One of our samples is from a living person. The intern is uncomfortable with the fact that the sample is from a living person. Get the frick over it, we aren't working with patients so it doesn't matter. Prep the karyotype and FISH slides and send the remaining marrow down to TriCore or LabCorp. I don't give a frick that the patient is alive, this is a job and they need to do their job. They are in the wrong field if they think samples given is an issue. If I was the person doing the tap I would make that hip dry just to prove a point that we don't give a shit.

Frick

My other cat is not dead, she is just with my ex.

They where almost matching tuxedo cats and he will never see his blood sister again

I drank a lot today as it's their birthdays, pour one out tonight for my stolen daughter

I have told him countless times to trash his annoying purple pens because I can't accept a document signed in purple. It's not even a weird lab policy, it's a national standard that signatures need to be written in black or blue pen. I feel like I'm arguing with a kindergarten child because every time I bring it up he just talks about how he likes purple and it doesn't matter because some guy that is long dead accepted his proposal written in purple ink.

>be me

>you are now me

>be at work

>rdrama dot net in the background

>speakers turned off cuz Homoween music and I'm being sneaky

>time for voice chat meeting with the bossman and team

>join chat

>plug in headphones

LE SPOOKY HOMOWEEN MUSIC REALLY LOUD

>mute the tabs

>all better

>be you

>you are now you again

I found this new mole on my shoulder and it was annoying me so I cut it off with kitchen shears. Worked perfectly, now instead of an innocuous mole I now have a giant bleeding gash on my neck, barely covered by a bandaid. My parents are gonna be weirded out and idk how to explain to them there's no psychiatric problems I just felt like cutting them off.

Anyways I was reading online about mole removal and all the anti home remedy stuff was vaguely funny. Like the chemical stuff not working made sense but the anti physical removal stuff was all like “nooo you can't do a mostly harmless procedure on yourself! You might get sepsis!! We need to check if the mole is cancerous!!1!” Yeesh what gatekeepers. Anyways I'll let y'all know if I die or something, mostly just annoyed by the large amounts of blood I'm spurting.

Okay I need a bot that plays youtube audio over groomercord, used to have goated vexera but they got pooped on by google for copyright stragshit. Used a couple other bots but they're substandard in comparison. I know you dramatards got the hot tip on the hot shit, don't keep me in the dark.

Me:

My sperm:

She's pregnant, it didn't work.

This little BIPOC perches right outside my window and starts hammering away on my vinyl siding every other day or so until I bang on the wall. Today he woke me up at 7am. How do I get him to stop?

!animalposters

The optics of the attacks must be really fricking bad if turn-out in center of Stockholm numbers in the dozens

Where do I find fatties? Tinder and Okcupid have e-thots or kinda fat women but none of the whales.

I legit just want to smoke weed and frick

Heating pad for what?!!

I did not leave my lab for nearly a week, rushed, pushed protocols to their limits, pissed off everybody I interact with, got told by higher ups to go home for my niece to have an enjoyable balloon fiesta. Today is day 1 of balloon fiesta and after coming home at 5am to take her to the event she wants me to get her a plane ticket home. I hired a butler and chef for the duration of her stay but she wants to spend her break at her moms crack den because god forbid I ask her to go to bed before midnight.

I got the flu a few days ago. I've had all the symptoms you can possibly get. Including fevers and weird fever dreams.

Once I was a fascist paid to pretend I was a communist and cause trouble in a court in the late 1940s to ruin the trial of a communist to discredit the commies.

Last one I had a mission to start a war between Russia and Turkey but I woke up when I dropped too much.

Anyway this disease is fricking everyone up in Oregon right now.

Best you can do is lay in bed and watch Have Gun, Will Travel. Paladin is a massive chad and Gene Roddenberry writes well for him.

I will be moving to America (in particular Austin) soon. Telle anything that will prepare me for living in the freest country on Earth.

Also any advice on making friends in new places is appreciated

Barenaked Ladies

Chumbawumba

100 Gecs

System of a Down

Smash Mouth

Slipknot

Linkin Park

My Porsche might be fricked, and I ordered an endoscope off Amazon to check it out to determine whether the fix is going to be $1k or $25k (I don't have $25k so I'll just have to get rid of the car). That said, tomorrow I'll have a dual-lens 5.5mm endoscope to put inside things. What would ya'll like to see the inside of?