a cute Asian girl

Then I played Top Golf and apparently its $75 an hour now?

Seems kinda steep but my options were play Top Golf or go to a titty bar and play some slapass and the incels I was with were too scared didn't want to go talk to almost naked women

Why does everything close at 8PM on sunday?

No one even works Mondays from 9am to 12pm, thats hangover recovery hours

Anyways, good night diary

PS: Remember how good ice cream sandwiches used to be?

!nonchuds !chuds

This thing is so much fun. Yeah I look r-slurred driving it up and down my private drive with my head sticking out the top but I don't care.

GET THE FUCCKKDKCJ OOOOOOOOOOOOUTTTT b-word,FRICK

The new position as a car guy's assistant is going well. Drove an hour away to pick up the new Polaris UTV for his son and now I have the tough job of “gently” breaking it in for a few hours before handing it off to be beaten on by a 9 year old.

Next project is to build him a podcast studio. This is serious work.

Perfect day for it out on the lake. Caught them on a Berkeley paddle shad and a Northland 1/16 whistler jig. Bass love them. Met this turtle after I got a bass off the hook. Special thanks to the girl who inadvertently distracted the boomer who won't shut up when we were all getting on the water. Nice enough guy, but he talked at me for 20 minutes the other day when I was trying to go home.

Like a month ago I'm getting gas and this Ferrari pulls up at the pump next to me. The guy comes out and starts up a conversation about my Porsche and we exchange numbers. A few weeks later I post a picture of a Vector W8 I spotted and he gives me a call. Turns out he was involved with the guy who started Vector back in the day. I mention taking some photos of his car and he says that would be great. We make plans, the plans fall through a few times, but in the meantime he has a project for me.

He bought a Polaris side-by-side for his neurodivergent son and wants the color changed and it to have a racing livery like a monster truck. I say I could probably make that happen and get to designing.

Today I go over to his house to go over some of the design choices, and he says we can shoot his car tonight but it needs to be washed first. He hands me the keys, says to take it for a spin, hand wash it, and he'll pay me $25/hour to do so. Also there are a few other things around the house that need to be handled and he'll pay me hourly to do that as well.

Oh, and he also introduces me to his house manager. She's stunning.

So I find myself cruising some of my favorite back roads in a V12 Ferrari before carefully washing it in an air conditioned garage.

Tonight, I find myself hanging out the back of my Volvo getting the photoshoot I wanted.

Tomorrow I'm driving a few hours to the powersports dealership to pick up this Polaris. He says he wants me to break it in as well.

This isn't the first time I've fallen into a series of odd jobs, but it's been awhile and it feels good.

Edit: one of the results -

This b-word....who I love btw..

Wants to go to a rave like 2 hours away from me. Ok.

She'll buy my ticket BUT... I'm bringing the tent...and the weed...and all of the supplies. I'm bringing the weed and booze too!

How do I let her know...yeah u gotta throw me a couple bucks.

She said she wanted to bring water to sell?!

I was gonna bring BORGS and packs of water to give out. I'm sick of raves.

Idk how do I make sure I got mines?? Nickel and dime them?? Like what I'm probably doing like 80% of the stuff...

I'm a woman. She cant buy weed in her state. Should I demand she brings the alcohol? I can send her receipts for the bud

I dont wanna go lol. But I might end up enjoying it idk I hope I do

I guess even women have had enough of female teachers?

!fellas I think I have a shot here

Anyone else going to be going this year?

I won't acknowledge you or your presence, but maybe I'll see some of you peasants down in the pits trying to get the waitress to bring you another Maß.

It's a bowling alley.

>big pointless animation around the game window
>face cam taking up like 1/4 of the screen
>any half popular streamer will be putting on a persona so fake only are going to be fooled by it
>oh god so much fake laughing
>really fake everything, cams filtered to uncanny valley levels of disgusting
>vtubers are the most r-slurred things I've ever seen and I wonder how many people know they're actually some hairy nerdy moid with a voice changer
>friendzoned mods in every female streamer chat room desperately miladying and gatekeeping
>tons of streamers playing horrible games that they've obviously been paid to play trying their best to pretend to be having fun
>absolute fricking mess of a site design makes everything laggy and CPU intensive (kick.com for example are likewise cancer but apparently hire much better coders)

I just want a clean video stream of someone playing a game and reacting to it sincerely without their big r-slurred face or anything else in the way