Week 5 is over, and it was gloriously unpredictable. Lots of fumbled snaps, missed field goals, a blocked field goal returned for a punt, a glorious fat man interception in the endzone and everything else that makes American football a fun sport to watch. Welcome to week 6 we have 14 games and 4 teams on bye this week. The Vikings and Chiefs maintained their perfect record and I can tell the future. The Vikings and Chiefs will maintain that perfect record. Beyond that NFC North is the only division with every team above .500 (we da best)
The other big news I saw recently was:
The Jets fired Head Coach Saleh and he had to be escorted out by security. Their DC, Jeff Ulbrich, will be their Interim Head Coach.
Patriots Safety Jabrill Peppers was arrested for assault and battery on an intimate partner, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, strangulation and possession of cocaine. Reset the NFL players try to relax without beating their gf/wife challenge clock.
4 Teams with a bye are: Chiefs, Rams, Dolphins, and Vikings
The slate of games includes: TNF, 1 game from London which will again be at 9:30am Eastern (Jaguars v Bears), 6 Early Sunday games, 4 afternoon games, Sunday primetime, and one MNF game.
One last note of business I realized last week that I have no plan for what to do with a tie game. Currently I see 2 options: 1. Add a tie option to every game, which would flush down all the DC if nobody votes for it and we get a tie. 2. Use the # roll feature in the case of a tie. If the #roll comes out to be even, then the coins will be paid out to the top (visiting) team and if it's odd they will be paid out to the bottom (home) team. I think going forward I'll use option 2 in the event of a tie because I don't want an extra option to possibly be accidently clicked on every single bet. If you have strong opinions on this yell at me below.
@BasicallyADoxxer will have the college slate of games as usual
Finally for anyone interested, here's a excel spreadsheet I've been using to track gambling wins/losses. Column A has the winner of their matchup (listed in the same order I list them for this thread, B is the gross Payout , C needs to be filled with a 1 if you won that bet, and a 0 if you lost. So it will be easy to track your weekly and seasonal gains/losses. Prior threads: week 1, week 2, week 3, week 4, week 5.
Thursday Night Football
49ers - 3,800 total betted - WINNER!
Seahawks - 2,200 total betted
Good gambling, one and all
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Week 7 CFB Betting Thread
see if I got the right week this time
edit: god darnit I was 1 comment too long and the last game of each thread collapsed
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Utah - 1,200 total betted
Arizona State - 400 total betted - WINNER!
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Washington - 1,000 total betted
Iowa - 800 total betted - WINNER!
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Wisconsin - 1,000 total betted - WINNER!
Rutgers - 600 total betted
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Georgia Tech - 1,200 total betted - WINNER!
North Carolina - 400 total betted
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Miami of Ohio - 800 total betted - WINNER!
Eastern Michigan - 800 total betted
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Stanford - 200 total betted
Notre Dame - 1,800 total betted - WINNER!
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Arizona - 400 total betted
BYU - 1,000 total betted - WINNER!
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Iowa State - 1,200 total betted - WINNER!
West Virginia - 200 total betted
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Alabama - 1,200 total betted - WINNER!
South Carolina - 400 total betted
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It's Bama vs South Carolina. Idk if you can edit it without fricking things up though
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This should be South Carolina at Bama
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I fricking knew I put Oklahoma in there twice by accident
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Texas - 1,400 total betted - WINNER!
Oklahoma - 600 total betted
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Penn State - 1,400 total betted - WINNER!
USC - 400 total betted
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Cal - 400 total betted
Pittsburgh - 1,000 total betted - WINNER!
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Florida - 600 total betted
Tennessee - 1,200 total betted - WINNER!
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Ohio State - 1,200 total betted
Oregon - 1,000 total betted - WINNER!
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Ole Miss - 800 total betted
LSU - 800 total betted - WINNER!
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Vanderbilt - 200 total betted - WINNER!
Kentucky - 1,400 total betted
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NFL bets go in this comment tree
Sunday 9:30 AM Eastern
Jaguars - 1,400 total betted
Bears - 3,400 total betted - WINNER!
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Monday Night Football
Bills - 3,600 total betted - WINNER!
Jets - 2,000 total betted
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More like PAJET? AMIRITE?
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Sunday Afternoon 3:05PM
Chargers - 2,600 total betted - WINNER!
Broncos - 2,400 total betted
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Steelers - 3,800 total betted - WINNER!
Raiders - 1,600 total betted
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this might be the trap game
where they lose to the Raiders away
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Most Steeler's games they've been 1 lucky drive away from losing/winning. They seem like a tossup every week, although I have insanely low faith in the Raiders at the moment (they just got routed by Denver of all teams).
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3:25PM
Falcons - 3,800 total betted - WINNER!
Panthers - 1,200 total betted
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Lions - 3,200 total betted - WINNER!
Cowboys - 1,400 total betted
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Sunday Primetime
Bengals - 3,400 total betted - WINNER!
Giants - 1,600 total betted
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Sunday early games- 11:00AM
The Saints had a great fat man interception in their loss on MondayBuccaneers - 3,800 total betted - WINNER!
Saints - 1,600 total betted
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Commanders - 2,200 total betted
Ravens - 3,000 total betted - WINNER!
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Cardinals - 2,200 total betted
Packers - 3,200 total betted - WINNER!
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Richardson and Levis are still out. So it's still old man Flacco for the Colts and Mason Rudolph for the Titans.
Colts - 2,600 total betted - WINNER!
Titans - 1,600 total betted
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Texans - 3,600 total betted - WINNER!
Patriots - 800 total betted
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Browns - 1,000 total betted
Eagles - 3,400 total betted - WINNER!
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Drake Maye is going to die.
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KILL SIRIANI
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With how they've been performing, I'm getting increasingly mad retrospectively that the Packers didn't beat them week 1.
Inshallah, Siriani will have a long career there, and Hurts will continue to perform good enough to not get let go, but never great.
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Hurts with the right tard wrangler can win the big one. Siriani is a fricking r-slur and every day I seethe over the fact we lost Pederson during the whole Wentz Pederson conflict
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Finally how's it going? Will you, like me, possibly never financially recover after going 6/14?
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Tennessee and USC were obvious frauds, so I got both Arkansas and Minnesota
And then I went like 1/6 on NFL games
Picking the underdogs in the NFL is becoming less viable as we've now got a decent idea who's good, but still I'm pretty sure I've made DC every week and have picked like two or three non-underdogs all year.
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I forgot to bet last week and it was a good time to step aside.
This year has been a bit nutty. I should probably start waiting until closer to when you close the thread so that I can see the odds I'm getting and try to use real strategery. 
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I'm always the first to bet, so I'm blaming this for my misfortune.
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I have 14 DC if someone wants to give me 186, I'll gamble it on their choice and return the 186 if a win
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I got you some coins, bet on all the games
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I think I went 20-5 overall. I bet college until I ran out, then reinvested in NFL.
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I bet untill it ran out. Thanks. Will pay back as my stone cold locks pay off lol
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if the bears win anything i will literally suck the peepee of every user on this site
i know i'm safe
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I'm a Bears hater, but they're looking better than the Jags right now.
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i'm aware they're not sucking as much as they usually do but i will NEVER forget their pathetic superbowl game against the colts like 20 years ago, or everything they've done since
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For sure, but the Jags look like shit right now. Bears are going to go 1-5 or 2-4 at best vs division opponents.
It is still possible for all 4 NFC North teams to get into the playoffs though
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The hawks have had a terrible showing the last few weeks but they did put down the pats week 3 so idk
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Care to throw me some scratch
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got u
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Thank you!
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Snapshots:
The Jets fired Head Coach Saleh and he had to be escorted out by security:
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Patriots Safety Jabrill Peppers was arrested for assault and battery on an intimate partner, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, strangulation and possession of cocaine:
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