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Women's World Cup :mammamia2: :marseywomanmoment2: :mammamia:

:#marseyza:

  • First ever win for South Africa in the Women's World Cup

  • First time they're proceeding to the knock-out stages

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r/soccer is lesbophobic :marseypearlclutch::marseypridepearl!clutch:

					
					

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16909252361375031.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1690925327857115.webp

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Mark Jackson fired for being a strong, black, Christian man :marseyitsover:

His firing definitely wasn't from his awful commentary. Please poor one out for Mark.

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I donโ€™t understand how womenโ€™s national team is playing as shit as they are. Itโ€™s not like thereโ€™s a significant gap between womenโ€™s euro clubs and us league womenโ€™s clubs like there is in menโ€™s sports. If the foids drop this one against Portugal, they may one up the US basketball teams embarrassment against Argentina in 2004 for worst U.S. National Team performance.

Itโ€™s obvious this coaching staff centered their entire game plan around Rose Lavelle being the playmaker, and now that sheโ€™s injured, the coaches are pooping their pants to find anyone that can complete a pass from midfield. Quite embarrassing given the pedigree of this team in general

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:marcusfootball: College football nonsense. Leaving the Pac-12 might as well kill the conference. I'll write a long post on the whole saga when the dust finally settles.

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Seeing Pessi run up and hug random MLS journeymen is actually kind of awesome

					
					
					
	

				
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Tottenham's billionaire owner Joe Lewis charged over 'brazen insider trading scheme' in US | The Sun

!football @SCD discuss

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Messi has scored three goals in 58 minutes in MLS

bro's playing on easy mode

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Mexican club quotes Goebbels on social media

It wasn't even a mistake where they posted a quote not knowing where it came from, they straight up attributed it to him lmao.

The since-deleted post lashed out at those who questioned an offside call that was ruled in Atlas' favor in Sunday's narrow result over NYCFC. "It is unfortunate how 'influencers', media people, 'analysts' manipulate by generating ideas of 'supposed help', but remembering what Goebbels, the Nazi Minister of Information (Hitler's right-hand man) said, which they apply to perfection: 'lie, lie, lie because something will stick, the bigger the lie, the more people will believe it,'" it read.

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This happened mere hours after lebron joked about signing a 1 year deal to play in saudi arabia

Concidence?????????????

:marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow::marseyglow:

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lol, lmao even

last playoff series was a shitshow giving up a 3-1 lead to the Florida panthers and losing at home in game 7 in overtime

rip bozo

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Links:

https://www.outkick.com/pelicans-zion-williamson-faces-more-heat-from-ex-porn-star-on-social-media-i-genuinely-loved-you/

https://www.cinemablend.com/television/zion-williamson-alleged-ex-moriah-mills-positive-pregnancy-test

https://www.google.com/amp/s/brobible.com/sports/article/zion-williamson-ex-girlfriend-moriah-mills-song/

So apparently an ex NBA star dated some porn whore and she's going insane that he got another woman pregnant and she's writing songs on Twitter about it? Am I getting the gist correctly?

That doesn't explain why Zion is posting asscheeks in response to her. This is really funny to me, but I need more context. Please.

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@gsa discuss

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:marseyfrozenchosen:: "why soccer WILL become the biggest sport in the United States"

!football !burgers discuss

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Wtf are you gonna do with a foul ball. Take a pic and give it the kid in your row.

How lame does your life have to be that catching a foul ball is a highlight.

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Least doped tour de france time trial
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There isn't a crazy amount of comments, but for context, ESPN surveyed professional athletes from the NHL, NBA, NFL and MLB about their willingness to accept and play with a gay teammate. Redditors stumble over themselves to explain why the NHL would be the most accepting (especially after this year's pride night controversies). Just a hint, the think it has to do with the lack of southern republican rednecks playing hockey and no other factors.

Bonus noticing for you. No one brings up that MLB is also a very accepting league to gay teammates. Let the :marseynoooticer: begin.

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Runningbacks are seething

Other replaceable cannon fodder:

https://x.com/CMC_22/status/1681066959230607366

https://x.com/AustinEkeler/status/1681065124772352001

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Harry Maguire no longer captain

Most people will probably disagree but I think he's a good player

But he should join another club so we can actually watch him play sometimes

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Djoker makes fun of a guy in the audience
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Messi loves chicken tendie subs
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A high school football coach yells at a player :marseypearlclutch:

					
					
					
	

				
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EPL 23/24 Predictions Contest

We are now less than one month away from the start of the new season and as such we can officially stop pretending to care about international football. Last season's winners were a tie between @HetsAreFeds and @Avalon, unfortunately my prediction was way off as Conte turned out to be a bald fraud with a hairpiece. This season will be different though I assure you. 1000 Marseybucks to whoever was closest at end of season.

1. Tottenham (Kane stays, Madison is the long awaited Modric replacement, Son comes back to form, Llorris no longer in net thank god, no europe to worry about can focus 100% on domestic, if the backline gets improved they might even do the double but don't want to get too optimistic)

2. Manchester City (Haaland sophomore slump and probable injury, team in general lacking motivation as they've won everything already)

3. Manchester United (I like ETH. Onana is as good a DDG replacement one could find, they have some really great players, particularly Bruno Fernandes has always impressed me, feel like if they can finally put it all together again they could even win the league this season but for now third feels right.)

4. Liverpool (Fabinho, Firmino, Hendo and possible Thiago exits leave Liverpool midfield in question again, but I believe in Klopp, they'll make some moves and be up there in the thick of it once more.)

5. Arsenal (Declan Rice overrated, the English love to hype up their own. You can find a player like him for 10-30 million in Italy, Spain, Germany etc., Arsenal are a young squad who will be playing with the expectations that last season's 2nd place finish bring, I don't think they live up to them.)

6. Chelsea (Poch contracts HIV after it is revealed his wife has been cucking him for years with a series of POZZED BVLLS, losses his hair, kills himself shortly after getting the sack. Chelsea rebound in time to finish sixth but it is all for not as new FA anti-racism rules forces the club to dissolve shortly after the season ends. Chelsea supporters are round up en masse and executed humanly.)

7-17. Who Cares

18. Sheffield United (Managers last name is Heckingbottom, nah)

19. Bournemouth (why is this still a thing frick off already)

20. Luton Town (kek)

Last seasons predictions can be found here

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