I don't wanna spam people with my incoming torrent of 40k wallpapers, Imperial Propaganda and 40 terabytes of Sisters of Battle Hentai.

But i also don't wanna make a duplicate hole

What u guyz think?

Why are so averse to bring good guys?

Whoops sorry, I'll turn off the followers notification next time

Y'all up for a dramapilled campaign?

Am I allowed to spam this hole with 40k Imperial propaganda?

Otherwise I'm creating my own hole

Confused? See here

https://rdrama.net/h/traditionalgames/post/182016/all-my-4chans-post-on-the

I call this one “The Parent Deathtrap ; or The Final Solution to the Nonce Problem”.

I was going to get cute with this, but realized that a straightforward approach would be the best way to handle this: Mr. Mouse, beloved international corporate symbol, film star, and incomprehensible alien intelligence with powers rivaling a god, hates chomos. So he’s been luring them to the park, murdering them, and replacing them with parallel dimension equivalents who aren’t child molesters, and then altering the memories of their victims to make them forget “all those nasty things ever happened”. The players probably won’t object to this, and if they do you probably need to call the police, so here’s where the problem comes in: happy people in a good situation aren’t going to be interested in abandoning their life to slide into someone else’s and people whose lives are radically different from the guy they are replacing wouldn’t be able to cut the muster, so he’s mainly been recruiting from post-apocalypse earths. Only the last year there’s been a major upswing in the number of ruined earths. The Sideways House, a funhouse that has a multiversal monitoring station and multiversal portal i that eats about a day’s worth of Mouse Park’s power every time it’s activated in the basement, recorded hundreds of formerly healthy and happy earths experiencing catastrophic events all on the same date. This is unprecedented . Usually there’s one a week. The quirk with our universe, apart from having the Great Mouse be an awesome guy, is that it’s about a month ahead of most other universes in the year(don’t question it; the multiverse is weird). The date of the great catastrophe is in five days. If the players can’t figure out what’s going on the earth is doomed.

Like what r-slur would ever do this, ha-ha. Surely anyone knows that all that sugar and periodic table of components make you feel like shit afterward, ha-ha. All that to make follow simplified rules and take turns slightly faster, ha-ha.

I don't really want Solar Auxilia tbh, I'll pawn them off onto someone else. They're cool but I don't want to spend a lot of time painting them, effortpainting is reserved for skirmish games.

Dude weed lmao

Normally I’d just give myself a sticky award but I need to post here to keep the hole active anyway.

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Each of my posts is going to be an individual post because lazy

Thought’s on this game? Basically it’s Disneyland if Mickey Mouse was the devil. I love the concept but I don’t think my players would go for it.

what kind of setting would it be???

what mechanics would it have

what would its classes be???

would houses be involved at literally all???

is carp a villain in world???

omg! would it devolve totally into an erpg???

um how neurodivergent would its character creation be???

whats marsey doing??? but its whatever

Finland, Italy, and Germany versus some bongs. Top of turn two. Gonna upload more photos as I drink.

The tubbo in the corner is not me. He's a fat friend.

Deal, cope seethe whatever.

fellas, is it safe to play a tabletop game without everyone involved first acknowledging their bigotry?

I have decks for almost every format on Arena but regular Brawl because who tf plays that.

!g*mers

A tournament would be fun but i doubt i can find more than 3 people to do this so currently this is a 1v1 best of 3.

We will open 64*-100 Master Packs, construct a deck using only the cards we acquired this way. No rerolls.

We will use the free pack simulator. Just use this page

https://ygoprodeck.com/pack-sim/

The site will show you all the cards you opened, save a picture and the YDK file. The picture is convenient but it will be like 50MBs, you can upload the YDK file to recheck your cards on site later.

We will either duel in Duelingbook or YGO Omega.

Duelingbook is a completely barebones web browser manual simulator. You will have to resolve cards yourself like in the IRL game. Just create an account using a tempmail. https://www.duelingbook.com/

If you think manual play would be too hard we can use YGO Omega. You have to download and install it, its a bit bulky, but it will be completely automatic. https://omega.duelistsunite.org/

You can decide the time of the duel at your own convenience.

*addendum: 100 packs seem more logical so we can create decks with some sort of synergy. I couldn't be assed to redo the screenshot so I'm doing this in writing. Open to extra suggestions.

They really needed to settle on a tone here. It’s more goofy Evil Dead horror than the eldritch eeriness I was promised by the cover.

If I ran the game I’d play up the eerie sadness of Mr.Mouse . He kills guests and then brings them back to life after a few days.

Because he just wants friends. He rewrites their memories so that all they remember of the few days wandering the park with a sad alien ghost god is all the fun they had together, and nothing of him. “It was an awesome vacation! I got to skip the lines, eat all I wanted and never gained a pound and they even let me go off the high dive!”

The real horror comes from finding your own rotting child corpse in the utility tunnels corpse disposal.

Mr.Mouse gives you a new body. He doesn’t resurrect your old one. That’s the real purpose of the Final Quest Foundation village. Die and come back without cancer.

That weird murder and resurrection ritual you’ve been helping to cover up? That happened to you as a child. Your parents let you be killed. They knew you’d be resurrected, but they still gave you to Mr.Mouse . He promised to give you back, but they still gave you to him.

Can anyone else think of weird twists where “this is horrible but stopping it would be worse?”

previously: https://rdrama.net/post/179369/more-janny-drama-when-a-100k

now:

I will give them credit for fully admitting that they're reopening because the chadmins threatened to demop them.

it will be interesting to see if the card is ever even pulled

It looks like that, it always fricks people over, and it has no shape-changing or mind control abilities. How the frick does anyone ever get fooled by these things? How are you even supposed to use them in a game? More importantly, why can’t I play as one.? I want to destroy the Coalition using my stupid sexy serpent-man trickery, rule over the ruins of New York, and have whatever freaky freaks a dog-headed mansnake dinosaur demon thinks is hot. I want to resink Atlantis and laugh as my enemies perish. I want to trick the vampires of Mexico into eating each other.

I remember him being a prevalent figure in my early /tg/ browsing days. A relic from a time when /tg/ was a place where people went to talk about things they like and cool stuff they were doing.

I miss it so much. I got to watch it die in real-time. Witchdoctors & Warcrimes was one of the last major projects /tg/ tried to do together, and the r-slurred mods banned everyone involved in making it, myself included.